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Hi,my name is angel, yup. Well,I live in this crappy town in Ontario. I have bad-ass friends. I love Twilight and yeah...
LINKS FOR COSTUMES ( HALLOWEEN WITH THE CULLENS)
Edwrad is my favorite Twilight guy (Rob is a Sexsicle), but I have to point out that... JASPER TOTALLY KICKS ASS. the tree.
Random Quiz Thing:
This actually made me cry :
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES!!
4.Do you plan outfits? yup
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Bored
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my room.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? msn
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Edward in cowboys boots...yum
9. Did you meet anybody new today? uuhh...no.
10. What are you craving right now? Chocolate and Edward Cullen.
11. Do you floss? sometimes
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? THE CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, bitch.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim? Yesterday...
14. Are you emotional? Not at all. Okay...maybe occasionally. yes...stop pressuring me...
15. Would you dance to the taco song? huh? What the hell is that?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? If I tried really hard..I still probably couldnt do it.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I lick it...not that way...perverts.
18. Do you like your hair? Yeah...but sometimes its a pain in the ass.
19. Do you like yourself? sure...
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Rossif Sutherland. aw yeah.
21. Do you like cottage cheese? Im not sure...
22. What are you listening to right now? Tears of Heaven - Eric Clapton
23. How many countries have you visited? Florida
24. Are your parents strict? Sometimes, after my mom yells at the dishes, i am free.
25. Would you go sky diving? Hahaha no.
26. Would you go out to eat +with George W. Bush? I think my I.Q. would diminish, so no.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him? hand me a bag.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? nope.
29. Have you ever been in a castle? yup, old bitch woman hit me for touching a cutain, i was 5.
30. Do you rent movies often? sometimes.
31. Who sits within a 5 seat radius of you in class? don`t really pay attention to that.
32. Have you made a prank phone call? It wasn`t really a prank i just kinda screamed in the phone...
33. Do you own a gun? yup andi can use it legally.. so watch the fuck out.
34. Can you count backwards from 74? maybe...
35. Who are you going to be with tonight? Me, myslef and I, it`s gonna be a fuckin hoot.
36. Brown or white eggs? White
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yep
38. Ever been on a train? yup
39. Ever been in love? Yes, still am.
40. Do you have a cell-phone? iphone.
41. Are you too forgiving? It depends on what happened or how bitchy i am.
42. Do you use chap stick? yup
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? school...
44. Can you use chop sticks? Haha... no.
45. Ever have cream puffs? no... they look gross
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? what the fuck is that crap?
47. What was the last question you askeed ? "What the fuck was that?"
48. What was the last CD you bought? can`t remember...
49. Boys or girls? I like da dick.
50. What is your bus number for school? 29/28.
51. Is your hair curly? kinda.
52. Last time you cried? Last week.
53. Ever walked into a wall? Is Snooki a midget? Do the Smurfs creep me the fuck out? The obvious answers to all these questions are yes.
54. Do looks matter? Not really...if they love you for who you are, but it helps.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? What is that?
56. Have you ever slapped someone? not really...only when they`re being assholes or i feel like it.
57. Favorite time of the year? Fall and Winter, Halloween and Christmas break.
58. Favorite color? Black and Red
59. Are you sarcastic? No, I'm not sarcastic At. All.
60. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet, i`ll get one later.
61. The last person you held hands with? well, i had to help my friend off the floor...
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No, has to be pitch black.
63. Where was your default picture taken at? Don`t know, but it`s sexy as hell.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? ...you have no idea...
65. Do you like your life right now? yes
66. How often do you talk on the phone? Only to my guy, otherwise it`s pretty much a drive-by call.
67. What is your favorite animal? Cats and Dogs
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? Christmas Presents!
69. Do you have good vision? My vision is shit, if your two feet away from me, i won`t know who the fuck you are.
70. Can you hula hoop? I`m the champ!
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? fuck.no.
72. Do you have a job? School
73. Can you handle the truth? THE TRUTH!? I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! fuckers.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
My Life Soundtrack.
So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits: Drop In The Ocean - Ron Pope
Waking Up: Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
First Day at School: No Daddy - Teairra Mari
Making Your New Best Friend: Shake it - Metro Station
Falling In Love: Lips of An Angel - Hinder
Breaking up: The Moment That I`ll Miss - Raised by Swans
Prom: Angie - The Rolling Stones
Graduation: Yeah - Usher
Life's Okay: I`d Come For You - Nickelback
Death of a Close Friend: Anthem of The Angels - Breaking Benjamin
Mental Breakdown: Perfect - Hedley
Driving: Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
Flashback: Cassie - Flyleaf
Getting Back Together: Find Your Love - Drake
Birth of Child: Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin
Wedding Scene: Two Is Better Than One - Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift
Car Accident: Stay - Miley Cyrus
Final Battle: Forget It - Breaking Benjamin
Death Scene: Let Me Sign – Robert Pattinson
Funeral Song: Here Without You - Three Doors Dow
End Credits: Purple Rain - Prince
Deleted Scenes: Time For Miracles - Adam Lambert
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (warning, do not read this befor going to bed, Gess its a little later. Oops.)
COMEBACKS FOR PICKUP LINES
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Some stuff to think about :
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of Chips:
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:-
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Fuck, Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!