OK! So, for those of you who have been here before, I have decided to revamp my profile! Here goes nothin'!
Name: My name is "Guren bed enni" , which is elvish for "Ask thy heart." (Yes, I'm a big LotR fan! XD)
Current Obsessions: So, my obsessions are always changing. All. The. Time. So this is my obsessions as of now.
Current Obsession That's Totally Taken Over My Life: Hetalia!
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenaged population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Ninety-Five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shasow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroeVillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, charmed4eva112, Mileyrocks95, Leojldancer, LanaLangKent, MarshMalu, Manga Girl Number 6, Guren bed enni
If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.
If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! (many times)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (Later!)
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
You're obsessed with the Electric Company if:
. You have tried to change a Restroom sign to say Pestroom.
. You don't eat artichokes because you think they have talent.
. You sing the songs at random moments.
. You don't eat muffins when they are on pink plates.
. When you're doing a scramble worksheet, have either stomped your foot or snapped your fingers and expected it to unscramble.
. You have ever expected your nervous friend to smell like toast.
. You have made the call. "Hey you guys!"
. You've imagined someone on the other team as Manny Spamboni.
. You have written limericks.
. You know what a limerick is.
. You have eaten a turnip flavored donut.
. When facing a long paper that you have to write, you've twisted your wrist and flicked it to get a wordball with your thoughts instead of writing.
. You know at least the first name of all the main cast members.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you fit at least two of the qualifications. Then sign your name so we all know who to expect when we yell, "Hey, you GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" The Electric Phantom, Logan the Awesome, Guren bed enni
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
This is for everyone out there who HATES labels and assumtions!
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.
I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.
I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).
I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.
I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.
I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).
I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age (or after), so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.
I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.
I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.
I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.
I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.
I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.
I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.
I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.
I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.
I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.
I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.
I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.
I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.
I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.
I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.
I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.
I get BORED very easily, therefore I MUST be a slacker.
I'm EASILY DISTRACTED, therefore I MUST be stupid.
Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.
Yu Yu Hakusho
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize! The hell was that?! I don't make bombs go boom in your face!"-Jin
"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!"-Yusuke
"I guess he should be a manly-man like you and be obsessed with kittens?"-Yusuke
"Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."-Yusuke
"I just hit a teacher!"-Keiko
"Let me ask you a philosophical question. If you take the lives of your six other selves in order to save yourself, is it murder?"-Suzaku
"Not every closed case comes with a happy ending."-Botan
"I'm Koenma. I'm very cool."-Koenma
"Only an amatuer depends on arms and legs for victory." -Kurama
"I consider your class of demon very worthy. Worthy to fight, and worthy to die." - Yoko Kurama
"You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke
"Doesn't matter in the ending Urameshi. Fight we had was nice and I see ya like myself. Two whirlwinds doesn't mean I hate ya, only means I have respect." -Jin
"Well that's the biggest crap job I've ever heard in my life!" -Botan
"Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets, would you really want to sit on 'em?"-Shizuru
"I almost killed my favorite dimwit."-Genkai
"If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke
"I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei
"Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull."-Chu
"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei
"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma
"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama
"Fox and a butterfly? Is there any animal you can't metamorph into?"-Kuwabara
"Suicide is not the answer. There is neither honor or redemption in that."-Kurama
"What do you suppose is more disgraceful, that boy shouting in misery or your insensitive and idiotic words?"-Mr. Takenaka
"Stamp? Sure, stamp? Sure, stamp? Sure, approval? Sure, appeal? sure, come back from the dead? Why not."-Koenma
Yusuke: "Kurama and Hiei aren't dumb enough to fall into a trap like that."
Koto: "Team captains, please decide the battle terms."
Toya: "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."
Kurama: Perhaps this can only be decided with a game of Janken.
Genkai: (to Suzuka) Fruitcake!
Kurama: "And speaking with Sea Man has now made me certain. Koenma knows the exact identity of our foe."
Kurama: (about the Chapter Black video) "The footage must be provocative. I confess there was even a time when I wanted to see it."
Youmi: "You can't be serious. Do you honestly think that I, or anyone else, would go along with this?"
Enki: "Please... Forgive my wife. She's really not always like this."
Lord of the Rings
"That one was mine!" "It was still twitching!" "It was twitching because it had my axe embedded in its nervous system!"-- Gimli and Legolas
"That still only counts as one!"--Gimli to Legolas after he took an oliphant down
"Great! Now, where are we going?"--Pippin
Pippin: "Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing."
Gimli: "It’s true you don’t see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, haha that they’re often mistaken for Dwarf men."
Aragorn: "Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall."
Gimli: "Certainty of death, small chance of success- what are we waiting for?"
Gimli (Jumping and straining to see): "What’s happening out there?"
[after falling down a hill]
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
FAVORITE PAIRINGS (My most favorite are in bold)
Yu Yu Hakusho
Lord Of The Rings
Star Trek (TOS and 2009)
Well, that's about it! See ya later!
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