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Joined 01-11-09, id: 1800503, Profile Updated: 05-23-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi everybody!

I'm Ike, a 16 year old girl from the Netherlands. I can see the question marks above your head; my name is pronounced differently in the Netherlands and it really is a girls name, I assure you.
I'm a big fan of Doctor Who and the HP-fangirlyness has everything but left me. I love to read, write, act, dance, sing and just have fun with friends. I write fanfiction about Twilight and HP and also write RPG about HP. Next to that I write original story's. My favorite bookgenre is fantasy, although I can enjoy any type of book (or movie) as long as it isn't horror (thriller is okay, though). I'm in fouth grade (in the Dutch schoolsystem, in the American system I'd be a Sophomore (don't you love google?)) and take Dutch, English, Old-Greek, Mathematics, Geopgraphy, History, Philosophy, Economics, Music, General Sciences, Classic Cultures (about the old-Greek and Roman culture) and PE. Next to English, Dutch and Old-Greek I've also been taught German, French and Latin. Even though I suck at any language apart from Dutch and English (and I suck at spelling in those two). Isn't that ironic?
Anyway. Enough about school. Let's see... some random facts about me. I'm more of a night-person than a day-person. I have an alarm that screams like a cat that's hungry and it still doesn't always wake me up. I'm a science-fiction fan ever since I saw my fist Doctor-Who. My favorite Doctor is undefined, either 9, 10 of 11. I know, I know, I should choose. At least I don't go for other-dimension 10? Least favorite compangion is Martha, favorite is Donna (and I hate the writers for whiping her brain).
My taste in music is described pretty good by Stephenie's playlists (Muse, Keane, Evanescence), but I also listen to a lot of more pop songs (meaning Amy MacDonals, A Fine Frenzy, that kind of stuff). I also love filmmusic and I'm quite a big fan of Disney.
Questions? Ask me and I'll answer. As long as I want to, that is.

My fanfiction will be in Dutch as well as English.

Well, that's it for the semi-serious things. Let's copy and paste now! Why? Because it's fun and it keeps the homework away! Really. That big, green beast with the sharp teeth called ' homework', who keeps screaming at you, shuts up when you do this! =D

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I Gotta give cookies (or at least a disclaimer) to singersk8rgirl426 for this, ' cause it's all from her profile. Go check it out. It's funny xD

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These are all mine. I can give myself a cookie now! =D

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,395 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Knack for Things by Jabberwockiness reviews
She stepped closer to him and looked up, eyes very, very wide, eyelashes fluttering. She went up on tiptoe and, in a murmur, she said, 'James, I just wanted to say that' - she leaned closer, watching him gulp, his eyes intent on her face..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,072 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Forget Me Not by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
18th century England. Bella and Edward are best friends; she is the daughter of a lord, and he is their gardener’s son. They are worlds apart. Can their growing feelings for each other withstand the trials that lie ahead, or will society tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 158,661 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just A Kiss Over The City by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
And for once, Christmas arrived without aliens or spaceships; just a kiss over the city. Drose festive fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Road Ahead by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Sequel to College Talk! Their lives are moving on, apartments, jobs, engagements are all on their way, but what problems await the gang as they face life after college? All Human, Canon pairs, T because...it is. BxE, EmxR, JxA. R&R everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Messages by J.M. Rekark reviews
When Hermione needs to express herself, she writes messages. This works out fine for her until the most unlikely person writes back. Multi-chap
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreams Not Meant For Dreaming by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
New Sum: Lily and James are suffering from the Adwin curse. First its sharing dreams, then not being able to stop kissing, then switching bodies. How are they going to get back to normal? And surely Lily isn't going to start having feelings for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Things To Ponder by Lost in Believing reviews
Ever heard those questions that make you think outside of your mind? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why is Emmett named Emmett? The Cullens are faced with these questions and answer in a very Culleny fashion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
The Fragrance of the Perfect Lie by Sakah reviews
Bella and Edward's wedding day has arrived, but the unexpected happens. An unlikely event crashes it; no, it's not the Volturi or Jacob, but the cold hard truth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fooled by That Vintage Dress reviews
You will die with him holding your hand - a possibility that, if you dwell on it too long - frightens you. Jared & Kim
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Things by bitemeplease235 reviews
Bella leaves for an early acceptance into the prestegious art school of her dreams. There she meets 5 stunning individuals whose creativity astound her, esp. an attractive pianist. As the year passes, will these 6 bloom as artists or wilt into mediocrity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Roses Behind Mirrors by hushedgreylily reviews
"You're gonna be ok, I promise." He said, and it was probably a stupid thing to say, certainly a damn stupid promise to make, but he knew he had to say it. Because he knew, whatever it took, he would keep it. RxEm, AU, AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,958 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Jack Meets Eleven by JenniferRSong reviews
Or, the Eleventh Doctor decides to play with Jack for a while when the latter meets him for the first time in his newest regeneration. No slash, but there is Jack, so some of his inevitable flirting is present. Oneshot. Not DW:EoT or T:CoE compliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2009 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twinight, Her True Story by Beijing 101 reviews
Bella: not the innocent, self-sacrificing girl we think she is? Well, let's see how she really sees things from her own selfish and sometimes shallow point-of-view. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Thankfully, it belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
OH MY GOD! EDWARD IS IN MY MATH CLASS! by Ghislaine Cullen reviews
The title kind of explains the whole thing...Rated T because I don't want to get caught by the rating police. Canon pairings, post B.D. And I would sure like some reviews! D Hmmm... I still have room in this summary...lalalalalalalala... OK, not anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward
Last Moment by Lost in Believing reviews
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: Please? Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you! Slow down! Guy: Take my helmet and put it on yourself. She takes the helmet and puts it on, as they speed down the road. AH Jake&Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
50 Things by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. No matter what.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Doubt by sillybella reviews
Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Words Like Candy by Rhiann reviews
A series of random vignettes, taking place during New Moon. A really unapologetic excuse for lots of TEH ANGST, woe :P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
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Imprinten oneshot reviews
Jacob is Renesmee's zielverwant. Dat is leuk en wel - maar wat gebeurt er als Renesmee erachter komt dat Jacob met haar moeder gezoend heeft? Nederlandse oneshot/Dutch oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
A bewitched return reviews
After about 150 years have passed since Bella, Jacob and Nessie joined the family, the Cullens return to Forks. What happens when Angela turns out to be there and Alice can't see her? Rated T out of precaution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Angela