Hi all!

Where to start?! Well, I'm a 29-y.o. student in Ireland, studying a in UC Dublin. Been ejoying all your writing without contributing myself - too nervous to try!!

Contact me:

roberttedders(at)yahoo(dot)com- My Yahoo! ID roberttedders(at)hotmail(dot)com - My MSN ID OR robert.tedders(at)gmail(dot)com - My Gmail/GTalk ID

I Like:

- A fluffy love story

- GentWard

- DaddyWard (if he's done well - e.g. 'Introducing Renesmee')

- Happy endings (even if it takes a thousand chapters to get there)

- Completed stories

- Good, COMPLETE HP fics(emphasis on COMPLETE)

I Hate

- Cliffies

- Authors that don't finish their stories or take months to update

- Authors who consistently post A/N's as full Ch.'s when using their profile would do

I would appreciate any and all help in finding both of these fics. If you would like to help, but have any questions, PM me here on FFN, or email me - preferably with the Yahoo! address given above. Thanks!!

So, let me get this straight...Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce #9, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really? Re-post to your page if you are proud to support equal rights

History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word:

10th - "Scattered f*ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f* did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th- "You want WHAT on the f*ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f*ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f*ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f* are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f*ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f* was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f*ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

AND ... drum roll please ..

1st... "Sh*t... I haven't switched the f*ing mike off!" Gordon Brown - 2010

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...(bold the ones that apply to you)
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
We didn't have terrorists, we had Team Rocket.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Caribbean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that * monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
The question on everyone's lips was "Scooby Doo, where are you?" not "Where's Waldo?"

Help me find a story:

It's BxE

She's much older as a human, like a thirty-something

He changes her too early without her explicit consent(she'd wanted to remain human a while longer).

It causes angst in the family

They nearly leave over it - NOT to Italy, more a lá RoseXEm

They finally manage to reconcile things, but instead of high school, BxE end up doing college

It ends as a sort-of HEA but with the family dynamic changed as a result of all of this

Help me find a story:

This one is also BxE

They married, and they end up adopting some human kids

Their son Robbie ends up nearly getting a divorce 'cause he can't tell his wife the woman he's been 'seeing' on the side is actually his mother

They finally have to come clean, which leaves the poor son's wife gobsmacked.