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Author has written 11 stories for Total Drama series, and Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.

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Most TDI fans hate Harold. They think he's annoying and rips off Napoleon Dynamite too much, and they can never forgive him for cheating to eliminate Courtney. If you are one of the few who likes Harold, finds him to be a funny, awesome, and interesting character, and actually enjoyed his vote tampering, put this in your profile. Started by Vilecheese.

Most TDI fans hate Owen. They think he's nothing but a collection of eating and fart jokes, and are outraged that he beat Gwen and won TDI. If you are one of the few who actually likes Owen, can see that there's more to him than eating and farting, and actually liked the fact that he beat Gwen in the finale, put this in you profile. Started by Vilecheese.


TDA: My Way (Total Drama Island): An alternate-universe version of Total Drama Action. Instead of movie challenges and 14 returning campers, this season includes 10 veterans, 12 newbies of my creation, and challenges even crazier than the first season's.

Written Progress: Completed!

Upload Progress: Completed!

TDM: My Way (Total Drama Island): An alternate-universe third season of the Total Drama series, continuing from the fanon of TDA: My Way. Contains 16 more newbies of my creation.

Written Progress: 3 episodes out of 26.

Upload Progress: Cancelled Plays funeral music

TDU: My Way (Total Drama Island): I don't even know if I'll ever get to this one. If I do, it will be the last season of the "My Way" fics. It stands for Total Drama Ultimatum, and will have all 50 campers (22 TDI originals, 12 TDA: My Way OCs, 16 TDM: My Way OCs) playing.

Written Progress: Meh, there's a possibility I will write this in the future as the third season, but don't count on it.

Upload Progress: Hahaha. Aren't you funny?

Noah's Day Not Off (Total Drama Island): A one-shot occuring on Playa Des Losers during "Paintball Deer Hunter". This fic is a test to see if I can do something no other TDI fanfic writer has ever done before; write a TDI fanfic with NO ROMANCE WHATSOEVER. Stars Noah and Izzy.

Total Drama Showdown (Total Drama Island): My pathetic attempt at a songfic. Not much else to say.

Island of Idiots (Total Drama Island): A Harold POV fic, because POV fics of just Duncan and Cody aren't enough! I'm not sure if I'll finish this one, but the chances become more likely the more positive reviews I get.

Izzynauts (Total Drama Island): If you've been reading my quotes section recently, you'd realize that I've become psyched for Scribblenauts, an upcoming video game that has you write down basically any common noun and have it materialize and help you solve puzzles. Naturally, you'd want to see such an insane power in the hands of an insane girl, wouldn't you?

Total Candied Island (Flapjack/Total Drama Island): The first season of Total Drama Island plus Flapjack and K'nuckles. Contains all new challenges, an all-new boot order, and loads of drama! But it may be canceled due to getting less votes than Total Drama Race...

Written Progress: One episode (3 chapters)

Upload Progress: 1 chapter

Total Drama Race (Total Drama Island): The Amazing Race...with TDI characters! Including Alejandro and Sierra! Gee, this is tough to write...but I'm trying! It was voted in favor of Total Candied Island, after all.

Written Progress: Not much...

Upload Progress: 1 chapter

I may work on a Chowder one-shot at some time. Having only TD fics under your belt is so...monotonous.

Original Characters: TDA


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Hyper Fangirl

Physical Traits: Ayami, like her name suggests, is Japanese, so she has the facial traits of the Orient. She's extremely short and small, but has a decent figure for a girl her size. Her hair is jet black and nearly reaches her feet. She wears a bright pink shirt and jeans designed to fit someone twice her size. She NEVER trips over them, somehow.

Likes: Sugar, Yaoi, fanart, fanfiction, Total Drama Island, Chowder (the cartoon), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Geoff, Cody

Dislikes: ...Not much. Uh...any food without sugar in it, and Gwen and Bridgette

Bio: Despite being born in Canada, both of Ayami's parents are from Japan, making her as fluent in Japanese as in English. She was an avid watcher of the first season of TDI, and sent about twenty million auditions to join. Chris let her in after three. She has huge crushes on both Geoff and Cody, and likes to write yaoi fanfics about them. She's always eating sugar; she goes rabid after going sugarless for about fifteen minutes. Her voice is extremely high and squeaky, and she talks faster than anyone else on the planet. She enjoys listening to music at double tempo.

Fears: Not having sugar, and anything "creepy crawly"

Name Origin: Ayami = Yammer

Romance Status: Paired with Justin

TDA Rank: The Winner!


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Real Jock

Physical Traits: He looks like a jock. No seriously, he's tall, strapping, and quite handsome. His hair is brown and wavy due to how often he wears his football helmet. His outfit consists of a tight black muscle shirt, navy athletic shorts, and top-of-the-line running sneakers. He's Caucasian.

Likes: Himself, his muscles, football, girls, cheerleaders

Dislikes: Nerds, nerdy girls, ugliness, anyone who dares date any of his girlfriends

Bio: You know that one guy, strutting around his high school like he owns the place? That guy who's the star quaterback of the varsity football team, who single-handedly came back from nowhere and deafeated the rival team ten seconds before time? That guy who always has two gorgeous girls walking alongside him, one in each arm? That guy who all the students look up to, the girls wanting to be with him and the guys wanting to be him? That's Colin in a nutshell. And he enjoys every minute of it. Unfortunately, this also means that he thinks he can get any girl he wants, regardless if she's already taken.

Fears: The entire world brainwashed into wanting to kill him

Name Origin: Colin = Cool

Romance Status: Trying to steal Lindsay

TDA Rank: 23rd place


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Bullied Kid

Physical Traits: Extremely short (he never met anyone his age shorter than him until Ayami) and extremely thin, with no muscle definition whatsoever. Mikey has large brown eyes, which are almost always wide open. His hair is dirty blond and quite soft and thin, like a baby's. He wears a baggy green T-shirt, baggy brown shorts, and small red sneakers. He's Caucasian.

Likes: Quiet, not being bullied, chocolate milk (what?)

Dislikes: Bullies, and anything they do to him (which is quite a lot of things)

Bio: Ever since preschool, everyone had it in for poor Mikey. He doesn't know why; maybe he was too much of a teacher's pet, or maybe he accidentally hurt the prettiest girl in class, or maybe it's just because he's too wimpy to hurt anyone back; but regardless, the kid lives his entire life with a huge target pinned onto his small back. After countless wet willies, swirlies, wedgies, pranks, and several illegal methods of torture, Mikey has become quite shy and reserved. He doesn't trust anyone new he meets, because whenever he does, they just end up bullying him.

Fears: Bullies and Wolves

Name Origin: Mikey = Mini

Romance Status: Paired with Tam

TDA Rank: 13th place


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Inventor

Physical Traits: Shorter than average, with a rather unimpressive figure. Mary has straight red hair, which she splits into two halves reaching somewhere past her shoulders, with a bow in the shape of an atom. She always wears a white lab coat and black rubber boots. She wears round, blue-tinted glasses. She's Caucasian.

Likes: Inventing, Lou, knowledge, science, winning contests

Dislikes: Idiots, people who think she's a "know-it-all" or a "show-off", when inventions blow up in her face, physical work

Bio: Ever since her parents found six-month-old Mary reassembling her toys into a jack so she could leave her crib, they knew she was going places. And places she went, indeed. She was accepted to Harvard at the age of five, and graduated with highest honors. Since then, she has created inventions that have helped the world, such as an efficient solar panel, a broadband millions of times faster than anything seen before, and more recently, a machine that can convert pollutants by the subatomic level into non-toxic compounds such as water and oxygen. She hates doing anything physical, or anything she calls "grunt work", so she invented the Laboring Obiedent Unibot, or Lou, to do that for her. Despite his purpose, Mary and Lou treat each other as friends, not master and slave.

Fears: Lightning

Name Origin: Mary = Marie Curie (The similarities between her and the Johnny Test character of the same name are purely coincidental, believe it or not. I didn't catch it until a couple episodes in.)

Lou = Mary Lou, or Marilou

Romance Status: Single

TDA Rank: 16th place


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Male Twin

Physical Traits: Slightly taller than average, and slightly thinner than average. Joseph has curly brown hair that sits atop his head, like a less extreme version of Marge Simpson. He wears a red striped shirt with a collar, typical blue jeans, and shiny black shoes. He's Caucasian.

Likes: Cards, Reading, being away from his sister, boys

Dislikes: His sister, gross things, his sister, girls, his sister, his sister, vegetables, and his sister. Oh, and did I mention his sister? If not, then his sister

Bio: Joseph has spent his entire life living with a painful tumor at his side; his twin sister Josephine. Whenever he wanted anything, she would complain, disagree, and get him in trouble somehow. And it was always HIM who got in trouble. If Josephine broke a window, it was only a couple of tears before Joseph would be grounded for a month. After living with this demon for sixteen years, he has developed a bias against all girls, believing them all to be just like Josephine. It doesn't help that every girl he meets, he deems scary. In fact, he has been turned off by girls completely, resulting in him becoming homosexual. He doesn't dare tell this to his sister, though.

Fears: Girls

Name Origin: Actually, the name "Joseph" isn't a pun on anything. I just chose a name that had distinct "male" and "female" versions.

Romance Status: Crush on Samuel

TDA Rank: 11th place


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Female Twin

Physical Traits: She's the exact same size and shape as Joseph, except with the added female parts. Her curly brown hair is split in two large pigtails. She wears the same color scheme as her twin; red striped shirt, blue skirt, and black shoes. She's Caucasian.

Likes: Herself, typical girly things, winning, jewelry, expensive things

Dislikes: Joseph, not getting her way

Bio: See Joseph's Bio

Fears: Snakes, especially Boa Constrictors

Name Origin: See Joseph's Name Origin

Romance: Crushed on by Edmund

TDA Rank: 21st place


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Special Kid

Physical Traits: Tall and thin, with messy black hair and two very prominent buck teeth. Edmund has lazy eyes like Bridgette's, except blue, and he slouches. He wears a brown sweater with Christmas decorations, khaki slacks, and untied shoes. He's Caucasian.

Likes: Mud, drooling, his mother, the outdoors

Dislikes: School, learning, confined spaces

Bio: Don't make fun of Edmund, because he was born with a severe mental defect. As such, he's sort of a cross between your standard cartoon idiot and Forrest Gump. Ed lives on a farm, but doesn't help with the chores, instead preferring to wallow in the mud with the pigs. His single mom has stopped trying to get him to work years ago, as he'd just make everything worse. Edmund loves his mother very much, and if she were in mortal peril, that would be the only moment he'd display competence. He talks very slowly, and says "Guh" a lot.

Fears: Math of any kind

Name Origin: Edmund = Dumb. Also, his name is a special throwback to the famous monobrow himself, Ed.

Romance Status: Crush on Josephine

TDA Rank: 14th place


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Jailbird

Physical Traits: Tam looks nothing short of imposing. She's very tall, wears black and chains, and her face is constantly twisted in a sneer. She also has multiple piercings in her ears and a huge, spiky pink mohawk. She's Caucasian (What? Most TDI contestants are Caucasian too).

Likes: Murder, blood, violence, small cute things, jail

Dislikes: Most boys, anyone she considers wimpy (about 99.999 percent of the planet's population), laws, rules

Bio: Screw Juvie. After accidentally murdering an old man, Tam was sent to the big house itself, despite only being four years old at the time. To the immense surprise of the guards and warden, she made herself at home. As the years went by, she morphed from an innocent, scared little girl into the strongest, toughest, most bloodthirsty and violent inmate in the whole jail. As such, she considers prison as her favorite place. Her warden decided she needed a break from jail, so he forced her to sign up for Total Drama Action. Despite her huge transformation, Tam unwillingly and unadmittingly has a weakness to small, helpless things.

Fears: Displaying weakness

Name Origin: Tam = Tough

Romance Status: Paired with Mikey

TDA Rank: 18th place


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Boy-Crazy Girl

Physical Traits: Rather short and dumpy, with a plain, disappointing figure. Casey has short brown hair that is somewhat flyaway. The only feature that stands out are her sparkling blue eyes. She wears an orange sundress and flowered sandals. She's Caucasian.

Likes: Boys, boys, BOYS!

Dislikes: Getting dumped, not fitting in, being hated

Bio: When her friends recommended Total Drama Island to her, Casey decided to try it out. After watching the first season, she was desperate to join in the second one. Why? It's quite simple, really; what other reality show has had SIX couples after a single season? Casey is dying to get a boyfriend, and she's certain that she'll get one at long last in Total Drama Action. Unfortunately for her, she's rather unflattering, and not good at being social.

Fears: Getting dumped by EVERYONE

Name Origin: Casey = Crazy (or Casey = Nutcase)

Romance Status: Unhappily single

TDA Rank: 8th place


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Neat-Freak

Physical Traits: Samuel is average height, but also has a bit of muscle definition. He has white-blond hair that almost seems to glow, and sky-blue eyes. He wears a white T-Shirt, white shorts, and white shoes; all without a speck of dirt on them. He's Caucasian.

Likes: Cleanliness, duh. Also enjoys crafting projects, having fun, and Izzy.

Dislikes: Dirt, duh.

Bio: Samuel was quite the impressionable toddler, so he overheard his parents talking to each other about the deadly flu epidemic in his town, he permanently developed a huge phobia of germs. He spends his entire life cleaning himself, his room, and everything he comes in contact with. Naturally, this annoys everyone at his school, but he couldn't care less. Recently, Samuel has thought about trying to ease up on his cleaning obsession, but has never gotten around to doing it. He always wanted to construct a ship in a bottle, but he could only start once he completed his cleaning, a goal he never accomplished. However, now that he's on TDA, he may finally realize this goal...with a little help from a cetain crazy redhead...

Fears: Germs, duh.

Name Origin: Samuel = Sanitary

Romance Status: Paired with Izzy (alongside Owen)

TDA Rank: The Runner-up

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Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Singer

Physical Traits: She could easily be considered the second hottest girl in the series after Lindsay, with long blond hair, a nice figure, and a pretty face. She wears a blue tank top, revealing her belly, and tight blue jeans. She's Caucasian.

Likes: Singing, dreaming, imagination, music in general

Dislikes: Scratchy sounds, chauvanists, all of her ex-boyfriends

Bio: Allison is said to have magic lungs, and anyone who has ever heard her sing seems to agree with this. She is dying to audition for Canadian Idol, but she's still a year too young. Besides her singing, Allison is rather mediocre in other areas; she can't swim, her grades are merely average, and she's not interested in sports. She doesn't need those, though, because her looks and her voice alone can charm practically every guy she meets. She loves listening to her iPod, but Chris wouldn't allow it on the island. He didn't want Heather doing the same trick twice, after all.

Fears: Drowning

Name Origin: Allison = Song

Romance Status: Paired with Ezekiel

TDA Rank: 3rd place


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Villain/The Obsessive Fanboy

Physical Traits: Ethan is tall, dark, and devilishly handsome, with slicked-back black hair, piercing black eyes, and a pointy goatee he likes to twirl. He wears a gray T-shirt, khaki shorts, and sandals. He's mostly Caucasian, but has some Native American in him as well.

Likes: Heather. That's it.

Dislikes: Anything Heather dislikes.

Bio: For the first sixteen years of his life, Ethan knew he had to change the world. He hated the way it was, with its polution, corrupt politicians, rapid consumption of resources, and other such debauchery. He has always been evil, but he never had a reason to be so. Come TDI, and everything changes. Ethan is instantly smitten by Heather, and discovers that she's the perfect way to rid the world of its problems. Using the magic he had inherited from his Yurgonadynaoian ancestor, he could give her unlimited power; power that she could use to toy with the universe however she pleased. With that as his new mission in life, he cheated himself into the second season of Total Drama, willing to do whatever it takes to get what he, and she, wants. In short, Ethan is a villain who's sole motivation is love. How many villains like THAT can you think of?

Fears: None

Name Origin: Ethan = Evil, and Ethan = Heather

Romance Status: Paired with Heather

TDA Rank: 4th place

Original Characters: TDM


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Albino

Physical Traits: It's kind of hard to tell most of the time, because he wears a black cloak and gloves whenever there's any light. The only things visible through the cloak are his bright pink eyes. Remove the cloak, and you'd see that he's tall, extremely skinny, has pure white skin, and hair resembling a bed of straw.

Likes: Darkness, solitude, reading, Gwen

Dislikes: People, light, Aquamarine

Bio: Fitting into the crowd is something Albert has always had trouble with, simply because he was born albino. Even the dimmest of lamps cause him to burn up, so he must wear a cloak at all times in order to protect himself. Soon everyone was calling him a freak or "The Grim Reaper's Son", so he developed a disdain towards people. The only person he does like (including his family) is Gwen, as he finds it interesting that she can be friendly regardless of her background. He joined Total Drama Madness so he could meet her, but now he's stuck with a girl he can't tolerate; Aquamarine. She represents every personality quirk he hates, and now he's clenching his fists trying to make it through the show without quitting. Good luck!

Fears: Light

Name Origin: Albert = Albino. It's also a reference to Fat Albert, because he's the complete opposite.


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Mermaid

Physical Traits: She has long blue hair, large turquoise eyes, dark tropical skin, and wears nothing a seashell bikini (What? Princess Ariel only wears a seashell bikini too!) Obviously instead of legs, she has a large blue fish tail.

Likes: Water, ALL aquatic flora and fauna, being happy, games, emos, Albert

Dislikes: Being sad or mad, water pollution

Bio: Born and raised in a mythical underwater kingdom (not Atlantis), Aquamarine (or Aqua for short) has had an fun and easy life. She's perpetually perky and optimistic, just like most female mermaids. She also has a mischievous side, though, and enjoys sneaking out of the ocean; staring at hot emo boys or just watching some Total Drama. She loves emos, and shows her affection by clinging onto them and flirting and glomping them at any opportunity. Naturally when she got onto Total Drama Madness, she fell head over heels on Albert, who doesn't seem to return her affections. She acts as his foil, responding to all his negativity and pessimism with her powerful wall of optimism. Will she ever get him to like her?

Fears: Dehydration and mythical sea creatures

Name Origin: "Aquamarine" sounded pretty, plus it has the word "aqua" in it, meaning water.


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Bombshell/Cody Fangirl

Physical Traits: Her beauty is impossible to describe with words...but I'll try. She's tall and curvy, with perfectly tanned skin that seems to glow with perfection. She has brown eyes and brown hair. What's really strange about her is that she doesn't look she belongs in any ethnic group; she sort of looks like a mix of them all. She typically wears short shorts and an extremely tight black T-shirt with a picture of Cody's head on it, distorted by her large chest.

Likes: Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, having men at her beck and call, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, and Cody. And don't forget Cody.

Dislikes: Gwen (and most females, really)

Bio: The producers couldn't find anything about her early life...strange. What is known about her is that she's undoubtedly the hottest girl on the show, making even Lindsay look like a hideous monster in comparison. She met Cody back in season 2, being one of the fangirls in Camp Yurgonadynao's underground Cody fanclub. There was no doubt in anyone's mind on which girl Cody would choose to date. Despite having her ultimate crush as a boyfriend, Cassie actually would rather have Cody win his dream girl, Gwen, and she harbors a grudge on her for refusing him. Other than her unbelievable looks, Cassie is also incredibly talented and can do just about anything perfectly. In fact, she may be drawing suspicion from people for being TOO perfect...

Fears: Cody getting hurt/injured/maimed/killed/emotionally distraught/anything else negative

Name Origin: Cassie starts with a "C", just like Cody. Nothing else besides that.


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Uber Nerd

Physical Traits: His combination of scraggly brown hair and beard, and his chubbiness makes him look a lot like Rubeus Hagrid from the Harry Potter series. Like the half-giant, Larson tends to have a kind smile on his face and beady eyes. Unlike the half giant, Larson isn't half giant. He also wears glasses, braces, shorts, and a large t-shirt reading "832+2189/11=1337"

Likes: LARPing, math, D&D, video games, Weird Al Yankovic, science, anime, computer, posting on forums, manga, robots, MMORPGs, fanfiction, cosplaying, sci-fi, and absolutely anything from Japan

Dislikes: Bullies, anyone who doesn't accept his lifestyle, and pie

Bio: If there was a scale to measure nerdiness somewhere, putting Larson on it would break it. He takes pride in scoring 100 on what he calls "Weird Al's nerdiness test", which is just a list of all the lyrics of "White and Nerdy". Larson loves anything nerdy, as you can see, but his very, very favorite is LARPing (Live Action RolePlaying). When participating in a LARP with his friends, he tends to get overexcited, where he'd start jumping in place and flapping his arms about. Larson hopes above all else to meet fellow nerds Noah, Harold, and Cody on his stay on Total Drama Madness, and possibly leave a legacy far greater than any of them. Regardless of whether he does or not, Total Drama is definitely getting a lot nerdier this season.

Fears: Leeroy Jenkins, having his characters lose a battle, and power outages

Name Origin: Larson=LARP


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Helen Keller

Physical Traits: Thin and geeky-looking, with glasses several inches thick and no fashion sense whatsoever. She's also kind of bruised and windswept from bumping into things and falling over so often.

Likes: No one is really sure, because when asked, she replied, "I don't ride a bike". But it's assumed she likes roller coasters.

Dislikes: "No, that bike."

Bio: One day, happy-go-lucky seven-year-old Kelly was skipping through the park, when she got struck by lightning, scrambling her senses! Now even with the strongest prescription glasses, the best she can do is tell apart an object and air. Also, she has horrible word discrimination, which hearing aids don't help with. So now she spends her time wandering through rooms having no idea where she's going while answering people with what sounds like non-sequiturs. With her sight and hearing screwed, Kelly can only take solace in touches. She enjoys feeling the textures of things, and likes the way her stomach lurches when she rides a roller coaster. Will anyone on TDM manage to communicate with her?

Fears: "My ears aren't THAT big, are they?"

Name Origin: Kelly=Helen Keller


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Cool Cucumber

Physical Traits: Kyle's a somewhat small fellow, that despite his messy brown hair and characteristic slouch can seem important and likable. He wears a red hoodie and his jeans too low. He also has a silver earring on his left ear.

Likes: Skateboarding, music, video games, sports, and people of all kinds

Dislikes: When people fight

Bio: Some people think that Kyle's missing some sections of his brain, because he never, ever gets angry or upset. He just goes with the flow, man...goes with the flow. Oh, did I mention he says "dude" and "man" a lot? Well he does. Anyway, like Trent, Kyle's the sort of guy who manages to be popular without really trying to be. He's just really likable, and he always hangs with the cool kids. He has nothing against nerds or geeks, unlike his brethren, and sometimes wishes they could be accepted into popularity. But they can't, not in his school. Whenever he witnesses a fight, Kyle feels obliged to settle their differences. When he entered Total Drama Madness, he immediately felt something click with the residential hippie girl, Emma. Will they make out nonstop like Geoff and Bridgette before them, or will they have a little more sense?

Fears: Rabies

Name Origin: Kyle=Cool. Yes, I'm so unoriginal, I named two characters after the word "cool".


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Hippie

Physical Traits: She wears huge orange glasses, a floral dress, and lots of beads. Her dress billows over most of her body, so it's hard to tell what she really looks like.

Likes: Nature, meditation, peace

Dislikes: Fighting, war, basically any negative trait humans are known for

Bio: Like most hippies, Emma was born in the heart of big business, with a very successful entrepeneur for a father and his trophy wife for a mother. At a very young age, Emma discovered that the big city wasn't for her, and when her parents died in a car crash one night, she never looked back. She claims that she now lives on her own, but it's actually just a teepee on the lawn of her orphanage. The staff are worried about her, thinking she refuses their food and shelter because she's so depressed, but she's not. The other orphans aren't as worried; they idolize her and practice being bums in their spare time. Of course, Emma considers bums to be free spirits, so she encourages this. She joined Total Drama Madness by recommendation of the orphanage staff (she doesn't hang out with kids her own age enough), and has fallen for the equally-easygoing Kyle. Will this power-couple reach the top, or will their lack of competitive drive bring them down?

Fears: Evil spirits and bad vibes

Name Origin: Emma=Empath


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Nice Pushover

Physical Traits: Just picture your favorite African basketball player. No seriously, he's thin, black, wears a small afro, and towers over even DJ. Though he opts for basics shorts and T-shirts instead of jerseys.

Likes: Sports, the outdoors, helping people

Dislikes: Arguments, bullies, being scared or spooked, being asked to play basketball

Bio: Oh no, there's a cat stuck in that tree! If Darrell ever tries to walk past it, or any other minor problem nearby, he'll feel some invisible force pull him back and help out. He also tends to be kind and understanding towards most people, always offering a smile to what they say. The only people he hates are the ones he believes are bad for no real reason. One of the few things that peeves him off is that, because of his stature, everyone assumes that he's an excellent basketball player and tries to get him to play. Guess what? Darrell is TERRIBLE at basketball (which is particularly strange when you realize he's pretty good in every other sport). He's aware that there's plenty of drama waiting for him on TDM, but he's willing to get the villains to settle their differences, and even help Chris fix his sadistic tendencies.

Fears: Ghosts, zombies, anything undead

Name Origin: Darrell = Quarrel (Which he tries to break up)


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Weirdo

Physical Traits: He's a slightly short, slightly chubby Hispanic guy, with short, black hair and a small mustache. Unlike other cartoon characters, he wears different clothes everyday to fit his ever changing personalities.

Likes: Varies

Dislikes: Varies

Bio: Enrique has a very, very, VERY strange case of Multiple Personality Disorder...and a very awesome one, at that! Every day at midnight sharp, he changes personalities, and every single one of them is INSANE! One day, he might be speaking in Olde English and mourning the death of Yorick. The next day, he might think he's an airplane. There's no telling what he'll become next, except that it likely will keep the ratings flowing and Chris McLean's wallet bulging. Unfortunately, Enrique also loses his memories on each passing day...if only he'd become sane for just one day so people could understand what he goes through...

Fears: Varies

Name Origin: (shrugs) It just sounded like a crazy-person name to me.


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Upper-Class Snob

Physical Traits: Tall, thin, and blonde, and wears a fancy blue suit like the ones worn by the Delightful Children from Down the Lane. In other words, Draco Malfoy if he were a muggle.

Likes: His sister, money, power

Dislikes: Mud, poor people, charitable donations

Bio: Hansel and his sister, Gretel, have gone through life with their noses stuck in the air, and prestige thrown at them (they've even been knighted!) However, the two do share a very close bond with one another; like stereotypical twins, they look alike, dress alike, and finish each other's sentences. Despite this, Hansel sometimes is interested in developing his own personality, and has joined Total Drama so it could pop out. Perhaps he'll meet a girl he likes...more than his sister?

Fears: Becoming poor, losing his sister

Name Origin: ...WHAT DO YOU THINK?!


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Upper-Class Snob

Physical Traits: She looks just like her brother, 'cept with an X-chromosome added.

Likes: Her brother, money, power

Dislikes: Mud, poor people, charitable donations

Bio: Like her brother, Hansel, Gretel enjoys belittling the poor folk, finishing her brother's sentences, and strutting along with her nose stuck in the air. The difference lies in their bond; unlike Hansel, Gretel cannot imagine life without her brother and can get quite clingy if he travels more than ten feet away from her. For the most part, she's the more passive of the pair, with Hansel coming up with the ideas and schemes and Gretel agreeing with them. However, what if she meets a boy she likes...more than her brother?

Fears: Becoming poor, losing her brother

Name Origin: See Hansel's name origin


Gender: Female

Stereotype: Rich Btch

Physical Traits: It's kinda hard to tell what exactly she looks like, because she wears enormous sunglasses that hide most of her face, and jewelry that covers almost her entire body.

Likes: Money, jewelry, being served on hand and foot

Dislikes: Getting dirty, anything that costs less than a million dollars

Bio: ANOTHER RICH VILLAIN? I dunno, Chris thought it would be a good idea. Anyway, unlike the twins, Vienna is more of a spoiled brat. She believes that everyone in the world exists to serve her, and expects nothing more than peoples' undying gratitude to serve her. Obviously, everyone thinks she's incredibly annoying due to this, and her constant gloating about how great she is. So how exactly can she survive a bonfire ceremony? I dunno, maybe people will be stupid enough to accept bribes.

Fears: Becoming poor

Name Origin: She was originally named London, but then I discovered that a show called "The Suite Life of Zach and Cody" beat me to the punch. So now she's named after the capital of Austria.


Gender: Male

Stereotype: Prankster

Physical Traits: He looks exactly like Ronald McDonald sans make-up in casual clothing. Or like a younger Flint from Pokemon. Take your pick.

Likes: Pranks, jokes, humiliating people

Dislikes: People who can't take a joke, seriousness

Bio: With a wide, goofy smile on his face and a jaunty, bouncy stride, Wally lives to brighten up everyone's day. Unfortunately, his way of brightening up days is to pull nasty pranks on people. He says he means no harm, and it's all for fun, but go tell that to the guy who lost his hair after getting catapulted into telephone wires. Wally never takes anything seriously, which may be a detriment on Total Drama, because he very well may goof off in a challenge, or prank his own teammates if he thinks they're in a bad mood. However, his upbeat, jovial mood could also score him some friends.

Fears: Cold, dark, scary places

Name Origin: "Wally" sounds whimsical to me.


Gender: Female

Stereotype: The Shy One

Physical Traits: Short and quite overweight, much to her chagrin. She does have pretty brown eyes, though, and nice brown hair. She wears a navy hoodie and blue jeans.

Likes: Privacy, quiet, flowers

Dislikes: Crowds, audiences, eye contact, being touched

Bio: Rhododendron, or Rhode as she likes to be called, was forced onto the show by her psychiatrist to face her fears of people...and so far it doesn't seem to be working. No matter who talks to her, she'll staunchly refuse to look them in the eye. She also seriously freaks out when touched, suddenly going from shy to scary in nothing flat. The only thing that scares her more than people talking and touching her is getting into a serious relationship. And with Total Drama's notoriety for creating lovey-dovey couples, Rhode may have her work cut out for her.

Fears: Commitment

Name Origin: Shy girls/wallflowers seem to be named after flowers a lot. I chose a flower that no one uses.


Gender: Male

Stereotype: The Kid in the Wheelchair

Physical Traits: Incredibly small and scrawny, because he doesn't use his body much. However, his wheelchair is decked out with all the coolest gadgets and gizmos, including a built-in GPS and rocket engines! Awesome!

Likes: Technology, flying around

Dislikes: People going around saying "Nah nah nah nah nah you can't walk!"

Bio: Rick was born with paraplegia; he cannot move his legs. That would suck if you were a normal kid with not-so-nice parents...but Rick's parents just so happen to be scientists who invented the MOST AWESOME WHEELCHAIR EVAR for their son. Who needs walking when you can press a button and you can fly around using miniature rocket engines? Who needs to use those puny arms when extendo-robo-claws ala Dr. Octopus can grab objects 30 feet away? Rick loves showing off in his wheelchair...but still, he's always wondered what it's like to actually walk...

Fears: Losing his wheelchair

Name Origin: Rick rolls around in his wheelchair (We're no strangers to loooooove...)

The Sixteenth a secret. For now.


A small sampling of (in my opinion) really pwnage quotes, just for the heck of it.

"I F#CKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERF#CKING ROBOT ZOMBIES." - Feep. Screw FFVII, Chrono Trigger, and Legend of Zelda: OoT. Scribblenauts is going to be the greatest f#cking video game of all time.

"So you see, Libby, the force between two objects is inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them." - Sheen Estevez
"Sheen! Put them down!" - Libby Folfax
"No, that's gravity. We haven't gotten there yet." - Sheen (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)

"Mama Yoshi!" - Yoshi (Mario Kart Wii) I SWEAR he says this in about a third of his wheelies.

"I AM MELON LORD!" - Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"Tremble in fear as I unleash onto you the forgotten possessions of...uh...Emily Kravitz! From Arlington Heights, Illinoi's'!" - The Box Ghost (Danny Phantom) Not sure if I got this one right.

"Hey Colin, what bird says the name of our next musical guest?" - Ryan Stiles
"Uh...a tern? An arctic tern?" - Colin Mochrie
"And what does an arctic tern say?" - Ryan
"...Backstreetboys!" - Colin (Whose Line is it Anyway)

"Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!" - Snake (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

"Something brushed up against my leg!" - Lindsay
"Something brushed up against MY leg!" - Courtney
"I keep brushing up against things that feel suspiciously like legs!" - Harold (Total Drama Action)

"Copying Sonic would do absolutely nothing, as Kirby already has the ability to suck." - From someone on a forum, don't know who.

"Would you please be my prisoner?" - Dug (Up)

"AH! It's Wheezin' Ed! ...And some other guy!" - Sid (Hey Arnold!)

"I will make your face the greatest in Korridai, or else you will DIE." - Ganon (Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil)

"I don't want to survive. I want to live!" - The Captain (WALL-E)

"Lil...I have a question." - Tommy Pickles (Rugrats)

"Of course he's a boy! Look at his boobies!" - B.O.B.
"B.O.B., we need to have a talk." - Missing Link (Monsters vs. Aliens)

"One cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb." - GlaDOS' blue eye thing (Portal)

"If she turns that thing on we're done for!" - Victor Volt
"Turn that thing on!" - Dr. Doctor
"We're done for." - Victor (The Secret Show)

"Surely you can't be serious!" - Ted Striker
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - Rumack (Airplane!)

"How many times must I tell you? This is MY HOUSE!" - unnamed demon
"Yes!" - Fred Fredburger (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work around here. I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years, and then we die." - Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants)

"My AWESOME!" - Finn (Adventure Time)

"You touch the floor, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, too far to the right you die, too far to the left you die, you die you die you die you die die die die DIE DIE DIE!" - The Angry Video Game Nerd

"I found Prince!" - Dot
"No, 'fingerprints'." - Yakko
"...I don't think so." - Dot (Animaniacs)

"You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!" - King Dedede (Brawl Taunts)

"Well if it isn't my greatest The Teen Titans!" - Control Freak
"Yeah...who is this guy?" - Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

"'Tis but a flesh wound!" - The Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Needs more cowbell!" - Will Ferrell (Saturday Night Live)

"Why is there lava floating in midair? ...Or is it secretly DEATH WATER?! It's DEATH WATER! DEATH WATER, the movie, featuring DEATH WATER, and Led Zeppelin as DEATH WATER's son. How a whole band can be one person I don't know, but it's DEATH WATER so it doesn't matter." - ProtonJon

"I didn't know vikings still existed!" - Brock
"They mostly live in Minnesota." - Ash (Pokemon: The First Movie)

"Snooping as usual, I see!" - Dr. Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

"At least I have chicken." - Leeroy Jenkins (World of Warcraft)

"We've got BALLTH!" - Sylvester (Space Jam)

"I shall defeat you using the karate skills I learned on the internet!" - a black belt (Pokemon Diamond/Pearl)

"How about a cup...of...TEA?!" - Mattress Demon

"Let's call it (the hedge) Steve!" - Hammy (Over the Hedge)

"I am The Cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined!" - The Cheese (Rocko's Modern Life)

"The name's Jim, but they call me...Jim." - Jim (Blazing Saddles)

"I'm not your kitty, I'M MR. HUGGYKINS!" - Numbuh 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door) Not sure if I got this one right.

"Chris MaClean is...Lord of the Dance!" - Chris MaClean (Total Drama Comeback)

"POUND THE THICK FAT ON MY BELLY DRUM" - a collector (Pokemon Emerald)

"Meelk." - Mordecai
"Cereal." - Rigby
"...Combiiiine." - Mordecai and Rigby (Regular Show)

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming-imming-imming!" - Dory (Finding Nemo)

"...I think it's a monkey wearing lederhosen." - Achoo (Duck Dodgers)

" know Flapjack's a boy?" - Cap'n K'nuckles
"...I'm a doctor." - Doctor Barber (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack)

"I'm going to destroy the Earth! Isn't that lovely?" - Marvin the Martian (Looney Toons)

"Uh...we're practicing for the company play! 'Put that Thing Back Where it Came From, or So Help Me'!" - Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.)

"Until that day...BRING ME CHILI FRIES!!" - Albedo (Ben 10 Alien Force)

"Ethan: Revitalizing breast fetishes in lifeless losers or your money back." - Ethan (TDA: My Way)

"And where did you get all these nice things?" - Mr. Turner
"Internet." - Timmy
"And where did you get the internet?" - Mr. Turner (Fairly Oddparents)

"Why settle for one trillion dollars when you can have...ONE BILLION DOLLARS?" - Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)

"Gimme some coffee." - Buck Tudrussell
"Say the magic word..." - Larry 3000
"Abracadabra. Now gimme some coffee!" - Tudrussell (Time Squad)

"Whoops! Dropped my balls!" - a juggler (Pokemon Gold/Silver)

"Hello, I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up I want to be A TREE! Acorn, becomes A TREE! Acorn, becomes TREE! Acorn, TREE!" - Double-D (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"SPOON!" -The Tick (The Tick)

"I can make that bloke down there pick his nose again, and again, and again!" - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"I like to go onto message boards and complain about games I've never played!" - Francis (Super Paper Mario) I never knew Nintendo was THAT savvy with its nerd fanbase.

"Bye bye doggies!" - Cheese (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) The very last line from the show...sniff. You will be missed.

"Shrek!" - Fiona
"Harold!" - Shrek
"Fiona!" - Harold
"Donkey!" - Donkey (Shrek 2) Meh, it goes something like that...

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people." - The Scout (Team Fortress 2)

"And his plan is to, you guessed it, take over the world." - The Nostalgia Critic
"OF COURSE!" - M. Bison (The Nostalgia Critic)

"NOW...YOU...MUST...PAY...That'll be 11.95 please!" - Him
"Say what?!" - The Powerpuff Girls (The Powerpuff Girls) Not sure if I got this one right.

"...He's dead. Chowder's dead." - Chowder (Chowder)

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, expect to see some serious s@@@." - Dr. Brown (Back to the Future)

"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" - a youngster (Pokemon Red/Blue)

"I LIKE RICKROLLING!" - Cheese (2008 Macy's Parade)

"Skadoosh." - Po (Kung Fu Panda)

"Hey Brain, what do ya wanna do tonight?" - Pinky
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky...I have no idea." - Brain (The Pinky and the Brain)

"Remember when this show was about a human boy going to an all animal school?" - Jake Spidermonkey (My Gym Partner's a Monkey) Yes, I used a quote from THAT show.

"Does this puppet make me look fat? ...THE X'S!" - Glowface (The X's) Yeah, and THAT one too.

"Look!" - Mr. Blik
"A finger!" - Waffle (Catscratch) And THAT one.

" I guess you are aliens...with a bizarre fiddle fetish." - Sampson (Camp Lazlo) Last one, I swear.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant, radioactive rubber PANTS! The pants...they call to me..." - ZIM (Invader Zim) Obligatory, I know.

"The internet is for pr0n! The internet is for pr0n! Why you think the net was born? Pr0n, pr0n, PR0N!" - Trekkie Monster (Avenue Q) Truer words have never been spoken, sadly.

"Look, A THING!" - Dr. Chipotle Jr. (El Tigre)

"Farewell Total Drama Island. I loved, I lost...and I saw boobies. What more could a man ask for?" - Harold (Total Drama Island) My all time favorite quote.

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Total Drama Race reviews
Total Drama the Musical was a bust with the fans, so what will Chris and Chef do with all those passports? Easy; pair up the 24 campers and put them through a season of the Amazing Race!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2009
Total Candied Island reviews
What if Flapjack and K'nuckles found Candied Island...and it's actually Camp Wawanakwa? You'd get an unforgettable season of Total Drama Island, with all-new challenges, an all-new boot order, and more!
Crossover - Total Drama series & Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2009
The TDI User's Guide for: DJ reviews
Learn how to enjoy and take care of your very own DJ unit! When diving into this story, take care to avoid receiving a wedgie flop.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - DJ - Complete
The TDI User's Guide For: Heather reviews
Learn how to enjoy and take care of your very own HEATHER unit! Or learn how to maim and destroy your very own HEATHER unit! Preferably the latter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Heather - Complete
The TDI User's Guide for: Trent reviews
Learn how to enjoy and take care of your very own TRENT unit! Now part of a joint project with Winter-Rae.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Trent - Complete
The TDI User's Guide for: Owen reviews
Learn how to enjoy and take care of your very own OWEN unit! Inspired and/or ripped off by Winter-Rae.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Owen - Complete
Izzynauts reviews
Based on the upcoming video game, Scribblenauts. Izzy gets ahold of a magic pen that can create whatever the writer desires. Chaos ensues.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Izzy - Complete
Island of Idiots reviews
Harold thought that being on Total Drama Island would be awesome, but it turns out he's stuck on an island of idiots. A Harold POV fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harold
TDA: My Way reviews
A crazed fan's version of a second season of TDI, with twelve OCs! Will Casey ever get a boyfriend? Will Mikey ever stop getting bullied? Will Ethan defeat his nemesis Harold? And will Izzy ever stop being awesome? Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,710 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Showdown reviews
The 9001st season of the Total Drama series is finally here! ...Just kidding. This is a songfic of "The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny " by Lemon Demon. Rated T due to the song's lyrics and violence.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Noah's Day Not Off reviews
All Noah wants to do today is sit back, relax, and read his newest novel. Unfortunately for him, Izzy has other things in mind. Rated K-plus just in case.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Noah, Izzy - Complete