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Joined 01-08-09, id: 1797382, Profile Updated: 01-29-15

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels." Faith Whittlesey

I'm a 30...something married geek who loves music, photography, movies, video games, pop culture references and playing with other people's characters. I have an unhealthy addiction to reading, which is of course what brought me to fanfiction in the first place. Fortunately my hubby is very supportive of my habit, I can only hope his support continues.

I read a lot of Terry Pratchett and fully believe that no matter what genre of story, there is always room for humor.

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I Shall Endure Book 2: In Plain Sight by Melysande reviews
Escaping Howe's attack, Lys Cousland leaves Highever burning behind her to travel south to find Fergus. Disguised as Mel, a mercenary, she will need all her intelligence & strength to survive the coming year as she joins friends, old & new, to battle Blight, Civil War & continuing Orlesian threats. A canon divergent view of the Fifth Blight. Cover image by I Heart Apostates
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 69 - Words: 495,925 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Alistair, Cousland] Loghain M. T.
There and Back Again by ElyssaCousland reviews
Sierra is a modern-day business consultant who finds herself suddenly in her favourite video game, Dragon Age. Her actions will change the history of Thedas. But what is a modern-day girl with too much knowledge supposed to do in a strange world surrounded by magic and monsters? M!Cousland Warden. No descriptive sex - for mature version, see There and Back Again - Unedited.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 122 - Words: 619,557 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/5 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Duncan, Cailan T.
Beneath The Surface by My-Bella reviews
One summer, an internship in Africa, bloodlust, sharp teeth, and a boatload of fear are all that stand in the way of Bella Cullen landing a job at the Atlanta Aquarium - As long as she doesn't count cocky shark expert Edward Masen on her list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 694,863 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Post Blight Management for Dummies by Zute reviews
Lucy, vastly pregnant, is ordered to Amaranthine to become the Warden-Commander. "I'll delegate a lot," she told Zevran. "It'll be a piece of cake."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 256,070 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Anders - Complete
Release by writingbabe reviews
Ten years after Edward and Alice abandoned her, Bella returns to Forks. What brings Alice to her door? Why has Edward moved into the Cullens' old house? And who helps Bella escape her painful past-in his playroom? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,151 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Windows by Saritadreaming reviews
When Bella arrives at Masen Island to finish her manuscript, she's faced with the resurgence of dreams and memories of the beautiful boy who glared at her in HS 4 years ago. Can she solve the mystery of Edward Cullen? 2ND PLACE WINNER PICK A PIC CHALLENGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,184 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Promises by Gingerella reviews
What if Edward came back to Forks the day Bella went cliff diving? What if he broke his promise because he couldn't stay away? What if Jake's temper got the best of him and Bella was too close?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,739 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
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