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Joined 01-04-09, id: 1793433, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 11 stories for Forgotten Realms.

8/2/12 - I have returned, yet again. I have completed my rewrite of Fate and now am issuing a challenge to my fellow writers. Write me something worth reading. Don't mistake me for being arrogant, however, looking through the site periodically I have found very few stories engaging. Therefore, I'm encouraging all of you who read this to write something to stop my complaining. Not so long ago there were many great story writers, now it seems that most of the population has the writing capability of elementary school children. I'm not the best writer here, far from it, in fact a handful of people I think are way better than me can be found in my favorites. Write me something I want to read again. I will continue my own work from this point on so that people like me will have something decent to read. I may change some things in Waking Destiny and The Lost Ones will resume in due time.

12/29/10- Finally a new chapter posted for The Lost Ones. I would have had it posted a lot sooner if I hadn't had to recover my computer system. Unfortunately I had up to chapter ten done and then I lost all of my work after the Interlude, but no worries. I did a rewrite and will be working to replace what I lost. I will also be trying to work on my ReVamp of Fate as much as I can, both are my priority.

6/14/10- ALL WORK IS NOW COMPLETELY ON HOLD! I'm moving and will not have access to the internet for at least a month, therefore, I will be unable to update. terribly sorry, but there is nothing I can do about it.

5/26/10- Noticed problems in SOTB with my section dividers suddenly not being there for some reason. Working on that and also fixing some of my other grammatical errors while I do. Don't worry, I'm still alive.

3/17/10- Getting rid of some of the writers block. New chapter up for The Lost Ones and repost of Fate of Awakening Love! Deleted Nothing To Do. it just didn't have a place anymore. I think Fate will be much more interesting now though.

2/7/10- Experiencing some major writer's block here. Hope it ends soon. In the meantime, new story posted in effort to rid myself of the curse. Just another oneshot of randomness.

6/28/09: As much as I love my spelling errors, I have gone through ALL of my stories and corrected them. There should not be any left. Sadly, I was making so many because I thought I didn't have a word processor. I only found out that I did after I wrote Chapter 23 in Waking Destiny. You should not find any in Secrets of the Blood because I have been using it since the aforementioned chapter in Waking Destiny. Special thanks to rufustehshinra for the review that kicked me into proof reading action. Now we can all enjoy a proper reading without getting pissed off at me for not being able to spell sometimes.

STUFF ABOUT ME (Because I'm finally getting around to it)

Likes- String, reading, writing, plotting against people, drawing, painting, good music, good movies, colorful things, shiny things, scaring people, randomness and probably a lot more stuff than that.

Dislikes- Stupid people, bad music, bad movies, typos (even though I tend to have a lot of them, they give me nightmares I swear it), evil pink bunnies, people who tear apart books, people who say they hate books, chocolate, and I'm going to stop with that because I could go on forever.

Gender- Guess

Occupation- Plotting against people

Instruments I Play- Violin, piano and keyboard

Location- Here

Favorite Subject- Art

Favorite Instrument- Irish bagpipe

Age- This many (holds up random amount of fingers)

Favorite Quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone's eye." (My personal saying)

"The ending is always bloody, however fine the rest of the play." -Pascal

"Life's a bitch, now so am I!" -Catwoman, Batman Returns.

"Sentimentalism is the working off on yourself of feelings you haven't really got." -D.H.Lawrence, as quoted in White Oleander by Janet Fitch

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A Gift of Malice by Astridhe reviews
Sequel to Spiders in Silver. They say that the day an inquisitor takes their vows, their world is wholly changed, that duty consumes them and leaves room for nothing else. Perhaps this is true. Perhaps not.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - OC - Complete
Spiders in Silver by Astridhe reviews
Life is not ideal even for a female drow in Menzoberranzan, particularly if not a priestess. And even more so if one has a gift that is poorly understood but so easily used.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,863 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - OC - Complete
Drizzt Goes to College by WroteThatOneDrizztStory reviews
Harkle Harpell's latest experiment has disastrous results, and Drizzt is sent off to a world even more dangerous than Faerûn. Will the Companions ever get Drizzt back? Can Drizzt's new allies get him home before they accidentally kill him?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,390 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Drizzt D.
A Drow Child's Book of Fairy Stories by Rilwen-Shadowflame reviews
Witness classic fairy tales converted into counterparts one might possibly encounter in Menzoberranzan. Marvel at the drow idea of a 'happy ending.' Mind the jade spiders if you pinched this off a drow kiddie to read!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009
What Ends Well: The Friendship of Knaves by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Jarlaxle awakes to find that Artemis had just started his escape plan. Their only chance: to flee through the magical door Entreri saw when they were captured by the sorceress Tandy. Jarlaxle is still weak. Will Entreri remain partners with him? NO ENDING
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,851 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
The Only One by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
After Drizzt loses everything important to him and is taken prisoner in the worst way, Artemis Entreri may be his only hope for freedom and a chance at a new life. Major slash, majorly OOC--you've been warned.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
Bleed by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
Lying on the floor was nothing new. It felt as though he did it every day of his life. If he closed his eyes, he could pretend he was dreaming and ignore what little remained of the pain. A short fic detailing the last moments of Drizzt Do'Urden's life.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Drizzt D. - Complete
62 Ways to Annoy Jarlaxle by Theine reviews
An unexpected guest brings chaos, insanity, and a psychology experiment to Bregan D'areth - aka: The story that thought it was a list! Beware of OOCness and flagged spoilers from the Sellsword trilogy. Oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Jarlaxle - Complete
Feint Within A Feint by Nuitari Aquarius reviews
Someone has decided to change Artemis Entreri's, Jarlaxle's and Drizzt's destiny. How will they react ?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D.
A Troubled Partnership by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
A short scene. Jarlaxle, Artemis, and Drizzt all working together amicably has a few problems. One of these problems is Jarlaxle's propensity to play tricks on people or embarrass them for no rational reason. This is strictly a humorous idea.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Drizzt D., Jarlaxle - Complete
Fool by Nariel reviews
Set during end of "Starless Night": Drizzt is on his way back to the Surface with his most beloved friend and his most hated enemy. The Baenre dungeons have left their mark on him, but Artemis Entreri is being far from sympathetic...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
Advice by Synbu reviews
Jarlaxle finally decides to follow Entreri's advice concerning his attire to Entreri's dismay. SLASH
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
The Cell Walls by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU. Drizzt continuity ends post Silent Blade. He is thrown into a cell with post Sellsword Trilogy Artemis. They may work out their differences...Or they might die without ever reconciling. Story cut up into a series of scenes.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
What Ends Well: Wherefore a Villain by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Book 1. Unofficial sequel to Servant of the Shard. Artemis and Jarlaxle find themselves in the Shaar, east of Calimshan. Once leaving the mountain where they defeated the Crystal Shard, they embark on a new journey, becoming bounty hunters in the process.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,403 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
The Final Fight by crossedscimitars reviews
Artemis Entreri and Drizzt decide have their final battle. When Drizzt is taken by surprise, how will Entreri finish him off? Lemon and mush!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
A Job Interview by Lady Fellshot reviews
A comical speculation on how Kimmuriel joined Bregan D'Aerthe.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jarlaxle - Complete
Pillow Talk by Nuitari Aquarius reviews
Jarlaxle wants something. Entreri won't give it to him. Although...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Devil Takes Hindmost by euphorbic reviews
[Pre PotWK, mildly AU] Entreri and Jarlaxle are enticed by the challenge, and money, to be gained in hunting down a militant leader with unusually effective tactics. Betrayal and ulterior motives abound.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,065 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Boredom by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
Ever wonder what Drizzt does when he's not on the road and desperately bored? Well, wonder no more! Oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Drizzt D., Guenhwyvar - Complete
Passion in the Dark by Fenris Mourningstar reviews
The clash of steel becomes a dance of desire in a strange meeting of everyone's favorite swordsmen. Artemis Entreri X Drizzt Do'Urden slash. Yaoi, lemon.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
In the Grey by LadyJanelly reviews
SLASH! Drizzt is captured and tortured in the Baenre complex during Starless Night. How far will Dantrag Baenre go to make sure Drizzt lives to fight him, and how far will Artemis Entreri go to save him?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
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Fate of Awakening LoveV2 reviews
Revamped from the original! When two people who don't know each other start having dreams about the other, what will happen? Is it destiny, or just a coincidence? This is my comeback! COMPLETE! And shorter
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
The Lost Ones reviews
Sequel to SOTB, continuing immediately after. Someone from Kitana's past wants revenge, someone she doesn't even know. This enemy leads her to shocking discoveries about herself and possibly her future. I'm Back!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,135 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Artemis E.
That Blasted Hat! reviews
Entreri and Jarlaxle are arguing as usual. What could it possibly be this time and what does it have to do with Kimmuriel? One-shot
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Wait A Minute! reviews
I don't think people have written enough about Cadderly and Danica, so I imagined what it must have been like for them when they found out they were having twins. Danica found out and she surprises Cadderly, and he does what most guys would do.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Watching In The Dark reviews
Set during Secrets of the Blood. He watched from the shadows hungrily staring in on them. They didn't know he was there. He wanted to take her place and be with the one he wanted, but knew he could never have. Mild slash. Oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
Secrets of the Blood reviews
Hatred is only a relative term. It is to dislike, to not love. Murder is also a relative term. It does not mean to simply kill. One must have motive. One must have means. Something other than the desire to kill.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Artemis E. - Complete
On The Question of Salvatore reviews
My follow-up to Salvatore On Trial. Much more to the point and more details that I didn't put in the first one.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Salvatore On Trial reviews
Have you noticed that things throughout the Legend of Drizzt don't add up? Kitana did and now Salvatore is facing the consequenses. Purely a crackfic, surprise ending.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Waking Destiny reviews
Sequal to Fate of Awakening Love. Includes much more Slash than Fate. Will have in later chapters. Also later, hot lemons, violence and a bunch of other stuff.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete
Why? reviews
This is my version of what happened pre-Fate of Awakening Love. Drizzt wanted to confess his feelings for Catti-brie but sees her doing something he never believed would happen. Most noticed typos fixed
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Drizzt D. - Complete
Fate Of Awakening Love reviews
It started with strange dreams. Then he ended up working with his former enemies. She had been betrayed by her so called friends. Was it destined by the stars or something else? FR x-over surprise. Rewriten as of 2/6/09
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete