Half-Past Wonderland
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Joined 01-04-09, id: 1793058, Profile Updated: 08-02-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

~Dance a pas de deux and I will show you a place where the time is forever half past wonderland.~


Hope you can guess my name. I sign off with a M. always.

3/08/2010: I am going to be continuing Drosselmeyer's Doll for pure reasons that the response I got from the first chapter rocks! However, I have a major issue with updating, but will be trying my absolute hardest to give you guys the best of my ability. PLEASE PLEASE give me feedback on it as I wish to provide a story worthy of anyones attention ^.^


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What Once Was by sandersonsisters reviews
What if Edward had a twin sister? What if, without him knowing, she had the same fate he did? What if that fate was entwined with his "brother"? Jasper/OC, B/E, R/J, Ros/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Jasper
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wolverine by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella Logan has lived for over a hundred years without anyone figuring out her secret. Her growing attachment to Edward puts herself and his family in danger. When she realizes that the Cullens aren't what they seem, what will she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alien Ichigo by moviefan-92 reviews
Post-anime. Two years after Deep Blue's defeat. Kish returns to earth and kidnaps Ichigo. He turns her into an alien and brings her back to his planet, declaring that she's going to be his mate. And Ichigo isn't happy about any of this. K/I. COMPLETE
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,417 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Tart, Pie - Complete
Wicked Queen by SilentRefrain reviews
Sarah's band, 'Wicked Queen' is pretty popular in the Aboveground. When Jareth finds out that her influence extends to even the Underground, and his own subjects, how will he react? Her songs are a challenge, her body an enticement... What's a King to do?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
Waiting on some Beautiful Boy by Rolly Polly Dolly reviews
Bella and Edward married in 1917. In 1918 Edward is saved by Carlisle, and forgets Bella existed. Today the Cullens return to Forks and to a certain brown haired vampire, but is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,132 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
“The kiss”:an unfinished story by Soul-Over-Mind reviews
An "eccentric" sculptor is making a replica of Rodin's famous masterpiece:"The kiss". Bella is the amateur female model by coincidence. Edward is the "experienced" male model by default. The problem is: he has modeled for "a while". ADULT-DarkE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Promises and Bleeding Hearts by vampdiaries711 reviews
What would happen if when edward left he decided that one last kiss wouldn't hurt? How would Bella react? would he still have the strength to leave her or would that kiss change Bella's life forever? This is my first fanfic! hope you enjoy:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,790 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Samhain Rites by Leannan Sith reviews
By a wicked twist of fate, an ancient Faerie rite brings Sarah and Jareth back into the same world. Sarah doesn't know how to respond or what to think of her old nemesis, but Jareth quickly develops a secret plan: a plan to make her his slave. EDITING
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,876 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Temptations of the Unloved by BittenBee reviews
Surrendering himself to a rare, exquisite beauty, Edward Masen trades in his bloodlust to dance on the edge of sexual temptation with another lonely soul. 1st Place Winner in the Bridal Style Anonymous One-Shot Contest. AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild Horses by HRHLadyEsme reviews
Bella wants to get her eyes, and camera, on a herd of wild mustangs. What happens when the local cowboy has his eye on her? For the Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by MaryAlice and Jasper reviews
Victoria kidnaps Bella, leaving the Cullens thinking she died. 120 yrs later, the Cullens along with a new vamp return to Forks knowing everyone they knew before has died. But who is this familiar person at Forks HS? Edward a bit OOC. Post mid-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Sparks and Booms by BluSakura reviews
Fakir doesn't get what's so scary about thunderstorms. FxA Short Fic
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Autor Had to Sigh by BluSakura reviews
And Autor had to sigh, because Fakir completely missed the longing, yearning gaze that Ahiru threw at his back before she scampered off to her own class. Fakiru fic REUPLOADED
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Sleeping Bella by Lilly for Algernon reviews
Little princess, beautiful and good, well named Isabella.' With those words a curse is laid upon Princess Bella's head. When doomed to fall into a hundred year sleep, the worst thing she can do is fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
What I hate about you by yune19 reviews
What will happen when Bella Swan is forced to do a Literature project with proud and obstinate Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,832 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
come back to me bella by ILuvMikeNewton reviews
What would have happened if james bit bella that one day in the meadow? When bella wakes up a vamp and with james and victoria, she remembers nothing from her human life, but when she runs into Edward and the Cullen's again, things get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
College With The Cullens by natasha cullen reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Breaking Dawn? Its college for the Cullens, and everyone is back, Alice and Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett, Edward and Bella, Carlisle and Esme, and even Jacob and Renesmee...and maybe someone else...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
What else could go wrong? by Pink frosted cupcake reviews
What if 1. Bella wont forgive Edward when he comes back2. Bella walks in on Edward kissing Tanya3. Bella gets changed4.Edward proposes to Bella in a crowded cafe5 Bella gets kidnapped by Victoria6 What if all this and more happened in the same fanfiction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Saving Bella by Aris-5221 reviews
Set after the Cullen's leave in New Moon.Bella has become a banshee from the emotional pain from Edward and his family leaving. Bella is now after Edward's life to ease her pain,can he help her in time or is it going to be too late for Bella &the Cullen's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Succubus by hollykener reviews
bella is a succubus. What will become of her prey? Lemon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bullshit! by GingerMarauderette reviews
Edward, Bella and all the rest of the Twilight gang play Bullshit. Will Emmett, the reigning champion be taken down? If so, by whom? I was bored, don't blame me. One-shot. Rated T for repeated use of "Bullshit"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Lies,Deceit, and Treachery by wannabeevampee reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped. You have to read kidnapped in order to understand this story. Edward and Bella are content and happy until past events come back to haunt them. Pitting family member against family member. No one is to be trusted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007
Perfect Strangers by That Random Girl reviews
DISCONTINUED. Fellow Vampires hear of the gorgeous Bella, and come to fight Edward in their chance to kidnap her. Can Bella be saved or will they succeed in stealing her away forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Secret by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Bella is trying to hide in Carlisle's den, because of an embarassing book she wants to read. What will happen when Edward walks in and catches her? Kinda short....little bits of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Gift (completed) by moonshadow reviews
The completed story of Sarah's return to the Labyrinth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2001 - Complete
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Drosselmeyer's Doll reviews
When Edward first walked into Biology, not even Alice could see that the girl sitting beside him was gona change his life around. Bella Swan has a secret, and boy is it a big one. Cullens are vampires. But what is Bella? Find out on Drosselmeyer's Doll.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Sun and The Moon reviews
One-shot. What happens when the moon finally gets the courage to say hello to the sun? ExB. Just something I decided to write on a whim. Please tell me what you think...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete