Mrs.TheKing
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Joined 01-06-09, id: 1795036, Profile Updated: 02-27-15
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.

Dear Reader,

I have a teddy bear. He has no hair and his ear has been sewed on more than once. Even his eye is cracked. My older sister gave him to me the day I was born. When I was about ten my mother kindly let me know that Teddy was too fragile to sleep with anymore. It was a sad time, putting him on the dresser. He was the best hugger of all my stuffed animals.

I still have him. He sits on my nightstand and every once in a while, I squeeze him. He’s comforting to me. Amazing for a 37 year old bear.

That’s how I do it. Love that is. I hang on long after the hair has fallen off. Long after it’s practical. I’m not a fan of change especially if it takes away something that I care about. That’s how I feel about my fanfiction writing. How I feel about my readers. It’s time to put my Twilight writing on the dresser. I don’t want to. I would love to stay here and cuddle in this perfect little place I have found in the world.

But I feel like I have to move on to original fiction. You have never steered me incorrectly. Because of your eyes, your opinions, I learned to dig as deep as I could when I was writing. If I wrote what I was afraid of, I was rewarded with your kind words. The story I was writing would ring true if it flowed from the place you dared me to go.

I don’t know the right combination of words to thank you for that. It’s an experience that I could not have purchased from a university, learned from a book. It’s only you that could get through to me. Thousands of you. Thousands of times. I’m thick headed, it would take that many people to make me see something I wasn’t looking for.

Fanfiction readers are dare devils. I know I have said it before, but you amaze me, so I keep saying it. You’re so fearless and open minded and committed to these stories. As a writer, it’s mind-blowing to be so very lucky to have your eyes on my work. It has been a distinct honor that I am very proud of.

It is with great sadness that I say goodbye to adding to this profile. I will not close it, in case you should need me, you can reach me via the private message feature. I want to keep you, I want to hug you when I need some reassurance or feel scared, but I understand by making this change, we may part ways. Being a fanfiction author is almost a team sport and the community that has bloomed around all of these words is spectacular. The charities, the love, the prayers and of course, the laughs, all make an atmosphere with its own magnetic field, pulling us in every day.

I’m stepping into my own fiction now. Mostly because my readers have told me over and over it was time. I’ve been here too long not to listen to you. But I can’t leave without telling you. I can’t leave without thanking you for letting me into your imagination and letting me play there. What a fantastic mind you have, anything is possible for me now, because if I can write for you- the most intelligent, heart-full, generous readers in the world, then I’m ready for anything.

So below is a link to my web site, in case you need it, in case I’m lucky enough to take you with me for the next step in this journey. More information about publishing Poughkeepsie, Crushed Seraphim and others can be found there.

Gratefully yours,

Mrs. The King

http://www.debraanastasia.com/

Update 2/26/15 Gynazole has been turned into a print book you can actually light on fire! Find it here (It says Pre-Order on the US AMAZON, but it should be immediately available on your kindle.)

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8130 - Favs: 7,345 - Follows: 7,765 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 7,046 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Confessions by OhGeeFantasy reviews
Bella's husband Jacob divorces her because he can't cope with their daughter's disease. She is left with little money and no help. That's when Bella's bestie, Alice suggests she work for her company as a phone sex operator. Will Bella find her HEA from a sweet man on the other end of the line? Or will heartbreak crush everything? A story of love, dedication and selflessness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,874 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
Impact by nise7465 reviews
Please note- On June 1, 2014, Impact was removed from this site. Thank you for your love and support during the run of this story. Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 51,836 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Accidental Atonement by IdPattThat reviews
Leah Clearwater considers herself a lost soul and happiness a lost cause. Will community service with the new youth pastor show her that even she deserves a second chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Our Place Upon the Ashes by letzigprincess reviews
After a traumatic upbringing, Edward is left on his own to care for his younger sister. When his sister starts sixth grade, Bella enters their lives and changes everything. Doing what he can to keep distance between himself and Bella, he discovers it's easier said than done. Will Bella become just another one of his many sexual conquests or be exactly what he and Lanie both need?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 325,393 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
All Aboard by Cathy9 reviews
After leaving her cheating fiancé at the altar Grace Hale decides to go on her honeymoon alone. She never imagined she'd meet a Cullen man who would change not only her life but her siblings as well. Our favourite Hales and Cullens in Italy. Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,574 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Emmett, Edward, Alice, Jasper
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6283 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maelström by shalu reviews
Jasper's motorcycle breaks down in the pouring rain. A light in the distance leads him to something he thought he lost, but the discovery may drag him under. SLASH, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Kill to Possess her by Kricketts reviews
Edward will do anything to cause his twin brother Ethan pain. When Ethan falls in love with a human, Edward gets the opportunity for ultimate revenge! Pls read complete summary inside, much better description! Mature themes, Dark Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,129 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7128 - Favs: 5,347 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Singer and The Sorrow by MG2112 reviews
Neither can survive without the other. They have to be together or they will both perish. Bella Swan is a graduate student drawn into a world of dreams. Edward Cullen is a beautiful, immortal vampire. High in the hills of the Tuscany region of Italy is a town called Volterra that inexplicably links these two disparate lives. **Ch10-REVISED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,617 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,776 - Reviews: 6893 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 6,295 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
The Load by The Load reviews
So many authors, one delicate story. The rules are simple-Bella and Edward can't die and they must be human. We will combine our imaginations and take you for a ride you won't forget. Welcome to The Load.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seated In The Sky by Lovelybrutal reviews
My entry for the Love Is In The Air contest. Insecure funnel cake freak Bella is hopeless around the opposite sex. Will a mishap on the Ferris wheel help her unclench?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Day At Magicland by AbruptlyChagrined reviews
Poor college student Bella is on the worst date of her life with Mike at Magicland amusement park. On top of that, a creepy costumed character is stalking her around the park. A semi-sweet,sorta crackfic. AU AH Rated M for a few F-bombs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cauchemar Vivant by Lunar Siren reviews
Vampires have taken over Seattle, their reign of terror reaching far and wide. Bella Swan was taught all her life never to trust a vampire. What happens when her greatest chance of taking back Washington is found in a vampire? AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,929 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,600 - Follows: 4,870 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voice For Me by PachasPickMeUp reviews
Bella and Edward come from two different worlds; one of silence and one of sound. Fiesty Bella starts school at Forks High and turns jaded Edward's world upside down. Can they find their own voice through true love? AH, Canon pairing, and "M" for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,643 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
30 days of Emmett by 30 Days of Emmett reviews
5 weeks of drabbles and one shots from more than 70 authors, all devoted to the big guy with the dimples. All ratings, all pairings, all universes and genres.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,720 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Idee Fixe by DizzyUpTheGirls reviews
If he didn't count, if everything didn't add up, something terrible would happen. Edward knew that. He knew that his sister would have a terrible accident, or the basement would suddenly flood, or his dog would run away. A short story about OCD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4557 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Where the Light Is by distant.dream118 reviews
Bella and Edward met as teenagers during her summer vacation. Their lives were forever altered by the events of that summer, and six years later they are still trying to understand the overwhelming hold of love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12461 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3929 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5911 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary by Lil Miss Golden Eyes reviews
Ever wonder what Jessica Stanley got up to after graduating from Forks High School? Find out with my entry for the Forks' Forgotten Friends Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jessica - Complete
Happy Birthday Mrs The King! by marie0912 reviews
What it says - a tribute to a wonderful lady whom today turned thirtysix years old. Here is a round with the devil, MTK. You deserve it. Love, Marie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Waiting To Be Whole by missmelly reviews
A young and talented composer is hoping for a muse to give his music new direction. He gets more than he bargained for when he is inspired by the mysterious woman sitting next to him in class. AU All characters the property of Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,338 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Going Home by shalu reviews
Hastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper
A Girl From Uncle by dorothy's ruby slippers reviews
This is an entry for the Femme Noir one-shot contest. Special Agent and assassin, Bella Swan, finds herself trapped in a web of international intrigue following a series of unfortunate events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight 25 by distant.dream118 reviews
A collection of twenty-five one-shots &/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Echoes of the Second Hand by shalu reviews
Entry for the Les Femmes Noires contest. AU/OOC. She's seen her death, and sees it repeated every night. Who is this man that will be her murderer? And why is she resigned to wait for him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Modern Medusa by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Do you know what it’s like to be adored by everyone you meet? Do you know what it’s like to get anything you want, whenever you want? To make people do anything you want them to do and make it think it’s their own idea? I do." Les Femmes Noires entry. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
Flotsam and Jetsam by sleepyjo reviews
Bella finds a mysterious girl washed up on the beach. It seems she isn't quite human and she takes her to the Cullens. As they discover who she is, the stranger has the power to enhance and destroy the lives they have built. Fairly in canon, pre BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Such Fruits as These by Grendelsmother reviews
Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Rosalie, Edward
Whatever the Lady Wants by einfach mich reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating for three months, but they are experiencing issues. Bella thinks that her ex-boyfriend might be able to help. Will her decision make or break their relationship? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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GYNAZOLE reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Coffeehouse Slut reviews
One Shot from the Twifan G compilation. I miss you, Mad4Hugh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Drink You Alive reviews
Edward a virgin for 100 years? Uh, Nope. Not really. Come twirl in and out of a completely canon Twilight Saga with Sasha. The woman Edward forgot to remember. Vamp Story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,160 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward - Complete
This is Right reviews
Alternate ending to Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete