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Author has written 7 stories for Total Drama series.


I'm Paka-Simon-Trevor-Forever. I'm named after my cat, deceased dog, and current dog.
but you can call me Forever.

I'm hyyyyyyyyypppppppppeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

anybody got any chocolate?

My stories:
Stars in the ceiling

In progress:
TDI- starring you! (also known as TDISU)
Courtney's island
Depressing one-shots (a series)

as you might be able to tell, I am a rabid Dunny (Courtan) fan.

'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (uh, im 13)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Flies are alive to!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (erm... Does insanity count as a Mary Sue quality?)
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (people have tried. please don't.)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (heheh maybe...)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

bold what you are, copy and paste

If you have ever hate someone with a fiery passion and wished they were tortured in some horrific way, copy and paste this in your profile. (oooooooh Cassie and Savannah, I hope you like bombs.)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (heck yeah)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (brats)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. (multiple times a day.)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (my god i thought i was a muggle. in a bad way.)

If you want to be on a real TDI put this on your profile. (oh so bad)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

if you think 'OME!' is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fangirl of something other than Twilight (GASP!), copy and paste.

I, Forever, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join.

Things to do on road-trips:

1. spill juice on the floor of the car. repeatedly. or better yet, milk! or alcahol or...

2. poke someone, then when they tell you to stop it say, "what are you talking about? that wasn't me!" in a wounded tone. works best when you are the only two passengers.

3. when you have just taken a large gulp of water, laugh. loudly. in the direction of another passenger.

4. stare into space, and occasionaly smile or laugh maliciously. when people ask what you're thinking about, say, "oh... you'll see... mwahahaha!"

5. Hum the song that never ends, or maybe even it's a small world.

6. carry on an animated disscussion with the invisible man next to you.

7. shriek, "bee!" and proceed to shriek and swat at the air next to you. once you have gotten everybody frieked out say, "oh-never mind. only a piece of fluff."

8. as someone is talking to you, go through various facial stages (IE, from mild intrest to deep disgust or fascination.)

9. make wild hand movements and chant things about sheep, then ask the person next to you, "are you a believer?"

10. play slug-buggy. 'nuff said.


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Forizzle, dawg

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Orange Turtle XD

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Kathleen Leanne Arden

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):


6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Purple cocoa (??)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Oikernr (WTF?!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):


9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Paka... or Black Trevor... or Black annoying mosquito...


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

"Sports is like a war without the killing."

1. Put the following animals in your order of preference:Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig: tiger, pig, sheep, cow, horse

2. Write one word that describes each of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Ocean: Dog: hyper, Cat: sleepy, Coffee: gross, Ocean: peaceful

3. Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors: yellow, orange, red, white, green: Yellow: Anne, Orange: Nicky, Red: Anthony, White: Marissa, Green: Carissa

4. Write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week: 7, Sunday

Be sure your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

Look at the interpretations below, but first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.


1. This will define your priorities in life:
Cow signifies career
Tiger signifies pride
Sheep signifies love
Horse signifies family
Pig signifies money

(I'm not actually that fond of money...)

2. Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implied your own life.

(Coffee... lol)

3. Yellow: someone you will never forget
Orange: someone you consider your true friend
Red: someone that you really love
White: your twin soul
Green: someone you will remember for the rest of your life

4. You have to send this message to as many people as your favorite number, and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

Thanks for taking the test! And don't forget to repost this on your profile!

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You Do, You Don't by MooshiSushi reviews
He wanted nothing to do with someone like her. She wanted nothing to do with someone like him. It was fate. Or just really bad karma. DuncanxCourtney
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,260 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
The Total Drama Host: Then and Now by pinkluver93 reviews
Did you ever wonder why Chris, the host of Total Drama, is sadistic, evil, and loves to see the campers suffer? Rated T for safety. *UPDATED* Best to read all chapters to understand the story completely.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Sibling Rivalry by Kelsica2 reviews
12 campers and their siblings compete for half a million dollars in TSR! Day 21: Okay,this is just weird. You're gonna have to read to find out what happens in this episode of TOTAL SIBLING RIVALRY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,075 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008
Hello, Hello by Bishop Sasarai reviews
NoahxCody Izzy's adamant declarations that Noah loves Cody start something in motion that Noah's not ready for. Too bad Cody's going to get caught in the crossfire. WARNING: Condescending Noah. This is Noah's POV and we all know he's rude.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Cody, Noah
The Shadow by Cereal-Killa reviews
"Who are you? And what do you want?" I demanded. It was then that I heard the voice I knew had been there all along. "I'm your shadow." The voiced hissed at me. "And what I want- what I need- is you." I gulped, swallowing what was left of my sanity. DxC (HIATUS)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
The Madhouse by AppleMistress reviews
AU. Incomplete
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,647 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Total Drama Island: Psycho Love by xxx-Vitani-xxx reviews
ChrisxOC Paige is the older sister of Izzy and is a journalist and for her job she has to stay on TDI and interview the campers. When she meets Chris, things could get intresting! Canon Couples, also some crack, but R&R and no flames please!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,549 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Chris M. - Complete
Total Drabble Island by Cereal-Killa reviews
A Collection of Drabbles all about Total Drama Island. Chapters are super short though! Thanks for all the reviews, and thank GOD this story is OVER! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
He's Just Not That Into You by Showmance reviews
What if you meet the love of your life? Are you supposed to let them pass you by? D/C G/B T/G H/J/B. Based off the movie!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Total Drama Island: Again! by Ktd123 reviews
Chris is back for a whole new season and joining him are some crazy cast members: your campers! Eighth challenge up! The guests arrive! Brothers and best friends and exes, oh my!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,881 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Entertainment by elephantburch reviews
After TDI, all 22 contestants return for another season full of pop culture challenges. The remaining twenty campers must fight their way past Greek monsters in a maze of death to find pearls for immunity.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,272 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
Stuck by LegallyWicked reviews
Eight different strangers have to get along when they end up stuck. but will they learn something on the way? DxC IxN TxG GxB
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009
Façade: Through the Eyes of the Codemeister by DeadmanDairyland reviews
He's not just the geeky, perverted ladies man you think he is. There's more to him than that. Total Drama through the eyes of a teenage boy trying to live a life that's not his own.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 170,106 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
TV Title Challenge: Noah and Izzy by nikki-kun05 reviews
Response to JoeMerl's TV Title challenge. Ten shorts that center around Izzy and Noah's crazy married life.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Noah, Izzy
From the Cutting Room Floor by memnarch reviews
Reality shows don't always show you everything. But that's what deleted scenes specials are for! All canon pairings. Rated T for some mild language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008
Secrets of a Matchmaker by KiraKira-Kirimi reviews
Noah let the biggest secret of his entire life slip. To Geoff. Ah, what havoc is sure to ensure! No pun intended. Noah x Cody, other canons. On OFFICIAL hiatus until December.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,120 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Noah, Cody
Fill In The Blank by Contemperina reviews
A random assortment of oneshots covering moments that were mysteriously absent from the show. Chapter 6: Some strange things are going on back on the island during the Playa De Losers episode. Others include: If You Can't Take The Heat, Up The Creek...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Ocean Beauty by Jazzy-Chan reviews
It's forbidden for a mermaid and a human to fall in love. But that won't stop a love-stuck mermaid to win the heart of a laid-back human. GxB with the minor coupling of DxC, TxG and NxC Story has a little slash
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,006 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Geoff, Bridgette
23 Presents by Imagi reviews
He was homeschooled, crude and sexist. He didn’t fit in and he certainly didn’t belong. So why on earth would he send them a Christmas present? Holiday story featuring the TDI cast. Be prepared you are in for one heck of a wild ride. :D Enjoy! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,496 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ezekiel - Complete
The Elementals of Wawanakwa by Scalec reviews
TDI has a secret. Hidden on the island are 22 relics that hold power over the elements. These are found by the campers and give them extraordinary gifts. But like all hero stories, a horrible enemy arrives. WARNING! T/G is ruined, N/C will be one side.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009
TDI Talk Show! by Jenn the Cat reviews
Yup, it's another TDI talk show fic. Watch, er, read me as I torture the contestants one by one. Flames accepted. Rated T for some mature themes. ALL CAMPERS INTERVIEWED.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Twisted Realities by Amethyst Ocean reviews
It's a series of short stories where everything has been tipped on its head! Contains severe AU and gratuitous abuse of our favorite characters. Chapter 7: When stealing, gambling, tobacco, and fighting don't quite work out for a pirate, what else will?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,945 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
Courtney Let's Go by iluvvhugs reviews
Duncan has been hitting on Courtney was a while, and she hasn't budged much. Will Courtney finally give in? Rated T for kissing, minor language, and just in case..
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
Teenagers and Turmoil by Lunarwriter reviews
New Chapter Eight! Disregard the box below. “Guys are better at everything, huh!” His face was turning red as he was struggling for breath. His pale, scrawny hands clasped around her muscled arms. “Except…birth…” He gasped. High-school-fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,928 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
The Side Unseen by DubbleV reviews
Duncan and Courtney. What happens when Duncan and Courtney spend time togeather? will it end badly, or will something more come out of it? T to be safe. Complete
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,135 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Fortuitous by His.Pointy.Tongued.Majesty reviews
It's funny how quickly one not so preferable situation can turn into an extremely preferable one. At least, Duncan thinks so. Courtney...? Not so much.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,963 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Love Ain't Easy, It's Ezzy by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
TDA's Playa des Losers is a hotbed of drama, frustration, and hormones. Tempers and passions flare, histories are delved into, and a new couple, Ezekiel and Izzy, is formed by the chaos. A mature Ezzy story.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 141,014 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - [Izzy, Ezekiel] Bridgette, Tyler - Complete
Keeping the Promise by MysteryArtist reviews
Sequal to 'New Years Resolutions'. Bridgette / Geoff. Duncan / Courtney. Trent / Gwen. OneShot. Ten years later, the guys come back for the girls, keeping the promise they made ten years ago on New Years Eve.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Love Sick by Winter-Rae reviews
Poor Eva. After spending the night in the rain she’s got a terrible cold and has been told to stay in bed. Who’s going to look after her? Ezekiel and Justin can't so that leaves...Noah of course. Main pairing: Eva/Noah.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Eva, Noah - Complete
Portal To Another World by KaiTO1412KiD reviews
When the TDI contestants find a portal that takes them to another world aka our world where they are known as cartoons, who will they meet? Will they ever get back to their world? Why am I asking you all these questions? Read to find out, R&R plz!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Catfight by CurlyQPride reviews
NoahxHeather. Might make you laugh.. Might not XD Oneshot, no flamers allowed inside! Mwahaha. What happens when Chris wants the campers to do a little karatayyy?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Noah, Heather - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by ChipmunkFanatic reviews
D/C Baised on the song by Brad Paisely. Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart... You just wish you could.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Getting Lucky by JoeMerl reviews
Gwen and Cody have a little talk after an interesting night together. Gwen/Cody, rated T for inappropriate silliness and double entendre.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Gwen, Cody] - Complete
A TDI Haunting by Jenn the Cat reviews
It's just another TDI reunion fic, right? Wrong! Strange things have been happening in the camp that could put the campers' lives at risk. Could a ghost be haunting about? Containing material from the Discovery Channel horror show, A Haunting.DISCONTINUED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008
The Santa Under The Ice by Parody-lover reviews
Third in the TDI Murder Series. It's the holidays and you know what that means...High octane chases on ice,mistletoe kisses, presents and murder. FINALLY UPDATED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
One Thing I Can Do by Cereal-Killa reviews
DxC. If there is one thing Duncan can do, it's what he's been doing since he first met his Princess. Duncan and Courtney One-Shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Worst Fears by mende5525 reviews
She cost them the challenge, she should have gone home. But she didn't, Tyler did. How did Duncan prevent Courtney from getting eliminated and what does he have planned for her next. Set right after "Phobia Factor"
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Talk Shows on Mute by loveyourbiggestfan reviews
It's the same story everytime - boys meets girl, stuff happens here, girl gets hit with a fruit bowl..." "Gloria is NOT a man!" "...yeah, they're totally going out." A bunch of mixed-up pieces that somehow tell a story. Heather/Ezekiel, R&R.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Heather, Ezekiel - Complete
Total Drama Valentines by ryoko11 reviews
Set after episode 5 of Total Drama Action, and contains SPOILERS. Chris challenges all the contestants from both seasons to compete in a Valentines contest with the sweetheart of their choice. Mostly pairings from the show, with some surprises.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Leshawna, Harold
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Hello Again, Criminal by mende5525 reviews
Sequel to 'Hello Again, Princess.' Courtney and Duncan have broken up and year’s later fate throws them back together. She still plays by the rules, he still breaks them, are they still in love with each other? Please read!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Sleepy Head by Cereal-Killa reviews
Short and sweet Dxc."Hey, Nerdy Redhead!" Pushing my hand to my forehead, I thought about the green mohawked teen inside who hadn't slept in four days. I felt so sorry for him. Duncan and Courtney oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
To The Movies by Surfer Girl Forevuh reviews
Noah and Katie go to the movies on a date. But, why is Noah so relucant to see the movie? And, what is his older sister planing? crappy summery, crappy title, funny story with some fluff. Rated 'T' just to be on the safe side. Hope you all enjoy the story
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Noah, Katie - Complete
Of Cynical Bookworms and Blondes by Winter-Rae reviews
Lindsey's been chasing after Noah all week and no one can figure out why. Noah's been avoiding Lindsey all week and this has the guys questioning his sanity, among other things. Main pairing: Noah/Lindsey Side pairing: Tyler/Bridgette
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Lindsay, Noah - Complete
Subtle yet Effecient by Lunarwriter reviews
She worked with the biggest heartthrob in the school. He needs to make sure this pretty boy knows where the boundaries lay. 1St up is DuncanXCourtney. 2/3 of this pairing's chap done.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Guns & Kisses by XXemmyXX81 reviews
Cody's Dead. Who's next? DXC OneShot
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Totally Condemned Island by DeadmanDairyland reviews
Parody of The Condemned. Same island. Same cast. Same Chris. Different game.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Duncan, Chris M. - Complete
Total Drama Waiting by Silent Talking Disaster reviews
Chris decides to bring everyone back for a few more challenges until it's time for Total Drama Action.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009
Huzzah! This Beeth a TDI Medieval Storyeth! by Quartzy and Sue reviews
Huzzah! One rainy day the TDI campers stumble across a book about a medieval tale. The thing is it's about themselves! The story by a mysterious C.Hatchet is about a kingdom at risk of destruction from one Princess Heather. Couples C/D, B/C,B/G, G/T&L/T
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008
Prairie Boy and Nature Girl by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The contestants cannot escape from Total Drama, and they're forced into the sixth season. On the bus ride there, Bridgette talks to Ezekiel, and she might get to like the lonely prairie boy. Ezekiel x Bridgette one-shot, for all those asking for one.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
The Worst Part by Account is now Inactive reviews
Falling in love doesn't always guarantee happiness... at least, not at first. DxC Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Total Drama Road Trip by NeoChick reviews
Total Drama Studios returns with an all new season with twice the action, twice the drama! All your favorite contestants return! DxC GxT BxG and much more! Chapter 5: Mountain Mayhem
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Karma by Nate River1 reviews
“I hope you get everything your karma owes you.” Heather centric story.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Heather - Complete
Veil by Ivydoll reviews
MerryPippin. Implied SamFrodo. The veil is so vague as to be maddening. Melancholy, grief, and distress have followed Merry and Pip home to the shire, where they must reach catharsis. Revised 12-23-14.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Hobbit's Alphabet by Lowri Brandybuck reviews
Alphabet of Hobbit SLASH ficlets mostly MP Includes SF SLASH and MPREG and angst 'Haven't you got washing up to obsess over'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 6,876 - Follows: 517 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The love of Mary Sue by marysuewriterhere reviews
Mary Sue goes to Hogwarts. Everyone loves Mary Sue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2004
Flashing Lights and Arcade Games by Ivory-Bride reviews
The Fellowship is whisked away to Earth, where they find a curious place called an “arcade.” They become quite addicted to the game Dance Dance Revolution… *funny slash* *stupid humor* I hope you laugh...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Who Doesn't Love Noah? Noah The Great reviews
Hiya! I got the idea for this fic from all the We Love Chris Mclean fics going around. But what's the difference here? This one is for Noah! Yayz! I need eighteen girls.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Noah
Totally Supernatural reviews
This is another starring you fic... yeah, I know, I know. The only difference is that all campers must have superpowers! I need eleven girls and eleven guys! Please send in! PS, hosted by the ever-lovely Chris Mclean and his cohost Chef Hatchet.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
TDI starring you! reviews
HI! this is my season two, a send in fic! Takes place at dear ol' camp wawanakwa. Rated T, but just for possible kissing and severely mild language. Episode two part 1 up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
Stars in the Ceiling reviews
Angsty Heather-centric. First in my depressing one-shot series. T for hopelessness.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Heather, Gwen - Complete
Fluffshots reviews
Yeah... we need more fluff, so I wrote this... WARNING: EXTREME FLUFF! 3- Bunny- ahem, Ricardo- contemplates.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Courtney's Island reviews
This is Total Drama Island from Courtney's point of view. Don't worry, plenty of DxC fluff later on. Hopefully not to OOC. Please R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
Diary reviews
Courtney's diary about what happened at Paintball deer hunter. might or might not be a one-shot. it depends! T for @# % &*.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
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