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Most Memorable Quotes


(Phyllida and Bäth are cracking jokes about my height)

Me: walks away and stands a few metres away from them

Bäth: Why is she standing so far apart from us?

Phyllida: I don't know.

Bäth: Doesn't she understand that the further away from us she goes the smaller she gets?

Phyllida: (laughs)

Me: Why...?! DDD;


Me: (crosses a red light)



Bäth: (to Maddie, her twin sister who has brown dyed hair, and Beth remains forever a blonde) YOUR FACE!

Phyllida: (chokes on her candy)

Maddie: You can't do that. We look the same!

Bäth: ...Your mom!

Phyllida: (is laughing)

Maddie: We have the same mom, you moron.

Phyllida: (is spluttering and laughing at the same time) You can't do that Beth, it needs to be thought through! And you've already used that mom thing before!

Bäth: Yeah, but my mom isn't her mom!

Maddie: Yes she is!

Bäth: No she's not! Mine's meaner!

Maddie: Beth, we come from the same egg, we have the same mom.

Bäth: No, we don-- YOUR HAIR!! YOUR HAIR!! YOUR HAIR!!

Phyllida: (collapses from laughter)


Andy: Auugh! I hate walking!

Me: Respect the nature, Andy! How far to the damn bus?!


Bäth and I: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?! Your mother.


Me: (reading the front of a book) Cambridge, published in Oxford… doesn’t get any more English than that.


Bäth: (explaining to us what Haruho and Fuka said) Apparently in Japan reading manga is being cool.

Me: Does that mean I'm finally cool?!


Bäth and I: (imitating TurkJ.D. from Scrubs just with a little twist) Purity rings, activate!

Me: Form of a Jonas Brother!


Bäth: You know what computer? Your mother was a can-opener!


Me: (about a different computer): This thing's smarter than me!


Me: (about my science grade) And I only get like, negative 3.

Christina: (confused) I don't think that exists...



Bäth: (playing 'Articulate' and Beth accidentally sets the timer off) Waah! Wait! I activated it!

Me: (grabs timer from Beth and de-activates timer) ...What if this was a bomb?!


Phyllida: We need to split the tab, does anyone have a 100 crowns so I can give them these 15 crowns?

Andy: I don't know, maybe Anis has.

Freja: No, you have 300. I looked through your wallet.


AJ: Okay, personally, I think the King was a bit daft to ask all of his bloody horses to try to put Humpty back together again. I know all his men tried, but honestly, the horses? They don't even have fingers!


Phyllida: (kneels down in front of Beth and points at her) ((NOTE: Beth and Maddie are TWINS)) Okay. You, Maddie--

Bäth: No. Me, Beth.

Everyone: (bursts out laughing)


Phyllida: I feel so stupid for naming my locker...

Bäth: I name my door.

Phyllida: Really?

Bäth: Uh-huh. I call it 'Fucking Piece of Wood'.

My Favourite Celebrity Quotes:

"One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil."- Balthus

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."- Jeff Marder

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."- Robin Williams

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."- Rod Stewart

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."- Ellen Degeneres

"In a nutshell, just be good and kind to your children, because not only are they the future of the world, but they are the ones who can eventually sign you into the home."- Dennis Miller

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A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
In Two Hours by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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Dude reviews
What do you do when Lavi kidnaps you in the middle of the night only to convince you to travel around Europe and waste money on a certain Master's tab? Chx2 Lavi clapped his hands together twice. ”Okay, time for me to be annoying!” Warning: BOYxBOY
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Confident Fear reviews
Allen is studying to be photographer. Kanda is an artist. Tyki is a model. Lavi is a writer. Lenalee is editor-in-chief of a magazine. AU Yaoi/shounen-ai Chx5 "Would you ever sleep with someone for a job?”
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Lets Start A War reviews
Help Allen or Kanda win the war between them! First one to 20 to embarrass their opponent wins! Punishments are; Allen gets "punished" & Kanda wears a dress 8DD Yullen obviously, and pics involved! future lemon so only T now
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
If it wasn’t for the fact that the Earl had personally chosen Tyki for this mission, he would’ve never accepted it. Well, actually... It’s more like, if it wasn’t for the fact that it was Lavi, he would’ve never accepted. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Every Coin Has Two Sides reviews
D'aww, it's Kanda's and Allen's anniversary and Kanda is very well-known for not eating anything sweet. Will Allen be able to convince Kanda to eat something sweet, or will it turn into something horrendous? D; AU, Lemon, Yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Less Than 20 reviews
Allen takes a quiz that shows that he's a 'seme' Ufortunely he doesn't know what seme means and goes to find the Japanese teen for a translation. Seeing the result, he doubts it's correct. Can Kanda prove the test wrong? ONE-SHOT! First
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete