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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the I am)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (welll...)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon Does this make sense?
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
Ihave a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH(or read) PORN so I MUST be perverted. Only yaoi!
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If your the only person in your family who doesn't think Anime/Manga is for losers, copy this into your profile

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if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

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If, when reading Fanfiction, you actually read people's disclaimers, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you just thought, "That's a great idea!" and did it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

A friend hugs you and tells you he wasn't worth it. A best friend walks up to him and says 'It's cuz ur gay, isn't it?'

A friend helps you up when you trip. A best friend laughs and says 'Walk much, dumbass?'

A friend shares their umbrella with you. A best friend takes yours and yells 'RUN BITCH, RUN!'

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but only best friends poke you with straws.

True friends means: You cry, I cry. You fight, I fight. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddleboat and save your stupid ass.

If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be the idiot at the bottom trying to catch them all.

A true friend will ride in your car no matter how many times you've almost killed them.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will sit next to you and say 'Damn, that was fun.

You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!

Lesbianism. It's not just for me and your mom anymore.

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's fucking hilarious.

I shower naked.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me.

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Shattered by Soul Eater Evans reviews
Mello left Matt five years ago, and Matt has suffered emotionally. With Mello's return, both of them learn that they must cross immense hurdles if they are to regain their relationship. M for yaoi, strong language, and violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Matt, Mello
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Make Me Bleed by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Blood and Bones by ilovecreekanddipx3 reviews
SCARS RENAMED Mello and Matt both have a problem. Will they cope? Or will their problems spiral out of control? IS BETTER THEN IT SOUNDS. MattxMello Cutting Yaoi Death Note Sexual Themes in later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Mello, Matt
Kay, In A Sec by 1goneforever1 reviews
Mello tries to get Matt to stop playing his video game. Matt's not in the mood for Mello's version of "games". Or is he? MelloxMatt yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
More Ways to Annoy Death Note Characters by Lawliet Loves Light reviews
I had to.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Is an Alien by Her Sweetness reviews
Puberty is coursing through Matt's veins like a torrent. And the new boy, Mello, isn't making his troubles any easier. Matt x Mello. Shota. Canonish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In Substitution of Dancing by Meloxxy reviews
In which Matt and Mello visit a club, only to have things progress to the backseat of their car. Oneshot/Hardcore/Crack-ish. MattxMello, obviously.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Nearly 100 Ways to Annoy Edward by lovelymissalice reviews
Here are almost 100 ways to annoy your favorite vampire, Edward Cullen! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Linger by Laimielle reviews
It's hard enough, being faced with such a crucial decision to make. An even harder thing to face is the person you least want to see, demanding that you let him make that difficult decision for you. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Annoying, Angering, and Scaring the Cullens by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
50 ways to annoy the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
Reflection by schlorp reviews
Raito was beginning to realize that he should just keep his mouth shut when he's tired, because it just leads to horrible situations. Especially with L around. LxRaito. Raitox a mirror. M for a reason.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Matty by Tofu-Master reviews
When Matt completely forgets about Christmas, Mello is more than agitated. But what can Matt do to compensate? What does he have, that Mello wants? MelloxMatt, MelloMatt Yaoi Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
of Chocolate and Other Substances by A.Pseudonym reviews
When some mafia goon slips Mello drugs, things take a turn for the totally expected. Contains traces of actual... you know... yaoi. Erm. No plot, just a bit of fun, and an exercise in writing stuff I don't. Ever. Until now. Somewhat experimental style.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ice Cream Mayhem by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
L wakes up Light in the middle of the night, wanting to get a midnight snack. Light, very grumpily, follows the insomniac down to the kitchen, and all hell breaks loose when L digs out the ice cream and takes it back up to their room. Yummy yaoi follows!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Seduction by MiaoShou reviews
When Raito finds himself chained to L, he expects the manipulative detective to do everything he can to prove he's Kira. But what else does L want from Raito? Yaoi, PWP, LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,771 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Seducing on the Runway by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Light and L attend a fashion show that is being hosted by Misa, and, in a twisted play on fate, Light ends up getting more than he asked for. Plus, L decides to have a little fun with our favorite former serial killer...sorry, God. Yay yaoi scenes!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
How To Annoy The Characters Of Twilight by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
The ultiamate list of ways to annoy our favorite charaters. Really funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty reviews
When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Birthday Bumps by MiaoShou reviews
Birthday fic for L. Yaoi XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Frosted Cake by xGermansxRockxMyxSocksx reviews
What happens when L needs to take care of some "business" while Light is in the bathroom, and has nowhere to put it? Semi-LightxL...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hard Core Gaming by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi Matt/Mello. Matt wants to play a game that Mello is sure to enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Matt, Mello
Don't Laugh by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
Matt wants to try something new, Mello isn't so sure. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Yaoi Note by SwirlyDragonfly reviews
A parody what if it were a Yaoi note instead of a death notethis fic is based off of Taymeho's DA and is also a crossover fic there will be mildly graphic yaoi in later chapters, no like no read
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,199 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Light Y., L
Just for Tonight by stealth gato reviews
After Sasuke leaves Kiba comforts Naruto. Naruto find himself attracted to Kiba and then they end up on a mission alone... bad summary, sorry. Warning: Lemon and Language. KibaNaru and mention of NaruSasu. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Kiss by WordsinRain reviews
YAOI. Matt X Mello. Oneshot. Matt has been attracted to Mello for years and on top of that he's bored. Now he's decided to relieve boredom by luring Mello to him. Only problem is how.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Frosting by KivaEmber reviews
L wasn’t one to back down from challenges, no matter how dangerous or…odd. LxRaito. LxCake.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Matt's Fun With Leather by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Matt is a little too curious for his own good, so he steps out of the box one day and does the unthinkable.....he tries on a pair of Mello's pants. Sounds innocent enough, right? Heh, not when a certain blonde comes home and catches him! Yay yaoi! Rated M
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Distraction by SakumaRyuichiFan reviews
MattxMelloxMatt - Mello worries over Matt’s unhealthy addiction with his cigarettes. With everything else failed so far, will a distraction work? Yaoi Lemon warning.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sensual Chocolate by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Mello is stressed, and Matt offers to relieve some of that stress with a nice relaxing massage. But, he spices things up by bringing chocolate into the mix....a chocolate massage? Now, not even our poor Mello can resist an offer like that! Read and enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Double Dutch by OukamiYasha reviews
Matt is captured and tormented by a group of mafia thugs who are none too pleased with Mello's behavior. Mello must decide if it's worth risking everything to save his friend. Yaoi, Matt/Mello, Mello/Matt, violence, language,rape, kink...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Matt, Mello
Get Low by Her Sweetness reviews
Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Joysticks by TehKuro reviews
Mello and Matt have fun on a day off. Is it a Lime?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Onsen Break by Songstone reviews
Sasori took Deidara to the onsen, thinking it would help ease his partner's mind. However, he only ends up unintentionally causing more stress for the bomber. Strange how Deidara only seems tense when Sasori gets too close. -Brainbreakage...kinda-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Death Love Notes by naivepyro reviews
L has a crush on Light but how long can he keep it a secret? Yaoi LXLight just check it out cuz I suck at summarys.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2008 - L, Light Y.
50 Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters by ScarredShaddix reviews
50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007
Love Found In Unexpected Arms by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Matt catches Mello with an unlikey fellow. Heartbroken he runs into Near who's more then willing to help Matt with his pain. MattXNear. Past MattXMello, and an odd one... MelloXL. YAOI! GUYXGUY! No likey no read!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Matt, Near - Complete
Poker by xxx girl xxx reviews
Mello and Matt play poker. But is there hidden meaning behind their match? [Like, who gets top?] MelloxMatt, Yaoi. LEMON LEMON LEMON!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete