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HELOOOO! Thanks for visiting my account! What can i say? Im not telling you my name (but if you're VERY clever you may guess!), Im female and I'm from London, England!

My pic is Stewie from Family Guy. Hehe its a pic i took on my phone that my friends and i put up because WE LOVE STEWIE!!

Id like to apologise in advance for just how fan-girl-like my page sounds, because, frankly, i get REALLY irritated with fan-girls. But nevertheless, i cannot be bothered to go and modify my page, so if you're actually bothering to read this crap, suck it up and accept the hideously painfull fan-girl-ness of the page. i hate it, but i wrote the main part of my page a while ago.

I love a lot of things, im told I have quite wide interests, but I absolutely love reading! I f I had to choose between anime (Japanese cartoons hehe!) food, sleep, sports and reading, reading would win, no competition! Im from England, so I have to admit, its a bit wierd to see stuff spelt all wrong for me, especially colour- which Americans spell color, and pyjamas- which i think is spelt pajamas in America? Anyway, enough of the spelling and grammar, seeing as the spelling and grammar on my page isn't exactly flawless!

Its kinda wierd because so far, i haven't seen ANY males on fanfiction! hmm maybe it coz so far I've only read Twilight stuff; not exactly the males favourite!

THERES ANOTHER POINT!! My favourite books are:

THE TWILIGHT SERIES!! oh yes, im in love, although i was SEROIUSLY dissapointed by the film. in fact i was complaining for a whole 2 hours after watching it, BOTH times i went to see it, and i think i seriously hurt somes peoples eardrums!

The series I also love are; The Noughts and Crosses series, the Morganville Vampire series, the Vampire Beach series, the Artemis Fowl series, the Eragon series, the Harry Potter series, the Luxe novels, the Diamond Brother books, the Alex Rider series, the Adrian Mole books, the Stargirl series, (which only recently became a series! yay!) ok ok the list could go on

It may now seem at though i only read series, BUT I DONT! and here a just a few of my favourite novels: The Truth About Forever, Just Listen, Rebecca (classic, which i adore!), Pride and Prejudice, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, ok i give up, there are WAAAY too many to remember and to write down!!

Another point about me is that, while i LOVE Fanfiction, i prefer to read. Dont get me wrong i LOVE writing too, but i just prefer reading, it makes me happy to go to my 'special place' and just read! infact, my mum often has to hide my books and ban me from the computer to try and get my attention! i guess thats a bad thing, once i start, i find it very hard, and i once was on Fanfiction until 4 in the morning on a weekday night! sadly, i only got 2 hours sleep!

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I just added these Twilight sayings (yay!) thanks to CrystalBrooke for these! ;)

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because werewolves are sexy...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

Edward's the fastest, Emmett's the strongest, but Jasper can sit in a corner and still make you feel jealous!

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!


Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.

If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward.

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.


id like to put some witty stuff up here too, and while I have a Word Document on my computer about 20 pages long filled with mottos and sayings, i dont think ill put them ALL up here hehe that may just bore you to death!! so here are just a few of my absolute fave!

Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass.

I try to keep an open mind, but not so open my brains fall out.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The sum I.Q. of the world is a constant. The more people, the more idiots.

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?

A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

I wish my T.V. had a knob for intelligence, there's one marked "brightness", but it doesn't work.

We are in a society of denial. With products such as 'I Can't Believe Its Not Butter' and 'I can't Believe Its a Girdle' who could think otherwise?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

It's always the last place you look... Well duh!! Why would I keep looking after I found it?!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic - Fear of long words. (Its true!)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

I used to be normal; until I met the freaks I call my friends.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Earth is full. Go home.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Ok anyway, yea, thats A FEW!! I like the last one especially, it gives a general confidence boost!

And I LOVE this, its so incredibly sweet:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

So when i think of more stuff to put on my profile, i will, but for now, Thats all folks!! -hehe Looney Toons!

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Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5492 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Selkie Wife: A New World by Lissa Bryan reviews
Sequel to THE SELKIE WIFE "I will find you again, my love." As one life ends, another begins. True love never dies. For twenty years, Bella has searched for Edward. She finally discovers him again, in the New Plymouth Colony. Will Edward's soul remember hers? Will he fall in love with his selkie wife again as they build another life together in this new world? Rated M/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,180 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5053 - Favs: 5,099 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6301 - Favs: 6,044 - Follows: 4,755 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,642 - Reviews: 6190 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Bloodtrance by cherry10403 reviews
I stared at the beautiful creature before me, his skin pure yet pale, his eyes a striking green. He noticed me watching him, and he looked over at me, not smiling. I had never felt like this before. He was truly the most beautiful boy I had ever seen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 270,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20164 - Favs: 13,138 - Follows: 5,456 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
And Yet They Shine by Chicklette reviews
Isabella Swan is an ordinary girl, caught up in an extraordinary world. What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9266 - Favs: 7,549 - Follows: 7,697 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12576 - Favs: 6,284 - Follows: 5,996 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7304 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,788 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Uninvited by luabunny reviews
Bella Swan has always spent her summer vacations with the Cullen family since her mother died, even though she despises their younger son, Edward. What happens when they're forced to live alone and their feelings start to get mixed up? AU, AH. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,247 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10630 - Favs: 11,778 - Follows: 12,444 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8330 - Favs: 5,735 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Donnas University for the Talented by Dark-Reader-Dude reviews
Bella is new to Donnas University for the Talented, a school that only excepts the best. There she meets Edward, the school player.She has no interest in him, which makes Edward want her more. Sorry, I suck at summarys, better one inside ExB AxJ EmxR JxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7657 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 6,583 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3640 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
In The Next Room by LovingMyth reviews
Bella & Emmett are staying with the Cullen's because of their mother's need to help a sick relative. Bella's completly fine, until Alice's brother Edward comes home after a 2 month school trip. What happens when Bella & Edward finally meet? All Human - DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,028 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13052 - Favs: 6,184 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9475 - Favs: 8,362 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8151 - Favs: 8,233 - Follows: 8,425 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9760 - Favs: 6,740 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3502 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5040 - Favs: 5,982 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17595 - Favs: 10,101 - Follows: 5,477 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freeze Frame by Jewels64 reviews
Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,200 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Missing Chronicle:The Lion's Pride by BringOnTheShackles reviews
Edward Cullen wants love, true love, for love's sake and the sake of love alone. But appropriate love, not with his new bed slave, no matter how beautiful she is. But nor with the Queen his father is enouraging him to marry, for how could that ever be true? (The Lion, The Witch and His Lioness from E's POV)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Chicago Dream Girl by Essalinn reviews
What do you get when you mix an unknown, yet beautiful/handsome stranger on the bus, overeager friends, and one crazy night at a costume ball? You get all canon couples, alternate universe, all human, and, oh, did we mention insanity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,762 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 4,679 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Phone Call by indjee reviews
Bella's having just a normal day when she's in a café, spotting the most gorgeous man alive. When he accidentally leaves his cell phone behind, Bella's the one to find it. What happens when he calls, to ask where his phone is? AH. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
TheMissingChronicle:TheLion,The Witch&HisLioness by BringOnTheShackles reviews
Bella is captured and sold as a slave to Edward. She hates him, she doesn't love him, she doesn't even know his second name. But is there more to Bella than meets the eye? After all Bella is only short for Isabella. Isabella Swan. Lemons;Etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,788 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Summer Vacation to Remember by The-Rainbow-of-Imagination reviews
BFFs Alice,Bella & Rosalie are going on a trip to NYC before college.Little do they know their rivals Edward,Emmet & Jasper are also going to NYC.What happens when the girls & the boys keep bumping into eachother throughout the trip?All human.A,J E,B R,Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,790 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Between Two Trees by carmelinagunn reviews
A story about Edward told through Bella. A love story. A loss story. A fantasy story. "When I grow up I want to be nothing at all" No vamps, canon pairings, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Someday You'll Marry Me by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Like I always say Swan,someday you'll marry me."I scoffed."In your dreams Cullen!" Another Bella vs. Edward story.Please read. I don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,550 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
New Kids On The Block by lovinit999 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have the perfect lives, or so it seems. Can three new guys help them to love and trust some one other than each other? Will the girls tell them their secrets? Rated -T- in case of language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,967 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008
Reunions by kakes reviews
Edward was always the hottie of the school, and he hated it.All the girls loved him Except Bell Swan, the one he truley loved. Years later at the high school reunion all sorts of things happen. All Edwards POV. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blind date from hell? by bebe86 reviews
Bella is unlucky in love and has been set up on one bad blind date after another by Alice and Rose. She finally agrees to one last blind date with Edward Cullen, but is this going to be the worst blind date yet? Rated M for language and lemons. AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,173 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Came out of Nowhere by england girl reviews
Bella is a doctor in a busy city hospital, she is working night shifts when a 3 car pileup comes rushing in. Little does she know what she is saving will change her life. Normal pairings ExB JxA EmxR all human Title might change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind the Ice Queen by TheLossOfWhatUsedToBe reviews
Bella is Forks 'It' Girl.But it's all just a facade.Inside she's shy and not self obsessed like everyone thinks she should be.When the new kids come, will they see through it and be let into her life? Warning: Lil' bit of Phil bashing. E/B R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to London, Love by cullenite21 reviews
Bella's attending Oxford. When she gets locked out of her dorm hall, someone comes to save her. This gorgeous someone happens to be her new roommate. How will she survive the year? BXE, EMXR, CXE, AXJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,848 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Curious Correspondence by sunshinelollypops reviews
A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories etc. etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,742 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
CoEd has Never Been Better by lions-lamb-4ever reviews
Bella is the only one in a co-ed dorm with...Edward Cullen. Will Rose's past, or Jasper's overprotective nature ruin the chance of a relationship. What happens when the not-so secret relationship takes an unexpected twist? Will it make it stronger?E&B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forms of Love by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella Swan, heartbroken, moves from Phoenix to New York. One night the gorgeous Cullen brothers end up in her apartment. Find out what happens after Rose, Alice and Bella share their apartment with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Summary's crap but gud story :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
A Forgotten Friendship by annie2163 reviews
After a tragic event 10 years ago, child-hood friends Bella and Edward were seperated. One day, they reunite. But they don't remember each other! What is Edward's secret past? Why did he leave so quickly? And how has being adopted changed him? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always unexpected by Libertine-skins reviews
AH, AU, Bella has 3 jobs and somehow manages to fit in time with her best friend Alice and Room mate Rose... Edward is this jerk she keeps running into, first at work. Then in her appartment. Can she get rid of him? Does she even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,156 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Bed Buddies by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella arrives at Dartmouth, and finds that she doesn't have anywhere to stay. So she gets stuck with two boys in the male dorms; and guess who they are? Jake and Edward of course who are best buddies.What will these cheeky boys get up to ; All human BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Finding Myself by Izzie09 reviews
Bella watched her family murdered by someone she loved.She kept her past as secret and lead a second life.Then she met Edward in her new school.Would she let Edward uncover her past?All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,825 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Inspiration by Isabel0329 reviews
When writer’s block gets in the way of Bella Swan’s second book, serendipity and misunderstandings bring her inspiration in a place she never thought she’d find it. Edward/Bella. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,096 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Soccer With Her by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella is a tomboy and is captain on the soccer team. Edward is a new student but he’s also excellent in soccer, and is very cocky, they are both very competitive; Bella hates him at first but will things start to change between the two players?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
His Mother's Ring by GetDrunkOnVictory reviews
Edward's mother died before he got the chance to know her. He has her jewelry and is trying to find the girl he loves to give it to. Bella is a patient of Carlisle's and meets the family due to Esme's insistence. -AH/AU/Canon Pairings- **My first story.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,453 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Mysteries by OmgezerzItsCassie reviews
Bella Swan has just graduated from high school and is going to college she decides to go to to Jacksonville to stay with her mom before she goes to college.When she sees an amazingly gorgeous but mysterious guy things change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,802 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8740 - Favs: 14,429 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind the Gap by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Edward and Bella are two seperate people, with their own lives. Messages on a tube wall can change everything. But, sometimes, the gaps are the one thing no one ever bothers to mind, until they're suddenly there. Canon pairs, AH, ExB all the way! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,951 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
What I hate about you by yune19 reviews
What will happen when Bella Swan is forced to do a Literature project with proud and obstinate Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,832 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by x-Twitch-x reviews
Bella's already having a bad day, and getting a call from a telemarketer only makes it worse. But there's something different about the mysterious stranger selling life insurance. AU/AH, alternating perspectives. Always BPOV then EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,965 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notebook by Karen Cullen3 reviews
Hi. This is a complete and total waste of time, I think. But Alice is making me do this. So, here I am. Writing about myself so I can find a guy who'll date me. I realize my life is pretty pathetic. --Bella" Rated T in case. AH. A little OOC. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Books and Soccer balls at Yale by nicky40 reviews
What happens when celebrity playboy Edward Cullen, decides to leave all his celebrity life behind to attend Yale university, and meets Isabella Swan a just graduated girl from highschool,who apparently loathes Edward, will she give in too his charm?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,477 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8034 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Keep Breathing by twilightsun01 reviews
Bella Swan’s father dies in a car chase, and she is forced to go live with her mother in a small and boring New York town. But when she finds out she lives by a certain bronze haired, green eyed boy, how boring is that town? AH, sorta AU, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Concur by mikenikes1123 reviews
Edward Cullen is a pig. He only sees girls as warm bodies. Then he makes a bet, and Bella Swan turns his world upside down. Will his views on relationships and women change once he's spent time with the quiet girl from Biology? AH/AU Edward OOC for a bit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,994 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make This Count by bold as love57 reviews
The odds seperate these two best friends, moving them to opposite coasts. A few promises and a memory box later, Bella is on the east coast in NY while Edward is staying in Forks. What happens when Renee sends Bella back to Forks in a hurry 9 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,355 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Misdialed by kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Story by bitemeplease235 reviews
When Tanya dies and ends the loveless marriage with Edward, she leaves him an infant son. Edward tries to be a good father, but he needs some help. With all of his family far away, who helps him in the grocery store one day? All-Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,991 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
The World We Love by reviews
Bella & Alice & Rose are sent to boarding school by their father and step-monster. There they meet the mysterious Cullen Brothers….will sparks fly…or will tempers flare? Suck at summaries, please read! All Human, BxE, AxJ EMxR.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Diary of a secret crush II: Beautiful Disaster by Delima Rose reviews
Bella’s just turned 18, she has a hot boyfriend who doesn‘t seem to mind that she‘s a walking hazard. Perfect life yeah? WRONG! Because Edward is ready to pack up and leave... Full summary inside! SEQUEL TO DIARY OF A SECRET CRUSH:UNREQUITED LOVE. R&R! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,223 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crush Songfic by cullenite21 reviews
BXE are both juniors in High School and have both had a crush on each other since Sophomore year. When the radio decides to taunt Bella, and Edward just happens to be near, what happens? BXE, AXJ, RXEM, CXE AH. *On Hiatus*.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,191 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Stages of Love by Fangirl17 reviews
Edward and Bella can't stand each other, but when Edward finds out that Bella gets beaten by Charlie, what will he do? Will Edward save Bella or will she be left alone. *ALL HUMAN*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8222 - Favs: 5,890 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Head Over Heels by forever bree reviews
All human. Edward and his siblings Emmett and Alice are off to college where boys and girls share the same bathroom and soo on. Sparks fly but can Bella forget the past and love? Can Edward get through to her? Will it work out? Fluff and lemons?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Wild Ride by Izzy Masen reviews
ALL HUMAN. The girls all share an apartment together. That is, until Emmett decides that he is going to move in, and he just might bring his best friend and brother with him! RATED M FOR A REASON Disclaimer: Don't own any characters, just the plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,244 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lake Logan by ThatGirl137 reviews
Since I was ten I’ve spent every summer in a lake house on Lake Logan and every year we have the most crackpotted neighbours renting the house next door. Now, the summer before my first year of college, something is going to be different. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
New Life by Bella4Edward reviews
Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper have been friend since they can remember. They all went to the same college, but how will the girls react when they meet their new roommate Bella Swan? All human! Better Summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,262 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Diary of a secret crush: Unrequited Love:COMPLETE! by Delima Rose reviews
New in town, new school, new faces, Bella is the new girl, and nobody seems to like her. Then she spots Edward Cullen on her first day. Hot, smirky, and messy haired Edward. It's love at first sight! But he doesnt seem to realize that she exist! ALL HUMAn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,207 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete