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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi, this is Yuu.The Asian Chick that disappeared for a while.
I know, I know, where the fuck have I been, it's been years, why don't I update, blah blah blah. Thing is, I lost interest in the Naruto fandom and I didn't want to write other stuff. I just recently got back into the fandom, mainly cuz Hashirama is such a dork lol.
Besides, I completely suck at writing things I've got no interest in. I wouldn't want to do that to you. Because of that, I may end up rewriting the fics I have up. I'm not touching the complete ones, though. Don't worry, the plot doesn't change, my brain just hurts when I look at the stupid things.
Anyways, first thing I'm working on is something from Hetalia cuz it's only 3 chapters and I told my friends I would. (AusPru and ItaGer, yes in that order)
Second is prolly The Unseen Threat (title may be changed) cuz I've already kept my friend waiting for so long. Personal business first (cuz they have the highest chances of hurting me).
Then...prolly the rest of my fics, starting with the most popular, Flight to Freedom.
I'm also going to work on an extension of The Kitten and the Big Bad Wolf since someone asked me nicely in a review. It's pretty popular, you're all a bunch of pervs and that's why I love you. :) It's called From Lust to Love, look forward to it.
Also, I'm going to be working on a Vampire Knight version. Dunno what to call it, but it'll be one of the few VK fics I'll ever write (probably), so it won't be too hard to find.
So, don't rag on me or send me hate or anything cuz that will just piss me off and make me not want to write stuff or just make me write badly which will in turn piss other people off. Just saying.
I tend to fix up some chapters a bit, so sorry about that. And if you haven't noticed by now, I won't be able to upload as often as before, so yeah, sorry.
All of my fics will most likely have shounen-ai in it, specially the main pairings. I cant help it, it's just so interesting (coughhilariouscough) that way! Don't u agree? (sweet innocent hackcoughcough smile)
And if you have any complaints about my fanfics' pairings, well too bad. I like yaoi/shounen-ai, so boohoo, wah-wah, shut up. Everyone has their own preferences. I've known that for a long time, it's mainly why I don't give a damn whether or not someone's a hetero, homo, bi, trans, or asexual.
If you don't like, then DON'T read, dummy.
(Former) Favorite pairing would be SasuNaru I guess. Hey, you gotta admit, Naruto has an unhealthy obsession w/ Sasuke. And NaruSasu's a bit too disturbing. I just can't imagine it. Ok, ok, maybe I can, but it's still a bit weird for me. Sorry for the NaruSasu fans, please don't hold it against me. To make it up to you, I'll make Fallen a NaruSasu fic, k? It seems to fit their roles more than SasuNaru anyways.
Favorite pairing (right now) is USUK from Hetalia. Please make a note that I'm not a FrUK hater. And I don't like haters, either.
Future Fanfics (That I may or may not write)
Nightingale Reflection - DN Angel
Lost Secrets - Black Cat
Taming the Wild - Vampire Knight
The Unseen Threat - Naruto
Guardian Angel - Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Rewind - D. Gray-man
Different Worlds, Same Sky - Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Before You Were Mine - Inuyasha
The Diary - Naruto
I've got a poll up at the top of this page asking what story people want me to work on after I finish the others. I'll check on it after I'm done w/ whatever I'm currently working on.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
The Seme's Handbook
1. If you can't make your uke come just by licking his ass, you suck in bed.
2.Semes will hardly ever have sex completely naked. That's an uke thing.
3. Rape = love. The more you love your uke, the more right you have to rape him.
4. You can forgive your uke for anything. It will either lead to sex (of a make-up variety) or more sex (as punishment). Either way, you win.
5. Smexing your uke with his glasses on is the ultimate goal. If the uke takes off his glasses before/while you smex him, you have failed.
6. Semes hardly ever sweat during sex. Ukes, on the other hand, produce copious amounts of fluids of varying origins.
7. Never let your uke do any work! It's the uke's job to lie on the bed, it's YOUR job to make him feel good all night. (If your uke hasn't come at least five times, you're doing it wrong.)
8. It's perfectly normal to be able to pin a grown man to the wall using only one hand to grip his wrists.
9. Ropes materialize out of thin air. (...) If you got your uke under you, you can just pull a rope from the sub-space to tie him up.
1. Everybody in the entire world has gay inclinations.
2. Doctors always do perverted things to their patients.
3. Don't trust guys in uniforms, whether they're high school, military or police.
4. Do not pick up any "strays".
5. Your first love LASTS FOREVER.
6. If you're an uke, you are destined to blush. A lot.
7. Women are just pretty office ornaments.
8. It's impossible to "switch it up".
9. The cure to everything is sex (=rape) .
10. 90% of the male population from 10-40 is gay. The remaining 10% still hasn't come out.
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Meaning of color and your birthday!!
Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. if your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5.This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Re-post this if you laughed or are planning to do any of these things.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (it's fun to tease others)
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (5 seconds ago)
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.(ok, whenever i hear things like this, i can only think one thing...L has a bondage kink)
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities .
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.(no, first i tease him, then *poofs into a guy* i ask to join)
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.
Phew. Now that that's over, we're gonna go do our stuff. Thanks for reading.