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Joined 01-05-09, id: 1794316, Profile Updated: 08-07-12
Author has written 17 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Parodies and Spoofs, Gossip Girl, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Misc. Books, and Sims.

Hello people of the internet. My name is Jessica (Jess for short). I'm seventeen, I'm going to be a high school senior in the fall (er, a few weeks), and I'm from the Northeast. My favorite things to do include writing, reading, listening to music, skiing (I'm on my school's varsity team), sailing, running, and hanging out with my friends. I'd like to think I'm a pretty creative person; other than write I film and edit videos and pictures.

My favorite type of book/movie/TV show is any time of crime or political drama. The entire criminal justice system fascinates me; in addition to the process of investigating crimes I'm interested in what motivates people to commit crimes and the political and socioeconomic reasoning behind criminals' actions. For that reason, you'll find most of my stories involve the legal system to some degree (:

My favorite book of all time is The Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe, but I'll read basically anything as long as it looks decent and not Fifty Shades of Grey or anything nasty like that. Yuck.

I rarely watch TV, but when I do it's usually one of the Law and Order shows or some kind of cop show.

I like all kinds of music, but mostly indie and pop.

I used to be shy, but now I'm really social. I love talking to my friends, meeting new people and making plans. Whether I'm hanging out watching a movie, or at a wild party, I just love being around people and having a good time. But, I'm also really studious; I care a lot about school and doing a good job.

I'm single, and totally fine with it.

I drink a lot of coffee. Like, way too much. I should probably work on that...

I literally live in the middle of nowhere but I'm a city girl at heart. I want to go to college in NYC or Boston, and then maybe move to San Francisco.

Though I'm an open-minded and respectful person, I literally have no tolerance for ignorance and people who hurt others. If you're a racist, homophobe, bigot, criminal, ect., I will judge you.

I'm a Democrat, really interested in politics, and always up for a good debate! (:

I will literally talk to anyone and everyone. And then keep talking.

I have a cat. Meow :3

...and that's all for now.

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Save Me by SVUlover reviews
Seventeen years ago, Olivia gave birth to her and (unknown to him) Elliot's daughter, and made the decision to give her up for adoption. In the present, when that daughter shows up asking for their help, it causes a chain of events to occur that, despite what it seems at first, might make the lives of everyone better. ExO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,015 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - [E. Stabler, O. Benson] OC
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Falafel Waffel reviews
Always loyal. Nothing's come easy for Sergeant Katniss Everdeen. She's had to fight for everything, and as a result has become proud in her self-reliance, but when she's deployed to Iraq a ghost from her past reminds her it's ok to lean on someone.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,776 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Justice by Cellosrcool2 reviews
Not every story has a happy ending. People die. People suffer. I suffered. This is my retribution. This is my legacy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Angel, Jeb B.
The Fangel Experiment by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Catcher in the Rye, An Epilogue: Another Catcher? by Olivia Wolfe reviews
So for English class, I had to write either an alternate ending or an epilogue to Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye. I do not own any of the characters. All rights reserved to J.D. Salinger. Please Rate and Review.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
The Case of the Bed Intruder by A Touch of Insanity reviews
WELLL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A RAPIST IN WESTMINSTER!/ In which there is an accidental reference to Antoine Dodson and a whole lot of conduct unbecoming of a police officer or a doctor. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Bought It on eBay by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Dani stood up. She read the sticker. "I was sold on eBay?" Second story in the eBay series.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010
Unintentional by H.M. 'Howlin' Mad' Murdock reviews
A girl is attacked. A man is killed. But how will Olivia and Elliot solve the case when the victim wont talk? My first fanfic please be kind :D
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Grace in Seattle by WhosYourMutti reviews
Crossover SVU/Grey's Anatomy Olivia/Callie - Olivia Benson finds herself undercover as a madame in Seattle. What happens when she becomes a patient of Seattle Grace's Dr. Callie Torres? This is rated T for mature situations and language.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - O. Benson - Complete
Nosy Girls United by CBforever16 reviews
Remember the 3 annoying young girls at the candy shop and more? The ones that TERRIFY Dan? Well, this is a story about them. Kinda lame though lol. ONESHOT
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
On Edge by tragic-bliss reviews
Life brings you to the edge, but it's up to you whether or not to go over it
Conviction - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006
Celebrity Jeopardy by Aardvark Man reviews
(Clean version) The wildest eppisode of Jeopardy ever. Special guest are Chewbacca, Shaquielle O'Neil, and Saddam Hussein.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
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The Savior reviews
All their lives, Max and Angel never knew any happiness. They grew up, mistreated and lonely, inside the walls of the School, with only each other for support. When they finally escape and fly towards freedom, they inadvertently cross paths with Fang while he is working at his parents' hotel in a New York beach town, leading them on an unforgettable journey. AU/Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Ashes to Ashes
One-shot, set some time after the events of Tom Wolfe's "The Bonfire of the Vanities." The tragic and untimely death of Henry Lamb was forgotten by many, but not by all. Annie Lamb, Judge Myron Kovitsky, and Sherman McCoy reflect on the past and how the seemingly unimportant boy from the Bronx affected them.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
New York, I Love You reviews
Sequel to A Farewell to Innocence, read AFTI first! It's been two years since Max was kidnapped, and all is well until one fateful day involving an experiment, a rape, and a scandal spins New York City off balance once again. Full summary inside! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,571 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Subject 5308 reviews
There once was a girl without a name. A girl looking for herself, hope, a future. Follow Subject 5308's journey from the School to the streets of Los Angeles, where she looks in all the wrong places. All she wanted was someone to love her. AU-Cover by TheCatWithTheHat
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,446 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
No Vacancy reviews
E/O fluff oneshot. The two detectives are staking out a suspect at a creepy motel in the Bronx when they find themselves in a rather...compromising...position. Slightly AU. T for language and Elliot/Olivia cuteness!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness reviews
Max, experimented on by her father Jeb, finds the perfect way to strike back against the abuse by throwing a wild party when Jeb's on a business trip. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. AU. Based on the movie Project X.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Farewell to Innocence reviews
Max has been kidnapped and held at the School, an illegal NYC research organization. Meanwhile, journalism student Fang works to uncover the truth behind her disappearance-and the School itself-and Manhattan is thrown into chaos. Full summary inside!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
United We Stand reviews
AU. Hunger Games set during the time of the Vietnam War. It's 1963, and Peeta is drafted into the war. Meanwhile, Katniss reluctantly volunteers as an army nurse. How will the two survive in their new surroundings? Full summary inside!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
We the People: The California Justice Prequel reviews
Prequel to Justice Never Rests and the others. What really happened in Los Angeles before the Special Victims Unit investigated Bella Goth's death? Before the justice, there was just California. AU with some E/O. Read and review!
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Sims - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - O. Benson - Complete
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife reviews
The Flock is living in Washington, DC when they are kidnapped by the evil Jeb and the Director. Who comes to their rescue? None other than Antoine Dodson and President Obama, of course. RUN AND TELL THAT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
The Young and the Restless reviews
Part 3 in the California Justice series! A lot has changed for the residents of Caportane and the Special Victims Unit, but nothing is ever what it seems. EO Elliot/Olivia of course! Read Justice Never Rests and Time To Pretend first, in that order.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Sims - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - O. Benson - Complete
Time To Pretend reviews
Sequel to Justice Never Rests, second in the "California Justice" series. The Special Victims Unit continues to investigate the mysterious lives the characters of the Sims 2 lead-and some surprises in store. Eventual E/O. Review :D
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Sims - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - O. Benson - Complete
Justice Never Rests reviews
AU. First in the "California Justice" series. The rape and murder of Bella Goth brings Benson and Stabler into the crime-filled world of the Sims 2. They want to find the criminals, but will they find love as well? E/O! Complete-please review!
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Sims - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,166 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - O. Benson - Complete
Commitment reviews
A/U. Chuck/Blair one shot. Chuck wants to marry Blair, but she's not ready to commit. T for slight language.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
High School Never Ends reviews
Sequel to "The New Girl" and second in the OMSVU series. Very AU. A high school reunion gone bad starts another scandalous chain of events on the Upper East Side. E/O! I moved this to Crossovers. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
The New Girl reviews
Olivia Benson is a new student at Constance Billard/St. Jude's on the Upper East Side and befriends Jenny Humphrey and Elliot Stabler, but fitting in isn't as easy as it looks. Very AU. E/O! The first in the OMSVU series. Moved to crossovers. FINALLY DONE
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,518 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
The Truth About FanFiction reviews
How did this website really come about? At a late night in the Oval Office, George Bush and Walt Disney are sick of today's liberal TV so they come up with a great idea for a website where people can write whatever they want!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
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