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Most TDI fans hate Harold. They think he's annoying and rips off Napoleon Dynamite too much, and they can never forgive him for cheating to eliminate Courtney. If you are one of the few who likes Harold, finds him to be a funny, awesome, and interesting character, and actually enjoyed his vote tampering, put this in your profile. Started by Vilecheese.
Most TDI fans hate Owen. They think he's nothing but a collection of eating and fart jokes, and are outraged that he beat Gwen and won TDI. If you are one of the few who actually likes Owen, can see that there's more to him than eating and farting, and actually liked the fact that he beat Gwen in the finale, put this in you profile. Started by Vilecheese.
TDA: My Way (Total Drama Island): An alternate-universe version of Total Drama Action. Instead of movie challenges and 14 returning campers, this season includes 10 veterans, 12 newbies of my creation, and challenges even crazier than the first season's.
Written Progress: Completed!
Upload Progress: Completed!
TDM: My Way (Total Drama Island): An alternate-universe third season of the Total Drama series, continuing from the fanon of TDA: My Way. Contains 16 more newbies of my creation.
Written Progress: 3 episodes out of 26.
Upload Progress: Cancelled Plays funeral music
TDU: My Way (Total Drama Island): I don't even know if I'll ever get to this one. If I do, it will be the last season of the "My Way" fics. It stands for Total Drama Ultimatum, and will have all 50 campers (22 TDI originals, 12 TDA: My Way OCs, 16 TDM: My Way OCs) playing.
Written Progress: Meh, there's a possibility I will write this in the future as the third season, but don't count on it.
Upload Progress: Hahaha. Aren't you funny?
Noah's Day Not Off (Total Drama Island): A one-shot occuring on Playa Des Losers during "Paintball Deer Hunter". This fic is a test to see if I can do something no other TDI fanfic writer has ever done before; write a TDI fanfic with NO ROMANCE WHATSOEVER. Stars Noah and Izzy.
Total Drama Showdown (Total Drama Island): My pathetic attempt at a songfic. Not much else to say.
Island of Idiots (Total Drama Island): A Harold POV fic, because POV fics of just Duncan and Cody aren't enough! I'm not sure if I'll finish this one, but the chances become more likely the more positive reviews I get.
Izzynauts (Total Drama Island): If you've been reading my quotes section recently, you'd realize that I've become psyched for Scribblenauts, an upcoming video game that has you write down basically any common noun and have it materialize and help you solve puzzles. Naturally, you'd want to see such an insane power in the hands of an insane girl, wouldn't you?
Total Candied Island (Flapjack/Total Drama Island): The first season of Total Drama Island plus Flapjack and K'nuckles. Contains all new challenges, an all-new boot order, and loads of drama! But it may be canceled due to getting less votes than Total Drama Race...
Written Progress: One episode (3 chapters)
Upload Progress: 1 chapter
Total Drama Race (Total Drama Island): The Amazing Race...with TDI characters! Including Alejandro and Sierra! Gee, this is tough to write...but I'm trying! It was voted in favor of Total Candied Island, after all.
Written Progress: Not much...
Upload Progress: 1 chapter
I may work on a Chowder one-shot at some time. Having only TD fics under your belt is so...monotonous.
Original Characters: TDA
Stereotype: The Hyper Fangirl
Physical Traits: Ayami, like her name suggests, is Japanese, so she has the facial traits of the Orient. She's extremely short and small, but has a decent figure for a girl her size. Her hair is jet black and nearly reaches her feet. She wears a bright pink shirt and jeans designed to fit someone twice her size. She NEVER trips over them, somehow.
Likes: Sugar, Yaoi, fanart, fanfiction, Total Drama Island, Chowder (the cartoon), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Geoff, Cody
Dislikes: ...Not much. Uh...any food without sugar in it, and Gwen and Bridgette
Bio: Despite being born in Canada, both of Ayami's parents are from Japan, making her as fluent in Japanese as in English. She was an avid watcher of the first season of TDI, and sent about twenty million auditions to join. Chris let her in after three. She has huge crushes on both Geoff and Cody, and likes to write yaoi fanfics about them. She's always eating sugar; she goes rabid after going sugarless for about fifteen minutes. Her voice is extremely high and squeaky, and she talks faster than anyone else on the planet. She enjoys listening to music at double tempo.
Fears: Not having sugar, and anything "creepy crawly"
Name Origin: Ayami = Yammer
Romance Status: Paired with Justin
TDA Rank: The Winner!
Stereotype: The Real Jock
Physical Traits: He looks like a jock. No seriously, he's tall, strapping, and quite handsome. His hair is brown and wavy due to how often he wears his football helmet. His outfit consists of a tight black muscle shirt, navy athletic shorts, and top-of-the-line running sneakers. He's Caucasian.
Likes: Himself, his muscles, football, girls, cheerleaders
Dislikes: Nerds, nerdy girls, ugliness, anyone who dares date any of his girlfriends
Bio: You know that one guy, strutting around his high school like he owns the place? That guy who's the star quaterback of the varsity football team, who single-handedly came back from nowhere and deafeated the rival team ten seconds before time? That guy who always has two gorgeous girls walking alongside him, one in each arm? That guy who all the students look up to, the girls wanting to be with him and the guys wanting to be him? That's Colin in a nutshell. And he enjoys every minute of it. Unfortunately, this also means that he thinks he can get any girl he wants, regardless if she's already taken.
Fears: The entire world brainwashed into wanting to kill him
Name Origin: Colin = Cool
Romance Status: Trying to steal Lindsay
TDA Rank: 23rd place
Stereotype: The Bullied Kid
Physical Traits: Extremely short (he never met anyone his age shorter than him until Ayami) and extremely thin, with no muscle definition whatsoever. Mikey has large brown eyes, which are almost always wide open. His hair is dirty blond and quite soft and thin, like a baby's. He wears a baggy green T-shirt, baggy brown shorts, and small red sneakers. He's Caucasian.
Likes: Quiet, not being bullied, chocolate milk (what?)
Dislikes: Bullies, and anything they do to him (which is quite a lot of things)
Bio: Ever since preschool, everyone had it in for poor Mikey. He doesn't know why; maybe he was too much of a teacher's pet, or maybe he accidentally hurt the prettiest girl in class, or maybe it's just because he's too wimpy to hurt anyone back; but regardless, the kid lives his entire life with a huge target pinned onto his small back. After countless wet willies, swirlies, wedgies, pranks, and several illegal methods of torture, Mikey has become quite shy and reserved. He doesn't trust anyone new he meets, because whenever he does, they just end up bullying him.
Fears: Bullies and Wolves
Name Origin: Mikey = Mini
Romance Status: Paired with Tam
TDA Rank: 13th place
Stereotype: The Inventor
Physical Traits: Shorter than average, with a rather unimpressive figure. Mary has straight red hair, which she splits into two halves reaching somewhere past her shoulders, with a bow in the shape of an atom. She always wears a white lab coat and black rubber boots. She wears round, blue-tinted glasses. She's Caucasian.
Likes: Inventing, Lou, knowledge, science, winning contests
Dislikes: Idiots, people who think she's a "know-it-all" or a "show-off", when inventions blow up in her face, physical work
Bio: Ever since her parents found six-month-old Mary reassembling her toys into a jack so she could leave her crib, they knew she was going places. And places she went, indeed. She was accepted to Harvard at the age of five, and graduated with highest honors. Since then, she has created inventions that have helped the world, such as an efficient solar panel, a broadband millions of times faster than anything seen before, and more recently, a machine that can convert pollutants by the subatomic level into non-toxic compounds such as water and oxygen. She hates doing anything physical, or anything she calls "grunt work", so she invented the Laboring Obiedent Unibot, or Lou, to do that for her. Despite his purpose, Mary and Lou treat each other as friends, not master and slave.
Name Origin: Mary = Marie Curie (The similarities between her and the Johnny Test character of the same name are purely coincidental, believe it or not. I didn't catch it until a couple episodes in.)
Lou = Mary Lou, or Marilou
Romance Status: Single
TDA Rank: 16th place
Stereotype: The Male Twin
Physical Traits: Slightly taller than average, and slightly thinner than average. Joseph has curly brown hair that sits atop his head, like a less extreme version of Marge Simpson. He wears a red striped shirt with a collar, typical blue jeans, and shiny black shoes. He's Caucasian.
Likes: Cards, Reading, being away from his sister, boys
Dislikes: His sister, gross things, his sister, girls, his sister, his sister, vegetables, and his sister. Oh, and did I mention his sister? If not, then his sister
Bio: Joseph has spent his entire life living with a painful tumor at his side; his twin sister Josephine. Whenever he wanted anything, she would complain, disagree, and get him in trouble somehow. And it was always HIM who got in trouble. If Josephine broke a window, it was only a couple of tears before Joseph would be grounded for a month. After living with this demon for sixteen years, he has developed a bias against all girls, believing them all to be just like Josephine. It doesn't help that every girl he meets, he deems scary. In fact, he has been turned off by girls completely, resulting in him becoming homosexual. He doesn't dare tell this to his sister, though.
Name Origin: Actually, the name "Joseph" isn't a pun on anything. I just chose a name that had distinct "male" and "female" versions.
Romance Status: Crush on Samuel
TDA Rank: 11th place
Stereotype: The Female Twin
Physical Traits: She's the exact same size and shape as Joseph, except with the added female parts. Her curly brown hair is split in two large pigtails. She wears the same color scheme as her twin; red striped shirt, blue skirt, and black shoes. She's Caucasian.
Likes: Herself, typical girly things, winning, jewelry, expensive things
Dislikes: Joseph, not getting her way
Bio: See Joseph's Bio
Fears: Snakes, especially Boa Constrictors
Name Origin: See Joseph's Name Origin
Romance: Crushed on by Edmund
TDA Rank: 21st place
Stereotype: The Special Kid
Physical Traits: Tall and thin, with messy black hair and two very prominent buck teeth. Edmund has lazy eyes like Bridgette's, except blue, and he slouches. He wears a brown sweater with Christmas decorations, khaki slacks, and untied shoes. He's Caucasian.
Likes: Mud, drooling, his mother, the outdoors
Dislikes: School, learning, confined spaces
Bio: Don't make fun of Edmund, because he was born with a severe mental defect. As such, he's sort of a cross between your standard cartoon idiot and Forrest Gump. Ed lives on a farm, but doesn't help with the chores, instead preferring to wallow in the mud with the pigs. His single mom has stopped trying to get him to work years ago, as he'd just make everything worse. Edmund loves his mother very much, and if she were in mortal peril, that would be the only moment he'd display competence. He talks very slowly, and says "Guh" a lot.
Fears: Math of any kind
Name Origin: Edmund = Dumb. Also, his name is a special throwback to the famous monobrow himself, Ed.
Romance Status: Crush on Josephine
TDA Rank: 14th place
Stereotype: The Jailbird
Physical Traits: Tam looks nothing short of imposing. She's very tall, wears black and chains, and her face is constantly twisted in a sneer. She also has multiple piercings in her ears and a huge, spiky pink mohawk. She's Caucasian (What? Most TDI contestants are Caucasian too).
Likes: Murder, blood, violence, small cute things, jail
Dislikes: Most boys, anyone she considers wimpy (about 99.999 percent of the planet's population), laws, rules
Bio: Screw Juvie. After accidentally murdering an old man, Tam was sent to the big house itself, despite only being four years old at the time. To the immense surprise of the guards and warden, she made herself at home. As the years went by, she morphed from an innocent, scared little girl into the strongest, toughest, most bloodthirsty and violent inmate in the whole jail. As such, she considers prison as her favorite place. Her warden decided she needed a break from jail, so he forced her to sign up for Total Drama Action. Despite her huge transformation, Tam unwillingly and unadmittingly has a weakness to small, helpless things.
Fears: Displaying weakness
Name Origin: Tam = Tough
Romance Status: Paired with Mikey
TDA Rank: 18th place
Stereotype: The Boy-Crazy Girl
Physical Traits: Rather short and dumpy, with a plain, disappointing figure. Casey has short brown hair that is somewhat flyaway. The only feature that stands out are her sparkling blue eyes. She wears an orange sundress and flowered sandals. She's Caucasian.
Likes: Boys, boys, BOYS!
Dislikes: Getting dumped, not fitting in, being hated
Bio: When her friends recommended Total Drama Island to her, Casey decided to try it out. After watching the first season, she was desperate to join in the second one. Why? It's quite simple, really; what other reality show has had SIX couples after a single season? Casey is dying to get a boyfriend, and she's certain that she'll get one at long last in Total Drama Action. Unfortunately for her, she's rather unflattering, and not good at being social.
Fears: Getting dumped by EVERYONE
Name Origin: Casey = Crazy (or Casey = Nutcase)
Romance Status: Unhappily single
TDA Rank: 8th place
Stereotype: The Neat-Freak
Physical Traits: Samuel is average height, but also has a bit of muscle definition. He has white-blond hair that almost seems to glow, and sky-blue eyes. He wears a white T-Shirt, white shorts, and white shoes; all without a speck of dirt on them. He's Caucasian.
Likes: Cleanliness, duh. Also enjoys crafting projects, having fun, and Izzy.
Dislikes: Dirt, duh.
Bio: Samuel was quite the impressionable toddler, so he overheard his parents talking to each other about the deadly flu epidemic in his town, he permanently developed a huge phobia of germs. He spends his entire life cleaning himself, his room, and everything he comes in contact with. Naturally, this annoys everyone at his school, but he couldn't care less. Recently, Samuel has thought about trying to ease up on his cleaning obsession, but has never gotten around to doing it. He always wanted to construct a ship in a bottle, but he could only start once he completed his cleaning, a goal he never accomplished. However, now that he's on TDA, he may finally realize this goal...with a little help from a cetain crazy redhead...
Fears: Germs, duh.
Name Origin: Samuel = Sanitary
Romance Status: Paired with Izzy (alongside Owen)
TDA Rank: The Runner-up
Stereotype: The Singer
Physical Traits: She could easily be considered the second hottest girl in the series after Lindsay, with long blond hair, a nice figure, and a pretty face. She wears a blue tank top, revealing her belly, and tight blue jeans. She's Caucasian.
Likes: Singing, dreaming, imagination, music in general
Dislikes: Scratchy sounds, chauvanists, all of her ex-boyfriends
Bio: Allison is said to have magic lungs, and anyone who has ever heard her sing seems to agree with this. She is dying to audition for Canadian Idol, but she's still a year too young. Besides her singing, Allison is rather mediocre in other areas; she can't swim, her grades are merely average, and she's not interested in sports. She doesn't need those, though, because her looks and her voice alone can charm practically every guy she meets. She loves listening to her iPod, but Chris wouldn't allow it on the island. He didn't want Heather doing the same trick twice, after all.
Name Origin: Allison = Song
Romance Status: Paired with Ezekiel
TDA Rank: 3rd place
Stereotype: The Villain/The Obsessive Fanboy
Physical Traits: Ethan is tall, dark, and devilishly handsome, with slicked-back black hair, piercing black eyes, and a pointy goatee he likes to twirl. He wears a gray T-shirt, khaki shorts, and sandals. He's mostly Caucasian, but has some Native American in him as well.
Likes: Heather. That's it.
Dislikes: Anything Heather dislikes.
Bio: For the first sixteen years of his life, Ethan knew he had to change the world. He hated the way it was, with its polution, corrupt politicians, rapid consumption of resources, and other such debauchery. He has always been evil, but he never had a reason to be so. Come TDI, and everything changes. Ethan is instantly smitten by Heather, and discovers that she's the perfect way to rid the world of its problems. Using the magic he had inherited from his Yurgonadynaoian ancestor, he could give her unlimited power; power that she could use to toy with the universe however she pleased. With that as his new mission in life, he cheated himself into the second season of Total Drama, willing to do whatever it takes to get what he, and she, wants. In short, Ethan is a villain who's sole motivation is love. How many villains like THAT can you think of?
Name Origin: Ethan = Evil, and Ethan = Heather
Romance Status: Paired with Heather
TDA Rank: 4th place
Original Characters: TDM
Stereotype: The Albino
Physical Traits: It's kind of hard to tell most of the time, because he wears a black cloak and gloves whenever there's any light. The only things visible through the cloak are his bright pink eyes. Remove the cloak, and you'd see that he's tall, extremely skinny, has pure white skin, and hair resembling a bed of straw.
Likes: Darkness, solitude, reading, Gwen
Dislikes: People, light, Aquamarine
Bio: Fitting into the crowd is something Albert has always had trouble with, simply because he was born albino. Even the dimmest of lamps cause him to burn up, so he must wear a cloak at all times in order to protect himself. Soon everyone was calling him a freak or "The Grim Reaper's Son", so he developed a disdain towards people. The only person he does like (including his family) is Gwen, as he finds it interesting that she can be friendly regardless of her background. He joined Total Drama Madness so he could meet her, but now he's stuck with a girl he can't tolerate; Aquamarine. She represents every personality quirk he hates, and now he's clenching his fists trying to make it through the show without quitting. Good luck!
Name Origin: Albert = Albino. It's also a reference to Fat Albert, because he's the complete opposite.
Stereotype: The Mermaid
Physical Traits: She has long blue hair, large turquoise eyes, dark tropical skin, and wears nothing a seashell bikini (What? Princess Ariel only wears a seashell bikini too!) Obviously instead of legs, she has a large blue fish tail.
Likes: Water, ALL aquatic flora and fauna, being happy, games, emos, Albert
Dislikes: Being sad or mad, water pollution
Bio: Born and raised in a mythical underwater kingdom (not Atlantis), Aquamarine (or Aqua for short) has had an fun and easy life. She's perpetually perky and optimistic, just like most female mermaids. She also has a mischievous side, though, and enjoys sneaking out of the ocean; staring at hot emo boys or just watching some Total Drama. She loves emos, and shows her affection by clinging onto them and flirting and glomping them at any opportunity. Naturally when she got onto Total Drama Madness, she fell head over heels on Albert, who doesn't seem to return her affections. She acts as his foil, responding to all his negativity and pessimism with her powerful wall of optimism. Will she ever get him to like her?
Fears: Dehydration and mythical sea creatures
Name Origin: "Aquamarine" sounded pretty, plus it has the word "aqua" in it, meaning water.
Stereotype: The Bombshell/Cody Fangirl
Physical Traits: Her beauty is impossible to describe with words...but I'll try. She's tall and curvy, with perfectly tanned skin that seems to glow with perfection. She has brown eyes and brown hair. What's really strange about her is that she doesn't look she belongs in any ethnic group; she sort of looks like a mix of them all. She typically wears short shorts and an extremely tight black T-shirt with a picture of Cody's head on it, distorted by her large chest.
Likes: Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, having men at her beck and call, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, and Cody. And don't forget Cody.
Dislikes: Gwen (and most females, really)
Bio: The producers couldn't find anything about her early life...strange. What is known about her is that she's undoubtedly the hottest girl on the show, making even Lindsay look like a hideous monster in comparison. She met Cody back in season 2, being one of the fangirls in Camp Yurgonadynao's underground Cody fanclub. There was no doubt in anyone's mind on which girl Cody would choose to date. Despite having her ultimate crush as a boyfriend, Cassie actually would rather have Cody win his dream girl, Gwen, and she harbors a grudge on her for refusing him. Other than her unbelievable looks, Cassie is also incredibly talented and can do just about anything perfectly. In fact, she may be drawing suspicion from people for being TOO perfect...
Fears: Cody getting hurt/injured/maimed/killed/emotionally distraught/anything else negative
Name Origin: Cassie starts with a "C", just like Cody. Nothing else besides that.
Stereotype: The Uber Nerd
Physical Traits: His combination of scraggly brown hair and beard, and his chubbiness makes him look a lot like Rubeus Hagrid from the Harry Potter series. Like the half-giant, Larson tends to have a kind smile on his face and beady eyes. Unlike the half giant, Larson isn't half giant. He also wears glasses, braces, shorts, and a large t-shirt reading "832+2189/11=1337"
Likes: LARPing, math, D&D, video games, Weird Al Yankovic, science, anime, computer, posting on forums, manga, robots, MMORPGs, fanfiction, cosplaying, sci-fi, and absolutely anything from Japan
Dislikes: Bullies, anyone who doesn't accept his lifestyle, and pie
Bio: If there was a scale to measure nerdiness somewhere, putting Larson on it would break it. He takes pride in scoring 100 on what he calls "Weird Al's nerdiness test", which is just a list of all the lyrics of "White and Nerdy". Larson loves anything nerdy, as you can see, but his very, very favorite is LARPing (Live Action RolePlaying). When participating in a LARP with his friends, he tends to get overexcited, where he'd start jumping in place and flapping his arms about. Larson hopes above all else to meet fellow nerds Noah, Harold, and Cody on his stay on Total Drama Madness, and possibly leave a legacy far greater than any of them. Regardless of whether he does or not, Total Drama is definitely getting a lot nerdier this season.
Fears: Leeroy Jenkins, having his characters lose a battle, and power outages
Name Origin: Larson=LARP
Stereotype: The Helen Keller
Physical Traits: Thin and geeky-looking, with glasses several inches thick and no fashion sense whatsoever. She's also kind of bruised and windswept from bumping into things and falling over so often.
Likes: No one is really sure, because when asked, she replied, "I don't ride a bike". But it's assumed she likes roller coasters.
Dislikes: "No, that bike."
Bio: One day, happy-go-lucky seven-year-old Kelly was skipping through the park, when she got struck by lightning, scrambling her senses! Now even with the strongest prescription glasses, the best she can do is tell apart an object and air. Also, she has horrible word discrimination, which hearing aids don't help with. So now she spends her time wandering through rooms having no idea where she's going while answering people with what sounds like non-sequiturs. With her sight and hearing screwed, Kelly can only take solace in touches. She enjoys feeling the textures of things, and likes the way her stomach lurches when she rides a roller coaster. Will anyone on TDM manage to communicate with her?
Fears: "My ears aren't THAT big, are they?"
Name Origin: Kelly=Helen Keller
Stereotype: The Cool Cucumber
Physical Traits: Kyle's a somewhat small fellow, that despite his messy brown hair and characteristic slouch can seem important and likable. He wears a red hoodie and his jeans too low. He also has a silver earring on his left ear.
Likes: Skateboarding, music, video games, sports, and people of all kinds
Dislikes: When people fight
Bio: Some people think that Kyle's missing some sections of his brain, because he never, ever gets angry or upset. He just goes with the flow, man...goes with the flow. Oh, did I mention he says "dude" and "man" a lot? Well he does. Anyway, like Trent, Kyle's the sort of guy who manages to be popular without really trying to be. He's just really likable, and he always hangs with the cool kids. He has nothing against nerds or geeks, unlike his brethren, and sometimes wishes they could be accepted into popularity. But they can't, not in his school. Whenever he witnesses a fight, Kyle feels obliged to settle their differences. When he entered Total Drama Madness, he immediately felt something click with the residential hippie girl, Emma. Will they make out nonstop like Geoff and Bridgette before them, or will they have a little more sense?
Name Origin: Kyle=Cool. Yes, I'm so unoriginal, I named two characters after the word "cool".
Stereotype: The Hippie
Physical Traits: She wears huge orange glasses, a floral dress, and lots of beads. Her dress billows over most of her body, so it's hard to tell what she really looks like.
Likes: Nature, meditation, peace
Dislikes: Fighting, war, basically any negative trait humans are known for
Bio: Like most hippies, Emma was born in the heart of big business, with a very successful entrepeneur for a father and his trophy wife for a mother. At a very young age, Emma discovered that the big city wasn't for her, and when her parents died in a car crash one night, she never looked back. She claims that she now lives on her own, but it's actually just a teepee on the lawn of her orphanage. The staff are worried about her, thinking she refuses their food and shelter because she's so depressed, but she's not. The other orphans aren't as worried; they idolize her and practice being bums in their spare time. Of course, Emma considers bums to be free spirits, so she encourages this. She joined Total Drama Madness by recommendation of the orphanage staff (she doesn't hang out with kids her own age enough), and has fallen for the equally-easygoing Kyle. Will this power-couple reach the top, or will their lack of competitive drive bring them down?
Fears: Evil spirits and bad vibes
Name Origin: Emma=Empath
Stereotype: The Nice Pushover
Physical Traits: Just picture your favorite African basketball player. No seriously, he's thin, black, wears a small afro, and towers over even DJ. Though he opts for basics shorts and T-shirts instead of jerseys.
Likes: Sports, the outdoors, helping people
Dislikes: Arguments, bullies, being scared or spooked, being asked to play basketball
Bio: Oh no, there's a cat stuck in that tree! If Darrell ever tries to walk past it, or any other minor problem nearby, he'll feel some invisible force pull him back and help out. He also tends to be kind and understanding towards most people, always offering a smile to what they say. The only people he hates are the ones he believes are bad for no real reason. One of the few things that peeves him off is that, because of his stature, everyone assumes that he's an excellent basketball player and tries to get him to play. Guess what? Darrell is TERRIBLE at basketball (which is particularly strange when you realize he's pretty good in every other sport). He's aware that there's plenty of drama waiting for him on TDM, but he's willing to get the villains to settle their differences, and even help Chris fix his sadistic tendencies.
Fears: Ghosts, zombies, anything undead
Name Origin: Darrell = Quarrel (Which he tries to break up)
Stereotype: The Weirdo
Physical Traits: He's a slightly short, slightly chubby Hispanic guy, with short, black hair and a small mustache. Unlike other cartoon characters, he wears different clothes everyday to fit his ever changing personalities.
Bio: Enrique has a very, very, VERY strange case of Multiple Personality Disorder...and a very awesome one, at that! Every day at midnight sharp, he changes personalities, and every single one of them is INSANE! One day, he might be speaking in Olde English and mourning the death of Yorick. The next day, he might think he's an airplane. There's no telling what he'll become next, except that it likely will keep the ratings flowing and Chris McLean's wallet bulging. Unfortunately, Enrique also loses his memories on each passing day...if only he'd become sane for just one day so people could understand what he goes through...
Name Origin: (shrugs) It just sounded like a crazy-person name to me.
Stereotype: The Upper-Class Snob
Physical Traits: Tall, thin, and blonde, and wears a fancy blue suit like the ones worn by the Delightful Children from Down the Lane. In other words, Draco Malfoy if he were a muggle.
Likes: His sister, money, power
Dislikes: Mud, poor people, charitable donations
Bio: Hansel and his sister, Gretel, have gone through life with their noses stuck in the air, and prestige thrown at them (they've even been knighted!) However, the two do share a very close bond with one another; like stereotypical twins, they look alike, dress alike, and finish each other's sentences. Despite this, Hansel sometimes is interested in developing his own personality, and has joined Total Drama so it could pop out. Perhaps he'll meet a girl he likes...more than his sister?
Fears: Becoming poor, losing his sister
Name Origin: ...WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Stereotype: The Upper-Class Snob
Physical Traits: She looks just like her brother, 'cept with an X-chromosome added.
Likes: Her brother, money, power
Dislikes: Mud, poor people, charitable donations
Bio: Like her brother, Hansel, Gretel enjoys belittling the poor folk, finishing her brother's sentences, and strutting along with her nose stuck in the air. The difference lies in their bond; unlike Hansel, Gretel cannot imagine life without her brother and can get quite clingy if he travels more than ten feet away from her. For the most part, she's the more passive of the pair, with Hansel coming up with the ideas and schemes and Gretel agreeing with them. However, what if she meets a boy she likes...more than her brother?
Fears: Becoming poor, losing her brother
Name Origin: See Hansel's name origin
Stereotype: Rich Btch
Physical Traits: It's kinda hard to tell what exactly she looks like, because she wears enormous sunglasses that hide most of her face, and jewelry that covers almost her entire body.
Likes: Money, jewelry, being served on hand and foot
Dislikes: Getting dirty, anything that costs less than a million dollars
Bio: ANOTHER RICH VILLAIN? I dunno, Chris thought it would be a good idea. Anyway, unlike the twins, Vienna is more of a spoiled brat. She believes that everyone in the world exists to serve her, and expects nothing more than peoples' undying gratitude to serve her. Obviously, everyone thinks she's incredibly annoying due to this, and her constant gloating about how great she is. So how exactly can she survive a bonfire ceremony? I dunno, maybe people will be stupid enough to accept bribes.
Fears: Becoming poor
Name Origin: She was originally named London, but then I discovered that a show called "The Suite Life of Zach and Cody" beat me to the punch. So now she's named after the capital of Austria.
Physical Traits: He looks exactly like Ronald McDonald sans make-up in casual clothing. Or like a younger Flint from Pokemon. Take your pick.
Likes: Pranks, jokes, humiliating people
Dislikes: People who can't take a joke, seriousness
Bio: With a wide, goofy smile on his face and a jaunty, bouncy stride, Wally lives to brighten up everyone's day. Unfortunately, his way of brightening up days is to pull nasty pranks on people. He says he means no harm, and it's all for fun, but go tell that to the guy who lost his hair after getting catapulted into telephone wires. Wally never takes anything seriously, which may be a detriment on Total Drama, because he very well may goof off in a challenge, or prank his own teammates if he thinks they're in a bad mood. However, his upbeat, jovial mood could also score him some friends.
Fears: Cold, dark, scary places
Name Origin: "Wally" sounds whimsical to me.
Stereotype: The Shy One
Physical Traits: Short and quite overweight, much to her chagrin. She does have pretty brown eyes, though, and nice brown hair. She wears a navy hoodie and blue jeans.
Likes: Privacy, quiet, flowers
Dislikes: Crowds, audiences, eye contact, being touched
Bio: Rhododendron, or Rhode as she likes to be called, was forced onto the show by her psychiatrist to face her fears of people...and so far it doesn't seem to be working. No matter who talks to her, she'll staunchly refuse to look them in the eye. She also seriously freaks out when touched, suddenly going from shy to scary in nothing flat. The only thing that scares her more than people talking and touching her is getting into a serious relationship. And with Total Drama's notoriety for creating lovey-dovey couples, Rhode may have her work cut out for her.
Name Origin: Shy girls/wallflowers seem to be named after flowers a lot. I chose a flower that no one uses.
Stereotype: The Kid in the Wheelchair
Physical Traits: Incredibly small and scrawny, because he doesn't use his body much. However, his wheelchair is decked out with all the coolest gadgets and gizmos, including a built-in GPS and rocket engines! Awesome!
Likes: Technology, flying around
Dislikes: People going around saying "Nah nah nah nah nah you can't walk!"
Bio: Rick was born with paraplegia; he cannot move his legs. That would suck if you were a normal kid with not-so-nice parents...but Rick's parents just so happen to be scientists who invented the MOST AWESOME WHEELCHAIR EVAR for their son. Who needs walking when you can press a button and you can fly around using miniature rocket engines? Who needs to use those puny arms when extendo-robo-claws ala Dr. Octopus can grab objects 30 feet away? Rick loves showing off in his wheelchair...but still, he's always wondered what it's like to actually walk...
Fears: Losing his wheelchair
Name Origin: Rick rolls around in his wheelchair (We're no strangers to loooooove...)
The Sixteenth Competitor...is a secret. For now.
A small sampling of (in my opinion) really pwnage quotes, just for the heck of it.
"I F#CKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERF#CKING ROBOT ZOMBIES." - Feep. Screw FFVII, Chrono Trigger, and Legend of Zelda: OoT. Scribblenauts is going to be the greatest f#cking video game of all time.
"So you see, Libby, the force between two objects is inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them." - Sheen Estevez
"Mama Yoshi!" - Yoshi (Mario Kart Wii) I SWEAR he says this in about a third of his wheelies.
"I AM MELON LORD!" - Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
"Tremble in fear as I unleash onto you the forgotten possessions of...uh...Emily Kravitz! From Arlington Heights, Illinoi's'!" - The Box Ghost (Danny Phantom) Not sure if I got this one right.
"Hey Colin, what bird says the name of our next musical guest?" - Ryan Stiles
"Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!" - Snake (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
"Something brushed up against my leg!" - Lindsay
"Copying Sonic would do absolutely nothing, as Kirby already has the ability to suck." - From someone on a forum, don't know who.
"Would you please be my prisoner?" - Dug (Up)
"AH! It's Wheezin' Ed! ...And some other guy!" - Sid (Hey Arnold!)
"I will make your face the greatest in Korridai, or else you will DIE." - Ganon (Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil)
"I don't want to survive. I want to live!" - The Captain (WALL-E)
"Lil...I have a question." - Tommy Pickles (Rugrats)
"Of course he's a boy! Look at his boobies!" - B.O.B.
"One cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb." - GlaDOS' blue eye thing (Portal)
"If she turns that thing on we're done for!" - Victor Volt
"Surely you can't be serious!" - Ted Striker
"How many times must I tell you? This is MY HOUSE!" - unnamed demon
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work around here. I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years, and then we die." - Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants)
"My hat...is AWESOME!" - Finn (Adventure Time)
"You touch the floor, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, too far to the right you die, too far to the left you die, you die you die you die you die die die die DIE DIE DIE!" - The Angry Video Game Nerd
"I found Prince!" - Dot
"You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!" - King Dedede (Brawl Taunts)
"Well if it isn't my greatest nemisis...es. The Teen Titans!" - Control Freak
"'Tis but a flesh wound!" - The Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"Needs more cowbell!" - Will Ferrell (Saturday Night Live)
"Why is there lava floating in midair? ...Or is it secretly DEATH WATER?! It's DEATH WATER! DEATH WATER, the movie, featuring DEATH WATER, and Led Zeppelin as DEATH WATER's son. How a whole band can be one person I don't know, but it's DEATH WATER so it doesn't matter." - ProtonJon
"I didn't know vikings still existed!" - Brock
"Snooping as usual, I see!" - Dr. Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)
"At least I have chicken." - Leeroy Jenkins (World of Warcraft)
"We've got BALLTH!" - Sylvester (Space Jam)
"I shall defeat you using the karate skills I learned on the internet!" - a black belt (Pokemon Diamond/Pearl)
"How about a cup...of...TEA?!" - Mattress Demon
"Let's call it (the hedge) Steve!" - Hammy (Over the Hedge)
"I am The Cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined!" - The Cheese (Rocko's Modern Life)
"The name's Jim, but they call me...Jim." - Jim (Blazing Saddles)
"I'm not your kitty, I'M MR. HUGGYKINS!" - Numbuh 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door) Not sure if I got this one right.
"Chris MaClean is...Lord of the Dance!" - Chris MaClean (Total Drama Comeback)
"POUND THE THICK FAT ON MY BELLY DRUM" - a collector (Pokemon Emerald)
"Meelk." - Mordecai
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming-imming-imming!" - Dory (Finding Nemo)
"...I think it's a monkey wearing lederhosen." - Achoo (Duck Dodgers)
"Wait...you know Flapjack's a boy?" - Cap'n K'nuckles
"I'm going to destroy the Earth! Isn't that lovely?" - Marvin the Martian (Looney Toons)
"Uh...we're practicing for the company play! 'Put that Thing Back Where it Came From, or So Help Me'!" - Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.)
"Until that day...BRING ME CHILI FRIES!!" - Albedo (Ben 10 Alien Force)
"Ethan: Revitalizing breast fetishes in lifeless losers or your money back." - Ethan (TDA: My Way)
"And where did you get all these nice things?" - Mr. Turner
"Why settle for one trillion dollars when you can have...ONE BILLION DOLLARS?" - Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
"Gimme some coffee." - Buck Tudrussell
"Whoops! Dropped my balls!" - a juggler (Pokemon Gold/Silver)
"Hello, I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up I want to be A TREE! Acorn, becomes A TREE! Acorn, becomes TREE! Acorn, TREE!" - Double-D (Ed Edd n Eddy)
"SPOON!" -The Tick (The Tick)
"I can make that bloke down there pick his nose again, and again, and again!" - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"I like to go onto message boards and complain about games I've never played!" - Francis (Super Paper Mario) I never knew Nintendo was THAT savvy with its nerd fanbase.
"Bye bye doggies!" - Cheese (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) The very last line from the show...sniff. You will be missed.
"Shrek!" - Fiona
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people." - The Scout (Team Fortress 2)
"And his plan is to, you guessed it, take over the world." - The Nostalgia Critic
"NOW...YOU...MUST...PAY...That'll be 11.95 please!" - Him
"...He's dead. Chowder's dead." - Chowder (Chowder)
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, expect to see some serious s@@@." - Dr. Brown (Back to the Future)
"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" - a youngster (Pokemon Red/Blue)
"I LIKE RICKROLLING!" - Cheese (2008 Macy's Parade)
"Skadoosh." - Po (Kung Fu Panda)
"Hey Brain, what do ya wanna do tonight?" - Pinky
"Remember when this show was about a human boy going to an all animal school?" - Jake Spidermonkey (My Gym Partner's a Monkey) Yes, I used a quote from THAT show.
"Does this puppet make me look fat? ...THE X'S!" - Glowface (The X's) Yeah, and THAT one too.
"Look!" - Mr. Blik
"Okay...so I guess you are aliens...with a bizarre fiddle fetish." - Sampson (Camp Lazlo) Last one, I swear.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant, radioactive rubber PANTS! The pants...they call to me..." - ZIM (Invader Zim) Obligatory, I know.
"The internet is for pr0n! The internet is for pr0n! Why you think the net was born? Pr0n, pr0n, PR0N!" - Trekkie Monster (Avenue Q) Truer words have never been spoken, sadly.
"Look, A THING!" - Dr. Chipotle Jr. (El Tigre)
"Farewell Total Drama Island. I loved, I lost...and I saw boobies. What more could a man ask for?" - Harold (Total Drama Island) My all time favorite quote.