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Joined 01-09-09, id: 1799008, Profile Updated: 04-08-14
Author has written 1 story for Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Yo. My name is Fruitatious Maximus The Great.

I like to waste my life away by writing shitty fanfictions,

drawing shitty pictures, crying myself to sleep,

and laughing at my own terrible jokes.

My current obsession is Shingeki no Kyojin.

I generally write about gay couples being cute,

but I also like to write about lesbian couples being cute.

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Captors and Keepers by Epithimia reviews
Act 2 of Primary and Secondary. Your name is Sollux Captor. Your best friend Aradia has a boyfriend she won't shut up about and the crossdressing jerk you share a bathroom with constantly wants a piece of you. What now? College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Land of Humans and Trolls by Xotx reviews
On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 202,857 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Recon Incorporated by freshia reviews
He was just looking for a way to pay the bills — a job that was easy, fun, and something he was into. Where could he possibly go wrong with a travel agency? Assistant!Eren Boss!Rivaille; Office AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,379 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Leidenschaft by Orithyea reviews
WWII AU. German ace pilot Eren Jaeger is a passionate yet rash soldier, but chance encounters with French military officer Corporal Rivaille bring forth unpredicted feelings in the midst of desperation, passion, and tension. /Ereri/ Discontinued
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Worth Every Penny by Brutal Let Down reviews
Even though Nick's beloved suit gets ruined beyond repair, he eventually realizes that it's worth every penny down the drain. Nellis MaleXMale. Don't leik, don't raed.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Nick, Ellis]
The Mutation by Seshennu reviews
'He sees they have begun to wriggle; smooth, snakelike movements that push against his skin with growing urgency. He is struck with the sudden thought that they need to break free of his flesh, that they need to feel cool air on their own. He tries to scream, but only a breathless wheeze comes forth. His throat is constricting.' Warnings inside.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Spy, Sniper
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Silent Night by Brutal Let Down reviews
"I'm not talking about this with you." Nick stated sternly, his voice just slightly rising out of a whisper to show his seriousness. "But you're gonna." Ellis said gently, maybe more gently than he'd spoken before, as if he were approaching a frightened animal. Damn, was he good. Nellis, MaleXMale, smut, don't like, don't read.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Waiting for the End by Tero Ne reviews
This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,781 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Expectations by Nightmares-N-Daydreams reviews
Takes place immediately after Avengers. Need a say SPOILERS? Narrowly escaping Asgard after a terrible battle with Thor leaves Loki without his memories. This will probably end up being FrostIron. M for possible later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
In Sickness by Kaida Daygona reviews
Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Vanilla Twilight by Freedomconvicted reviews
Dream bubbles are a home for losing players. Dream selves are second chance to live. But what about a regular dream? The places where the imagination is set to live a life however you desire. Eridan and Sollux find a new found ability to not only discover the dream world but also sets of memories in their fellow comrades minds.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Eridan Sadstuck by Hattori Sei reviews
A couple little Eridan Sadstuck drabbles. My life is so messed up.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Eridan A. - Complete
on passion and buckets by venusianeye reviews
a question worth asking: why does it matter how passionate you are for your kismesis or matesprit? And furthermore: why are buckets so lewd? primarily sollux/eridan, but there's rose/kanaya in the background. xenobiology headcanons in fic form.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Chained to the Wall by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sometimes Eridan just needs a little discipline.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Buried Hatchet by cul-de-sac reviews
Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,705 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Dragonbreath by darkdaylight reviews
Toothless should reproduce, he needs to... but he feels that he's the only Night Fury left. So magic forces him to reproduce with another suitable partner. Mpreg DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! NO FLAMES PLS... Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Mof Night S .
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,713 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Game Over by Boogermeister reviews
Geeks, check. Scent of Doritos and Mt Dew, check. Hours of button-smashing and flashing lights, check. Hot, orange-haired fiery newbie... well not yet. GrimmxIchi. Yaoi. Reference of video games too.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,922 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Quarantine by A Kiss For A Kill reviews
Completed/Abandoned
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,282 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Experimental Desire by Mimzemmy reviews
Sniper's paid a little visit... by one deviously curious Spy. They say curiosity killed the cat, but it looks like it's going to kill the bird. Spy/Sniper. Oneshot. Warnings; Non-con, Drugs, Torture, Rape. All the good stuff. Oh, and language too
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Drunk on You reviews
An extremely expansive JeanMarco roleplay between my friend and myself. It's a modern day AU that takes place in Seattle, Washington. Marco's roommate has recently moved out and he finds his apartment a little lonely so Jean, tired of being mistreated by his landlord, contacts him. Contains straight couples in the beginning but that will change. Full-summary and warnings inside.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Jean K., Marco B.] [Krista L., Ymir]