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BECAUSE SPILT MILK IS OVERRATED.


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"All I know is that I know nothing."

-Aristotle

SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED

I am a girl who dreams of becoming a famous writer.

I love my piano.

I love art.

I have the incessant need to draw everyday.

I love my computer even more.

I am a cosplayer.

I have an ego that puts Hitler’s to shame.

I am a sister to a gifted but annoying brother.

I am an insomniac who loves to sleep.

I am deathly afraid of clowns and butterflies.

I am a war freak armed with metal tonfas, a sawasaki blade and an MP5 gun.

I an a procrastinating artist.

I am a parkour-enthusiast who can’t jump rope.

I had a crush on Christopher Robin when I was five.

I am a top student who skips class.

I am an aspiring mafia boss.

But most importantly, when the world ends, I’m siding with the robots.

Seriously.

Upcoming Fanfics:


Axis Powers Hetalia:

Silence of the King

Gundam Seed:

Riverside Rhapsody

We Used To Be Together

Crash and Burn

Untuned Pianos and Broken Mechanical Birds

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Atrophy

The World Was Never Fair

And We All Fall Down

Tick Tock

Vampire Knight:


Paper-thin Heart

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Cloud Kitty by Baka-Waka reviews
A Shamal experiment leaves Tsuna confused and Hibari with extra appendages. 2718!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Itachi One Half by K-chan9 reviews
After receiving a curious mission from Pain, Itachi and Kisame investigate some rumored cursed springs in Rice Country; what they get is far more than they ever bargained for. Rating for Hidan's potty mouth. Please read and review! Ch 11 is up after a delay, sorry !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,889 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Forget Your Brother Not by DeviWan reviews
After our fight, Itachi lost his memories and I can't bring myself to kill him. "What are you going to do to him once he remembers again?" People ask me that all the time, and each time I don't answer, but killing him was not my answer. Sasu/Ita yaoi. DISCONTINUED. Currently being rewritten. Look out for its newer version: 'Yours Truly, Desperately"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,999 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Photographs by kysis-the-bard reviews
SephxGen "Once upon a time, we were happy. We only have photographs as proof." The complimentary piece to The Memory of Falling. Sephiroth and Genesis, yaoi, dark themes, citrus, etc. Please R&R.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sephiroth, Genesis R.
Floating worlds by see1like reviews
In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,421 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Forgetting to Remember by reishilovesyaoi reviews
Nobody knew how it happened, but Zero lying in the pool of his own blood just seemed wrong, Kaname decides to help the fallen hunter, but they all didn't expect him to wake up with a surprise they never expected. Eventual KxZ.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kaname, Zero
Je ne regrette rien by xepherXIII reviews
AU Kadaj, separated from his brothers for ten years, decides it’s time to go visit. But that’s not the only reason he’s going home…Shonen-ai. Eventual CloudKadaj. Multiple pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Confrontation by webcomix reviews
Based on the events that happened in Manila today. Philippines faces Hong Kong's anger and has to explain herself. Rated for language. Yes, I think the title sucks too. Philippines OC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hong Kong - Complete
Endless Desert Nights by Reiya Wakayama reviews
Life as a slave is all he's ever known. Each master the same as the last. But with his new master trying to reveal something to him, can he accept the truth or will his new master be just like all the rest. Renaj, RufusxTseng mentioned pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Twin Brother's Two Halves One Soul by luna 379 reviews
AU. Two Brothers that was born together on the same day and the same month, was destined to die separately... Full Summary Inside. Pairing; SasuIta. Warning: Yaoi, Incest/Twincest/Uchihacest, Blood, cussing, OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 98,605 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Impossibility by Aergiia reviews
STORY IS DISCONTINUED. Sakura finds a wounded Uchiha Itachi near her apartment, and proceeds to heal him. However, when he wakes up, she finds that he has no memories whatsoever! Faced with caring for him, can Sakura handle this? Perverted comedy, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Fleeting Magic by Civil Enough reviews
How wonderful it would be if gravity didn't exist. Then we can fly and reach out to heaven without the fear of falling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anonymous by Dragonite Himura no Tenshi Ryu reviews
Love is just an illusion created through the hot blood of sexual attraction. Once the blood cools, the illusion is broken and reveals itself as such. Hearts of love don't exist, therefore can not be broken. Right? Genesis/Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Nothing to do but wait by Little Zhuge Liang reviews
Zutara crackfic. Nothing like a little zutara crack to kick off 2010. Happy new year everyone in my time zone. Everyone else happy new year tomorrow. Rated T for suggestive content.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
ZutaraStorm by Avatarone3 reviews
A request by a friend; Katara stands at the precipice, looking down at the blade in her hands; the last remnant of the story of the man who saved her life, but could not save himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Rain by LAURAxZABUZA reviews
One shot at Sasuke.x.Suigetsu...RATED M FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by ZukosGirl91014 reviews
Zuko tried to drink his pain away a little at a time. But he never could get drunk enough to get Katara off his mind. Rated T for blood.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Can't Break Me Down by All Tears Must Fall reviews
Assaulted by his brother, Zero struggles on with life finding comfort in the most unexpected places. Ichiru/Zero Kaname/Zero rape non-con yaoi m/m slash NOT ABANDONED 2012
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Zero, Kaname
Team Yi Jeong by on sleepless roads reviews
Because, apparently, Kim Bum wasn't the only celebrity his Ga Eul was crushing on.
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Ga Eul, Yi Jeong - Complete
Dominate by KraZiiePyrozHavemoreFun reviews
i was inspired by a pic i saw on deviantart! dontjudge okay? and even if u do; i cud care less! T cuz idk if K is appropriate
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Balderdash by Rubyyy reviews
(AU) Our favourite Soeulmates sit through a late-night guessing game. But will they be able to guess how it ends?
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ga Eul, Yi Jeong - Complete
Through Thick and Thin by Italiano Falena reviews
Have you ever wondered if Mello used the Death Note, if not just for one time? You are now. The summary's not great, I know. Just read! Title will be changed soon...Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Of Flowers and Idiots by Chaos Silk reviews
It started with a simple offering of flowers, and ended with Zack getting kicked in the head. A ZackKadaj drabble fic. Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Zack F., Kadaj
Baby Bird by Hija-Jiyangi reviews
I remember the day Kadaj was born. No, not born... Hatched. SephirothxKadaj. Not very long. Bit odd. Please review.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
Black Polish by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
Matt is questioned on why Mello is obsessed with his nails, which of course Matt answers with much glee to fully embarass the blond, but who wouldn't really? Poor Mello...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Chocolate by InvisibleMonsters24 reviews
After two weeks of not being able to think up a good enough prank for certain blond, Matt finally gets his revenge, and how sweet it is, well for Matt it is anyway. And maybe Mello too, but he'll never tell. Sequel to "Bored"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Shades of Blue, Red and the Sun by lonelysis-2007 reviews
History unfolds in more ways than one and Philippine history is no stranger to that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Superhero by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You don't have to live in castles or be a child - your superhero will always try to save you, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
New Life by YazooFan23 reviews
Cloud Decides to Give Kadaj another chance to live life the right way, and takes him to live at Seventh Heaven. Meanwhile, Reno and Rude find Yazoo in the rubble of the collapsed tunnel and take him to Healin Lodge. XD CloudxKadaj YazooxReno KadajxYazoo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kadaj, Yazoo
Only Slightly Problematic by Midnight Namine reviews
Itachi's back, whether he wants to be or not...And a certain silver-haired Jounin has to keep an eye on this particular Uchiha. Who knew that this pair of almost-complete opposites would have such great chemistry. Short chapters. R & R! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Annoyance by VIIxProductions reviews
69/100: 'Annoyance'. “Don’t you dare.” Sephiroth growled, looking from Angeal to Genesis and back again. “I refuse to go on a ride which was made for children less than ten.” No pairings. One shot. No yaoi/cursing. Collab between Lioneh and Septasonicxx.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Fit For Purpose by Koakuma Tsuri reviews
58/100: Question. Genesis has been in his room for hours. Sephiroth/Genesis. Yaoi. Fluff. For xlightfromabovex
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sephiroth, Genesis R.
A Single Taste Away by Civil Enough reviews
And, when he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of Heaven so fine, That all the world will be in love with night; And pay no worship to the garish sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cat by VIIxProductions reviews
23/100. 'Cat' Sephiroth finds a cute little cat to play with. Uh-oh. Cute? Play? This kitty has other ideas... ZACK HOW COULD YOU? Written by Septasonicxx and Lioneh.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Deadly Sins & Broken Commandments by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Matt writes Mello a letter from an "angel" about how he's broken all the seven deadly commandments, and is going to hell as a result. Stay tuned for sex jokes, made-up religious beliefs, and some serious bits, too. Enjoy! Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Blood Puddle by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Hatori is woken up in the middle of the night by a panicking maid who found Akito lying a pool of blood. Luckily Shigure knows exactly what's wrong.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
Sasuke's Revenge by just-a-shadow-of-death reviews
This is a fic with Sasuke as the seme and Itachi as the uke, so if you don’t like it, then don’t. So the summary is : Sasuke wants revenge on his older brother for raping him years ago, but Sasuke has his own way of killing. He’s going to Kill Itachi wit
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Blue Ribbon by KyKy-13 reviews
After Kadaj falls victim to another one of Yazoo's makeover's, Reno gets the perfect idea on how to cheer the little Remnant up. Reno/Kadaj yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Reno, Kadaj
Pets by Gemini Artemis reviews
In a burst of insight, Mayura and Narugami decide that Yamino is lonely and needs a pet. Unfortunately for Yamino, Loki agrees with them.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Yamino, Loki - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Second chances and lessons learned by Remnant-of-Misery reviews
What if after the events of Advent Children a certain silver haired youth got a second chance at life? Kadaj is in a tough situation and who else does he turn to besides his big brother Cloud. But will Cloud agree to help Kadaj? KadajxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,021 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
I Have Loved You All Along by x - - unwrittenMELODY reviews
a romance story between our beloved characters, Kadaj and Cloud. Slash, Yaoi; Rated M to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Poison by KyKy-13 reviews
Kadaj was the poison running through Reno's veins. Deadly yet intoxicating. Can they look passed their differences and finally gain something they thought they could never have, or will the dark presence lurking deep inside Kadaj tear them apart for good?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,394 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Family Portrait by KyKy-13 reviews
He hated the ShinRa Labs, and he was determined to get out. He and his brothers needed to escape to find Mother and finally be a real family. Remnant childhood fic based of my own re-written version of Pink's song "Family Portrait"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
From Within Darkness by Raine Lemuria reviews
This takes place after Advant Children and Kadaj was given a second chance...with an extra bonus and curse! Starts off Cloud/Kadaj, Cloud/Sephiroth, maybe Cloud/Kadaj, depending on how many reviews!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj
Tainted Mako by SilverDeathAngel reviews
Kadaj has his drug of choice, but only Reno seems to see just how much it costs him. Hints of RenoxKadaj.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Love Hurts by Hanamaru reviews
Kaname regrets his cruel treatment of Zero, can he bring Zero back from the edge of despair? Will hate turn to love? Angst, lemon, hurt, comfort etc. M rating KanamexZero Pls R&R or how will I know?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Embody The Invisible by xlightfromabovex reviews
9/50 of the 50Shuffle Challenge! Soon after he and his brothers have come into the world, Kadaj meets someone who seems to have a strong connection to the remains of Sephiroth in the Remnant's head... GenesisxKadaj yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Kadaj, Genesis R. - Complete
A Turk's Lament by Vampire Turk reviews
Reno reflects on babysitting the remnants for Vincent Valentine. Slight RenoKadaj. Songfic to Yokko Kanno's "Blue".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Blood and Mako by LarcSakurai reviews
Bathing in the blood of the one he once coveted, driving the youngest Remnant into madness. He was no longer himself but the nightmare within. Implied Reno/Kadaj
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Fearless by Neon Genesis reviews
The first time I met Sasuke, he bit my finger. Quite the charmer, that boy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Life Gives You Lemons by LarcSakurai reviews
Reno/Kadaj When life gives you lemons, make a tall glass of hot, sweet lemonade
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Living With Reno Equals Damnation by Seraphcruxislover reviews
When Kadaj severely injures Rude, his punishment is to serve the bloodthirsty redhead who wants to kill him.Will Reno torture his new pet or will romance blossom between the two? Kadaj/Reno
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Reno, Kadaj
Fire and Ice by Xx SadoMasochist xX reviews
--Rewriting-- Draco is misunderstood. Honestly, he doesn't mean to be so mean. He just.... can't help it. He has his reasons... HarryxDraco, kind of OOC. Please don't flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
all hail the heartbreaker by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. It is Christmas Eve, and Sasuke is leaving. "Go back inside, Sakura. It's cold." /Christmas!gift for Kenna. SasuSaku. Oneshot./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
our time now by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Missa. AU. "I've finally figured out why you hardly ever smile or laugh, Sasuke-kun! It's because you're afraid of wrinkles, isn't it?" SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink by KyKy-13 reviews
Reno comes home late again, and Kadaj is worried, tired, and very agitated. But maybe the little pink surprise in Reno's bag will help ease his lover's nerves. Reno/Kadaj Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Crossdressing Remnant by TheDarkDancer reviews
Kadaj has to wear a dress because he lost a bet! Working at the bar with the dress on is not a very good idea, even with perverted guys around. Reno just went up to save Kadaj's day! RenoxKadaj! First Final Fantasy/RenoxKadaj story I've ever wrote!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
all star by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Kenna. Wherein Sakura is embarrassed, Sasuke is the Sausage King, and Naruto is the proud owner of a pimp staff. Oneshot, dialogue!fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfect Imperfection by KyKy-13 reviews
Kadaj and his brothers just escaped from the Labs of Shinra, and take camp in a nearby cave to escape the rain. Kadaj/Yazoo/Loz Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
Three Pure Ones by Myobi reviews
Kadaj has been granted 3 more days to live, to see life through his own eyes. Though unsure if this was secure to do, Cloud decides to help out... Warning: Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj
Brothers by Zora88 reviews
Kadaj is jealous of Loz because his brother Yazoo seems to love him more. And Yazoo tries to prove his love to his baby brother! Contains Shônen-Ai between two brothers, but in a cute way!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty by KyKy-13 reviews
After being exposed to a new odd Materia, Kadaj accidentally gets turned into a tiny silver kitten. A kitten with a bad attitude. What's a Turk to do? Reno/Kadaj
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Wonders of the TeaWe by Myobi reviews
What if Cloud let Kadaj live with him, Tifa and the orphans at Seventh Heaven, instead of what actually happened in the movie? Well, if so, this is Kadaj's first day home alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Lollipops by KyKy-13 reviews
On Halloween Night, fun with candy doesn't always involve trick-or-treating. RenoxKadaj Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Mittens by LarcSakurai
After tiring of senseless destruction every time Kadaj gets angry, Cid develops a new way to help the Remnants work out their anger.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kadaj, Cid H. - Complete
Haunted by purefoysgirl reviews
Oneshot/Yaoi--This was written for a Live Journal contest on shinra badboys: On All Souls' Day Kadaj is home alone and his imagination ? gets the better of him. Happy Halloween everyone!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
First Friend by neko-nya reviews
One-shot. After breaking his arm and going on an adventure at the hospital, he makes his first friend: a quiet blond who he ends up sharing half his life with. DarkxKrad, tiny tiny bit of DaixSato
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Believe Me by Myobi reviews
An action withouth thought leading to something unbelievable ::sucks at summary:: Warnings: Yaoi, MPREG. Yes I'm that insane.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,246 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Cloud S., Kadaj
Pretty Litttle Things by Shanhime reviews
Short story on Kadaj's perverse view on things.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kadaj - Complete
God told us to be faithful by UchihaAkimoto reviews
After all these years, Sasuke was stronger. : YAOI, SasuIta, Uchihacest :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
semicharmed kind of life by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura scores a hot date to the ER because she breaks her foot by kicking a soda machine. Yeah. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heat by ShiniBarton reviews
He shivered. He trembled. The fire spreading through his body was burning strongly, but not enough. It just wasn't hot enough.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Kadaj - Complete
Facades by Genetic Anomaly
AUsortof. “Don’t bother, you’ll die soon anyway.” slight CloudXKadaj, if you squint. Drabbleish.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
In Darkness Take Me by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Madara takes Itachi in darkness. Based upon an amazing picture I saw. Dedicated to the Madara x Itachi FC at NarutoFan. Rated M for a reason. PWP. Now a drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Kadaj Grows Up by purefoysgirl reviews
Sub-story to SINS--Vincent helps Kadaj grow up. No porn, my bad. But hopefully the plot will satisfy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Kadaj, Vincent V. - Complete
SINS by purefoysgirl reviews
Continuation of The Beginning of the End: Tifa's pregnant with Cloud's baby but she's marrying Rude, Kadaj finds out and havoc ensues. But in fleeing to Yazoo he finds help from an unexpected source.Yes, there will be hardcore, no I won't be nice about it
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,406 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Good Enough by Something Dysfunctional reviews
Not entirely sure of being healed, Cloud Strife finds himself dreaming of a certain person that haunts his memories, waking moments, and his own heart. A certain, particular 'brother'...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Cloud S., Kadaj
Suigetsu Vs Karin by xxxlostinlovexxx reviews
Suigetsu and karin battle it out for sasuke's affection. rated T for crude humor and language. one sided yaoi at first. suigetsuXkarin total crack fic! spoilers from shippuden!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
break your mother's back by de yaten reviews
Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back. Loz tries his best, but Kadaj won't believe him. :: Kadaj, Loz centric ::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Kadaj, Loz - Complete
Aki In The Bath by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
A collection of 100 word drabbles about Akito and Hatori, much of it about the pairing. Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
If I Was Her by SavageRayne reviews
HatoriAkito: Akito secretly harbored feelings for Hatori, which is why Akito hurt Hatori when Hatori wanted to marry Kana Yaoi & MPreg
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Akito S., Hatori S.
Smile by Polish reviews
What would happen if Kadaj hadn't died ontop of that tower in Midgard?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
For the Sake of Jenova by Sylvie Liliea reviews
Out of his love for his mother, Kadaj endures wicked torture inflicted by Tseng. Cameo apperence from my crazy OC...Yay. Warning: Explicit yaoi noncon
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Kadaj, Tseng
Itsumo by mabudachi-lover reviews
Chapter 6 up! Will Hatori finally get a clue about Akito's strange behavior?Let's hope so...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Akito S., Hatori S.
Unearthly Things by brandeee reviews
When a child Akito finds a dead bird, Hatori ponders the mortality of certain family members.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
From Under the Covers by rin-ren-ran reviews
One of Akito's rebellious acts and Hatori's solution.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hatori S., Akito S. - Complete
Bittersweet by CloudxKadajLover reviews
Kadaj is pissed off and what begins in a fight ends in something totally different. CloudxKadaj! Rated T for yaoi and some language I suppose XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
Snappy Comeback by Je-kun reviews
The result of Akito raging at Hatori. ONESHOT.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Hatori S., Akito S. - Complete
It will be Alright by FlurryDivider reviews
Cloud almost looses Kadaj, but then he finds him again, in his room? CxK Dont like, dont read.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
After the anime by Slayer-Enfiniti reviews
Akitocentric. What happened after Tohru left that fateful day? cannon pairings, multichapter incomplete. It will have our favorite high schoolers, but as minor characters instead.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Akito S., Hatori S.
Confessions by Hel-Goddess-of-the-Underworld reviews
He has been holding this secret in for years now. And he has finally decided to confess... HeimxLoki dont read it if you dont like it. btw, they are obviously older in this fic
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Sleepwalker by Demeter1 reviews
To Hatori, Akito was always that smiling, beautiful little boy. Written pre97.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Hatori S., Akito S. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Mimic! by Hel-Goddess-of-the-Underworld reviews
fun with Hel and Heimdall!
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Desperation by Raikune reviews
AkitoxHatori shounenai.[Ch. 4: All In The Mind]Akito starts hallucinating, feeling the beginnings of a terrifying new illness. Will Hatori be able to save him, or will he be forced to let him go..?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Akito S., Hatori S.
This Letter by scarlettHuntress reviews
Kadaj wonders at the ink on his hands, and Vincent is frightened. What did Sephiroth wrest control off one of his clones to write?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
Abstract Silver by deathbyhugs reviews
It was a change of fate for Kadaj. He was nothing but a shell, a body of thoughts. He was only made for the reunion, to carry out his mother's wishes. But given another chance at life, Kadaj finds himself unsure of what he really wants.[COMPLETE]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,452 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
A Joke Equals So Much More by Yami-Nabe reviews
Heimdall likes looking up at the stars at night, but he likes to do so alone.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Drifting Away by Raikune reviews
[Chapter 8: 'I am yours, Akito.']Eventual AkitoxHatori shounenai. Akito is becoming more resigned to his curse. When Hatori tries to help, he accidentally hurts him. Wounded and bewildered, Akito drives him away. What will Hari do? FIN
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
Double X Chromosome by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Akito has her first period. Is she prepared? Is she pleased? Hell no. Read on!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Akito S., Hatori S.
Pink by Icka M. Chif reviews
where there is much mocking of Loki by Heimdall.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2004