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Joined 01-06-09, id: 1795161, Profile Updated: 02-04-11
Author has written 4 stories for Matrix, and Twilight.

Hello internet people!

To sum myself up in a few words -- I am a total and absolute nerd who adores writing.

My favorite authors are Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare, and Jane Austen.

If I could change the nature of reality, Jane Austen and Edgar Allan Poe would get married and have lots of creepy romantic-horror author babies.

My favorite fictional couples are...

John Thornton and Margaret Hale, Mister Darcy and Elizabeth, Belle and the Beast, Richard III and Lady Anne, Benedick and Beatrice, Jareth and Sarah (of course), and, admittedly, Odette and Derek.

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Over the Years by Darkshadow91 reviews
I suck at summaries. Basically, each chapter is an important event that happened over each year between Sarah and Jareth. Lots of fluff. Jareth/Sarah. Rated T for safety.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,137 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Twilight, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Cream by 5M1TH reviews
She wasn’t sure if the crew of the Neb needed to be informed about today’s encounter.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Perfect Faults by SamuelSpaz reviews
Trinity and Smith suddenly find themselves on the same side of the battlefield. AT and eventual Trinity/Smith. My first story, please R&R!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Trinity, Smith, A. - Complete
Liars by 5M1TH reviews
You can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Smith, A., Trinity
Splinter by 5M1TH reviews
Like a splinter...in your foot.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by 5M1TH reviews
One does not have to wake up from the Matrix to become awake.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Smith, A., Trinity
Matrix, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The title says everything there is needed to be said.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
Human Nature by 5M1TH reviews
She was never dishonest with Neo, but she knew that some stories must be left untold and some doors must remain unopened.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Mary Sue Files by irohsteashoppegirls reviews
A collection of anti Mary Sue themed drabbles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
The Labyrinth Academy by Fou Fou reviews
What if all the characters in Labyrinth decided they didn't like the fanfiction written about them? What if they got together and created a school, with a little help, for these writers? FanFic writers, Hell hath a new location, & it is Labyrinth Academy
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/31/2005
Virus by Amata19 reviews
Post Revolutions. Smith wakes up...not deleted...he feels very different. Could he be human?. A Virus?.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Smith, A.
Insert Clever Matrix Parody Name Here by Radioactive reviews
This is my parody of The Matrix 1. I will try to update it frequently. Please review!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Angel Of Death by The Smiling Shadow reviews
You may love him, that doens' t change the fact that he can't love you. He's empty inside, there is nothing inside him. He is made to kill, and that is all he does. Kill, kill and empty, like the Angel of Death. Smith, the Angel of Death.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Smith, A.
Land of the Free? by papermachine reviews
HIATUS. Trinity, captured by Agent Smith has not lost hope that Neo would come... But Smith begins to break her... little by little, her resistance and will is stripped away... Will she turn her back abandon her fight?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Smith, A., Trinity
Why? by The Smiling Shadow reviews
You always ask, why? Smith is found after Revolutions. A young girl watches him. She tries to help him. But he only asks why.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Smith, A.
Illusion of Love by Rebecca Hb reviews
What happened to the person Trinity left behind? Sequel to Another Lifetime
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Another Lifetime by Rebecca Hb reviews
What was Trinity's life like before she was unplugged?
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Trinity, Smith, A. - Complete
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Christmas With the Programs reviews
Just an average "family" forced to spend Christmas with each other due to code 548294 of Matrix law. Father, mother, sons and all. Merry Christmas, indeed.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Oracle, Architect
Against Protocol reviews
To finally get rid of that pest Morpheus, Smith finds himself the perfect candidate for extrication from the Matrix. It's all a matter of leading her to believe his story before she causes him to blow a circuit.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,009 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Smith, A. - Complete
The Twitrix reviews
Twilight meets Matrix. The Agents are sent to Forks, to get rid of some suspected exiles under the alias "Cullen".
Crossover - Matrix & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Smith, A., Edward - Complete
Neo in Wonderland reviews
For all of you who thought the Matrix movies though thoroughly awesome were sometimes pointlessly hard to understand, this is for you.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete