The Clever Blonde
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Joined 01-07-09, id: 1796545, Profile Updated: 02-28-10
Author has written 3 stories for X-Men: The Movie.

HEY!!

Well, my names Courtney, and I'm from the lonely little island of New Zealand.

I love reading, writing, fencing, eating, sleeping, talking, mocking, acting and various other verbs.

I'm currently in college. Blah.

PAIRINGS I SHIP:

Victor/Kitty (X-men)

Rogue/Logan (X-men)

NightCrawler/Kitty (X-men)

Donna/Doctor (Doctor Who)

Glitch/DG (Tin Man)

Harley Quinn/The Joker (Batman)

David/Star (Lost Boys)

Count Olaf/Violet (Lemony Snicket)

Kevin/Macy (JONAS)

Prue/Rax (Love Lessons)

Dustfinger/Meggie (Inkheart)

Crepsley/OC (Vampires Assistant)

and a WHOOLLLE lot more XD

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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What The Cat Dragged In by psyche b. mused reviews
Helping 'damsels in distress' just wasn't his thing...he was more accustomed to distressing them in the first place. Unfortunately, Kelly doesn't know that... Victor Creed/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,736 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
Switched Realities by eurekawriter reviews
Justin and Alex Russo wake up one morning and find themselves married with a one year old girl. They try and do everything possible to return to the reality they know, but what will it come down to in the end?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
A Single, Simple Sock is a Girl's Best Friend by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo reviews
This is the story of how two friends and their love for the finer things in life saved the mansion, destroyed the Professor's sanity, drove Scott Summers to change his identity, and brought one of them closer to Logan. Craziness, just because I can and wanted it to be that way.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Writing on the Dry Wall by QueenofOld reviews
Each hole, dent or claw mark represented a chapter in the story of Marie and Logan's volatile 4 year relationship. Marie recalls the all-consuming passion, delicious sex and deep-seated resentment they shared as she makes repairs to their room. ROGAN.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Dance by thecolorsilver reviews
Ambrose and DG attend a ball as a couple. Azkadellia then gives DG some advice, will she take it?
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Glitch, DG - Complete
Bedfellows by Iellix reviews
Plagued by nightmares at the Ice Palace, DG finds comfort in someone to help keep the spooks away. DGxGlitch implied, oneshot.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - DG, Glitch - Complete
shameless fluff by zorrie reviews
title says it all : dgXglitch, of course! twoshot, no plot to speak of. what it lacks in purpose it makes up for in cute.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Glitch, DG - Complete
Brother Raw Explains It All For You by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Also known as Raw's Guide to Humans, for Young Viewers. Slightly crackfic, the POV of an empath.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Raw - Complete
If I Had Words by SilverGinkgo reviews
DGxGlitch Things have begun to return to normal for almost everyone in the O.Z except for DG and Glitch. Glitch is well aware of his growing feelings from the younger princess while DG is trying to adapt to a new life style and world.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2007 - DG, Glitch - Complete
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Xmen Chatroom reviews
When not fighting super villians or getting cats down from trees, the X-men ALWAYS have a little time for online chatting. crack.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sabretooth, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
What she doesn't know reviews
Well if Victor wants to keep Kitty, he'll do what he damn well likes. Its his nature. KittyxVictor. Rated M.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat, Sabretooth
The Sabertooth and the Kitten reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots about the best paring in the world - Victor Creed and Kitty Pryde. Dont' like, don't read sister! Or perhaps brother. And Victor is of course Liev Schriebers verson!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sabretooth, Kitty