AliceMcCarty
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Joined 01-05-09, id: 1794149, Profile Updated: 02-03-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey everyone! I actually had another account on here, but I changed to a new e-mail service and I decided to change to a different account as well. I used to be Pinksakurablossom. I won't be using that account anymore though, but I don't know how, if it's possible, to delete the old account. If anyone knows, please PM me and tell me how. So, on to a little information about me! (Please don't fall asleep, I don't think your keyboard was built to take a hit like that!)

Name: Brianna. You can call me that, B, Bri, Frenchy, Alice, Ali, or Annairb. Just depends on how well I know you. Brianna, Bri, and Alice are your best bets.

Gender: In case you didn't pick it up from my name, I'm a girl.

Age: 14

Appearance: REALLLLY long blonde hair, crystal blue eyes (friend's words, not mine), pale skin. I'm 5'5", and for my family, that is TALL! Luckily, all my friends are midgets. :)

Likes: Reading(fanfiction, books, magazines, the back of the cereal box, etc.), cooking, sewing, French class(LOVE IT!), shopping (LOVE THAT TOO!!), my friends. EDWARD CULLEN, EMMETT CULLEN, JASPER HALE, CARLISLE CULLEN, and JACOB BLACK are all extremely, amazingly, deliciously, HOT guys! And to me, that doesn't even cover half of it. Emmett's funny, Edward is just plain (I use the word loosely) amazing! And Jasper is really cool, plus he's from Texas, like me! (Well, I think he's from Texas anyway.)

Dislikes: The sun. (Yes, I know, I know. But still, if I didn't need the sun to live, I could live without it. O.o) Cheerleaders (Not all of them, just the stereotypical ones); 50 percent of the male population; country; rap; the other 49.9 percent of the male population; weird people who, whenever you say ANYTHING , like "Nossaman gave us so much homewo-", they interrupt and say "Yo momma!" I dislike a lot of other things, just like I like a lot of other things, but I won't tell you anymore about that because I'm already way too boring.

Now, about the stories!

I love writing about reactions. Edward's reactions to Bella are my favorite, because I find him incredibly funny, sweet, and most of the time frustrating. But that's just Edward. :) I like writing about Alice, because she's so cool. As a matter of fact, I'll explain my name.

AliceMcCarty -

Alice: It actually isn't because of Twilight, it's because that's my name in french class. Everyone choses a different name that people would use in France and that usually doesn't have anything to do with their actual name. It's pronounced like ah-LEASE, not like normal Alice.

McCarty: Three words can explain this name. EMMETT IS AWESOME!

Hey, I just realized that I didn't say anything about Carlisle or Jacob. Well, I'm not as obsessed with them, but Jacob is really, really sweet(most of the time, until Eclipse) and Carlisle is not only hot and a doctor, he can also be very funny from what I've read. But even if he's not, he's still soooooo hot! :girlish squeal: Okay, now that that's over...

One last thing before we get to the fun stuff, a little shout out to my friends.

Haley (Once again, BREAKINGDAWN32), Pat, Brandi, Andrea, Amber, Smitty, and Retard (And no, those last ones aren't their real names. Just their nicknames. And yes, I actually adress him as Retard. Ironically, he is not only one of the most intelligent people at my school, he is also one of my best friends.)

The Sorting Hat Says...Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).


Here are some things I have heard or read that I thought were worth mentioning.

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Women came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..."

"Friendship is like peeing yourself: Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth."

"I need alcohol. There are brain cells that will remember this night and I want them dead."

"So you mean to say, that they've taken what we thought we think, and are making us think our thoughts we've been thinking the thoughts we think that we thought?...I think..."

"Well excuse me for not noticing his greatness! I was too busy watching him crawl out from under a turtle!"

#“Wow, you guys were working hard.” I said sarcastically. “How long did it take you to do that five second job of taking the bed apart…and then playing stuffed animal catch and sword fighting?” Ron smiled innocently.“About an hour.” - Paris, by Mrs. H. Potter#

#"Hey, have you seen Rosalie around?

“Didn’t you hear the news, Jazz?”

“What?”

“Rose is dead.”

"What!? How?"

“Bella dropped a house on her.” - Take Fifty, by Soul of Aspen#

A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's cute, so screw the fruit.

"Edward Cullen doesn't need a watch. He decides what time it is."

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto your page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.

"Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it."

"The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."

"When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear."

"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!"

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don't let it find me."

Good friends ask why you're crying, but BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

"A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. It was stupidity that did it.

kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile and...Your wish will be granted!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

So, I hope you enjoy my stories, and review please! :)

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Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5246 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6882 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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Twilight: A Musical reviews
The characters of Twilight have a problem - they've all been randomly bursting into song. At first it was just kind of annoying, but soon they'll find that singing can cause more problems than they thought. Especially when they start spilling secrets.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Story reviews
A conversation between Bella and Emmett concerning the mysterious girl who was with him when he was attacked by the bear. Is Emmett's happiness real, or is he pretending for his family's sake? And why did he choose to come to Bella about this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Misadventures of Elmo, Charlie, and Lenny reviews
So, Edna," "It's Edward, sir. And isn't that a girl's name?" "Your point?" "Ah, good one sir." "Yes, I thought so." This is what happens the first time Charlie and Edward meet. Includes an overprotective father and a gun named Lenny. All human. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete