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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14103 - Favs: 17,546 - Follows: 15,044 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Changing Lives of Hinata Hyuuga by ForeverFighter reviews
Basically? Hinata flees Konoha to start a new life. But her past is never far behind. And what do you do when your past turns up in the form of a certain blond, foxy shinobi on your ramen stand? And is there ever such a thing as staying true to yourself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Past Love, Past Life by The Child of Paradise reviews
The story of Kakuzu's one and only love, and the loss of her
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
the talk by smartalker reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Neji files by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Neji has a new secret mission! Operation Black Mail! Will he finish the dirty deed or get caught in the process! Every Naruto character has a dirty secret and Neji discovers them all! Naruto, Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Tenten, Kiba, Shikamaru. crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Ten Ways to See If You're A Perv by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Jiraiya checks out an article to see if he's a pervert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Akatsuki: Rise of the Shniz by TheWindAlchemist reviews
You've Seen Kisame's First Days, You've seen Tobi Attack the world with clones, but now, a NEW member of Akatsuki has arrived, Shniz! The new new guy of Akatsuki!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
The Switch by 4ng3legg reviews
Takes place between when Sasuke killed Orochimaru and when Naruto and co. found out. Sasuke wakes up with Hebi in Hinata's body! Hinata wakes up in Konoha in Sasuke's body! Just what is happening? No pairings! Just insanity! Cracktastic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 382 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Good Game of Shougi by Houjun Ri reviews
[ShikaxHina]“ShShikamarukun…ccan I aask you for a ffavor?” asked Hinata quietly. She was poking her index fingers together. Shikamaru watched her, bored. “What?” he asked now finishing the rice ball. “II wish tto play sshougi with yyou.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 470 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 543 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete