A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.

Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.

Bella's pregnant and loving it, until the perks become the problem. Edward is filling in as the sonogram tech that day, but as you might expect, everything goes wrong. AH.

Major Jasper Whitlock was an officer and a soldier. He served valiantly in the American Civil War, until his disappearance. This is the story of one memory he lost during his transition from mortal to vampire. Fanon, history

After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC

At one point everyone in Biloxi knew the story of Mary Alice Brandon... This is the story of the girl Alice Cullen used to be. Pre-Twilight, Canon.

Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.

5 weeks of drabbles and one shots from more than 70 authors, all devoted to the big guy with the dimples. All ratings, all pairings, all universes and genres.

Edward is assigned to guard Bella after a tragedy occurs and her life is in danger. Both haunted by memories that plague them, will they be able to help each other or drive each other insane? AH, OOC, Canon couples, M for future smut/lemons.

These are outtakes and chapters that accompany my story, "Just One of the Guys." They may include back stories, different points of view, and the like.

Outtakes and drabbles related to the Sleepers, Awake universe. The rating may change as outtakes are added.

AU. Set in the 1920s, Jasper is a lone vampire content in wandering alone in this world until he smells something delicious and finds someone who intrigues him. cannon pairings, OOC.

See, the thing about being a werewolf is that everyone expects you to be a hero. It’s part of the job description. And it should be easy. Only it isn't. Not in chronological order, more of a series of one-shots than a story.

Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Charlie Swan has been successfully keeping a secret from his daughter, Bella, for years. When her mother remarries and Bella asks to live with him, Charlie is finally forced to face his fears and reveal the love he's hidden her entire life. SLASH

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Slash: Edward is a famous actor who receives an unusual fan letter. E/J

Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*

My entry for the Twiku Kung Fu Contest. The summary is already longer than most of the entries...

When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.

Some desires are taboo. "I crave just a touch." Entry for the Twiku-KungFu Contest. AU/OOC. Slash themes

Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess

Edward promises to love Bella forever, but still, he won't let her have eternity with him. Can she live a human life with a vampire who doesn't age by her side? AU and probably a bit OOC. Twilight25 Winter 2010 entry - Multichap Fic.

An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK

Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC

Bella's college roommates talk her into staying in the Chicago-area to work with them over the summer. Swimming, horses, arts & crafts, new friends, and more await at Camp Aro Wood. Canon couples. Rated M for language & potential lemons.

Bella's new hobby has her finding out more than she bargained for. AU/AH/OOC Rated M for Language.

Bella has left Phoenix and her past behind to live with her father in Three Forks, MT. She needs a new start and it just might be the place for her to find it.

Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!

When Jasper's boss tells him he's hired someone new, Jasper thinks nothing of it...until the new guy walks in. A crossover fic featuring Jasper from AHizelm's Ink Street and Edward from Marked by me and Naelany. Written for AHizelm's birthday. E/J Slash

Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.

Sometimes the threat of devastation is scarier than the deed. As humans, we have the remarkable ability to adapt, to persevere and rise from ruin. But the potential for evil, for betrayal and affliction, is often more harmful and the key to our undoing.

Twilight Alternate Ending. EPOV.

Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.

"For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest: Who is in control? Jasper thinks he has settled into his existence, but Alice brings an earthquake of doubt to crack his foundation. AU

The first time I met Mary Louise Brandon, sitting framed by green in that window at Meadowview, I knew somehow that she would change my life. JPOV for ItDoALS. Jasper x Alice, AH AU.

The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.

Being in love is tough. Especially when you have to watch the one you love be in a relationship with your sister. Follow Edward as he realises that maybe he doesn't need to just watch anymore. Can he deal with the guilt? Lemon-slash Ed/Jasper fic AH/AU/OC

Bella and Edward, it was written in the stars. So why does it feel so difficult now. In they're second year of marriage and the flame seems to be dying already. Can they act quick enough to save their love or will someone else grab their chance. AH/AU

Emmett McCarty is tired of the same old meat market. When he meets Rosalie Hale, beautiful but difficult, he feels both attraction and repulsion. Can he put aside his own pride to get to know the real Rosalie? Part of a series.

They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT

What happens when your life changes before your very eyes? Do you move forward or do you dwell on the past, on what your future should have held? How do you cope with your new life? SLASH! RATED NC-17 or MA

Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?

Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC

A short one-shot story about how Jacob might react if things had gone further with Bella before Edward returned.

Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?

Not long ago, in a slapstick galaxy far away, the Mary Sue luck of the Bella we know and love is karmic-ly balanced out by a Bella far less fortunate. Rated M for language and ridiculously adult situations. And yes, I make up words sometimes.

Rosalie is the ice queen who owns the Unicorn Pub. She's got her reasons for her attitude, but will she melt enough to reveal them to Emmett McCarty? Part of the "In the Days of Auld Lang Syne" series, AH/AU, canon couples. M for language & maybe lemons.

Edward spins the tunes for a big New Years Eve costume party. But what happens when a young Maid turns his world on end? Story is rated M for language. AH, OOC. Part of the larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*.

It all starts at the infamous Unicorn Pub New Year's Eve Party, and this is Bella side of the tale.

Edward goes to visit his uncle after an incident in Chicago. Little does he know his sheltered life is going to be knocked down and ripped open....ROLLER DERBY STYLE. AU/AH

A chance encounter with a human helps Emmett revisit lessons and love in his past. Can he recognize them for what they are?

Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward

In an act of shameless pandering to people that she didn't know existed, Esme feels compelled to teach Rosalie how to knit, in the hopes that she will find it soothing and maybe, just maybe, learn to play better with others.

Dean gets an idea of how to get a motel room without looking like two brothers on the run. Set immediately after Nightshift, but no spoilers. Now with a second chapter by request.