The True Mrs. Goode-Cullen
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Joined 01-03-09, id: 1791868, Profile Updated: 09-24-09
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gallagher Girls, and Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys.

Hey everyone! This is The True Mrs. Goode-Cullen, but I was formerly The True Mrs. Edward Cullen.

Here are some things you might want to know about me- if you care:

Favorite Book(s): Twilight and the rest of the books in the series (really?) and Percy Jackson and The Olympians and the gallagher girls series! I also currently read Jinx by Meg Cabot (its awesome!) and the first book of the house of night series.. its really good too :

Favorite Movie: Twilight...

Favorite Sport: Basketball... (it's the colest sport in the world and i'd know cuz i play it : )

Favorite Song(s): You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift, You're not sorry- Taylor Swift,All Paramore songs, Flightless Bird, American Mouth- Iron & Wine (from the Twilight soundtrack), Bring Me to Life- Evanescence, Elephant in the Room- Richard Walters, Somebody Told Me- The Killers, The Way I loved You -Taylor Swift, Forever and Always- Taylor Swift, Hey stephen- Taylor Swift, Mary's song (oh my my my)- Taylor Swift, Breathe- Taylor Swift, Change- Taylor Swift, The Best day -Taylor Swift, ,and I'd Lie- Taylor Swift.

If you couldn't already tell-- i REALLY like Taylor Swift :

Favorite Twilight Characters: Edward and Alice (I envy Bella too much to like her)

Favorite People and/or Characters: Edward Cullen, Rob Pattinson, Jackson Rathbone, Jasper, Alice Cullen, Logan Lerman (playing Percy Jackson in the Percy Jackson movie), Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, AND Tyson (from percy jackson and the olympians)!! Also: Zach Goode, Bex, and Cammie Morgan!

Least Favorite People and/or characters: Jacob Black, Lauren Malleroy, and occasionally Taylor Lautner, also.. sometimes... Rachel Elizabeth Dare... she's cool and all, but she can be a wee bit annoying...

Favorite Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Chiron (he kicks ass!), and TYSON!

Favorite Pairings: Edward/ Bella, Cammie/ Zach, Percy/ Annabeth, Bex/Grant, Lix/Jonas (awwww ) and so far from what i've read in house of night: zoey/erik

Favorite Quotes:

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." ~ Anonymous

"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute: Screw the fruit!"- My best friend Cindy (hmmmm... I wonder... who this quote could relate to...)

"Let your stupidity shine trough!"- My other best friend Ash (to read her and our friend Alex's stories see werenotobsessedwithedwardatall on this site)

"Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."~ I'm not sure...

Guy Friend Will you just get over Edward Cullen already!

Me Nope, don't think I will!

Guy Friend You do know he's fictional

Me Yupp!

Guy Friend: Oh dear god...

Me: Hey!Guess What!@

Guy Friend Mentioned Above: What?

Me: I found A new fictional character to obsess over (A/N: Sorry Eddie!)

Guy Friend: Who is it this time?

Me: His name is Zach Goode and he's from this series called the gallagher girls series-- its about girls who got to a spy school and stuff (A/N: I gave henim the short version!)

Guy Friend: Well... At least you're getting closer to regualr people! Congrats!@

Human Development Teacher: Does Anyone know what anorexia is?

Ash: It's when you don't eat yourself becuase you think you look fat(while stumbling over her words, she means to say: It's when you don't eat anything becuase you see yourself as fat )

Me: No, that's called not-cannibalism, becuase Cannibalism is frowned upon in most soceitys...

Ash: groans

Annoying Girl in my gym class named Taylor: Oh mi god you guys! If me and Taylor Lautner got married we'd be Mr. And Mrs. Taylor Lautner and then if someone asked for Taylor Lautner we'd be like who?

Me: sighs

My friend Chanell on Vitamin Water 10 (the lemonade-ish flavor): "That is liquid diabetes in a bottle!"

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. hehehe... wow i actually put this in my profile :

Some copy and pastes...

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!

Some good excuses...or something like that...

I'm not obsessed with Twilight, I'm just strongly attached to the hot vampires.

You want to know why I read Twilight? Because a small part inside of me broke when I realized my boy-friend(s) wasn't a mythical monster.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space ( go Facebook!) pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You Since 1843

Bella Swan/Cullen: More Of A Danger Magnet Than You Since 1987 Or Luckier Than You Since 1987

Some thoughts/wishes/other stuff:

I'm only interested if you are gorgeous, immortal, cold, silver Volvo owner that sparkles in the sunlight and bites me…basically that too much to ask for? If so, then no wonder I'm single.

I'm a brunette and happy with that. You want to know why?
Edward Cullen likes brunettes, he married one for crying out loud... and once they divorce, he'll come to me.. So all you Blondes and Redheads that love Edward, like my good friend theothercullen427: I'm sorry! But.. I win. :p

I want to be a vampire...wait no... scracth that.. I want to be a Cullen Vampire

I have been diagnosed with OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder... OME(for all of you who haven't caught on: Oh My Edward).. or... OTC: obsessive twilight disorder..., or OEC: obsessive edward disorder... definatly of of the three...

Changed my name to Bella, moved to Forks, acted like a danger Magnet…So where’s my Edward?

I gasp every time I see a silver Volvo, so I know you do too...

For Christmas, I gave my boyfriend some glitter, contacts, ice packs, and hair dye.. you can guess what I did with it...


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?

Some funny stuff...

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living far so good."

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad." --P.D. East

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge I laugh harder.

A day without light is, well, night

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man


Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."


Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

More Twilight stuff

Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward’

‘Yeah, I’m sad because I will never meet Edward Cullen’

‘Twilight = Book Crack’

‘If you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her.’

‘Every time I hear thunder, I imagine vampires playing baseball’

‘I have OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder’

‘Vampires are the new Prince Charming’

‘Edward is my favorite musician’

‘Before you, my life was like a moonless night’

‘I’m addicted to Edward Cullen, help me! On second thought, never mind I like it this way.’

‘Sorry Jacob, I prefer the Vampire’

‘Edward Cullen is the new Romeo’

‘Caution: Watching Twilight may cause hyperventilation’

‘Bite Me, Edward’

‘When life gives me lemons, I throw ‘em back and demand Edward’

‘You know you are obsessed when your Plan A is to go to college and Plan B is to become a vampire’

‘Addicted to Twilight… yeah it’s probably not healthy’

‘You haven’t read Twilight? GO shoot yourself in the foot’ (A/N: Same goes for Harry Potter)

‘It’s a Twilight thing… you wouldn’t understand’

‘Edward is staring at you’

‘Bite her already’

‘Twlight movie: Mess it up and die’

I know he’s a fictional character, but my imagination doesn’t’

‘Oh Cedric, you’re hotter when you’re Edward Cullen’

‘If Bella and Edward do not stay together, I swear I will stab someone’

‘My boyfriend is fictional and a vampire… beat that!’ (A/N: Not really true)

“Yes, I know he’s fictional. Your point?’

‘I do believe in Vampires. I do, I do!’

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "What a stupid lamb" "What a sick, masochisitc lion" -Edward and Bella

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life threatening idiocy."- Alice Cullen

"Your lips are still blue. Want me to warm those up for you too?"- Jacob Black

"Well I'm sorry I can't be the right kind of monster for you, Bella."- Jacob Black

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"- Jacob Black

"How stronly are you apposed to grand theft auto?"- Alice Cullen

"I just deheaded and dismembered a sentiment creature not twenty yards from you that doesn't bother you?"- Edward Cullen

"Isabelle Swan? I promise to love you forever- every single day of forever. Will you marry me?"- Edward Cullen

"You really, honestly don't mind that I morph into a giant dog?"- Jacob Black

"You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home" - Bella Swan

"If I could dream at all it would be about you."- Edward Cullen

"Stupid, shiney, volvo owner"-- Bella Cullen

You Might Be In Love With Edward Cullen If:

(I have done ALL of these! Go Edward!)

You hope and wish every night for Edward Cullen to show up in your life.

You walk into doors because you were thinking about Edward Cullen (People tease me about this all the time)

You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him.

You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him.

You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you.

You made the Twilight Lexicon picture your background on your computer so you can look at Edward whenever you want (Isn't Edward just beautiful?)

When you do look at that picture, you find yourself out of breath or giggling uncontrollably. (Happened very recently. Like 5 minutes ago...)

Your Mom thinks you are absolutely nuts for loving a vampire.

You explain to everyone that Edward is a good vampire and you want to be just like him.

You have the picture of Edward on your cell phone and you show it to everybody.

When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my God, he has a face!" (I swear that has happened to me)

You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.

You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life.

You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead. (Has happened and I pretty much stopped talking to that person)

You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you. (Harry who?)

You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."

You got someone to promise to take you to Forks, Washington on your birthday.

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book.

You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book.

You look in the mirror everyday and compare yourself to Bella. The days you look more like her, you scream,"Oh my Carlisle! Look at that face! Maybe Edward will love me now..."

If you have done any of these, copy and paste it to your profile


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

AWWW I love this!:

Find the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours to listen to your heart beat

or will stay awake just to watch you sleep

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet

who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweatpants

who holds your hand in front of all his friends

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you how much he cares, and how he is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says That's Her!

Outfits in story Can I Find Him:

Chapter 1:

Bella's 1st Day of School:

Alice's First Day of School (not mentioned):

Rosalie's First Day of School(not mentioned):

Chapter 11:

Bella's Dress:

Alice's Dress:

Rosalie's Dress:

What I've Been Waiting For:

Chapter 6:

Bella's Talent Show Outfit:

Chapter 8:

Bella's Hunting Outfit:

Chapter 11:

Bella's First Day of School Outfit(not described):

Alice's First Day of School Outfit(not mentioned):

Rosalie's First Day of School Outift (not mentioned):


what happens in london, stays in london

chapter 2:

cammie's shopping outfit:

There are more outfits to come in following chapters... YAY! Aha... but they are still in progress... so you'll have to wait to see those, and may I say, they won't come for awhile... :(

Enjoy my stories. There is more to come... there's just never enough writing time with school and other stuff always getting in the way... Peace!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. -

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

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Love like Lightning by J.K.Hudson reviews
Bella, a member of the Volturi with no memory of her human life, is sent to vacation in Forks with the Cullens. There she meets the handsome Edward Cullen, who, along with the rest of the Cullens, Help her discover where she really came from. CANNON/LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,609 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Love Is A Battlefield, Literally by IKWhatGirlsLike reviews
Our fav couple goes through turmoil as they struggle through a quest, a quest where they are tempted to do things they never dreamed of doing. Where their relationship gets a whole lot more physical. Where there is the smell of burnt fishsticks. PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,483 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
I'm Sorry by Damon'sHumanity reviews
Spin off of Tastes Like Suicide: When E leaves B in NM, she commits suicide. In purgatory, what happens when she encounters the Cullens once again? Will she find Edward and their love be rekindled? And what "demon" from her past can hurt Alice, even now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,253 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever & Always? by PeaceWithRhythm reviews
And you flashback to when he said forever and always..." Zammie song-fic to Taylor Swift's "Forever & Always" Four-shot. Happy ending guarenteed.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Real Deal by Ellen-Thalia reviews
After GG2. Cammie comes home from nabraska early and is wandering around the mansion and going into Roseville now and then but when mr solomon gets a call that stops she must find out if she can make it when lives dependon her. Please R&R I LOVE REVIEWS!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,557 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Who AIM I? by read-a-holic545 reviews
Read first page to find whole summery! Much better than the title!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Complications! by Ashyka0o0o0 reviews
This is after LYKY! What if Zach and Cammie knew each other WAY before the exchange! I'd tell you more, but I don't want to spoil the story! There may be a bit of Brant and some Jiz later! Total Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Hope to Spy Zach's POV by SimplyOlive reviews
This is everything that's running through Zach's mysterious mind in Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Something Different by pipsqueak66 reviews
Zach and Cammie. First visit to Blackthorne after they are attacked at a party.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Girls Just Wanna Have Answers by goaliegrl2014 reviews
Zach follows Cammie to London. Cammie will finally get the answers she thinks she deserves. But can she handle the truth? And can she handle meeting more of her family and past? ZAMMIE-but the good kind
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
One More Thought by BookAddict911 reviews
Cammie is stuck at the school for the summer and something isn't right. Cammie's been acting strange, so the teachers talk to her mother and she calls in someone to help her out. Who is it and how will Cammie feel? Is this person going to help? Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Forever Just Isn't Long Enough by Twilight143831 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth. They are dating for two years and Bella is thinking of saying the three magic words but she doesnt get the chance too because she catches Edward cheating on her with Tanya. Will everything work out? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Torn by ohyeahitsgrace reviews
I swear I havent seen that many jaws drop at once. I looked at the crowd of boys looking for that one face that showed up in my dreams. Then I saw him staring at me, the boy who kissed me in front of the whole school and he was back...hotter than ever.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
SpyChat by Monica Woodfairy reviews
Usually sixteen year old girls can’t invent their own kind of Instant Messaging programs. So when Liz invented what she calls “Stealth operated Online Instant Messaging.” but Bex and I call it “SpyChat.” is when life really got interesting.RATED T...REAL
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Cammie M.
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bellarella by jaxsmommy23 reviews
Starting with a lost cell phone, ending with a changed life. Bella’s dealt with unfavorable events and unlikeable people. With his past and urge for revenge, it would be a surprise for her to walk away unharmed and for Edward to be happy with his choices.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,200 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by goodeytwoshoes reviews
Takes place after GG2. Cammie and classmates visit some old friends. The Blackthorne Boys! Will Zach finally claim Cammie as his public girlfriend, or will she be left in the dust? And who is this mysterious Chris?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Curiosity killed the cat by 0-BookWorm-0 reviews
Bella has kept her mouth shut about her parents arguments, but now she can't take anymore. After a long argument her parents had she runs out of the house and into the woods where she meets a handsome vampire. Disclaimer: I do not own twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inside the Gallagher and Blackthorne Academies by katie4cheer reviews
It's a battle of the sexes during an all-nighter at Gallagher! Each chapter, the boys or the girls have to come up with one reason why their gender is better. There's a short story in each chapter. Credit goes to Kiwiosity for the idea! ZxC, GxB, and JxL
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
A New Eclipse by DreamingAboutYou reviews
Starts near the end of Eclipse. Its an alternative ending! I will be writing a sequel too! Sorry, the summery sux, and this is my 1st fanfic, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Disclaimer: I dont own anything! Rated T for language... BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,833 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009
Gallagher Girls 4 : by sugarcube8695 reviews
ok so this is pretty much my version of what will happen next in the Gallagher Girls series. ZachXCammie forever : So yah, Zach will be in it naturally There will be a relationship with them, the kidnappers will be back, etc. such at summaries :P R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,207 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Goode Times by volleyballfreaknum1 reviews
Ever wander what was going through zachs mind in CMH? Well here it is, the Goode times and the bad, all in the same story! Disclaimer: I am not ally carter, she is awesome, i am not. I OWN NOTHING!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
One Bored Goddess by Pen-Always-In-Hand reviews
Percy and Annabeth learn what it means for a bored Aphrodite to 'mess with their love lives.' And it is not fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Once a Spy, Always a Spy by trubholls25 reviews
Cammie hasn't seen or heard from Zachary Goode since senior year. When he returns four years later, she lifts her hopes that maybe they can be together, for once. But can she deal with being the CIA's top agent AND having romantic troubles?Finally Updated
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Zach and Cammie Contest! Please read! by soandso85 reviews
Not a story! I wanted to make a contest so here it is! Please read and enter! Thanks
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Everlasting by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
When Edward leaves Bella he runs to Alaska. What happens when Bella's friends decide to take her the same place? And what is wrong with Bella? And who's Damien& what's with the riddle? Pure romance. Angst. Mystery. Suspense. And HUGE SURPRISES. NO SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,247 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another Year by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
It's time for the Cullen's to take on school again, what could happen though the year? With overprotective Edward, Emmett's schemes, and typical Alice....things happen, and not always good things. Sequel to Another Heartbreak but can stand alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Roseville High by 123459789 reviews
It's been a year. What happens when Zach and the boys come back? What happens when they have a mission together? What happens when they have to go to Roseville High? First fanfic. Rated T cuz im cool like that. xD
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Daybreak by rainbowjellyfish reviews
A beautifully realistic/romantic sequel to Eclipse. It follows the characters VERY closely, staying true to their inner voices and personalities...What REALLY could have happened. Includes: wedding, romance, suspense, and mystery! Bella's POV. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,331 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never or Forever by KC101 reviews
Everything is going great for Edward and Bella as they get ready for their wedding until Tanya pays them an unexpected vist. Tanya wants Edward for herself, and will do anything to Bella to get him. Bella's POV. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Before the Storm by Phoenixtears31 reviews
Cammie and Zach go on a camping trip to a secret place Cammie found in Nebraska. Disclaimer: Ally Carter owns all!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Not Just a Normal Girl Anymore by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Sequel to Just a Normal Girl. What happens when Cammie and her friends go to the real Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women? And finds out more about her parents pasts? Read and review to find out! A little OOC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There and Back again by turkeysub806 reviews
It is now Junior year and the girls have just gotten back to school, they know it is going to be an interesting year but they never expected what was about to come. Boys, Girls, missions and pranks. Cammie/Zach
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,414 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
5 Ways to Get a Girl's Number by theycallherkaush reviews
He was a spy, after all; how hard could it be to get her number? Charm intact, he fixed his tie and proceeded down the corridor. Easy. It would be as easy as convincing Grant that Bex was a lesbian. Z/C. Fun-shot #1
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
When It All Falls Down by becauseshelovesme reviews
After Edward left,the Volturi came to visit the Cullens at Aro's request. They are shocked to find them gone and Bella fully aware of thier world. What will happen once the Cullens find out Bella has been taken? Before Jacob. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,630 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Another Heartbreak by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
Something happens, and Bella ends up leaving. She goes to the Volturi and they change her, only to find out that she is sent back to the Cullen's with a new identity. She is now Alexandra, and only one Cullen seems to know who she really is. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I love you, Daughter of Athena by Echo95 reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the perfect match. Watch as the two characters relaitonship changes, and loyalties grow stronger. PERCABETH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Last Dance by Tunarh reviews
ZC:AU. Who knew a cover relationship could lead to the end of your real one? OOC. song-fic.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Just As We Always Did by mistfallen reviews
Cammie and her friends are back for a new semester, and they soon meet up with old friends. However, it's a new mission - and this time, making mistakes could be fatal. Complete.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
1, 2, 3, 4 by The Plain White T's by arielellane111 reviews
Edward left Bella & Victoria changed her. She is famous and sees them at one of her meet 'n' greets. Edward has a new HUMAN girlfriend & Bella is sure she will change that...what will happen? Full summary inside and on profile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Love You too Much to Ignore You by IceCweamWuver reviews
It's the start of the new year at school. During the welcome dinner, Cam's mom makes an announcement that leaves Cam shocked. When the school's alumni list is stolen, what can Cam do to help? Rated T. My vers. of GG3. Zammie, Brant, & Jiz. Chap. 5 is up!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Not Goode, Not Bad by memrylaine reviews
Cammie graduated from Gallagher 2 years ago. She hasn't seen Zach since then. Now she and Bex are part of an elite group of spies called Stonell. When her team is sent on the hardest mission yet, she has an unexpected meeting with Zach. Full sum inside.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Welcoming Midnight by iHope17 reviews
A sophmore girl is taken captive by a boy that she meets at prom. He takes her to his house where he learns that he has a choice to make, either kill her or make her like him a vampire but with each passing day he's falling more and more in love with her
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Dancing in a Minefield by Lily Turwaithiel reviews
Edward and Bella in 1918. Historically accurate and ALL HUMAN. But only for a while...Edward's human life with Bella thrown in. How will that change things? And what will happen to Bella when Edward gets sick? Will she know about Carlisle like his mom did
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Broken Future by TheRandomHachi reviews
Maria returns back into Alice and Jasper's life and is determined to break Alice and take Jasper. Rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Routine Gone Wrong by My Vampire Sparkles reviews
Bella cuts herself accidentally shaving her legs in the shower while Edward is out hunting with Emmett and Jasper. Emmett plays a prank on Edward leading to Edward hunting Emmett. Edward catches Bella's scent, dun-dun-duh! My first fanfic, please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Very Merry Cullen Christmas by obsessedovredward reviews
Bella and Edward finally spend a Christmas together.What happens at a vampire's house during the holiday?With Emmett, Alice and the rest of the Cullen clan included, things r sure to get a bit out of control...warning:Contains mayhem and!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dartmouth: This Is The Life by Thunder's Blade reviews
Sequel to The Anniversary. No real plotline...just a bunch of funny stories of when the Cullens go to Dartmouth. Emmett will make a lot of trouble. Humans will be idiots. Normal pairings. I QUIT AND IT IS ADOPTED BY siobhan'x. Read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Return To Forks by Thunder's Blade reviews
After seventy-some years, the Cullens finally return to Forks for another four years of high school. What they didn't expect, however, was that another coven was living there, too. NOW BELONGS TO AliceOfTwilight71! yes, i quit...shame on me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Yesterday's Moon by The-Queen-of-Hearts29 reviews
When Edward never came back, Bella was turned into a vampire. 60 years later she has her own coven and lives in Forks. When the Cullens move there too, will Bella be able to leave her coven and join them? Or will she stay with her coven and forget Edward?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
you belong with me by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: "Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me." Once upon a time, there was a boy who hated his life and a girl who listened.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Alice's Story by theothercullen427 reviews
It was my worst nightmare. But try as i might, I new I would never wake up." Alice's life starting with the reasons for her life at the asylum. Please R and R. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Stick With You by Kaylee Lovett reviews
Zoey and Erik still haven't made up yet. But when Zoey goes for a snack, Erik makes up his mind to finally fix their relationship. One-Shot, For a Contest. Prompt Love.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Edward and The Other Girl by LightAdrianTobiasErik reviews
This story takes place after Breaking Dawn. The Cullens have moved and a girl at their new school has taken an interest in Edward. The strange thing is Edward is liking her back. Bad Summary PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,170 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tear For Every Heartbreak by xoxoxtwilightxoxox reviews
90 years ago, Edward left Bella, Victoria came back, and Bella vowed to never speak again. Now, she lives her life with a new coven. Her life is fine until old memories return. After holding in 90 years worth of anger, things are bound to get ugly...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella
Decisions by Holmzyj reviews
What if Edward didnt leave after Jasper attacked Bella? How would things have changed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,328 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Full Moon HIATUS by Cullenlover25 reviews
What would have happened if Bella had never become friends with Jacob when Edward left her? What if she never got better? What would her life have been like? Interesting twist. Read and review, please. HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
His Green Eyes by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Vampires exist. Whatever you've heard to say different is. a. lie. But they aren't as Stoker told. They are different. They walk among you without your noticing. How do I know? My name is Bella Cullen. I'm a Vampire and this is my story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All over again by loveoutthewindow reviews
Every single day whenever I had to wake up, there was a slash to my heart. A story about if Bella had no Jacob or Edward during New moon. Shes not emo, or on drugs, shes just sad. : R&R please? ; Second fanfic, first fanfic was 'Brighter'. On profi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009
You Are My Life Now by Enchanted630 reviews
This is a different take on Twilight. Bella has lived in Forks her whole life. She is the popular girl. Then the Cullen's move in and she meets Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Stupid Lamb by PrincessJordy reviews
Set in New Moon. What if Bella decided to try and find Edward and the Cullens? What if Alice had a vision and decided to join her? Road trip! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confrontation by Ms.Faxness1412 reviews
What If Edward Decided not to leave to Alaska after he meets Bella, would it change the whole story? Would they still fall in love or end up hating each other? Would Edward have enough self control not to harm her, or will he slip? I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare: Bella vs Cullens by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
Edward’s gone hunting and the rest of the Cullen’s stayed behind with Bella. What happens when someone ‘cough’ Alice and Emmett ’cough’ wants to play the dreaded Truth or Dare? Rated T because I feel like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
The Mission by Kelsey Goode reviews
Sequel to "The Game." Zach and Cammie go on a life-changing mission. Can Zach protect Cammie? What's going to happen between Zach and Cammie? Who's that other guy, Derrik, and what is he up to? What are those chem geeks doing? What's up with the Blondies?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G.
10 Years Later by Piper Elizabeth reviews
10 years after the final battle at Camp Half-blood, Percy is dealing with the death of Annabeth. But what happens when he finds out that everything he thought was true isn’t? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,351 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Correspondence by fabulouslycrushed reviews
After Edward left Bella 2 years ago, she finally handles life better. And begins writing a chain of letters to Alice, but what she never expected was Alice to reply!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Daybreak by Elphabella1122 reviews
8 years after Breaking Dawn the Cullens are moving. What could possibly happen? Will someone discover their secret? Will they see old friends? Normal pairings. Rated T for mild language. Edward is a tad OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Song by imp776 reviews
Like the llama song, but with Cullens... is alot better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Edward
The Seductress by Kelsey Goode reviews
Cammie hasn't heard from Zach in over seven years. What happens when an old teacher,& 4 former Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys show up? What's up with their legends, and who married Cam's mom? The Chameleon is gone and in her place is the Seductress
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Dying of the Light by hottie12oclock reviews
Set during Eclipse. After Bella is severely injured in an accident, Edward contemplates his options.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
21 Signs Your Obsessed With Edward Cullen by werenotobsessedwithedwardatall reviews
Alex and Ash compose a list to prove to their friend that she is trully obsessed with the absolutely wonderful EDWARD CULLEN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
AIM With The Cullens! by EllieWood reviews
Emmett's obsessed with Disney Channel, Mike's a troubled soul, and Alice is. Well. Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 198 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Edward's Bachelor Party by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Just a small story that I wrote revolving around the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day. "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8435 - Favs: 7,638 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Coming Home To Finn by saranicole reviews
This story explains what happened with Megan Meade and Finn McGowan between the Airport scene with Doug and the Ultimate Frisbee scene with all the boys.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
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Realizing reviews
This is what happens when Megan comes home from the airport, and she goes to talk to Finn. I wrote this because it wasn't really mentioned in the book, and it was kind of bugging me. It's kind of short but I hope you like it! Rated T for safety! R&R!
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Meagan M., Finn McG.
What Happens In London, Stays In London reviews
What I believe could happen after the third book. Don't read if you haven't read the third book. Major Zammie. Rated T because I'm paranoid, and maybe for future chapters. Please Read and Review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Second Chance reviews
In New Moon, Edward left. Bella's a mess, but what happens when she gets sent back in time and has a chance to change things. Will Edward still leave? Or will it be happily ever after? R&R to find out! T cuz of language, and I'm also paranoid. Enojy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can I Find Him? reviews
Edward left in New Moon, Bella never hung out with Jacob, and Victoria changed Bella. For the past 63 years Bella has been looking for him, trying to mend her broken heart. What will happen? Bad summary, please R&R though!Rated T because I'm paranoid...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
After the End reviews
TLO spoiler! Rick Riodan ended the series with “and for the first time, I didn’t look back.” What happens after? Multiple POVs, demigods and Gods… Percabeth… I promise! First PJO fanfic! Be nice please!T cuz im paranoid!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hey Zach! reviews
Songfic! It's a One shot mayb 2 shot about Zach and Cammie based on Taylor Swift's Hey Stephen. Might be OOC. I don't own Gallagher Girls or Hey Stephen! T for safety. R&R please!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Confessions of a Heartbroken Drug Addict reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, she takes up an interest in drugs. What will happen to her? Rated t because of drug use and language. BellaxEdward, I know it says Bella & Emmmett, but it's not... R&R to find out! : Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Knowing reviews
Bella lost both her parents at 16, and has been doing fine on her own with only one problem: she’s had her heartbroken too many times. After her latest heartbreak, she decides to leave and moves to Forks. What wll happen there? R&R, please. Bad summary..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
What I've Been Waiting For reviews
This is a different version of Twilight. What if Bella had one secret talent? What could possibly happen during a Forks High School Talent Show? You'll have to read to find out. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid and I'm sorry, but this is a terrible summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wedding Edwards POV reviews
BREAKING DAWN SPOILER... kind of...This is the wedding from Edward's point of view. Rated T just in case and because I'm Paranoid! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella