Random Dent
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Joined 03-03-02, id: 179259
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Horatio Hornblower, Harry Potter, Red Dwarf, and StarTrek: Enterprise.
I write a lot of stuff with Lady Alyssa, and all the joint stories are under her pen-name.

If you want to e-mail me use random_dent007@yahoo.com

I've changed computers, and can't upload anything to ff.net without it eating all my formatting and making it unreadable, so all my newer stories (and there are a few) can be found on my homepage. Hint, hint.

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All In The Mind reviews
A little insight into the minds of the crew of 'Enterprise'.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2002
The Joy Of Tactics reviews
The entire crew wants Malcolm's body, and the only person who hasn't noticed this is Malcolm himself...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2002 - M. Reed
Captain's Log: Boredom reviews
It's not all action aboard Enterprise. With nothing on the sensors, the crew are bored and the Captain is trying to kep them occupied.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2002 - J. Archer
Dentures? reviews
Warning: Slash (Trip/Malcolm). Sometimes some people are not quite what they seem...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2002 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
Scutter Love reviews
Bob the Scutter thinks it's time to tell the object of his affections how he feels (*Slash*)
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Lister, D.
Of Wizards and Dirty Magazines reviews
Harry is trying to put his Christmas to a productive use when he is rudely disturbed. (Harry/Ron slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Boy Who Stalked reviews
Draco really wants this story to be slash. Harry just wants to get back to being The Boy Who Could Actually Use The Shower Without Being Watched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Alternate Endings To Retribution reviews
A few ideas as to how they could have ended 'Retribution' better. Almost entirely non-slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2002
Just Call Me Virginia reviews
*Slash* Remedying the lack of drag in Hornblower stories - our favourite officers meet a mysterious stranger at a party.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2002
Wellard and the Wardroom reviews
*Slash* Horatio has a plan...
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2002
A Rude Awakening reviews
*Hobbitslash* Silly - Frodo awakes once more in Rivendell...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Fleas! reviews
*Slash Sam/Frodo* Short and sweet - an unusual seduction...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Scandal in the Shire reviews
*SLASH - Frodo/Sam* An alternative beginning to Lotr, rather than an alternative ending...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.