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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going

e an online match against me sometime. frequently play Resident evil 6, need for speed hot pursuit/most wanted, Dark souls and tekken 6/TTT2

to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

1. You accidentaly enter your password on your microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your freinds is they don't have a screen name or my space.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.

6. Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.

9. And you were to busy to notice # 5

10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5

11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise-versa copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.
tihs is so fkneairg asomwe!!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Dipstick1214,Thousand Tailed Holy FlashFang, Chaos Nutter

If you have ever went up a down escalator and got caught, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

if you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food!?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody airplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Duh. Sherlock)

in my opinion this is my most important thing on my profile

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

"Be careful of your thoughts. Thoughts become words.
Be careful of your words, Words become actions.
Be careful of your actions. Actions become habits.
Be careful of your habits. Habits define character.
Be careful of your character. Character defines destiny!"
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

What Kisses Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.

Step One: Naruto is being chased by an angry mob even though he's only three years old (barly old enough to wipe his own ass) and living alone for some reason.

Step Two: He trips and/or reaches a dead end (oh noooo's) and they procede to inflict grevous, crippling, and all around over exaggerated unsurvivable wounds.

Step Three: After ten minutes of stabbing and beating (Which miraculously avoided his vitals) someone comes in to inflict the the final blows at the crowds jeering.

Step Four: In a 'thrilling' and 'suspenseful' moment a giant war-hammer is swung down on Naruto, only to be stopped an inch from his head by token superhero #25.

Step Five: Token superhero #25 yells at crowd. "WHAT ARE DO DOING TO TO THIS POOR BOY?!," crowd replies. "KILLING THE DEMON!" or the like. Slaughter ensues.

Step Six: Sarutobi and an Anbu squad show up. (perfect timing) Hokage confronts token superhero #25. "WHO ARE YOU?!" hero responds. "I'm super awesome-man! (Relation to Naruto's parents optional) Now why are your villagers attacking this poor boy?"

Step Seven: The Hokage proceeds to break his own law and tells to complete strangers Narutos life story, much to their outrage.

Step Eight: Token superhero #25 says he's taking the boy away to train him. Sarutobi agrees immendiatly without arguement, but pleads for them to return for the Genins exams. #25 agrees. (The fact that he agreed to bring the kid back to a place that delivered a massive beating to a three year old didn't seem to bother him.)

Step Nine: Naruto wakes up after the ten minute conversation completely healed, energetic, and with enough brain damage to forgive the entire ordeal. (Apparently he's Jesus, filled with infinate forgiveness for the unforgivable)

Step Ten: They fill Naruto in on the details and he begs to be able to come back to be Hokage. (a three year old can comprehend that...how?) and the duo is off.

Step Eleven: Time skip. Naruto returns, covered in trench coats and pictures of foxes. (throwing all stigmas to the wind).

Step Twelve: Meets Hokage and dishes out all his skills in painful detail. (Throwing all ninja sense to the wind.) Assigned to go to the academy, which happens to be having its exam that day.

Step Thirteen: Shows off dramarically for the test and remainder of story, powning everyone but Orochimaru in the Forest of death.

Step Foreteen: Falls in love with Hinata?!

Props to Silent Master for his well thought out and reasoned rant (claps)

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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
A New Chance For Adventure by ARCEUS-master reviews
Sequel to A New Chance At Life. Finishing the Johto region while traveling with two Legendary Pokémon, Latias and Latios, was certainly a joyous experience for Ash. With that region behind him, Ash has now set his sights on a new tournament: The Hoenn League, a journey that promises new challenges, new friends and rivals to be met, and a powerful evil ready to rise…
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 240,528 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias, Latios
Proeliator of Rutilus Diluculo by Marutectz552 reviews
For him Fate is a meaning, it is worthless and so little to one man. He defied his own fate of being the savior of a world that had scarred him so. With him the world gave him his Sadness, for all his grief and anger that all were thrown upon him which brought fear to send his own world to the edge. So from as the Destroyer he becomes the Savior of a world anew, as he brings hope.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 304,277 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Raul Fictitious reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 406,365 - Reviews: 3811 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 4,269 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Tattoo by EmmettAnnWithAnE reviews
The remaining three Champions decide to honour Cedrics memory, see how the continued contact changes things for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto the legendary ninja by Darkca reviews
During the second exam Naruto awakens a long thought lost power in the galaxy. How will the ninja world handle the revivel of the Legendary super Saiyan. Not Yaoi! not that there is anything wrong with that but no.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Brolly, Naruto U.
Luffy's Mistrust by TheDarknessRisesToRule reviews
The crew does something they regret and Luffy decides that it's time for a lesson. Luffy is very OOC in this. One-Shot but I may add another chapter depending on reviews
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Luffy, Nami, Straw Hats P. - Complete
My Curse Revived by AvalonNakamura reviews
She was been cursed from the day she was born. Cursed to struggle between the honor of reviving her clan, the need to love, and the terrible need for revenge that now gnaws endlessly at her heart. Can someone break the curse? FemSasuxNaru NaruXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,362 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The New Trainer by James Young reviews
Naruto has gotten bored, but he finds a Pokemon egg, so ends up finding Professor Oak and sees him just as Ash leaves to begin his journey with Pikachu. When Naruto's egg hatches to reveal a Pink Dratini, Naruto isn't so bored anymore. Being rewritten.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,023 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Dratini/Miniryu, Naruto U.
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Ninja's Duel Academy by Dylan Millwood reviews
Adopted from Harem Master123. When two evils meet, Squad seven ends up in a world of monsters and card games, While trying to find a way home,Naruto finds something that makes him question if he WANTS to go back to the Elemental Nations
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,302 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Naruto U., Alexis R./Asuka T.]
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 5,207 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Master of the North Wind by perfect oblivion reviews
Sasuke fatally wounds Naruto at the VOTE. Kyuubi sacrifices his own life to save Naruto, and casts him into the world of pokemon, where the blonde finds himself an unusual adopted sister.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Suicune/Suikun, Naruto U.
Dynamic Entry by The Conquerors reviews
Inspired by the Leeroy Jenkins video, we present you with insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Lee R. - Complete
Unspeakable Potter by Z-bond reviews
All he ever wanted to do was to protect his loved ones and prevent further tragedies from happening, but will he throw his humanity away to achieve it? Features a powerful Harry! Pairings: Harry/OC, Harry/Fleur. Neville Longbottom is BWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,975 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Elusive Prince by The Purple Critic reviews
Harry Potter, a different take on an old story. Lily's spell did a little more than protect the young infant, it stole every ounce of power the dark lord had. Now with all that power, one can only wonder, what's the worst that could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Caged birds lullaby by Mirajane Ryuu-Darkwings reviews
They met by an accident, but maybe just this once it was fate? Follow Naruto and Neji as they understand what is love, friendship and devotion. What has fate planned for them? Arranged marriage? Onward to the finals of the Chuunin exams.FemNaruNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,192 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruko U., Neji H.
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Desert Thief by Write by Faith reviews
In search of a beloved friend, Link travels across the kingdoms of the world in an effort to find her. When consequences unforeseen by Link arise, the Hero must act to ensure the safety of both his friend, and the world she lives in.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,812 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Link, Midna
Kanto ReDone by bc.smith549 reviews
Ash is a more serious Trainer...let me know what you think. I am open to critisism, as long as it helps the story. Ah yes, this is him starting from the very begining, as the name suggests. So click here, and enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Flame from the Underground by Shinigami Ace reviews
Meet Dominic Morgan; drug dealer, pimp and underground crime boss. He is also known as Harry Potter; twin brother to the Boy Who Lived. As the war begins to rage, the light side decides it needs it's lost kin, but he isn't coming back without a fight...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,716 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P.
Rise From the Shadow by vsizzel reviews
During the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi's power into his daughter, while sealing the soul into his son Naruto. Neglected over his sister, Naruto grows up from the shadow. Alive Minato & Kushina. Really strong Naruto, Narutoxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,396 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Dawn's Scar by KitsuneNaruto135 reviews
Becoming a demon will make people judge you; and harshly. The whole world is against what you've become. But a little thing like becoming the embodiment of hatred won't keep Naruto down; it's just gonna make him push back harder. Tales of Symphonia Cross.
Crossover - Naruto & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,995 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sheena F.
The Dark Trainer by The Void's Eternal Wanderer reviews
Smart cunning Naruto in a Naruto and Pokemon crossover using all dark type pokemon rated T as a caution real first chapter is up read and review.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Power Play by Savile reviews
The Dursleys taught Harry one thing, there are those who have power and those who desire it. He knows which one he wants to be. Post GOF. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Daphne G.
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: bloodline reemergence by SimFlyer reviews
Long ago there were abilities that were passed down by Blood. These abilities eventually died out. This is the story of the re-emergence of one such ability and the journey a young boy will embark upon. This is the story of the Sharingan Eye
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P.
Riseing Maelstrom by WolfLeader4000 reviews
When the Kyuubi attacked on Oct 10 the Third sealed it's yokai away into the Forths just born twin daughter and son while sealing the foxs soul into 1 year old Naruto. Rest of the sum inside. Naruto NarutoXKushina/Harem no Incest.Smart Naruto small harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Perfect Husband by Fox McCloude reviews
The Queen of Hyrule has died, and her daughter must get married before succeeding her in the throne. But fed up with the search of a suitor, she decides to leave on a journey... Alternate universe. 100% ZeLink. Warning: Not for Ilia fans.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,402 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
Rewrite abandoned for original. I flipflop more than Hilary Clinton, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Demon Shark and the Fish Cake by Garm88 reviews
Naruto, left for dead, is stumbled upon by a randomly wandering Hoshigaki Kisame. Impressed enough by the child's sheer will in not dieing, Kisame decides to take on a student. How would Naruto do if he was raised by someone a little monstrous?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
What Do You Know? by Kattheamazing reviews
Harrowed by false assumptions, Snake and Samus find fortitude in one other instead. SnakeXSamus fluff. Oneshot. Giftfic for MessengerOfDreams.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
Sealed Fate by Miss Lily Michaels reviews
Naru Uzumaki had only one reason for living:to protect the second prince of Konoha.Despite her mysterious heritage she is willing to do anything to ensure the safety of her beloved prince.Even at the cost of her own life.SasukeXFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sibling Influence by Doll's.Stare reviews
Gradual AU-he only wanted someone to acknowledge him. And she did. She taught him, took care of him secretly, confided in him, his nee-chan did. Then she died, and he became her legacy and her avenger. Exactly how much will this change Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Unleashed Potential by Master-Ant reviews
Naruto was never trained by anybody before he met Iruka and still managed to beat people like Haku, Gaara and Neji. So, what if he got a teacher even before he started the academy? Rated M for dark themes, murder, and probably language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Nine Tails by Rayger reviews
After an accident in the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto wakes up in a world not his own. With nothing but his depleted abilities and a weakened Kyūbi backing him, Naruto must stand threats more dangerous than what he imagines in a world he knows nothing of.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Naruto U.
To Fight For Those That Believe In You by Thomas3Garchomp reviews
The infamous Uchiha Itachi has been appointed by the Hokage as Naruto's jonin instructor. Now he'll change him into something great as Naruto changes Itachi too. NarutoxHarem later. NOT A YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Interdimensional Void by vladisnoangel reviews
What will happen when Louise instead Saito, she summon our favorite blond knuckle head shinobi. What will happen to Tristanian Kingdom, will they be ready to welcome Naruto. Will the last Uzumaki will change the world he was summoned in. R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Louise
New beginning by AceSkarmory reviews
After Itachi's death in the hands of his little brother. He awakens in a new world with strange creatures. Well Itachi be able to handle living in this strange new world and when did he get younger?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Itachi U.
Demon mage in the pokegirl world by You will fear my laser face reviews
this was a story that I loved but for some reason disappeared from the internets all credit goes to chaos driver for creating this wonderful story maybe someone wants to pick up where he left off? I would but I'd probably just make a mess of it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 105,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U.
The Fox and the Weasel by flakeshake07 reviews
Naruto Is a mystery to all. Covered in secrets and hidden in lies, no one knows the real him, or Her! All accept One. And so begins the tale of the legendary fox and weasel, as they struggle as a team and as partners overcoming all boundries. Femnaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,388 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Elemental Sage by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
Naruto is called upon by the spirits because of his beast. Now he must watch and guide the young Avatar on his journy to return balence to the world. NarutoXAvatar. NaruXKata AangXToph. Oh and it's a Power Naruto. he doesn't use full power a lot though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Fighting Alone by Thomas3Garchomp reviews
Ash is left alone when training for his match with Volkner. Will Ash overcome the new challenges? Will he fail on this challenge or will this make him stronger than ever? Possible romance later probably with Cynthia or harem.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,020 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Scarlet Fox by Alastair999 reviews
Naruto is on the run from Itachi, when he reveals something shocking to Naruto. He...is a she! What will happen now that Naruto knows Itachi's secret? FemItachiXNaruto Two-Shot lemon! No like, no read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto:cat tales by zaradan reviews
A story idea i got from a writer here on deviant art. rated VERY mature for gratuitous lemons, and gratuitous violence. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
The Resurrection: Revival of the Prophecy by Kel Tenrou Rikudou reviews
Put on hold, until I'm able to either A get some help from a beta reader or B able to write conversation. If someone would like to volunteer I'd be grateful. Not put on hold due to lack of creativity, but lack of ability to write anything besides mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U.
Where I Belong by Symphoniafan reviews
Lloyd orphaned, trapped within a ranch, knowing only his name. He escapes and meets Kratos a mercenary, who is more than he seems. Longing to discover where he belongs he trusts this man to help him, but will he be able to handle the truth of who he is?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,527 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lloyd I.
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Erotic Death by Beyond The Cage reviews
Sometimes, when everything you love dies, something happens. Not just anything, something weird and unnatural. I'm Naruto, and I've been sent to a strange world of sexual desire and rieghtous fury... Hm, wonder how this will turn out? Naruto x Pokegirls
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Bone Pulse by TuBrown reviews
AU. Epic Length. One night Naruto finds out about his Bloodline Limit, the Bone Pulse. The ability to regenerate bones at an alarming pace. He begins to master the ability, trying to turn himself into a close combat machine, a juggernaut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,505 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Big Secret by Final Knightmare reviews
Naruto has a big secret and it’s about to be found out. Through a series of events Naruto discovers that there’s a lot more to life than being a ninja. Naruto/Kurenai/Yugao/Anko/Mikoto/others. Warning Lemon content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,944 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Naru Namikaze, Legend in the making by MissUzumakiHinata reviews
12 years old Naru Namikaze daughter of Yondaime Hokage and container of the kyuubi, hated by nearly everyone and during a beating on her she unlocks her Doujutsu that changes her life forever Fem Naru x Sasuke Bloodline Naruto Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Frozen ShinobiArctic Fox by Ninja bat master reviews
When the cold of winter settles in and replaces the will of fire, Naruto shall become a new ninja. Naru-anko-femkyuubi-possibly others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 230 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Worlds, Two Ninja by Synica reviews
After the final fight to get Sasuke back, Naruto is trasported to the dying world of Sylvarant when he took a jutsu intended for Sasuke. NarutoTales of Symphonia Crossover. Eventual NarutoxSheena, LloydxColette, GenisxPresea & Zelosxhis hunnies. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,753 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Naruto U.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8880 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Jinchuuriki's Harem by Ry-tan reviews
After three years with Jiraiya. Naru hooks up with Anko once more... and all of his other girls. NaruxAnko NaruxMassiveHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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naruto of the chaos energy reviews
what if Sandaime did the sealing? what if the Yondaime cared more about standing then his family. what if the Uzumakis had a bloodline? find out here. strong/naruto! cold/Naruto! not perfect yondy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,657 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Harry potter and the snake's fang reviews
The Potter's live, Harry's twin is named the BWL. My take on the whole "Wrong BWL thing." Hopefully it won't be crap. Constructive critism welcome anytime. Please point out mistakes I have made so I can correct the story. ENJOY. Pairings are uncertain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
a new dimension reviews
Naruto is accidentally sent to another dimension from Kakashi's Kamui attack during a battle with Sasuke. what will Naruto do in a perverts dream world the world of pokegirls. rated M for swearing and lemons. you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U.