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Author has written 1 story for Pellinor.

My name's Hannah, and I am an aspiring author.
I'm 13 years old and live in Missouri-the extremely-nutso-can't-control-itself-weather-wise state! =D

Like all normal people I know, I have some obsessions-major, then not so major. The not-so-major are...

1) Maximum Ride series
2)Hunger Games (Good book, despite the morbid title...)
3)Well, that's it!

The majorly MAJOR obsessions are...

1)THE PELLINOR SERIES! Absolutely hands down the best book series ever! I strongly recommend it!
2)Reading in general- Some of my favorite series are Max. Ride, Pellinor (obviously), Lord of the Rings, NOT Twilight (I despise Twilight with a passion! A special thank-you to everyone who agrees with me!!), The Callahan Cousins, and MANY more!
3)Most sports other than football and baseball- rock climbing, snowboarding, gymnastics and pole vaulting among my favorites!
4)Lately, writing! I love to write, especially Pellinor add-ons, though I don't publish all my add-ons on fanfic...

I also enjoy listening to music occasionally, including Third Day, Toby Mac, Carrie Underwood, The Fray (#1!), AC-DC, Saving Able, Three Days Grace, and many more!

If you were to meet me for the first time, you would probably think that I'm just another average teen, but the truth is, I'm not! I love to learn, which is more than can be said for most people my age, and I'm also in the Gifted Program in many areas. But then again, I'm not all learning and studying! I enjoy a bit of fun as much as the next person!

Hopefully now you know a bit about me, and if you don't, well, you must not be very attentive! Remember to check out my few (ok, 1...) story below! R&R!!

P.S. I thought the Walmart thing below was too good to pass up! Thanks to Maximumchrisyt!! Oh ya, and the Max Ride thing below it!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Maximum Ride

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max

"Whats this our side, Kemosabe?" -Max

"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max

"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
2)Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3)Sarcastic "youve got to be kidding me" -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max

"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max

"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."

"Total you're black"
"I prefer Canine American" - Total/Iggy

"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
"Umm, No."
Hello, Lab? May I speak to a test tube please? - Max/Dr Martinez

It was like Christmas, and his birthday, and sort of Halloween all rolled up into one. - Ari

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang

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Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves on an all new adventure called boarding school. Problems ensue as they face boyfriends, friends,enemies, and roommates they can't stand. Major Fax and other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,172 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
From the Ashes by Eleve Osirian reviews
Dernhil survives his encounter with the Hulls, but leaves Innail to protect Maerad and his friends; should the Dark learn of his survival, none would be safe. Maerad is plagued by dreams of him and begins to question his death; she searches for the truth
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Maered, Dernhill
When the Rain Clears by Eleve Osirian reviews
Silvia whispered a greeting into the darkness outside her rooms. “Kela lumina, Clavila.”
Pellinor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Silvia - Complete
Ways of the Heart by Eleve Osirian reviews
Cadvan shows Maerad a poem highlighting the mysteries surrounding love; she soon understands more than she ever thought possible- an M/C oneshot based on The books of Pellinor by Alison Croggon.
Pellinor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Whisper of A Thrill by Eleve Osirian reviews
Can one moment alter the course of the future? For Maerad, it can change eternity.
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008
In Sickness or in Health by turquoise.seas reviews
FAX... Fang has a fever, what does Max do? Oneshot.. cutesyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
A Short Blue Dress by burninganchors reviews
OLD STORY. Another Welcome Feast, and this time Lyla accompanies Maerad. But Lyla has some different ideas about what to wear. Will Cadvan notice the change?
Pellinor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
Beyond The Singing reviews
Sharma has been defeated, and Maerad and Cadvan leave Innail to journey to Lirigon, where Cadvan will continue to teach Maerad in The Arts. But what happens on the way changes everything.
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009