Aloha! i'm kayli and i'm 16 years old. my hobbies include reading, watching tv, tubing, eating, and. . . SLEEPING!! >.> sigh. my fav shows are naruto and bleach-fav characters are sasuke and captain hitsugaya :D my fav book is hawksong! my fav animal is . . . WOLF!! of course they're all just so cute!!:D
PS: i love sasuke sooooooooooooooo much!! :) (>.>)
A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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:D go naruto!! teehee
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
the one smiley that has shift+6. shift+6 doesn't work!! T.T
You know that you are obsessed with Naruto when:
-All you can think of is Ramen
-You name your dog Akamaru or Pakun
-You put underwear on your head and pretend your Choji
-You clash jutsus with your friends
-You memorize hand signs and unleash a jutsu
-You pretend like you memorized hand signs and unleash a jutsu
-Your favorite phrase is "Believe it!"
-You grab random leaves and try to split them with your chakra
-You wait for the Manga Spoilers
-You post the Manga spoilers
-You wish your grandma looked like Tsunade
-You scream out jutsu names like RASENGAN and KATON
-You sleep with a Kunai under you pillow
-You take toilet paper out of the bathroom and attempt to summon a frog
-You throw sand at someone and scream "DESERT COFFIN!"
-You have sharingan contacts
-You own Naruto Headbands
-You think Orange is the new Black
-You yell "Itadakimasu" before every meal
-You have attempted to walk on water by concentrating chakra to your feet
-You steal your little sisters dolls and pretend your Sasori
-You wish your girlfriend had pink hair and green eyes
-You give piggy back rides to your friends and call it "training"
-You make Naruto AMV's
-You fantasize about being in the Naruto world
-You hate where Kishimoto is taking the story and you write your own version(yes it includes fanfiction)
-You take a ball and use it as a rasengan on someone
-You run and throw your hands behind your back while doing so
-You attempt to climb up trees with just your feet
-Youve called the principal "hokage"
-You train with weights on your legs
-After you take them off you think your twice as fast
-You pretend you have the kyubbi
-You insert "Dattebayo" in random sentences
-You learnt more foriegn words from Naruto than you did studying a language at school
-You dont sleep because you think Shukaku will take control
-You hang out on swingsets
-You argue over which Naruto Kunoichi is stronger
-You think fillers are stupid
-You have many of the Naruto openings on your Ipod
-You attempt to get drunk in order to fight better
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread
-You are on Mangafox posting on every thread and argueing with people who think Sasuke or Naruto is stronger
-You attempt to seal a demon into your little brother
-You pierce your entire face and pretend your Pain
-You state that your goal in life is to become Hokage
-You attempt to take your little brothers eyes in order to gain immortality
-You insert "clan" after your last name
-You doodle "chidori vs rasengan" in your notebooks
-You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" wrong
-You put on a bath robe and pretend your Akatsuki
-You do origami and pretend your Konan
-Your email has "Uchiha" in it (well it has sasuke in it XP)
-You kick someone in the knees and scream "KONOHA SENPOU!"
-You start making couples for Naruto
-You think killing your best friend will give you powers
-Your excuse for not being able to do jutsu is "You're out of chakra"
-You refer to your SAT's as the "Chunnin exams"
-You have twisted your ankle trying to imitate Neji's rotation.
-You try to slice bread with a Chakra blade.
-You get a cut and swear the kyubbi's chakra will heal it.
-You've made CHIDORI noises with your mouth.
-You've punched a wall pretending to have super strength and hurt your knuckles in the process.
-You palm thrust your friend in the stomach to seal up his demon chakra
-You constantly get medicine and alcohol confused.
-You train your dog to piss in people's eyes
-You make a list of things related to being obsessed with naruto...
-You keep all your money in a frog (which of course has a name)
-You refer to your homework as missions, and rank them as such
-You still cry (or are sad) over a character that has been dead for like 100 chapters
-You are socially inept, ghostly pale, and fake smiles 98 of the day
-You get paranoid Orochimaru/Itachi is watching you
-You're not satified with Cosplay outfits because they aren't real enough
-You spend all your time trying to figure out how to save Sasuke
-Your week revolves around when the new chapter comes out, and your week gets thrown out of whack when it's late.
-You get a can of deodorant and spray it over a lighter pretending to be Sasuke
-Everytime you see a fox you ask it if you can borrow it's powers
-You've tried to pop a balloon with your swirling chakra
-After attempting to climb a tree with no hands and ending up paralyzed in hospital, you jump out the window and start doing push-ups outside on the lawn saying to yourself, "If I don't do 100 more push-ups I'll have to do 1000 sit-ups."
-You take a mirror to the back of your head in the bathroom to see wich way your "chakra swirls"
-You play ninja when nobody is watching
-You play ninja regardless of the people watching
-You grab a knife and try to run chakra through it
-You poke someones butt while yelling 'Thousand Years of Pain!'
-You wear green spandex suits
-You attack inocent old men with Dynamic Entry because you thought they looked suspicious
-Intstead of walking your dog you carry him on your head.
-You jump off a cliff determined to summon the toad king to save your life.
-You have one big ass paper fan on your back.
-You're on your tenth can of hair moouse trying to replecate Kakashi or Sasuke's hair style.
-Being called a Narutard is actually a compliment
-You talk about the joy of youth more than once.
-You see an explosion and think about art.
-You think the number 9 is the ultimate source of power.
-Your nightmares consist of flashbacks and fillers.
-You wear a mask over your face
-Under that mask you have another mask
-You talk or smile with your eyes closed
-You sing/try to sing an opening even if you're told to shut up and to go kill yourself.
-You use naruto and other characters as your avatar and signature
-You make up new jutsus.
-You have idiotic Naruto games on your cellphone
-You try to jump from one tree branch to another
-You have a wound and place a slug on it
-You have bugs in your underwear
-You are 25 years old and still read the manga.
-You wear a bandage on one of your legs at all times.
-You wonder why your teacher's head doesn't get bigger when he gets angry.
-You get in fights and are sincerely confused to find that you weren't a kage bunshin.
-You've sat completely still in the same spot for days straight in an attempt to channel your 'sage chakra'.
-You choose your outfit in the morning whilst thinking about easy access to your shuriken holster.
-You tried to take your bones out of your body
-You played the flute in a fight
-You wrote an english essay/project on naruto (i've done it twice and one was the entrance exams for english honors >.-Your goal in life is to live long enough to see the end of Naruto.
-You watch the old episodes and miss naruto and sasuke's "friendship fights"
-You refuse to accept when a character dies
-You want to read Jiraya's book
-You reply to a Naruto thread and it takes up a whole page.
-You slap someone and laugh saying you cut off their chakra.
-You memorize every opening song for Naruto...subconciously.
-You spray your friends with a water gun and scream "Water Style: Super Soaker Jutsu!"
-You tattoo Ai onto your forehead.
-You stab yourself to show someone your serious about something.
-You tell your parents your leaving for two years to train with an old pervert and come back saying your smarter and more awesome than before
-You watch the anime and read the manga at the same time just to see how they compare.
-You go to the women's hot spring and call it 'research'.
-If there was an exam, every time you've reached the 10th question, you stand up and say 'BRING IT ON!'
-You think cheating is encouraged in the exam.
-You flicked someone's forehead, thinking the person would fly away.
-You tried to reach for something by using your tongue.
-You don't undestand why people look at you wiredly after you spend three hours debating with your friends how Madara can be defeated.
-You cried, devastated, when Deidara told Naruto that Gaara was dead.
-You cried, joyously, when Gaara was brought back to life.
-You spent a week mourning Asuma's death.
-You have become a jashinist.
-You cut yourself in the name of Jashinism.
-Your day is not worth getting up for unless a new episode is out, the latest manga chapter is up, or some one has updated their fanfic.
-You favourite phrase is "A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."