Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tales, and Twilight.
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sentences for life:
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (and we all know who I'm talking about)
No one is perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what you’re up too.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch, but not too bright.
A wise man once said,"I don't know, go ask the women!"
Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When in doubt, make up words!
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Out of my mind ... Back in five minutes.
I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.
I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my . . . Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . but we love them anyways.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"—a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun!
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Friends: Help you up when you fall.
Friends: Help you find your prince.
Friends: Will ask you why you are crying.
Friends: Will offer you something to drink.
Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Friends: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
Friends: Will help you move.
Friends: Will bail you out of jail.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Friends: Would pick you up from jail.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Friends: Forgive you.
Friends: Annoy you.
Friends: Will say goodbye and hang up when they are out of things to say.
Friends: Laugh with you.
Friends: Ask you to write down your number.
Friends: Borrow your stuff and give it back after a few days.
Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Friends: Have to be told not to tell anyone.
Friends: Know few secrets about you.
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you have had enough.
Friends: Would try to put out the fire in your house.
Friends: Will pick you up when you are down.
Friends: Have to ask why you are crying.
Friends: Will say you can do better.
Friends: Call you your name or a simple nickname.
Friends: Will send you to rehab.
Friends: Will teach you how to drive.
Friends: Will hide you from the cops.
Friends: Won't let you make a fool of yourself in public.
Friends: Like you.
Friends: Are only temporary.