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Here's a litle infomation about me, i like reading, hanging out with friends and laughing at random things. My favourite tv programmes are South Park and Jackass they're both full of disgustingly, random, funny things which make me laugh XD i love listening to music at any time possible. My most favourite ever are MGMT and kings of leon they are both completly awesome!!

my favourite reads!

The magicians guild trilogy

Noughts and crosses

Harry potter


Generation Dead

The mortal intruments trilogy

know you know a little bit more about me, so you have no excuse to read my stories!!(If you don't the cookie monster will come after you)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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The immortal child by shinyaudilove reviews
rosalie always wanted a child. What happens when they find little Bella in the forset. Bella is a little more than Human. Read the Aventures of the cullen family and Bella. There is also some romance in there. Review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella
change is good by LlamaHorcrux reviews
Bella was always the overweight loser. but they all loved her anyway. when she comes back after moving to phoenix for two years. shes extremely different, skinny, gorgeous, and bitchy? does a new body equal a new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,192 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
I am Bella's Replacement hear me roar by bemysevendwarves reviews
I have entered the Twilight world, where I know everything about Edward, i lick notes and pass them im classes, and table sex is soooo not on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward
Hedward Pullen and the Chamber of Secrets by bemysevendwarves reviews
This is a story about the characters from Twilight in the Harry Potter world. Very disturbing...not for those who are creeped out easily...do not expect updates TOO often
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009
The Misadventures of Emmett by Glittercups69 reviews
This is alot of short stories about non-other than Emmett! they are all pretty funny and the ideas for them came from storied on here and from friends and my own brain power lol enjoy and don't forget to R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Emmett
Cullen Cliques by bemysevendwarves reviews
The Cullens and the rest of their year are assigned cliques. They have to spend a whole week with their assigned group, doing activities familiar to that clique. Some are happy with their assignments, but others find that it's going to be interesting!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Death by love reviews
The world finds out about vampire's!Bella and her family get captured.Bella meets Edward at the kal fields! i am rubbish at summeries as you can tell rated t just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward