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Like all normal people I know, I have some obsessions-major, then not so major. The not-so-major are...
1) Maximum Ride series
The majorly MAJOR obsessions are...
1)THE PELLINOR SERIES! Absolutely hands down the best book series ever! I strongly recommend it!
I also enjoy listening to music occasionally, including Third Day, Toby Mac, Carrie Underwood, The Fray (#1!), AC-DC, Saving Able, Three Days Grace, and many more!
If you were to meet me for the first time, you would probably think that I'm just another average teen, but the truth is, I'm not! I love to learn, which is more than can be said for most people my age, and I'm also in the Gifted Program in many areas. But then again, I'm not all learning and studying! I enjoy a bit of fun as much as the next person!
Hopefully now you know a bit about me, and if you don't, well, you must not be very attentive! Remember to check out my few (ok, 1...) story below! R&R!!
P.S. I thought the Walmart thing below was too good to pass up! Thanks to Maximumchrisyt!! Oh ya, and the Max Ride thing below it!
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max
"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max
"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang
"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"Whats this our side, Kemosabe?" -Max
"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max
"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel
"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max
"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."
"Total you're black"
"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
It was like Christmas, and his birthday, and sort of Halloween all rolled up into one. - Ari
"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge
"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang
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