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Joined 01-05-09, id: 1794819, Profile Updated: 03-19-15
Author has written 25 stories for Princess Tutu, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

“I read because it’s only by hearing the voices of others that I can find my own. Their words help to shape what’s at the core of me, the things I didn’t even realize were there. Without the works of Catullus, I wouldn’t know that sometimes even my best friend can be a great protruding cock—you may quote him on that—and without Austin, I wouldn’t know that romance can be as quiet as a dormouse and still move me to tears. It’s like drifting down a hallway filled with thousands of lovers, each one teaching me some new facet of myself, each one’s words branding me, instilling a change in my composition. I read, Matthew, and I discover myself anew. The final lover at the end of the hall is me.”

Dr. Bonnefoy from General Relativity (a Hetalia Fanfic)


EVERYTHING MOVED TO HERE: here


Random Thought Corner:

Is there really such a point in labeling ourselves gay or lesbian or straight or bi? What's the point of naming our sexual preferences? Why not just love whoever you want to love. Why confine yourself to only dating men or only dating women? If your purpose is to find that one person who fits you like your other half, if your purpose is to find that one person you can't imagine living without, why confine yourself to being homo or hetero? If you're looking, why not look both ways?

Why does it have to be that oh, because I'm girl and I'm dating another girl, I have to be lesbian or vice versa? I could be sexually attracted to men still, it's just that the person I fell in love with is the same sex as I am. Why can't it be just that? You fall in love with who you fall in love with. And that's that.

So, I just fail to see the purpose of labelling ourselves and confining ourselves to be this or to be that. You could tell yourself and others that you're gay, but if you find this one person who absolutely completes you and yet they're of the opposite gender, go ahead and date them anyways. Go ahead and love them anyways. Fuck what everyone else says.

Love is love is love.

-o-o-

If I love someone but wish not to touch them intimately, if I shy away from the big romantic gestures, if the only thing I want to do is be with them always and nothing more, what do you call that? If the only thing I ask is to stay by their side and let them know of my love?

-o-o-

There are writers with grand fantastic stories, that take you on adventures, that excite you and thrill you, and add one more spin to an already out of control tale. It's exhilarating and energizing and you can't wait to know what happens next.

And then are writers, whose words flutter into your heart and curl up in your chest. They take the ordinary, the world just as it is, no dragons, no ninjas, no supermen, just a couple living in modern London or two roommates in college and they show the beauty hiding within. They can make an everyday gesture move you to tears. And it is wonderful and breathtaking, and you melt.


Note-worthy quotes:

"You almost beat a rabbit to death. With a broom handle."
"Ah, no, it was a duster pan. And it was in self defense!"
-Colbert and Guest

Well, of course the Teutonic Knights were ready to serve them a hot dish of Christ to the teeth, but maybe they're tired of sleeping on couches, okay? Maybe they want some respectable fucking accommodations.
Prussia: 'I want a Futon'
Austria: 'Please aim a little higher you booze-swilling safety hazard'
-pyrrhiccomedy, Stick Theater: How to Prussia (http://pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com/39420.html)

"And I like this picture a lot, with the lasso and you're kinda under this girl's skirt? Or maybe that's my skirt, but then who's taking the picture...?"
- Poland from Spank America Decent, a Hetalia fic by pyrrhiccomedy, djsoliloquy, and wizzard890 (http://wizzard890.livejournal.com/67589.html)

“No way. Look, Russia, you have to think about this from my point of view. You’re telling me that I’ve got photos of you at some swanky nightclub, probably wearing body glitter, just sitting on my Blackberry, and I’m supposed to delete them?”
-America from Spank America Decent, a Hetalia fic by pyrrhiccomedy, djsoliloquy, and wizzard890 (http://wizzard890.livejournal.com/67589.html)

"They're, they're--sinful! And creepy! And, and--unsanitary!"
"I think the room looks very clean…"
"It's probably covered in fluids... Fluids! Fluids of an impure nature!"
-America and Russia from Little Lights, a Hetalia fic by pyrrhiccomedy (http://pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com/23615.html#cutid1)

"SO WHEN YOU TAKE OUT THE X's and you put a T at the end Xanxus spells Tsuna backwards!"
"dude if you take out the xs it spells out anus lol"
"-romanticism is crushed here-"
- me and a friend on msn

I'm offended by everyone's offense over offended people who are participating in an offensive part of the offensive internet in response to an offensive cartoon, filled with offensive characters, history and ideas. So offended that I'm offended by my own offensive reaction.
-Anon from the Hetalia Kink Meme

"Geography has made us neighbours. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners. And necessity has made us allies. Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder."
- John F. Kennedy


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PLEASE! PASS THIS ON TO THE NEXT HETALIA FAN!

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We wish that everyone would show proper respect and take into consideration that if they are cosplaying, they might be wearing uniforms with historical value.

HERE ARE THE GUIDELINES:

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We are trying our hardest to spread the message, and your support will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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Khiêu vũ cùng Cinderella by Hayashi Isao reviews
Khi đồng hồ điểm nửa đêm, mọi thứ sẽ kết thúc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Vietnamese - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Among the Sunflowers by Shatterdoll reviews
AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Live Long and Prosper reviews
You meet a boy. You keep meeting him over and over again. (Inspired by Davie strip)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27 - Complete
You Don't reviews
Some lessons can only be learned the hard way. (Inspired by the Davie strip)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
These are the facts. 1. You are nursing a flask of vodka. 2. America and Japan are roaring drunk. 3. Japan is a very affectionate drunk. 4. You need more vodka.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19 - [America, Russia] - Complete
The Nation Chronicles reviews
When the leaders of the nations deemed the current events far too important to be left alone and forgotten. They began to hire scribes. Their sole purpose was to follow their respective nations, recording the occuring events exactly as they occured.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - America - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Nation's Soul reviews
The story of the nations we love from the humans who loved them. A nation from a mortal point of view. Sister: He was my troublesome, annoying, foolish, lovable little brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Italy/Romano
If Only reviews
When Iemitsu decides five-year-old Tsuna isn't man enough, he sends his son to Namimori Daycare. Where a certain Hibari Kyouya was attending. Chaos ensues. 1827 Warning: Mood whiplash starting Ch. 7, mentions of gore and violence
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,579 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
What He's Seen reviews
Nobody asks the idiot cow what he's seen when he travels into the future. Drabble.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lambo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Happy Days reviews
Extremely short drabbles. Interactions between Hibari and Tsuna from when they were kids to when they grow up. Fluff. Set in If Only-verse though it can be read seperately.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Welcome reviews
Tsuna's life just keeps getting stranger as he meets someone called the Father of Mafia.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., S. Italy/Romano
Ang Pipit reviews
Based on the folksong, a shout out to all my fellow Pinoys. In a battle, every second is vital and a single mistake could cost you your life. Or worse, someone else's.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hibird, K. Hibari - Complete
Four Years reviews
It's insane teachers and equally strange classmates. It's dating angst and pop quizzes. It's crazy cliques and the occasional loner. It's violent. It's sexy. It's high school drama at its finest. :DISCONTINUED:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
E Pluribus Unum reviews
The world ended. Our world ended. But their story has just begun. In the aftermath of Armageddon, two boys unlock the secrets of the past. Our present. Travelling in the ruins we left behind, they seek to answer one question: What are they?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Ancient Rome
In Pursuit of Happiness reviews
...all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... The United States of America is a nation. Not a man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Letters from War reviews
This is a story of war. But it doesn't take place on the battlefield. It doesn't take place behind enemy lines. This story takes place, in a home. In a quiet suburban neighborhood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nightmare Central reviews
Welcome to Kitayume Kindergarten! Where the poor Lithuanian teacher is underpaid, the Latvian aid keeps fainting, and the kids-That is not a toy! No! How'd you get on the ceiling! Alfred... Just. No.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Lithuania, America
Dancing With Cinderella reviews
Austria never wanted a family. The idea was pointless. Until he met his little girl. His little, human daughter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The Diary Of A Boy In Love reviews
The Holy Roman Empire's feelings for little Chibitalia. Ch. 22 Thank You: Take good care of Italy, please
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
El Dorado reviews
Spain always left for the new world. Searching for the famed city of gold. Romano only wishes that he returns. For: IllustriousTama!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Last Thoughts reviews
Roma-jii-chan's thoughts as he lay on his death bed. "Don't cry, Ita-chan. Ojii-chan will get sad if you cry."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Who am I? reviews
There are only two categories of people. People you would take a bullet for and people you would put a bullet in. For Tsuna. People usually went in the first category. Unfortunately. Pairings undecided.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Walk with Me reviews
When a bird learns to fly, and leaves the nest. The Mommy bird knows that it's time to let go. Nations aren't so different. And England knows, as Ameerica declares his independence, it's time for him to let go. So why is he smiling?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That Time, That Place reviews
I want to return. To the memory engraved in my heart forever. When you kissed me softly and said, "I love you." ChibitaliaxHRE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/28/2009 - N. Italy - Complete
The Morning After reviews
The Sky is not supposed to die. That much Gokudera was sure of. But that doesn't change the bitter reality he faces. Drabble.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/23/2009 - H. Gokudera - Complete
Mr Cloud, Are You Lonely? reviews
Chibi Tsu-chan couldn't help but wonder. About the lone cloud that floats all by itself. He promised to ask Mr. Cloud. One day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Where? reviews
It is a tragedy, more or less. Drosselmeyer was not looking where he ought to. There was a tragedy. It was just hidden. Never alone yet forever apart.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Ahiru, Other - Complete