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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

If it is possible for Fanfiction to be ironic, than my fanfictions are, however, while they are strange, they are light and funny, so maybe you will enjoy them?

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The Childhood Mistake by danielledisaster reviews
Bella thinks that Edward hates her, and Edward thinks that she hates him because of a childhood mistake Bella made, but what if they really love each other? I'm bad at summarys sorry, it's better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009
Only You Can Save Me by DamonsDarkness reviews
Sometimes life can be cruel and take the ones you love away from you. When Edward moves to Forks the last thing he wants is attention, especially from girls. But what happens when 1 girl in particular captures his heart... Can he ignore her? E/B human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,657 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fireworks by DearOne reviews
Draco makes a list to find his Best Boyfriend Ever. AU. OOC. WARNING: Contains MM relationships, if this offends please don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Wall by MissThespian reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why Edward Hates Blondes by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
With Rensemee and Jacob's wedding coming up, Aro decides to send a Volturi guard to insure than Nessie learns how to be a real vampire. However, her arrival exposed secrets about Edward. Rated T: For Sexual Situations
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,138 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward
My life without you by raok reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,268 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rising Sun by Elentarivarda reviews
This is my ver. of Midnight Sun, starting where Stephenie Meyer left off. I mean no disrespect to Ms. Meyer or her creation. It all belongs to her. I merely needed to complete the story in my head. Keep checking for new chapters! thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
The beginning of our forever by Princess Ly reviews
Well this is really just a sequel I wrote to Breaking Dawn. I basically continued the lives of Bella, Edward, Renesme/ Nessie , Jacob and of course the other Cullens. Please Review! Thx!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,390 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Love by m.jan529 reviews
What happens when Bella has found Edward and Rosalie making love? And Emmett found out and took Bella away. Will things get interesting with Bella and Emmett? Will they ever be able to forgive Edward and Rosalie? And get back with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Secluded by twilightfan303 reviews
Bella is quite reclusive. Her high school teacher, and class are going on a field trip. But where exactly, and who is she going to stay with? All Human Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,191 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Weaknesses by DancesWithFlames reviews
Bella helps discover an amusing weakness in Edward, and a 'battle of the sexes' ensues. My first and possibly last Twilight fanfic. Please read and review, constructive criticism welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19434 - Favs: 12,158 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wake up call by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,760 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
It Started With a Kiss by twilightluvx reviews
It's the start of summer vacation for Bella, and Alice is wasting no time in signing them up to work at the Kissing Booth at a carnival. During Bella's shift, she gets an amazing kiss. Will Bella end up getting more than what she signed up for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fat Cullens? by Stronger than you since 1915 reviews
Is it okay to judge someone because of how they look? Can it be justified in any way? The Cullens don't think so, and they've set out to prove that you should never judge a book by it's cover. All vampires, no Renesmee, 5 years after BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surrender by stageglitter1 reviews
Set a couple of years in the future - Bella breaks off her engagement to Edward and chooses a life with Jacob instead. Years later, a member of the Cullen family returns to Forks and pulls Bella back into their world...read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,436 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Lawn by forksAGS reviews
Our version of breaking dawn. What would happen if Bella never became a vampire and Jacob never imprinted on Renesmee? Also... other things happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Forks Fairy Tale Collection by Appy4la reviews
Everyone mentioned in Twilight and some from New Moon get sucked into various fairy tales. 'Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006
The Mostly True Confessions of Edward Cullen by willywonka5 reviews
Edward Cullen opens up his heart and soul to his pretty pink diary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Edward, Edward
Twilight with the Cullens by rascal21146 reviews
Harry meets Edward Cullen... Hermione falls in love... Edward has a secret... Bellatrix Lestrange is somehow connected ... I love Edward!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Overworked Soles by leiahlaloa reviews
Bella's silly thoughts... poor Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
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A little carried away reviews
What happens when crazed Twilight fans kidnap Bella and Edward for their own enjoyment? It could get ugly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Daydream reviews
Edward looks into Bella's mind for some peace and quiet, only to find that her thoughts are rated X.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Eduardo y Bella: Eduardo y los emos reviews
Eduardo mata Bella y el es muy triste entonces se convertio un "emo". Pero Que va a pasar cuando ellos deciden se cortar? Lo siento por mi muy malo espanol. Estoy aprendieron espanol en mi escuela pero solo por dos anos. Ya se que es mucho incorrecto.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward
Twilight Fairytales reviews
Little Red Riding hood, but a twilight version. umm, it probably sounds stupid. Jacob the wolf, Edward wood chopper, and Charlie Bella's grandmother. Next is "Cinderbella"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Isle Esme reviews
Another continuation of the Isle Esme scene. It's more sweet than vulgar.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward's fashion show reviews
Edward is in a fashion show, but Bella wishes there were less clothes. On him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward and Jasper reviews
Edward and Jasper finally get Bella and Alice off their back and go at it in the forest Written like a screenplay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Bella's Cupcake reviews
Edward gives Bella a cupcake but Bella drops it, so she has to lick it off him. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Version of Twilight reviews
Edward's version of Twilight: a twist on Midnight Sun: "WHAT HAD I DONE? I could see this scene from an outsiders point of view, the mysterious boy, always so quiet, so polite, finally showing his true colors; black, all black. And the unsuspecting victim
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward gives a cupcake to Bella version 2 reviews
Edward spends all night making a cupcake but she clumsily drops it so she has to lick it off his body. I changed it to make it less vulgar. Just something I thought of while trying to fall asleep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella