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Joined 01-05-09, id: 1794376, Profile Updated: 09-22-10
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Dresden Files.

Wow that poll was up for like seven and a half months. I need to change them more often, the results are.
41% of you would stalk me...thanks...I think.
29% of you said yes. You're all too sweet but I'm taken. It's possible the girl who took me voted on this poll...Allie?
20% of you said yes if you were gay or straight. You guys are sweet too.
8% said no...jerks. I'm kidding

Sometimes you find that something you hoped for will never happen and it hurts.
Sometimes when that thing you hoped for was very close to you it hurts even more.
Sometimes when that thing involves the person you love more than anything, that's when it hurts the most.
And then when you're hurt the most, that's when you find something, someone that makes you forget all that pain and makes you feel good again.

News Update:As some of you may or may not know I was entered into the Cullens Incarcerated Contest. Well the winners were just announced and I'm proud to say that I took Second place with my story "Justice is Blind" starring Alice and Rosalie. The story is still on the Cullens Incarcerated profile http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2163960/Cullens_Incarcerated#, but I will be moving it over in the few next days or so. So feel free to check it out, and as soon as I can figure it out I'm going to link my awesome personalized banner. Needless to say I couldn't be happier especially with my friend Jocelyn Torrent taking first. Take that canon pairings. I am sorry that the story "Letter to Mabel" didn't win, I think it deserves an Honorable Mention so if you go over to the CI page, give it a read. And of course a big thanks to all of you that voted for me. It really means a lot and as long as it isn't creepy I'm hugging you all in my mind right now.

If there is something in my profile that you wish to put in yours please ask...I'll more than likely say yes, but these are my original thoughts and ideas. -- Management

About me: I'm either twenty-one or two hundred and seventeen (I always get those two confused.) I'm a psychology major/English minor in California (actually I just transfered to the University of Arizona) it's a big enough school that I'm not worried about stalkers. I write for fun and to relieve stress, so I get much more done while I'm in school or working than I do in my off time. It's weird I know.

People of FanFiction.net get your own pen name! Stop stealing the name of a character and then add you first or last name to it, or putting two characters together, or telling people that two characters should be together forever. It's not funny, it's not clever; it is stupid and annoying. If I'm describing you. Take it as a hint and get an original name, this is about the nicest way I have to tell you. This is a bit of friendly advice, what happens if you want to write a story set somewhere where your name doesn't apply or it sounds stupid. Then you'll look like a fool and people will laugh at you; then you'll say "I shoulda listened to Enjorous."

My Review Policy: I'm not a huge reviewer, to date I've submitted nearly 100 reviews, both signed and anonymous. I'm also not big on adding stories to my favorites or my alert list. I'm sorry if this upsets you, but that's just me. I review when something in a story grabs my attention and makes me feel strongly, be that positive or negative. But I've found that it's easier for me to feel negatively toward a story than to feel positively. Hence why many of my random reviews come across harshly.

Quotes: These aren't your average typical copy and paste quote section that oh so many people do. These are personal quotes cataloged by my idiot friends. You can probably find some version of at least one of these online.

"A person, at times, has the ability to be rational; people, on the other hand, don't." Yup I'm a misanthrope.

"No, but I'll put it on the list." A repeated phrase when someone starts a phrase with 'Ya know what pisses me off?'

"I'm 85-95 percent sure that all the geniuses in the world were dropped in their heads as babies, it's the idiots in the world who weren't. My advice drop your baby on the floor at least once. If you're worried that you'll actually hurt them, drop 'em on a pillow."

"Rule number one: people are idiots. Rules 2-19: always defer to rule number one." This is the last misanthropic quote for right now.

"Highway 99 is an alternate dimension where the laws of logic and common sense stop abruptly and for no good reason." Now you can figure out where I live...ish.

"Nutterbutter is an extremely technical term that psychologists use when calling a person crazy is in poor taste."

Feel free to PM me with any questions comments or arguments you have. I consider myself pretty easy to talk to.

Blurred Lines is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

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My Sister Rosalie, Book I: Captor by geophf reviews
Chapter 92: You know what's hard? Being with Rosalie. Fighting with her, all the time. You know what's worse? Being without Rosalie. That's really hard. I just didn't know hard it was... until now. And now I know, don't I. So, what am I going to do about this? More importantly, what are WE going to do about this? The end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 92 - Words: 422,386 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 12/26/2008 - [Bella, Rosalie] - Complete
After the Vault by Nutzoide reviews
Out in what remained of the central US of A, a girl crawled crying from her hole in the ground. On a blasted and too-bright surface, how could she survive? Find out in... After the Vault!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,997 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
The Slow Bang by the-belles-echo reviews
Bella moves to Forks, but it's not Edward who's been waiting for her. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella
Williams Files by Acacia Eastbramble reviews
There's a new Warden in Chicago. Will Harry be able to handle her? Figuratively? Literally? She's headstrong, beautiful, powerful, impatient and... White Court? Post White Knight, pre Turn Coat. Rating may change due to sexual tension and language
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Death Mark by Stormin Mormon reviews
Post Turncoat. Whenever anyone wants to kill Harry, it's usually because he's onto something or he's going to be on to something. But what if this time, it's just so he's gone for good? Or is that what they want him to think?
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,104 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 5,799 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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Zombies reviews
Alice and Emmett discuss the end of the world...zombie style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Ministry of Lost Souls reviews
What if that when Bella jumps, Edward doesn't tell her not to - he encourages her. And what if it isn't Jacob that pulls her from the sea, what if it's Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,010 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Siren's Song reviews
Isabella Swan arrives in Forks with a secret so powerful that it threatens all those around her mortal and immortal alike. A bit A/U and OOC but hopefully not much and it is an A/B fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,011 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alice, Bella
Justice is Blind reviews
Justice is blind, isn’t it? It may be, but is that always a good thing? If someone doesn’t remember her crime at all, can she truly be guilty? If someone did it for a good reason, can she truly be innocent?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
What's in a Past? reviews
What's in a past? What's in a history? Do we know? Do we care? What about when it isn't there?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alice - Complete
Someone by my Side reviews
What if Elaine had stayed during the fire that killed DuMourne and the wardens found both Harry and Elaine and tried them both for murder. They manage to stay together at McCoy's. Definitely AU but not really OOC. Full Summary inside.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
Blurred Lines reviews
A young wizard wanders into the Olympic Peninsula of Washington, he quickly realizes that he's walked into a world that wasn't what he was used to, things get more complicated when he meets a young girl who may be a new species of vampire.
Crossover - Twilight & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,912 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice - Complete
Alone in the Shadows reviews
Post Summer Knight. What if Elaine wasn't as over Harry as it looked, what if she was actually broken up about it? Walking through Summer's forest one night she finds the new Summer Lady shaken up by recent events. Can they find comfort in each other.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Finally Free reviews
Full Summary inside, set in the scorching New York Summer of 1928 Isabella Swan finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard place. A/H A/U OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete