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Author has written 9 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.
'This is my partner John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt. We used to share the name. I had to change it due to the fact that every time we would go out, people would shout.' - Psych
I am Fyre, and my goal is to one day somehow rule the world. But first, I'll eat this Oreo. (Munch)
Evilness must rein supreme...
...and penguins must run free.
Age: Figure it out.
Avatar: Panakin and I won Grammy's!!! Kidding; it's our celebrity look-alikes Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez, who, oddly, are BFF's. Can anyone else say 'Twilight Zone'?
I'm a CHRISTIAN and more than proud of it. The only reason you don't see all those copy and pastes about it is because (a) I want to put my faith in my own words, not others, and (2) because my profile's long enough XD
I HATE Profanity. Honestly. If you send me a PM with ANY in it, I will not respond. Also, If you ask me to Beta for you, the least you could do is bleep those words out. Thank you.
I am now on FictionPress (Though I haven't posted anything) as Cute and Deadly Inc
I am a Member of the somehow-dubbed 'Triple Threat'. The Triple Threat is stories that are Save-The-Fandom Avatar Stories. This consists of three stories; I Love Bad FanFiction! by Jiao-Jie, Summer's Day by Sun Daughter, and Fyre's Guide to Creativity by Forever Fyre. (If you want a bit extra, read Fyre's Guide to the Ultimate Story. The Quatro Threat didn't sound as cool)
Records: I have the Longest Avatar Parody Story out there! WOW!
Fyre's Guide to Korra
Feel like a Monster
Avatar: The Legend of Korra: ...I basically think Mako's Scarf, Amon's Mask, and Asami's Racing Goggles need to band together to rule the world.
Stole it all from Summer:
Will You Review Me? But of course! I will review anything, except M rated fics, fics rated for...content - don't make me say it - and slash fics. Those get me out of my comfort zone, seriously. Anyways, if you want a review, PM me, and I'll try and get it to you within that week.
My review style? My reviews look like this:
Will You Beta Me? My reviews aren't beta-ing enough for you people? Fine. Make DocX connections with me, and I'll send you a PM of subjestions, ideas, and PLOT TWISTS. Also, if you ever need anything for your story (Plot twists, original ideas, humor) Ask me.
Do you Flame? If you tick me/my sister off, then heck yeah. If not, I'm the sweetest girl ever. RIGHT CAPTIVES?
(Captives, who are gagged and bound, nod)
Flames and Swords
Fyre's Guide to Creativity
Forever Fyre's InspiredByFyre! Week 2011
Fyre's Halloween Spook-Tacular!
Fyre's Guide to the Ultimate Story
My name is Panakin, and my goal is to slap that oreo out of my little sister's mouth.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY FFN ACCOUNT?!?
Goober/Goobers: Used in place of 'Gosh' in sentences like 'Oh, my Gosh!' to become 'Oh, my Goober!'
Froogle/Froogles/Froogling: Used in sentences like 'What the Froogles are you talking about?' and 'You woke me up at five in the Froogling morning???'
Gooberlicious: Used to say something is 'DA BOMB!' by saying 'That's Gooberlicious!'
Rabbits: Used in place of 'Dang' or 'Dang it'. Instead of saying 'Dang it, Fyre!' you could say 'Rabbits, Fyre!'
Shoelaces: Used in place of 'Holy Cow!' (or others...) you instead could say 'Holy Shoelaces', or, since Shoelaces aren't Holy, you could say simply 'Shoelaces!'
My favorite Quotes:
(You can put these in your profile, just say where you got em ;)
I HEART THE WINKY FACE ;D - Fyre
Ron Stoppable: I mean, when Life gives you lemons...
Rubber Bands can and will hurt you. - Fyre
I have two brains in my head! Too bad neither one works right... - Fyre
You put two geniuses together, you get some rocket that made it to the moon. You put two idiots together, and you get two idiots making up weird phrases. - Panakin and Fyre
Find a fruit and blame it for your problems. Then eat it. - Fyre's advice to Panakin
Yeah I'm a disorianted Whack-Job. You got a with problem that? - Panakin reading the correct version of this phrase (She was like 'Wait, what???')
Fyre (Doing a paper for school): What's an orange food?
Fyre (On the phone with Panakin): I hear your dad screaming in the background and I think MY family's weird.
I like my own little world. The temperature's great! - Fyre
Have a nice existance! Or don't...I really don't care at this point - Fyre to Panakin when she was hanging up from her at 10:30 at night.
Ahhh, stupidity. - Fyre dying of laughter while watching TV
Monk: I'm on the list.
Pat Sajac: Why Do you have to whoosh?
Leanord: Just...don't mess with Sheldon, he's one lab explosion away from a super villan!
'Sure. Why not? And after the sun's down we can all pile in my pickup and go skinny-dipping down at the crick, because today's the day we stop making sense!' - Sheldon Cooper
'It just makes me wanna LOL out loud' - Adrian Monk
Face it like a Man! - Fyre to Panakin (Loooooooong story)
MORE TO COME!
AZULA FAN CLUB
Please put the following in your profile, join the Azula Fanfic Fan Club! PM me if you want to join!
PREZ: Me (This is embarassing, I just changed it from BlueFireGirl1237) Forever Fyre
Vice Prez: Passion (Passionworks)
Enforcer (Breaking peoples legs): Jiao-jie Evil smiley >:)
Azula went crazy for a reason, A few words to explain?:
Imagine, being abandoned by your only friends,
Your own Mother thinking you were a monster,
Your dad is the only one who you think loves you,
So the only way you could make yourself feel good,
Then you go to a mental health facility,
Think about this before you say "AZULA IS SOOO EVIL AND CRAZY!! I HATE HER!!" Cause that's just hurtful.
COPY AND PASTE!
IF you support the Fire Nation, put this into your profile
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
After over 50 years of scientific research, we found out the saying goes, "Girls rule and boys drool!"
99% of teen girls would absolutly FREAK if Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber got kidnapped. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the sane 1% who would be happily poking their captives with a spork, while threatening to save the teen girl population. (You know what that means lol)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I honestly don't want to know...)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, why?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .neve rmind.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.)
On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O)
People said it was impossible to fly. I smile and show them an Airplane.
(Fyre wisdom, we are Superheroes!)
What famous musicians have taught me:
TobyMac Taught me you can have ADHD, write a Rock-Metal-Dance-Opera song, and be famous. (Boomin'/Opera Trip) Hannah Montana Taught me that as a little girl, you are blind and deaf (The Best of Both Worlds) The Beatles Taught me to be checked for insanity before I try to make a career of singing. (I am the Walrus) Don McLean Taught me an 8-minute long song (American Pie) The Black Eyed Peas Taught me a bunch of songs that we be horrible to have played at your funeral (Boom Boom Pow, I Gotta Feelin', the Time) Justin Bieber Taught me as a teenage girl, you are blind and deaf. (Baby) Skillet Taught me feeling like a monster is perfectly normal. (Monster) Taylor Swift Taught me every guy is 'The one', then he breaks up with you (Love Story, Picture to Burn) (Repost and add some of your favorites...or non-favorites)
To sum things up, I'm insane, unorganized, a little crazy, weird, just plain strange...