Desert Starr
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Joined 01-07-09, id: 1796765, Profile Updated: 05-21-15
Author has written 5 stories for Resident Evil, and Hatoful Boyfriend.

I LIIIIVE! sort of. i added a new thing and it may or may not go anywhere, like all the others. enjoy, i suppose.


for those who aren't familiar, i'm Desert. i'm going on 24 now, still living on the east coast of the US. slowly but surely, i'm figuring out how to adult. in the meantime, i play pokemon and Zelda games and write bad Resident Evil fanfiction that never gets finished ever. i've been dealing with some personal issues - major depression that culminated in fairly serious thoughts of suicide during my most recent semester of college. due to this, i have been taking a break from school to work and sort my shit out. the aforementioned depression has made it difficult to keep writing, which is why this site hasn't seen an update from my in forever. that and working two jobs to keep myself fed because this is America and even the greater than minimum wage i receive at one job is still not enough.

if anyone cares, i also have an account called schaadenfreude over on the Nuzlocke forums and i've posted a few runs there. only one's finished, but the likelihood of me going back to them is greater than me finishing any of the fics here. my dA account has little bits and pieces too (same username, schaadenfreude) and may end up with the dubious honor of hosting my attempt to make a comic out of my favorite Nuzlocke run.

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The Devil's Queen by the crazy hobos of doom reviews
She didn't mind dancing with the devil, as long as it suited her needs. Pre-RE5, Excella/Wesker
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,448 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - A. Wesker, Excella G.
State of Flux by lemon-sprinkles reviews
Everyone's life is continually changing- melding and reforming again and again throughout the days, months, and years. For Chris, his life was always in a constant state of flux, giving him little time for reflection. WeskerxChris
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 226,338 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Evil Letters to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Finally, a series! Several characters have finished playing the RE-games, and a lot of them have something to complain about. Read their letters to Capcom. Four; Chris on RE5! About time.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009
Wesker's Second Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing Resident Evil 5 and isn't too pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed second letter to Capcom.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Wesker's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing RE Code: Veronica X and he is not pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed letter to Capcom. Also mentions RE4 and 5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Heated Tenacity by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
She worked for Terrasave and waited, but for what, she never told anyone. Her brother was gone on an assignment. Jill was missing, and everything seemed to be drawing them toward Africa. The word haunted her. Wesker was there. Sequel to Reverberations.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Reverberations by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire, one of the infected, is starting a new job, but Wesker's shadow continues to fall over her. When his employers take an interest in her, she'll need to watch her back and prepare to fight. Sequel to Adaptation 3.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,220 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Adaptation 3 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire and Chris are doing fine on their own, but Claire is still infected and worried about what's happening to her body. When the only person who has answers is her enemy, life becomes increasingly complicated. Part 3, sequel to Infection.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Infection 2 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire takes her place on the anti-Umbrella team, but her path soon crosses with Wesker's once again. This time there is more at stake, especially after her exposure to a dangerous, new strain of virus. Sequel to Resistance.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Resistance 1 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Claire is determined to help stop the viral, chain reaction that Umbrella originally caused, but when she steals a virus from Wesker, she gets more than she bargained for. Part I of a very long series ranging from pre to post RE5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,235 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
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Resident Evil: Origins
bad title pun is bad, sorry i'm not sorry. this is something of a biography exploring Wesker's early years leading up to the Mansion. updates will be sporadic, and the rating will likely change.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Published: 5/6/2014
Faithful reviews
Annette Birkin is caught between the man she married for love, and the man who can actually give her what she thinks she needs.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - A. Wesker, Annette B.
Living For You reviews
Yuuya feels drabble. contains backstory from BBL, so be aware of spoilers
Hatoful Boyfriend - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Yuuya S., Sakuya Le Bel S. - Complete
Guidance reviews
Before the outbreaks in Raccoon and Rockfort, Alexia Ashford comes onto the Umbrella scene, and encounters someone who could become her greatest ally.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - A. Wesker, Alexia A.
What If reviews
desert is kind of embarrassed to leave this up, but since it's her longest fic to date and all that jazz, it will stay. the likelihood of the promised revision are slim, at least until desert graduates and has a little more time.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,033 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete