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Hey, im Tessa, 20 and a student at Peninsula College. thats right, right near the home of where the obsession all started. ive lived here all my life and would be more than happy to help authors with information about the olympic peninsula. there is nothing i hate more about fics than people who dont research.im really nice and easy to get along with so seriously ask me if you want to know anything.

im also obsessed with nikki reed.

i dont write i only read fics. ive tried writing some, but im really no good. so i will leave that to the pros. hahaha

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my favorites are a list of stories i need to read so dont look there if you want my recconmendations just ask me. haha.

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Unexpected by toastiegirl reviews
Set after the middle of 4.01. Follows Andy after seeing Marlo and Sam in the kitchen and her changing relationships with Nick and Sam.
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,898 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - A. McNally, S. Swarek, N. Collins - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15041 - Favs: 8,639 - Follows: 9,080 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,060 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,543 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Rebel Child, and a Preacher's Daughter by i'm random girl reviews
Bella is trying to break out of the mold her Baptist preacher father has made for her. She tries to remain true to herself while falling for the bad boy. Follow her on her road to self discovery. AH.M-rated for language,sex,drugs,drinking,religious ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 213,127 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fire and Ice by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
A/U All human.Edward is a cold career Doctor who's personal life is non existent. Bella is the fun and flighty new attending who turns his world upside down. Edward struggles with accepting change...can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,340 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As You Wish by shaunna100 reviews
When Bell Swan falls pregnant with the star athelet's baby after a night of drunken mistakes, she needs to come to terms with having a child and building a relationship with the baby's father, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,524 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Piano Man by rain.soaked.hello reviews
Sometimes the first life you choose isn’t the path you were meant for. Bella learns the hard way and in trying to start over, meets single dad Edward and his daughter Elise. This is a story of trial and tribulation, pain, regret and above all, hope. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,511 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
A Beautiful Mess by Risbeen reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends who take a chance on love together before she leaves for two months in Europe. Will they be able to survive when she returns and their lives change drastically? Extended Version of o/s London Calling. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 221,406 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just Lunch by TG81 reviews
He's a cocky man-whoring movie star. She's a media heiress engaged to another man. When Bella is in town finalizing her wedding plans she meets one of the men on her "Top 5." Rated M for a reason, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,902 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9260 - Favs: 6,913 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Cars by GeeGee21 reviews
Bella, a self confessed cat lady, and the beautiful Daddy E. Two strangers, one night, a whole lot of drink, a bag of marshmallows, a fluffy rug and used condoms, or lack of, leaves B and E with more than just hangovers. AH AU OOC Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 254,569 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6792 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shades of Green by appletreesfall reviews
Bella Swan: 28, english teacher, can't wait to have kids. Edward Cullen: 29, piano teacher, hates kids. Bella has decided to take her life into her own hands but what happens when a one night stand with Edward results in a surprise pregnancy? M FOR LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,544 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,648 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9743 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
We Don't Break, We Bend by LyricalKris reviews
When the man who's supposed to love them hurts them, and the people who are supposed to save them won't listen, it falls on their shoulders to not just survive, but save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,256 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties by IdPattThat reviews
He walked away from his true love for his career. Now, five years later, one phone call changes Edward Cullen's life in a way he never expected. AU/AH. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,658 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
I Can't Live Without Your Love by ele05gs reviews
Co-Written for the 'Till Death Do Us Apart' Contest. Two lovers that decide to seal their lives together forever have to deal with something that threatens to tear them apart. Who said life was a sea of roses? --M Rated, A/H, A/U, OOC, Lemons--
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,809 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walking Backwards by justaskalice reviews
**ON HIATUS** Edward Masen has life figured out. That is, until a new coworker turns his plan on its head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Our Tree by free4851 reviews
When Bella finds herself engaged to the man she SHOULD want to marry, all she can do is remember the one who got away... AU; all human. Rated M for adult/"heavy" situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,463 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5685 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9460 - Favs: 7,803 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12488 - Favs: 7,068 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ghost of You by crimsonmarie reviews
Edward Cullen's life was never what one would call normal. His father's a top-class surgeon and his mother's a new age hippie. He's had it when they move from California to Forks, WA. Will he find normalcy or learn to accept things as they are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twenty Weeks by TG81 reviews
“You’re going to get rid of it. ," he said. It. It was at that point he set me on the course my life would take. The course of eternal damnation. Rated M for dark themes. May contain triggers related to suicide and abortion. My O/S for the Black Balloon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet and start a friendship one summer. They're in Forks after college and med school and both are soon moving to Seattle. Edward is in an accident, will his near death experience be enough to finally ask Bella out? All Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,069 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11332 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
The Fates by profmom72 reviews
An age old feud. Lives hang in the balance. All may be fair in love & war, but it’s the weaving together & taking apart of individual threads that creates the tapestry of Edward & Bella’s life. An AUH tale from the team that created Breakfast at Tiffany's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,624 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete