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No it has not cut ur heads off. It's how the picture was taken!

Name : Rebecca Yasmin Thompson

School: Belfast Royal Academy

Music: Rock/Metal/Heavy Metal

Bands: Lacuna coil/ Unsun/ 3oh!3/ Panic! at the disco and bands as such

Books: Lord Of The Rings/ The Hobbit/ Harry Potter/ Fantasy/ Some Sci-fi

Movies: Underworld and movies as such

Friends: Katie/ Meghan/ Rowan/ Livvy/ Louise

G'day everyone. Here is my stories status:

Teenagers : In progress

Tea Party : In progress

This is me. I am what I am. I will never change for anyone.

RaNdOm

Miguel and Tulio from The Road to El Derade remind me alot of James and Sirius

Chocolate Muffins are AMAZAZING!

Die Rasins Die!

French toast is nummy!

A word of advice . . .

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

-you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

-If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Harry Potter characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands"

Rowan. This is your fault

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Like St. Valentine by H.I.M. (LOL)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

Interlude 1 by Enter Shikari

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

Welcome to the black parade by My Chemical Romance

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

Closing by Enter Shikari

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

All summer long by Kid Rock (Tis not)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

Playing god by Paramore (I refuse to play Tre Cool)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

This is how we do by All Time Low (Ha Ha That is true-ish)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

Careful by Paramore

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Black bubblegum by The Dillinger Escape Plan (I swear it's only on bad days! I love you guys really)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

Lost innocence by UnSun (Creepy)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY

Waterfront dance club by Funeral for a friend (LMAO)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

Break away by Tokio Hotel (Tis the sad truth)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

Saturday super house by Biffy Clyro (LOL)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

Sleep by My Chemical Romance (LOL)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

Burch den monsun by Tokio Hotel

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

Give me what I want by Kids In Glass Houses (I worry)

HOW WILL YOU DIE

No sleep tonight by Enter Shikari

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

Lips like morphine by Kill Hannah

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

That’s what you get by Paramore

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

Rockstar by Nickleback

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

In Venere Veritas by H.I.M

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Scream by Tokio Hotel

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

Step up by Enter Shikari

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

Ok, time for plan B by Enter Shikari

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

Those were some strange answers.

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Only in a Moment by PatronusCharmBabe reviews
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My Dear, I Shouldn't Give a Damn by PfanGIQUE reviews
When Lily enters her fifth year at Hogwarts, she notices many changes in the last person she ever thought could change. Yup, you guessed it. READ AND REVIEW, MY FRIENDS!
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Indeed with a side order of awesome by Druna Malgood reviews
Three crazy muggle girls have found Hogwarts. Oh dear. Now their supplied with wands, able to do magic and are terroising our favourite characters. Who the heck thought this was a good idea? Not my fault! I'm just writing about it.
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Last Chance Saloon by Fiji Mermaid reviews
The Last Chance Saloon Ranch lets guests live out their cowboy fantasies. The town of Runamuck offers decadence and debauchery. Between the two of them, Hermione is hoping to find a fresh start. Maybe she should start with the blue-eyed ranch hand.
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The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Difference by VixenVampirechick reviews
Selene teaches Michael how to survive all the while learning from Michael how to live...
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2005
War of the Worlds by vampyricdeath reviews
ABANDONED WHY ARE YOU READING THIS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006
Assassin by Adalon Ithilriel reviews
This is a sequel to my Far From Over fic. It tells the story of Ravyn, Selene and Michael's daughter. As the first born hybrid, she has the unique ability of being able to readand controlpeople's minds. Please review! Chapter 11 finally UP!
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Tea Party reviews
Hermione has landed a job in the muggle world. One no-one expected her to have. Ever. Especially a certain Malfoy character. When he drops into a muggle club with his good friend Blaise he is in for the shock of his life. Was that Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Teenagers reviews
They were all a big gang of friends in 7th year but hadn’t guessed how afraid the 1st years were afraid of them. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Blaise, Pansy, Neville and Luna decide to clean up their acts with the help of Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009
Drabbles reviews
PLEASE CLICK, READ AND VOTE! PLZ YES YOU THERE READING THIS!
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