CatastrophicRiceBubbles
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Joined 01-04-09, id: 1793663, Profile Updated: 02-13-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Mediator.

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My name is Claire.

My friends call me Claire.

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Yuleride by Ms-Figg reviews
A little HGSS PWP for the Christmas season. AUAR, Dom, HC, Language, MF, Oral, PWP, Spank, WIP Warning: Explicit Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,279 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.3 - Third and Final Time Edward and Bella are Together on the Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Lunalelle reviews
Hermione is magically Dared to seduce Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Ache reviews
Suze has needs which Jesse has been too gentlemanly to fulfill, so she handles the problem the oldfashioned way. But someone breaches her privacy.
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Bedding Bella reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hot n Bothered reviews
Bella seeks out the help of the Cullen family in an effort to get Edward to sleep with her. Sexy lemons. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete