Schizo and Proud of It
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Joined 01-08-09, id: 1797560, Profile Updated: 04-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles.

Names:Kaira & Katie

Age: Fourteen & Sixteen

Sex: Female.

Sexuality:Kaira-Bi. Katie-Bi.

Family: Our sister is WizardsGirl. Everyone should check out some of her fics.

Stories:Apprenticed to Evil, by Kaira. Katie is working on her License and won't be writing for a while. She will most likely pop in to say hi in the Authors Notes, though.

Health:Both schizo, like their sister. Heredity. Kaira has Chronic Migraines, and Katie has Insomnia.

Apperences: Kaira-Blond, blue eyed, pale, athletic, graceful, and kinda girly (Hey!) Katie - Black hair, grey eyes, pale, lazy attitude, smart, and irritatingly smug (So?)

Hieghts: Kaira - 5' 3" Katie - 5' 4 1/2"

Attitudes: Katie-smug, sadistic, rude, sarcastic. Kaira-sweet, gentle, naive, innoccent (Mostly), sociopath, and both have a tendancy to get violent when someone threatins their sister WizardsGirl.


"I wonder what someone's brain looks lke if you put it in the microwave... Wanna donate for experimental purposes? Oh, wait, you can't. You don't have what we'd need." - Katie

"A man is like a deck of cards. You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury them out back. Then, you have the Joker, who is most often his brother who you're sleeping with." - Kaira for the Joker, and the rest we got from WizardsGirl who read it off of someone elses profile.

"Locked in a round room and sent to the corner" - WizardsGirl

"I'm sic of this. How does our mom get us confused? I mean, me and Katie, I can understand. We both have black hair and I'm just a bit taller then her, but you? Kaira, sweetie, you're BLOND. How the hell does she get us confused? WallMart?" - WizardsGirl while PMSing...

"Whoever said anything about killing anybody? Torture them, yes, but kill them? That would be too nice. After all, when you're dead, you can't feel pain. Where's the fun in it if your victim can't scream anymore?" - Katie

"One day I'll eat your brain and it'll be great! So be prepared to sing this song and meet your fate!" - One of our friends fav songs. The Weasel Song.

"I'm not insane, I just have voices in my head who dictate my every move, attitude, and wish... They're telling me to kill you but I wont. You're much too easy to intimidate. It's entertaining." - Kaira on a bad-or was it good?- day.

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Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Scoobies Do Princeton, NJ by SincerelyPinkPanties reviews
A few Scoobies move in across from our favorite doc. Willow/Faith some surprise pairings. Slashy goodness. Some violence gore. M just to be safe.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Xander H., G. House
For The Twinkie by JMD-009 reviews
On a Council arranged tour of the BRPD Xander meets some interesting characters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Xander H., Hellboy - Complete
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White Hair, Bloody Eyes reviews
Harry changed after the fiasco in the CoS. Now he's spreading his wings and his influence. When a small Albino muggleborn steps into his life, his world will change even more drastically. Powerful!Dark!Independent!Political!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Harry P., OC
Apprenticed to Evil reviews
When an incredibly powerful Harry is sent to the Country by Mam, years after her desendents and children die out, who will he choose to follow? The Light or the Dark? Powerful!Harry Creature!Harry later. Maybe Slash, havent decided. M to be safe. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,281 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P.