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Joined 01-08-09, id: 1797678, Profile Updated: 02-01-14
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Hush, Hush.

hmm, facts about me?

Height: 5 foot 2

Weight: No clue

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Dark Brown

Fav Books/Series: Hunger Games, Twilight, Fallen, Divergent, Harry Potter, and my current absolute favorite, Hush, Hush.

Fav Color: None

I have no filter for what comes out of my mouth. Swearing, and mild swearing is to be expected.

Any questions? ASK!:)

Watch for my profile name. It changes quite frequently, a habit of mine.

Wonderful Quotes

"See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years...
real fucken high on drugs."
-James Maynard Keenan

"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system."
-P.J O'Rourke

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
-Robin Williams

"A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong."
-Stella Adler.

"I was very obsessed. I mean, I could tell you the fat content and the calorie content in absolutely anything."
-Victoria Beckham

Current Stories:

You Can Tell Us Anything Renesmee

Cullenism

Pics:You Can Tell Us Anything, Renesmee

Ch 1:

Overnight bag: (I have one of these in black and it's my favorite bag by far.). http:///mossimo_supply_co_tote_crossbody/thing?id=99893146

Green nightie: (scroll down on link). http:///listing/12375230/emerald-green-ferns-silk-nightie-hand

Jakes gift: http:///Shopping/Item.aspx?fromGrid=1&sku=24469069&mcat=148204&cid=288155&search_params=s5-p2-c288155-r-x-n6-ri-ni0-t

Ch. 2: Getting Them Alone.

Alice's Dress that she gives Ness for her birthday: http:///b84dcu-l-610x610-laced-white-dress-cute-party-white-dress-lace-dress-clothes-white-dress-homecoming-graduation-dress-lace-dos-nu-robe-dentelle-dentelle-robe-robe-blanche-pink-blanket-prom-dress-whi.jpg

Shoes that go with it: http:///a6f5h1-l-610x610-coat-blue-shoes-pumps-high-heels-shoes-girly-blue-navy-bright-blue-cute-nice-pretty.jpg

Rose's gift: http:///images/I/41CT04YPQRL.jpg

Bella's gifts to her: Total price from Bella = 5535. Whew, Bella that's a hefty bill.

Necklace: http:///Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=25085574&mcat=148207&cid=288153&fromGrid=1&search_params=s5-p4-c288153-r-x-n6-ri-ni0-t

Earrings: http:///Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=11833187&mcat=148204&cid=288153&fromGrid=1&search_params=s5-p3-c288153-r-x-n6-ri-ni0-t

Bracelet: http:///Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=GRP02774&mcat=148204&cid=288153&fromGrid=1&search_params=s5-p7-c288153-r-x-n6-ri-ni0-t#p5-n6-cgviewPaged-c288153-s5-r-t-ri-ni0-x-pu-f

Edwards Gifts:

The Car: http:///ford/shelby-gt500/2013/road-test.html (I need this car now somebody please)

The picture: http:///images/products/177096.jpg

Jaspers gift: http:///2013/01/18/dirt-bike-guy-2013-honda-crf450r-review/2013-honda-crf450r/

Carlisle's Gift: http:///2009/07/31/twilight-jewelry-quality-cullen-family-crest-grey-and-silver-renesmee-plus-que-ma-propre-vie-more-than-my-own-life-quote-waterproof-charm-pendant-necklace-sterling-silver-chain-92/

Esme's Gift: http:///s/topshop-studded-faux-leather-biker-jacket/3376724

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Wishing Star - REWORKING - WILL NOT BE UPDATED UNDER THIS FILE by Mystic-Ice84 reviews
3/19/2021 - REWORKING! KEEP POSTED! I'm keeping this posting to keep the wonderful reviews! Look for the new story posting!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 146,271 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 3/22/2021 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Without You by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
What if Alice never came back after Bella went cliff diving? What if Bella let herself love Jacob? What will Bella feel when Edward comes back the day she graduates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,474 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
White Horse by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Bella thinks she's found her knight on a white horse. What happens when Alice catches him doing the unthinkable? Who will pick up the pieces? Will Bella ever be able to forgive Edward? Or will it be too late? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,801 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella - Complete
Second Chance by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Edward's dead. Bella's heartbroken. And Jasper just wants to help. What will Alice do when she sees that Jasper's help will turn into something more? What will she do? And who will help her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,457 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Miles From Where You Are by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Third part of Without You series. Please read Without You and Hurt Like This first. Aro decides he wants Bella. When the Cullens try to save her, they are faced with a decision that could tear them and Bella apart forever. What will they decide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Face Down by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Bella chose Jacob instead of Edward,but who can she turn to when Jacob turns abusive?This story is not labeled as a Bella/Jacob pairing.However, they are the two main characters in the story, that's why it sayd Bella and Jacob.So don't tell me I'm lying!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,249 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
In The End by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Part 4 of the Without You Series. Fifteen years after the events of Miles. Edward has been the model Volturi guard member. But what happens when Edward is asked to kidnap Melanie Callahan for Aro? Who is she? And why does Edward feel so close to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,646 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'M NOT WHO I USED TO BE, ANGEL by SlayerGrl with TheChosenOne reviews
"I promise I'll be quick and that it won't be...well...of course it will be painful." Patch smirked, a grin forming on his lips and his eyes became blacker than ever. He looked evil. So so evil. From that moment I knew this couldn't be Patch, he couldn't be that evil, Could he?
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,214 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
When We Stand Together by LandOfTheLivingSkys reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Rated T just to be safe.. What will happen when some of the day breakers, Maggie, Miles and Delos make there way to Vegas? Set after Black Dawn. Discontinued.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Delos R., Maggie N.
The Night to Remember by LAshton10 reviews
Bella and Jasper are getting married. Edward and Alice are engaged. What happens when Edward sees Bella for the first time and falls in love? Can he stop the wedding and convince her he is her true love? Full of twists and turns!ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,562 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unforeseen Tales of Nora and Patch by KoibitoAnime reviews
Its been 3 years since Patch and I made our oath to love and cherish each other as long as we both shall live; or forever. I thought that would be true, until this happened. I doubted everything, even Patch's love and commitment to me. We had been through so much. Our past come back to haunt us and everything takes an unexpected turn for the worst, but was he ready for this? Was I?
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
Hidden in the Dark by LouBirdGirl reviews
What if most of the characters knew each other and 'hung out' before they were Marked. All of the characters are human in this story. So many character pairings to type. Please read it and review if you have any comments. I do not own anything from the House of Night Series. I hope you can enjoy it. Rated T. This is the lighter side of what I am used to. R&R please.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J., Erik N., J. Stark - Complete
Of Dark Pasts & Angel Kisses by Sacred-'-Harmony reviews
A series of one shots that include scenes from before Hush, Hush to after Finale and everything in between, including different POV's from all of our favorite characters. Rated T for some language and romance. It sounds simple enough, but give it a shot. (: Please R&R
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,918 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
House of NIght-Revealed by King Salazar Swan-Mills reviews
What I want to happen in Revealed. Rated M for Lemons ON HIATUS! SORRY! I'm at a dead end on where to go with this!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Prof. Lenobia, Travis F./ Martin] [Zoey R., J. Stark]
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4979 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something as simple but as meaningful as that by puasluoma reviews
What would your answer be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Independent Bella by Ushio-chan reviews
All human. Bella was about to do what her father wanted: marry with Jacob Black. When he cheats on her, Bella decides starting fresh on a new town, with her friends, new house and, maybe, love? ExB, RxEm,AxJ. Chapter 20 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5008 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New MoonEdward Comes Back Early by Maiya9182 reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff in LaPush, desperate to hear Edward's voice. She is saved from the raging waters by...Jacob Black? Nope. Edward Cullen. Future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fly by Loves.Jasper reviews
Bella is off to her dream school, Eclipse School for the Fine Arts. There she meets problems such as co-ed dorms,the populars, and love. School is hard enough, now add drama and music.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 326 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Our Souls by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Six lives are about to collide in the worst possible way. Who thought that simply going to the bank would end up connected people who thought their lives were over. Being held hostage does that to people, no ones safe and theres nothing they can do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009
I dare you by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Edward and Bella are roomies on a trip that will change everything they know at Forks high. Edward want Bella but Bella knows better.. Welcome to NYC, between the dares and scandals no wonder its the city that never sleeps. AH OCC. RATING CAN CHANGE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009
CULLEN VZ: THE BIG BAD CAMPING TRIP by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
SEQUEL TO ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISATERS! THE CULLENS GO CAMPING WITH SOME REALLY BAD RESULTS. 7 VAMPIRES 1 HUMAN NATURE ALCOHOL FIRES SUPERHEROS MYTHICAL CREATURES INTERNET BLOGGING/IM? OOOOOH NOOOOOO! R&R FUNNY! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
CHALLENGE ME SAVE ME by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
At first it was a game to both Bella and Edward. Both cocky and full of confidence. Living in their self created worlds help ease the pain of reality. What happens when both collide? M FOR A REASON. R&R I SUCK AT SUMMARYS PLEASE READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Almost Complete by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friend since forever. They complete each other, right? Add Edward's shock newborn daughter into the mix and their life drastically changes. Can both of them survive the challenges that the must face now? AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6175 - Favs: 9,796 - Follows: 5,493 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clear Blue Eyes by BlackOpal reviews
After the second Hunger Games, Katniss slips away from Gale. She's been through too much with Peeta. Now, with Peeta captured and Katniss broken, can Gale convince her to love him or will she stick with the one who tried so hard to keep her alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Not Always as They Appear by Loves.Jasper reviews
All Human: Bella hates Edward, causing Edward to hate Bella. what if a not so accident causes them to be locked in the Biology closet together? Will they hate eachother for ever or will they find somthing new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House of Night love by DylanSprouseLuver reviews
What if when the first time Zoey saw Stark, she fell in love? What if Zoey would do anything, even give up Erik, to be with him? But what happens when Neferet tries to take that away? Will true love conquer all? ZoeyxStark
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Always remember by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
AH/AU Location: Seattle. Ingredients: a hot guy, lots and lots of cocktails, a comfortable bed and sex. Result: a baby. What will do Bella when she finds out she’s pregnant? Rated M, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,805 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Façade by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward and Bella are CEO's of rivaling companies. Behind closed doors, they're friends... with benefits. What happens when certain boundaries of their agreement are crossed, and feelings become involved? "I'm the best you'll ever have." AU. OOC. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
BFFLS? by Loves.Jasper reviews
What would you do if you fell in love with your best friend? Well Edward is about to find out. Bella and Edward have been friends since they were 4. they live next door and do everything together. Follow them thorugh loss,&love. All-Human, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake Unto Me by hopeisabluebird reviews
Biloxi, MS, 1920: Alice fights to maintain her own identity against a pale-eyed man. But preserving a sense of self may just be too hard, even for her ... AU. All human. JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Secrets And Scars by KeatsLove reviews
Esme must deal with memories of her past, her new life as a vampire, getting to know adopted son Edward, and her attraction to Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
In My Arms by Hayley-Cullen93 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were children. They really like each other, and to be honest, its obvious to everyone! Well, except to them. They are destined to be together but why does everything go wrong? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Second time lucky? by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B were high school sweethearts when college splits them up. Life goes on until fate pushes them back together. Bella is a single mom and Edward's engaged will this stop true love? sucky summary please r&r E/B J/A EM/R AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The truth hurts by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Prev. Do I need to know? Deleted& revamped Bella was in an accident which killed her parents and she lost her memory. Now adopted by Esme&Carlisle she trys to rebuild her life. The past haunts her, she wants to know about her past. But is for the best?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8060 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
My life in a few words by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Edward Cullens life. The first time he saw her, the first time he kissed her, the first time the showed each other their love. Edward Cullen life with HIS bella. all human, OOC. R&R m to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends, Motorcycles, and Boys by Motorcycle-Child reviews
Bella is coordinated, hot, and tough. Edward is the most popular guy at Forks High and he's also a player, but he's starting to change his path. Really strange connections! Starts off human and then changes! Please R&R Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
CULLENZ VZ: ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISASTERS by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
CULLEN BOYS VZ CULLEN GIRLS. TRICKS TRAPS AND TRIALS. EVERYTHING GOES. KIDNAPPING, WEREWOLVES AND DARES!EVEN SOME VERY GAY OUTCOMES! Nothing to serious all for fun! PLEASE R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Shattered Glass by deviant glory reviews
What happens when a new girl comes to town and Edward starts to fall in love with her? Could it be that Bella is not the one for him? Usual pairings. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5684 - Favs: 8,695 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LOVED BY A BEATING HEART by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Edward SAVES Bella, she was born to be Cullen. Nothing can stop Edward and Bella's love can it? What happens to the human who knows to much? traitors as family, who needs enemies? twists and unexpected turns! COMPLETE. SEQUEL BEING WRITEN BY KELSEY602.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,439 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun PLEASE HELP THE CAUSE! by FindingForks reviews
If you want to read Midnight Sun, like ever, then put your name and what Twilight team you are on here in a review. Thanks a bunches!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009
Too Late by twilighters308 reviews
Nessie keeps having a recurring dream in which she is running and she has no idea what has triggered it. What is going on? DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To the End by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Braving the bullets by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
This is a One-Shot of Charlie's reaction when Edward and Bella tell him they are going to get married... I hope you like it and please review...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Milk Of Regret by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
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The Best Laid Plans reviews
This is everything I've been striving for since the day I fell and I am confident that nothing will go wrong. I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and I will not let them stop me. I just want to feel, it's all I've wanted. Hell is breathing down my neck and I can't quit now, I'm so close. She's just some human teenager, she has no influence over me. OC, P&N, Dark, Poss. Lemons
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Patch/Jev, Nora G., Rixon, OC
Cullenism reviews
Random acts of Cullen craziness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Can Tell Us Anything, Renesmee reviews
I cant really say much about the story in fear of ruining it, but I can say that Nessie Has a secret! A VERY BIG SECRET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Day The Volvo Got Keyed reviews
A dare by Emmett for Alice to key Edward's Volvo. Have Emmett frame Alice, Alice frame Jasper cause it's all a dare! Funny! Please R&R! One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Edward - Complete