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Author has written 4 stories for X-overs, Star Wars, DC Superheroes, Tales of Symphonia, and Marvel.

The Ultimate crazy super hero fan is HERE!!

Likes: One Piece, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El), Naruto, Teen Titans, Smallville, Raven, Dc comics, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, Iron Man, pretty much all things Marvel, people who hope HinataXNaruto will happen (What? It fits!), any one who thinks that this site needs more Naruto and One piece cross overs, Star wars (Best. Sci-fi show. Ever.), 8 bit theater (comics), Yu-gi-oh the Abridged series, Rosario Vampire, Negima, Shonen jump, Bleach,Avatar the last airbender (Sokka rules!!), Tales of Symphonia, Harry Potter (series), people who review my stories, and harem fics. What! They're hilarious! Also I like ranting, it's very fun.

Dislikes: yaoi, espesially zoroxsanji or narutoxsasuke, Darksied (Or do I just love to hate him?), anyone who thinks religion is stupid (no you are!!), anyone who hates star wars (does anyone actuallly hate star wars? Dislike maybe, but hate?), anyone who thinks anime is stupid (but its sooo cool!!) , people who swear (around me), people who have a crush on Edward (from twilight, that guy REALLY needs to take a shower and get a unique style, He's HOW OLD? he also needs to learn how to fight.) , edward fangirls , PEOPLE WHO READ AND NEvER REVIEW!!!!!!!!

My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet Kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real and then met him/her, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate the fact that Twilight is getting so much hype when there are so many other better books out there, copy and paste this into your profile. (heh heh making twilight fans angry is fun!)

If you wish you could meet an anime character in a dark alley, and then kill said anime character (Or permanently injure them, if you want to be even more cruel) because of the evil (or downright stupid) things they've done, copy and paste this run-on sentence into your profile.

If you ever had a dream where you were your own biggest hero, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you also believe that your need to be more humble because of the above, Copy and paste THIS into your profile.

If you think that you're insane, join the club by copying and pasting this into your profile.

If you think your insanity is a good thing, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Bella is a necrophiliac by being with Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have lost the game so many times that it's starting to get old, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a sad dream, and woke up crying, and wish you could remember your dream, Copy and paste this into your profile.

My Ranting and Stolen emotional pieces.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry that I was raised with respect, not to sleep with you when you were drunk.
I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry, I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry, I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry, I would rather wait to marry you than just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry, I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry, I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry that I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough Courage to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I found this on someone else's profile, and while I've changed/modified a bit of it to mesh with my personal standards, (Sorry Kyuuki-Sama), I would be lying if I said that I hadn't had a similar experience myself. I've always had a bad time with being too nice I suppose, because it's never gotten me anywhere, subtly gets me no where either. Girls would rather listen to their friends who point at nice (And good looking sometimes too... Just saying.) guys, and look down on us because "we don't party like them" or because we're "Different, weird, losers..." Not all men have to drink, smoke, and swear to be cool. While I respect that some people choose to accept those things in their lives, plenty of us that don't are looked down on by these girls who only care what 'Everyone else' thinks. Well what do you think!? What do you feel? Good people will walk out of your life before you realize they are there. Walking with the crowd is easy, but running on your own is worth it.

I am a person who is looked down upon, and basically ignored. I have values that others don't care to have. And there are tons of guys with similar values who, like me, are looked down on because we're 'no fun.' Nice guys who would never dream of doing something to hurt a girl, woman or child. And yet, nothing. Girls go with guys who are 'safe' meaning they abuse substances and girls and people and their talents and gifts and only care about themselves.

I never let on in public that I feel like people look at me because of what I believe in a rude or arrogant way. Rejected because we're just that-one-guy, the outsider, the shy one. I never let on that people who hurt others on purpose to feel better make my blood boil. I've never let it slip that I've wanted to kill some guys because of the way that they look at woman like objects. They're not, they deserve better men. Men who would rather die than hurt them. Men who just fade in the back ground because we actually care.

A person once told me, "You know that this world has become truly dark, when love, is the only behaviour that surprises us." And they're not just referring to falling in love either, they meant doing things like holding the door for someone, keeping a smile on your face, being kind even. Or just asking someone else how they are doing.

I'm not going to stop being kind and caring. I won't stop being me.

A little piece I found on another profile:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Favorite quotes

from Yu-Gi-Oh The Abriged Series

quote 1

Yami: Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Seto: Yah so?

yami: Well thats against the rules isn't it?

Seto : Screw the rules I have Money!! (and in his dream) Screw the rules I have green hair!


Yugi: Super special awsome!


Steve the mime (the creepy mime dude that marik controls to use Slifer/Orisis against yugi)/Marik: "I summon Slifer the Executive Producer! You better watch out Yugi, because Slifer is about to executive produce the crap out of you!!


Seto: Screw the money I have rules! wait... Let me try that again.

From Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3 movies)


Jack: Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when they'll do something incredibly... stupid.


Jack: why is the rum always gone? (boat sways making his already tipsy self more clumsy) Oh, that's why.


Jack: I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it!


Jack: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?(Gibbs, Cotton, and the monkey raise their hand along with a few other characters) I'm standing over there with them.

From Amazing Spider-man

Spider-man: "Look man, if your going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief"

From THOR:

Thor, (to Sif): And who proved to the world that woman can just as fierce a warrior as any man?

Sif: I did!

Thor: Yes, and I supported you.

From Teen Titans:

Raven:(To Beast Boy) I respect, that you do not eat meat. Please respect, that I will never eat fake meat.

From The Infinity Orb


By random people:

(can't remember); The pen is mightier than the sword.

Me: When was the last time you saw a swordsman get his butt handed to him by a calligrapher?

Heres a comical response when I said that line once: "weren't most Samurai also calligraphers?"


Tony: "They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree, I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."


Tony: "Is it better to be feared, or respected? I ask, is it too much to ask for both?"

From Star Wars Expanded Universe (Not sure which book)

Luke Skywalker: "The Force, may not have a Dark side, but we do. we must choose."

Quotes from unknown sources (Or I subconsciously forgot I came up with them, which is unlikely):

'Power and it's source is not good or evil, the methods with which it is used or obtained is how we determined if a person needs to be brought to justice. Darkness and Light is a completely different concept from good and evil. Although Darkness often corrupts people more often than Light, that is not the power's fault, but it's wielder. Light is just as capable of destruction as Darkness, if the power is used in an evil manner. Good and evil does not come from power or the persons ancestry, but their choices. Because choice is the ultimate power, which can go to the extreme of both good and evil.'


'We all have the capability for Righteousness and Wickedness, but the beauty of this world is that we get to chose which path to take, sadly it is also the cause of all the worlds strife.'

A wise man.

'Most crimes and wars were caused by a fight between men over one thing, a woman.'

A wiser man.

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Fallen insert by Regal Bryant Lover reviews
Reality is a dark, cold place for me. People are mean and bully others, namely me. I want to run away from it, but what about when my escape becomes my new reality? Where can I go? Is there anywhere I belong? Where paradise has become my prison Under revision. One sided O.C.X Regal.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 137 - Words: 539,027 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - [Regal B., OC]
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 10,250 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Tales of a Parody of a Self Insert by tiger002 reviews
With so many self inserts out there, I decided to have fun with one. Comical characters find themselves if the greatest video game ever. Read if you want to laugh. Rated T for some violence and disturbing content.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,399 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009
Remnants of a Shinobi's Fire by ippus67 reviews
[ON HIATUS until Naruto ends] Konoha has fallen. Desperate to escape, our heroes turned to the sea for refuge. Watch as they struggle to find their place in the New World and take back what they've lost. Alliances are formed, cover ups are unraveled, and the Void Century blurs reality. Team Seven–centric. Strong!Sakura.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Straw Hats P.
Official Fanfiction University OFUATLA by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
The characters of the Avatar world are getting really annoyed at all the bad fics you're making-especially the romance ones! Join them at the Official Fanfiction University of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and learn just WHY Zutara could never be!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,662 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Aang, Zuko
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Tales From the Grand Line by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Travelling to a new world in search for Sirius Black, Harry manages to get tangled in with one pirate captain named Monkey D. Luffy and his crew. Adventure awaits!
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,833 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P.
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Across Time and Space by Ben Thryss reviews
Ben Skywalker never would have thought he'd become a time traveller. Much less a time traveller with two years of memories missing. Now, in the final year of the Clone War, he struggles to find his place in the universe and reclaim the family he once had. I GIVE UP. THIS STORY IS DEAD. SEE MY PROFILE FOR THE PREVIEW OF THE PHOENIX THAT WILL RISE FROM ATAS' ASHES...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ben S., Ahsoka T.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
52 Ways to Annoy Vlad by Kirani56 reviews
Danny has to stay for two months with Vlad. After the first week, Vlad hasn't been doing any evil schemes lately, boring Danny to death. Tucker sends him a list of what we are all familiar with…
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of Doom by Xyder reviews
Doctor Doom's time machine breaks down, creating a new timeline. Now trapped Doom starts his plan of world conquest with the help of his natural scientific knowledge and adopted son Lelouch.
Crossover - Marvel & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Lelouch L.
Kitsune on Campus by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Naruto finds himself in a strange city, Mahora Acadamy. Unable to return to Konoha he begins a new life, but having to take take of a 10 year old mage and his class will prove difficult, even for him. Pairings undecided. Naruto/Negima crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 242,522 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Raikiri Triken: The Three Souls Swordsman by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Harry Potter is possessed by the spirits of Shishio Makoto, Himura Kenshin, and Seta Sojiro. Carrying their three swords, Harry hunts down the supposedly dead Voldemort. Just one problem: the Dark Lord is staying with his cousin, the snake sannin. Chp25!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,038 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
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Dark Symphonia reviews
Tired of being treated like a fool, Zelos went to the Sorceress Circe to increase his power in magic. He is given tests and trials in order to gain more power. In his latest test, he has been sent to a dark mirror version of his own world, one where Lloyd and the others have become dictators over the new world. How will Zelos react? Enter Zelos: The Revolutionary!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Zelos W.
The Infinity Orb reviews
His memories erased, his friends forgotten, and lovers lost. One dark moment changed the fate of one man's soul, stripping him of everything. Now for Creation to survive, he'll need to fight an old foe with no clue of why or how. Teen Titans/DC comics, Marvel Comics, One Piece. Bleach, Naruto, Yugioh, Tales of Symphonia. Star wars, Negima references. On haiatus.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,801 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009
One Last Chance, An Infinity Orb Story reviews
Anakin Skywalker is given one last shot at life by a mysterious girl. But he gets more than he bargined for when he gets stuck teaching her less-than graceful student. And turning to Ahsoka for help might just make things worse. Time Travel. Before Yuzzhan Vong War. Some Legion of Superheroes and Teen Titans references.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
Doomsday Vs the Marvel Universe reviews
Doomsday is taken to another dimension by Tyler to seal the beast away. But they accidentally landed in a very famous version of New York City, can even the combined powers of two Avengers teams and the Fantastic Four defeat the beast that killed Superman?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011
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