OscarInTheCan
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Joined 01-10-09, id: 1799156, Profile Updated: 10-19-12
Author has written 5 stories for All My Children, and Twilight.

I didn't think about it before but I should have probably mentioned here that, though I'm leaving all of this up, I'm out of all fandoms at this point. I really appreciate the people who actually rec my little one-shots, thank you! But since this is the first time I've logged into FFn in over a year, I'll say you shouldn't expect any activity from me.

Thank you to the people who leave their fics up and understand that fan fiction isn't a cash cow enterprise and that "publishing" your fan fiction, in any form, is utterly and completely wrong. Period. I could go on about how awful this is at length. But I am not nice about it at all, and the kind of people who do this obviously don't listen to reason.


While having a pretty severe first-year law student mental breakdown I read the Twilight series, and it was just as, uhm . . . interesting as I had been warned (but, hey, it did let me shut off my brain, which was all I was asking for really). Yet, somehow, I have become hopelessly addicted to Twilight fanfic. I don’t know, I can’t explain it to you. Like eating my potato chips with a fork I think it’s just another of my weird idiosyncrasies. At any rate, I have read some truly great, or at least entertaining, stories here and found some amazing authors.


Common Word Misuse

PeakPeekPique
Peak: The point of highest activity, quality, or achievement
Peek: A quick, typically furtive look
Pique: To stimulate, one's curiosity/interest is always "piqued"

YourYou're
Your: Possessive; belonging to or associated with
You're: You are

ThereThey'reTheir
There: Adverb; in, at, or to that place or position
They're: They are
Their: Possessive; belonging to or associated with

WhereWe're
Where: In or to what place or position
We're: We are

AffectEffect
Affect: Have an effect on, make a difference to
Effect: A change that is a result or consequence of an action or another cause

TwoTooTo
Two: Cardinal number
Too: Adverb; to a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, possible, excessively
To: Preposition

ItsIt's
Its: Possessive; belonging to or associated with a thing previously mentioned or easily identified
It's: It is

WhoseWho's
Whose: Belonging to or associated with which person
Who's: Who is

ShutterShudder
Shutter: Hinged panels fixed inside or outside of a window
Shudder: Tremble convulsively

BreathBreathe
Breath: An inhalation or exhalation of air from the lungs
Breathe: Take air into the lungs and then expel it

HereHear
Here: In, at, or to this place or position
Hear: Perceive with the ear the sound made by someone or something

ThroughThru
Through: Moving in one side and out the other side, continuing in time toward completion of a process or period
Thru: IS NOT A WORD UNLESS YOU ARE A MCDONALD'S

AisleIsle
Aisle: A passageway down which you walk
Isle: A freakin’ island

UtterUdder
Utter: Complete, absolute; make a sound with one’s voice
Udder: The mammary gland of female cattle, sheep, goats, horses, and related ungulates

SoreSoar
Sore: Painful or aching, severe, urgent; a raw or painful place on the body
Soar: Fly or rise high in the air

SightSite
Sight: The faculty or power of seeing; a thing that one sees or that can be seen
Site: A location on which a town, building, or monument is constructed; a place where a particular event or activity is occurring or has occurred; short for “website”

HeelHeal
Heel: The back part of the foot below the ankle; the part of a shoe or boot supporting the heel
Heal: Cause a wound, injury, or person to become sound or healthy again

ImplicitExplicit
Implicit: Implied though not plainly expressed
Explicit: Stated clearly and in detail, leaving no room for confusion or doubt

TautTaughtTaunt
Taut: Stretched or pulled tight, tense
Taught: Past and past participle of “teach”
Taunt: A remark made in order to anger, wound, or provoke someone

CueQueue
Cue: A signal for action; a piece of information or circumstance that aids the memory in retrieving details not recalled spontaneously
Queue: A line or sequence of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed

CourseCoarse
Course: The route or direction followed; a dish, or a set of dishes served together; a series of lectures or lessons in a particular subject
Coarse: Rough or loose in texture or grain; rude, crude, or vulgar

ThanThen

InOn

PassedPast

"Anyone who uses the terms, 'irregardless,' 'a-whole-nother' or 'all of the sudden' will be sent to a work camp." Stewie Griffin

--Yes, these are all mistakes I have actually read (repeatedly and by several different authors).

Grammar

Commas

Use commas before or surrounding the name or title of a person directly addressed. E.g., Thank you for pointing out my absolutely atrocious grammar, Alicia. Thank you, Alicia, for teaching us proper grammar.

ElleCC wrote a fantastic guide on commas on TLYDF.

Apostrophes

Use the apostrophe to show possession. Place the apostrophe before the s to show singular possession. E.g., Your poor grammar is on Alicia's last nerve.

To show plural possession, make the noun plural first. Then immediately use the apostrophe. E.g., The girls' irritation with your poor grammar is palpable.

An apostrophe followed by an "s" makes a noun possessive not plural.

Other

"Internet" is capitalized.

The word “have” and not “of” should follow the modal verbs “must,” “should,” “could” and “would.” E.g., “I really should have continued working instead of going back to school.”

Numerals one through nine should be spelled out. Ten and above may either be in numerical form or spelled out. If a numeral is at the beginning of a sentence it is to be spelled out regardless of length.


Look, unlike some others I am not completely opposed to rape storylines. Hell, even though I don’t understand it, and I know others will disagree with me; I won’t even begrudge people rape fantasies (let me be clear, nothing resembling a real rape). However, if you are going to write a rape into your story you are obligated not to treat it capriciously. It is not a plot device to just have happen to cause some angst and then move on to happier times. Rape is an exceptionally psychologically damaging act. Afterward, the victim has a long road to regaining normalcy, if that is even entirely possible. If you aren’t willing to dedicate the time it takes to have your victim respond realistically to the trauma, DO NOT INCLUDE THE RAPE IN YOUR STORY. Your victim isn’t going to just get over it. They are not likely to want to engage in sexual activity within three months of the rape, and they are certainly not going to want to engage in sexual activity within two weeks. It is offensive and insulting to actual victims of rape for this horrendous act to be treated so carelessly.

I can’t even believe I feel the need to write this, but apparently some people really don’t get it. If one of your characters is altered (drugs, alcohol, not in their right state of mind) and your other character isn’t, knows this, and yet proceeds to have sex with the altered character; THAT IS RAPE. If your character consents to sex under duress (“have sex with me or face any number of undesirable outcomes from blackmail to death”); THAT IS RAPE. It does not matter if they are in “love.” It does not matter if, soon after, they “fall in love.” It does not matter that “consent” was given. You cannot give consent if you are altered, and it is not consent if it’s under duress. It really isn’t that hard to understand, and I can guarantee that you are in the minority if you do not agree.

Note: My "Favorites" list is not necessarily a reflection of my favorite fics (though they certainly are present). I also use it for bookmarking purposes of fics I want to remember for one reason or another.

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Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in for the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her adorable five year old son. Set after New Moon. Alternate Universe. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ivory, Copper, & Emerald by IdPattThat reviews
Edward Cullen always plays it safe. One night after his best friend's bachelor party he decides to break the rules in a big way. An outtake of sorts from Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties for oscar519's birthday. Rated M for a reason, kids.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Leah - Complete
How HoboJoe Stole Christmas by kas90 reviews
WINNER: 2ND PLACE PUBLIC VOTE: Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. Written for the Baby It's Cold Outside Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Walks in the Garden by atypical-swan reviews
Outtakes, oneshots, and bits and pieces from Show Me A Garden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009
Underexposed by daisy3853 reviews
When Jasper walks into her photography classroom, Bella knows nothing of his broken past. All she knows is what she feels: an immediate connection to a beautiful stranger. Rated M for language and violent themes. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,248 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Draco's Choice by daisy3853 reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione are taken prisoner at Malfoy Manor, Draco has a choice to make. Give up Harry Potter, the Chosen One, or betray his family and the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
23 Is the Loneliest Number by SHL23 reviews
When you lose someone the way we lost him, anger is inevitable. Edward, Bella and Jasper struggle to cope with their loss, but the ones we love never really leave us. E/B, Em/Jas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Shooting Stars by Rosmarina reviews
*Winner Best Fluff Slash Backslash Contest 2.0* The meadow, a meteor shower, two men in love and the family they made. Edward makes a wish on a falling star and decides it's time to take what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Emmett
The Twilight 25 – Round 3 by daisy3853 reviews
A collection of drabbles based on the photo prompts given for Round Three of the Twilight 25 on Livejournal. Various POVs, pairings, and ratings will be featured. Likely to be Canon/AU heavy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Hints of Me by 22blue reviews
Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,753 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Weekend by 22blue reviews
Entry for the Summer of Smut contest. Bella rents a lake house for the weekend and when she sees the man who lives in the house across from hers, fun things happen. Rated MA for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
PB and J by atypical-swan reviews
"When I was human," Bella said. "I had a fondness for pb&js." AU, three-some, Peter/Bella/Jasper. Gift-fic for oscar519's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces by crimsonmarie reviews
A tragic accident and failed relationships. An absent father and overbearing parents. The desperate need to move on and a new beginning. Can they put each other back together or will they destroy themselves trying? AH, M for future chapters. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,277 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doin' Dracula by wantmywifeback reviews
Edward is a real vampire in this story. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Crossover - Dracula & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
A Sticky Situation by daisy3853 reviews
Bella's bad day gets worse when something goes horribly wrong with a bag of marshmallows and a turbo-charged microwave. It's up to Jasper to save the day and his fair maiden from the beast now terrorizing the city. Crackfic written for Haitian relief.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Dangers of Dating A Vampire by wantmywifeback reviews
True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 149 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Possibility of You by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Lieutenant Edward Cullen is a dedicated fireman, but, when a new probie joins his crew, he struggles to keep things professional. Will he be able to keep himself in check or lose his heart to the possibility of love? AU/AH. M for language and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Live Like No Tomorrow by naelany reviews
Edward and Jasper have always been friends. Follow them as they embark on a journey through serious illness and witness the amazing power of love and the hope it provides. Any such journey is an emotional one so get yourself a fresh box of kleenex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Something Special by anythingzombie reviews
AU/AH: Everything was fine until she stopped swinging in my backyard. I had to go to her. I had to be her friend. I just never thought love would factor in. For the 'When Love Was New' contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises by einfach mich reviews
Jasper is heartbroken, when his friend, Peter begins to act strange. Will the secret that Peter's hiding destroy their friendship or could it mean a new future that they never imagine was possible? AU Entry for the "For the love of Jasper contest."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Acceptance by mskathy reviews
Written for the TwiSlash Unveiled Femme Slash Contest - Leah struggles with her self-identity and Bella just wants someone to love. When Alice sets them up on a blind date, they each find more than they had hoped for in each other. Lemons, femme slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 7,885 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of Her Head by 1Blue25 reviews
Devastated by an unrequited crush, Bella Swan escapes her troubles and moves to Chicago to teach at a prestigious prep school. Mysterious and sexy Edward Cullen can't seem to make up his mind how he feels about his new colleague. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 270,790 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Save Your Love by araeo reviews
Edward meets a young, idealistic Bella at Woodstock. She’s vehemently opposed to the Vietnam War and he’s just received his draft orders. Can they connect in spite of their different viewpoints? One-shot for the Age of Edward Contest. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky Charm by profmom72 reviews
Bella and Edward were secret best friends during one of the best periods of Bella's life. Their friendship has waned. When they are forced back together, untold secrets are revealed. When the truth is out there, will anyone feel lucky?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,650 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Walk in the Dark by FreckledAdvocate reviews
Just because the entire Cullen family has gone hunting, doesn't mean Bella shouldn't walk home from town,right? But what happens when three men corner her, and give her the possibility of a real nightmare. And her beloved monster isn't there to save her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,909 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,587 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Perfection by Nicxxx reviews
“Best friends forever”is what Edward and Bella promised.But can a pact they made when they were seven really last forever?Through the loss of loved ones, separation and a dark secret can they come back together and realise perfection lies in each other
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Me Dead by windinwires reviews
Bella!Rose, set in an alternate universe where Bella is a vampire and Rose is human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Taking Turns by Citrus Fever reviews
Re-edited. For My Valentine contest entry. Rose and Bella share a sweet, spanking-good moment in the bedroom. R/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and War: 10 Years as Aurors by Minisinoo reviews
Witch Weekly's lead story by Lavender Brown ten years after the fall of Voldemort. AU assuming Cedric survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
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Any Other Name reviews
Twenty-five drabbles and/or one-shots featuring Rosalie for the fourth round of the TT25 Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Double Team reviews
Tryptophan makes people a little loopy on Thanksgiving. A silly fight watching football leads to an interesting showdown.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scattered reviews
Twenty-five drabbles and/or one-shots for the third round of the TT25 challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Cereal Offense reviews
An electrical storm, a doublewide surrounded by power lines, and a cabinet full of cereal. What can go wrong? Edward and Bella are about to have an interesting night. A ridiculous cereal crackfic I submitted to Fics for Nashville.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Here Is Gone reviews
Babe has finally revealed to Bianca that Bess is Miranda. My version of what should have occurred between the two in that hotel room in Florida.
All My Children - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Babe C.C., Bianca M. - Complete
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