Author has written 11 stories for Vampirates series, Vampire Knight, Night World series, and Harry Potter.
... On Hiatus...sort of...
-My purpose of being on this site is not only to indulge in delicious fanfiction and exercise my creative mind, but also to further my writing skills. I learn new things from the literary world every day that help me excel in my writing. I encourage and welcome your reviews. I feed off it along with many others on this site.
favourites(a mixture of animes and books!);
darren shan sagas,twilight, dawn of the dead,true blood,the house of night,the vampire knight,ginban kaleidoscope,xtreme zone,vampire diaries,night world,dark visions, VAMPIRATES...underworld,vampire academy, mortal instruments, shopaholic series, the forbidden game trilogy...
my country! there's no place like HOME!
to find me alive, you'll need to:
for twitter, im DawnGhost. but i dnt use that account frequently so..
I am a complete CSI freak (in the best sense of course). And although Im a Sandle fan I am trying to experiment with other 'ships...watch out for these in the future. Im also on a mission to kill off every CSI character in at least one fic lol...I have my next dreath planned out already Mwahahahaha :)
Music is my life. Put this if u listen
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
Thoughts from Seinfeld What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."
What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think that next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."
Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
Can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
How come you have to pay someone to rotate your tires? Isn't that the basic idea behind the wheel? Don't they rotate on their own?
All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?
Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!
Did you see these new minivan ads? All they talk about are cup holders, kiddie seats and doors. What kind of advertising is that? When you see an ad for a suit, do they say, "And look at the zipper! Carefully hidden, but easily accessible when you need it!" I think not!
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
RCA Television Remote Control
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Triops Fish Food
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Church Parking Lot Sign
Children's Superman Costume
Silk Soy Milk
Slush Puppy Cup
American Airlines Peanuts
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Swanson TV Dinners
Hershey's Almond Bar
Bag of Fritos:
Bar of Dial soap:
Swann frozen dinners:
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Nytol sleep aid:
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
Japanese food processor:
American Airlines packet of nuts:
Korean kitchen knife:
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
New Zealand insect spray:
Blanket from taiwan:
Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Hand-held Massaging Device
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Can of self-defense pepper spray.
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Heated seat cushion
Electric Cattle Prod
Can of air freshener.
Knife sharpening stone
Dashboard of a mail truck
Children's cough medicine
Sign at a railroad station
Bottom of a supermarket dessert box
Package of dice.
Shipment of hammers
Manual for an SGI computer.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Box of bottle rockets
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Box for a car jack
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Bag of Fritos
Credit card statement.
Laundromat triple washer
Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Box of Pills
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Can of black pepper.
Bag of cat biscuits
Label on a hammer
Black rubber fishing worm
Orange Juice Can:
Depend Adult Diapers
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
Container of lighter fluid
Box of household nails
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Drink bottle label
Woolite carpet cleaner
Box of Frosted Cheerio's
Container of salt
Favorite characters & Pairings:
Jace and Clary-MORTAL INSTRUMENTS
Simon & Isabelle-MORTAL INSTRUMENTS
Hermoine & Draco-HARRY POTTER SERIES
Mary & Joey-ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY
Harley & Kenyon-EXTREME ZONE
Jenny & Julian-FORBIDDEN GAME TRILOGY
Kaitlyn & Gabriel-DARK VISION TRILOGY
Ash, Mary-Lynette, Quin, Rashel, Thierry, Morgead, Delos, Maggie, Galen-all NIGHTWORLD SERIES.
I live to make your life miserable.
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