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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.

I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIIAN so i Must burn in hell
grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless

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Center Of My Heart by Imagination Genius reviews
"Ali isn't like that. She's not controlling and domineering. I'm my own person free to make my own decisions. She gets that you're important to me and would never ask me to stop being around you...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,588 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Fresh Starts by CareMarie reviews
When Edward left Bella, she was a shell. She went off to college and started to find herself, but what happens when she meets a guy she can't get out of her head?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,048 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
In This World We Do Belong Together by FreakyVampireChick reviews
What if Jacob never came back for the wedding?Renesme is seventeen,or looks it,its her first time going to High School and the Cullens run into an old friend,how do they react,most important how does Renesme react to this dark skinned boy? summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,199 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Chuck vs The Fake Relationship by BillAtWork reviews
A new agent is assigned to control Chuck by getting close to him. Sarah is forced to decide. Does she save the love of her life from being hurt or does she stay true to her duty? And after she decides, is it too late?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,236 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Can't Fight The Moonlight by GOYA1281 reviews
Sequel to I'm a Believer.Jake and Rose's daughter has imprinted and been imprinted on by Sam's son Rafe.The only problem is he hates vampires and being a Wolf, but he soon learns that no matter how hard you try you can't fight the moonlight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,238 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Cullen's Hound by kolchaksghost reviews
The Cullen's move to Forks. On the first day of school Rosalie notices a Bella, a mysterious girl she is unexplicably drawn to. What is it about the human that makes the other students ostricise her. AU Bella/Rosalie, A/Em, J/D OC ,C/Es.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,100 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Forbidden Imprint: Embry's Story by IamKate reviews
Embry Call imprints on the one woman he can't have…Jacob Black's happily married sister, Rebecca Black-Cleary. What happens to a wolf when his imprint is forbidden to him? Voted TNTS's Best Lemon/Romantic Fan Fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,173 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Embry, Rebecca - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Putting Back The Pieces by SweetestSuicide reviews
After her birthday party, Edward left her, because he wanted to protect her from himself. Little did he know, that Bella had soon forgotten him, and he was replaced by his sister; Alice. Just read lol. Summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,499 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
In My Blood by Isfelvic reviews
Bella and Joshwe were normal until a few weeks ago. After the accident, they still had to move to Forks. Forks, where they meet two strange groups of teens. What happens next? Well I gues you'll have to read to know. Rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
With You, I'm Me by Crash Hale reviews
Rosalie, daughter of the wealthiest man in Forks, finds work at 'Black Mechanics'. Jacob finds himself falling for the female version of himself. They find love and comfort in one another, and won't let anything stand in their way. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,178 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Rest of Forever by Ninadoll reviews
Wolf Territory - He was born to be Alpha, a heritage and calling he fights until he imprints on the child of those he was born to kill. This is Jacob's story as he journeys to become a man, a leader, a lover, a husband.. and the girl who was born to be forever his.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,240 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I'm a Believer by GOYA1281 reviews
He hated her and She couldn't stand him. But he was broken and she made him whole. A Jacob and Rosalie love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,166 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Chuck vs The Fatal Flash? by chuckfanDOC reviews
Immediately following Chuck vs The Wild Side: Chuck and Sarah admitted their feelings, but all is not good in the world. Sarah is abducted and the next flash may cost Chuck his life.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,542 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Desires of the Heart by torrick reviews
Nessie has grown into a beautiful young woman, in love with her best friend, Jacob. Nessie and Jacob realize they love each other, but only after Nessie flirts with Justin, a guy at school. Justin becomes obsessed with Nessie. Can Jacob keep Nessie safe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Chuck Vs The Beguiling Behavior by ersk4 reviews
After Chuck breaks up with Sarah in the second season episode "Chuck Vs. The Breakup," she fights to win him back. But Chuck's mysterious behavior worries both Sarah and Ellie. Has he found a new girl friend or is something else going on?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah vs her feelings by bulldogman reviews
Sarah realizes just how much Chuck means to her. And just how much she is willing to risk to be with him.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah vs Nine Months by Notorious JMG reviews
This story began as a one shot about a certain nine months in Sarah Walker's life, beginning eleven months after getting married to Chuck in "Chuck vs. the Bright Side of Life"; however, after a couple of suggestions, I've turned it into a full story.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,305 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
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Bella's Broken Heart reviews
Bella recovering from a break-up goes out to a club with Rosalie where she meets Alice and falls HARD but things are not always what they seem Alice/Bella Warning:Character Death
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Alice, Bella
When Your Broken reviews
Jason moves to Forks to escape his past, when he meets the Cullens and Alice brings back tragic memories. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Alice
All In The Family reviews
The Goddfather Twilight Style. Please R&R. Rated M for later chapters. Included the whole cullen family, and the wolf pack.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Revenge reviews
Bella is tired of Edward turning her down so she decided to get some revenge before the wedding. Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete