Dr.Mrs.Professor-Giggles
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-11-09, id: 1800853, Profile Updated: 07-21-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

O--/--If you ever felt alone
If you ever felt rejected
If you ever felt confused
If you ever felt lost
If you ever felt anxious
If you ever felt wrong
If you ever felt wronged
If you ever felt unclean
If you ever felt angry
If you ever felt ashamed
If you ever felt curious
If you ever felt used
Be prepared to feel revenge
Feel The Romance
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-Rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Scandalous Romance
My Childish Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

blue!!

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

No one

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping (being forced awake by my mum)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

THIS!

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

NONE, i don't have a favorite

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!! no!!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

what?(yes i said that)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Vanilla and chocolate

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

noodles(jucies!!romen noodle)

10, Do you like your wallet?

idk my bff jimmy( hi jimmy!! lol)

11, What was the last thing you ate?

noodles

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

sort of

13, The last sporting event you watched?

ummmmm...

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

buttered??

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

i don't have my phone anymore(r.i.p my little blue friend)

16, Ever go camping?

Yes alot!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

yes... my mummy makes me!X/

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

most always

19, Do you have a tan?

no i'm as pale as a vampire

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

no i don't like chinese or meat!=

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

not usually

22, What did your last text message say?

umm... i just told you my phone died and now you bring him up again!! i hate you!!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

idk i know what i'm doing thursday though

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

backyard

26, What color is your watch?

watch?? i don't have one... let's just say blue!

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia

awesome place!

28, What is your birthstone?

ummm...june?? lol

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

BOTH!

30, What is your favorite number?

9 and 13333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333x12222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222=

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

katherine!! yay katherine! her brother had a graduation party with old people! yay old peoples!!

32, Any plans today?

nope

33, How many states have you lived in?

besides this one... none

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

greeragard! (my friend greer) ily greeragardagardagreer

35, Last song listened to?

lullaby for a stormy night (i love that song)

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

yup zyxw...

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

yes... me ... darn government policy!! lol

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

my ballet falts!! their black and white!

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Nope.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Not that I no of...

41, Do you love anyone?

no...?

42, Do any of your friends have children?

NOPE!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

NOTHING!

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No, but I do have frenemies..

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

does heyo count??or hola

46, What color is your car?

I don’t have a car.

47, Do you like cats?

i'm a dog girl!! (not werewolves though... ok maybe werewolves but definitly not jacob!! die jacob!!)

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

NO!

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

yes

50, How did you get your worst scar?

ummm... i did it...(to myself yes)

40 More Questions

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

The top...

2. What is your favorite possession?

books

3. Do you own a gun?

HECK NO!

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

never dated

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

unless it's carlisle!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

NONE!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

MILK

9. Can you do a push up?

yes

10. Is your bathroom clean?

sorta

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

...my bracelet??

12. Do you take painkillers?

for head aches

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I don't know

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

not sure i might hav adhd?

15. What's your name?

natalie

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

ummm... cookies...katherines b day

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

swimming suit, um...

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Soft drink(s), jucie and milk

19. Current worry?

idk

20. Current hate?

this flamer

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

With friends and on the computer.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Watching the ball drop then went to sleep.

23. Where would you like to go?

jersey, mexico(i get to go when i'm 16!! i have family down there) and Australia

24. Do you own slippers?

no

25. What shirt are you wearing?

polka dots!!.

26. Favorite color(s)?

All Blue, all purple, white and black oh and red

27. Are you gay?

wellllllll lol yup :D

28. Do you sing in the shower?

sometimes

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

did?? what if i still do?? lol jk. i feard the man in my closet. creepy i know

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

I don't remember.

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

Ummm...I kinda have had alot.

32. Who is your loudest friend?

ME!

33. Who is your most silent friend?

ME!

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

I'm not sure.

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

Yup

36. What is your favorite candy?

skittles!!taste the freaking rainbow

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

I dont know

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

wat if we already died?

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Sleeping

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Wow! It's early!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

The Soundtrack To My Life

Opening credits: bleed it out by: linkin park

Waking up: tnt by:acdc

First day of school: the sharpest lives by:my chemical romance

Falling in love: born to be wild by:acdc

Fighting: thank you for the venom by: my chemical romance

Breaking up:no woman no cry by:bob marley(a legend!)

Driving: rush by: ally and aj(don't judge!XD)

Flashback: desolation row cover by: my chemical romance

Mental Breakdown: miss lucy had some leeches by: emilie autumn

Getting back together:i've got you under my skin by: michael buble

Prom Night: back in black by:acdc

Wedding: to the end by: my chemical romance

Birth of a child: no one by:ally and aj

Final battle:i shot the sheriff by: bob marley

Death scene: helena by:my chemical romance

Funeral: welcome to the black parade by:my chemical romance

End credits: three little bird by:bob marley

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do :

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pull's away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

heeeeeeeyyyyyy!! wats up peoples of mar and earth?!

PARAMORE ROX!! AND SO DOES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGBNaWav9xc (funny parady!)(she says carlisle wrong)

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

Funny Stuff:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY IT

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1.edward cullen

2. jasper hale

3.alice cullen

4.bella swan

5.emmett cullen

6.esme cullen

7.carlisle cullen

8.jacob black

9.aro volturi

10.seth clearwater

11.tanya denali

12.jane volturi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? esme/tanya.no

2) Do you think Four is hot?bella swan.i am not lesbo

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? jane/jacob.switched genders perhaps

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? aro volturi.nope

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? jasper/esme.hell no

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? emmett/aro or emmett/seth.no way.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? carlisle walking into jasper and jane.he would be pissed

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. alice/seth.alice and seth laughing about somthing random.the end

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? edward/jacob.how would they stand the smell

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Two Hurt/Comfort fic.carlisle is being mean to jasper.carlisle apologizes

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? bella/edward they do go out

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Most likely. pervert friends...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?tanya.dont think so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? jasper/bella/emmett.nope

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? mr.brightside by the killers

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? edward/esme/jane.that is the most discusting thing ever

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Eight? seth/jacob.idk

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you fight with your computer put this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as y

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you suck at sports, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever read a book, then forgotten the plot by the next day, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever created an awkward silence, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read morethan 10 at one time, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever regretted something you said to someone you hate, coppy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever broke out crying for a stupid reason, or no reason at all, you know the drill, copy/paste.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: Is probably the reason the cops are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days...

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I can only please on person per day-myself

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Never try, never fail

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I love my computer, because my friends live in it.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
_s?_s_s³ _ beaten a guy in an arm wrestle,
_.s_ .s_ s³ _ copy the Flaming Heart of
_s³_.s_ .³ _ Youthfulness into your profile!
_..._... ... ... ._s³_ ³ _ (sorry girls only)
_s_s³_ ³,
_s_³s_..
_³s._³s ,
_³._³s .s_ ..
_._³_ s³
_³s_³s³_ s³
_³s_s_ s
_s._s³_.s ³_
_s..s ³_
_s.ss _
_s³
_ssssssssssss
_s§§§§§§§§§ss§§§§§§§§§
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§ss§§§§§§§§§§§§§³
_§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§s§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§³
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§³
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§³
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§³
_³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§³
_³§§§§§§§§§§§³
_³§§§§§³
_³§³

You Know You're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C:

" Woman was created from the ribs of man.
Not from his head to top him.
Nor from his feet to be walked upon.
She was made from his side to be his equal.
From beneath his arms to be protected.
From very near his heart to be loved."

" Age is simply mind over matter.
If you don't think about it.
It really doesn't matter."

" The only way to correct what
you've done in the past.
Is to live differently in the
future."

" The Ten Commandments aren't
multiple choice."
God

"What part of 'Thou Shall Not'...did you not understand? God

" It's not every time.
You get a second chance
in life."

"Quote the 25th letter of the
alphabet... Y ' "

Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy.

This is a NO WHINING ZONE!

CHILDHOOD is for spoiling ADULTHOOD!

Ladies don't start fights. They finish them.

Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught.

It's not because I'm opinionated. I'm just always right!

I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?

Commodore Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow:: But you have heard of me.

Captain Jack Sparrow:...The only rules that really matter are these-what a man can do and what a man can't do.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Borrowed...Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, ANGELOFTHEBLACKROSES, XxQueenXxOfXxLightXx, MCRazy234

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Poterr, put this in your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Sometimes a heart cant afford to be just friends.

Every girl has something special about her.

Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in.

Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on.

One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew.

.Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

MENtal Anxiety

MENtal Breakdown

MENstrual Cramps

MENopause

Notice how all our problems began with MEN

Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it never worked with anyone else.

.It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side

.Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.

.Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong

.I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

.Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

.Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug.

She’s been there: When I cry. When I get heartbroken. When I laugh. When there have been rough times. When I’m mad. When I’m happy. When I’m jealous. When I’m crazy. When I’m down. When I’m sad. When I’m pretty. When I’m ugly…. Basically she’s been there through everything with me and that’s what I call a best friend.

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because it was given to someone else for us to find.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

LOL

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

TEAM EDWARD CAUSE JACOB DOESN'T SPARKLE!!

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.~10 Ways To Act Like A Retard~
1. Pull on a "push" door.
2. Talk backwards
3. Say you're going to mow the cat and feed the lawn.
4. Say random things at random times... Oh look! Freddy the Polar Bear followed me home from the pizza store:P
5. When you hear your name say, Dumm Dumm DUMMM...
6. Go to an Itallion restaurant and ask for sushi.
7. Try to speak Japanese to a Spanish lady.
8. Try to pay with a credit card at McDonald's for a 1 thing.
9. Ask yourself a question and then answer it.
10. Run around with your eyes wide open yelling, "I'M A TREE STUMP!"

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

"TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all." - Reggithetubaman


THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEET!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you


1994!! Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"


Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast

Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down

Girl: I love you!

Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.

Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)

Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.

Girl: (puts helmet on her head)

Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.


Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

TEAM EDWARD- BECAUSE ALL DOGS BELONG IN THE POUND!

If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to to die), copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is a true story:

She was only 13

: her dad was drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of crap!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse.

If you have one ounce of respect for other human beings post this on your profile.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Let the Words Flow by swaaag reviews
Emily Ryan was a big fan of the Harry Potter series, but when she gets put into the world herself she is now playing the role of a young witch. Knowing how it all ends before it really begins is a lot to handle. Will she be an important role in the story and fall in love with Fred? Can she change the ending? Yes, a fan enters the story fanfic. Give it a chance, starts first book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 67,182 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Fred W., OC
Promise of a Lifetime by alb925 reviews
Scarlett and the Weasley twins were once incredibly close. So close, in fact, that Charlie encouraged nine year olds Fred and Scarlett to make an Unbreakable Vow to get married by the time they turn twenty. To make matters worse, their memories were modified, they grew apart after the death of Scarlett's father, and they now both like other people. How will they handle the news?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 295,089 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
The Unknown Daughter by Z-Nugget reviews
Mia Lestrange has always been compared to a woman she's never met; people who get to know her think otherwise. But when she goes to Hogwarts for the first time, which path will she follow? Rated T but does contain more adult themes in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,364 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - OC, Draco M.
Unbreakable by MissLantern reviews
A young woman wakes up in a cage with no memories of who or what she is. Believing she's an experiment, she undegoes horrific torture and is turned into the perfect weapon. Will she be savable, or will the animal inside her take over.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Captivity by sweetcrimefighter reviews
When Laurent found Bella in the meadow, he wasn't stopped by the wolves and he didn't kill her either. He kidnapped her so she could serve as his slave. When Alice has a vision of it, what lengths to the Cullens go to to save Bella? Rated M for Rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Past Will Never Change by TheVolturiGirl reviews
After Edward left, Bella was raped, had a vampire-human child, and got changed. Now her coven go back to Forks where Bella meets the Cullens. Will Bella take Edward back with a willing heart or will her child stop them? Then the vampire-dad returns?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Damages by Gikkas reviews
Marie led a Vagabond life with her mother, until her mother met a man, had a baby and was killed. Now Marie needs to protect herself, her brother and find out who she really is before it is too late... Cannon pairing, Original characters included
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
But Dignity Matters by VampireWannaBeXxxX reviews
Bella moved in with Charlie when their Mum got re-married to Phil. Charlie has abused them for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens find out? Will they be able to save Bella? WARNING: abuse! Cullens are vamps. Normal couples! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,960 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oblivion by coldnbroken reviews
Bella had been in darkness for months before she was brought to the light. She was Victoria's perfect little pet. Bella was sent to Forks and was surprised to find that the Cullens knew her. But Victoria wants her to kill them. Would Bella do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving On by Redefining Fantsy reviews
Bella's orphaned @ 4. @ 7 she's adopted by vamps. @ 17 the Cullens rescue her from years of abuse and hardship. She just want to ignore all of her rules and love Edward. But it's not that easy and the past doesn't want to let her go. abuse/rape in story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Day Dreaming by WA0520 reviews
Bella get's abused&raped by one of her teachers but she can't tell anyone. She eventually moves to Forks to live with her father and there she meets Edward. Can he help her or will her passed keep her away from him. AH,OOC. Backgrounds on Profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,542 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scarred and Scared by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Edward left thinking it would be best for her. But what if it wasn't? What if when Bella left, Charlie got abusive? When the Cullen's return, can they save Bella from her living hell? Or is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Extraordinary by dreamstar1995 reviews
Bella Swan is illegally taking care of her brothers. She is a vampire but has amazing self control. Then she moves her and her four brothers to Forks, Washington. What will happen when the Cullens meet her. First fanfiction ever. Rating may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Turn by Maia.Dark.Eco.Sage reviews
Bella has been abused by her father since her mom died when she was 9. When she moves to Forks, she is the new girl with no friends and huge crush on popular Edward. An incident between the 2 of them leaves her heartbroken and vulnerable. What will happen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Little Girl by Jazz425 reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
I love you Daisy, but your real names Renesmee? by Misslittlepinkbag reviews
Memories are striking Daisy down, and she keeps falling. Her life is messed up, does she remember that she really is Renesmee cullen now she has crossed paths with her real family? Will she remember her bond to Jake?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,075 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009
On the Brite Side by MinxJaguar reviews
When Edward leaves Bella.....she gets over him.......and he comes back.....sorry sucky summary plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lost In Forks by Calli3 reviews
Sadie Prince, a girl obsessed with Twilight gets sucked into the novel. Now she must find a way to get back home without getting in the way of the story she knows and loves. Based off the Lost in Austen idea
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,559 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Moonlight Sonata by JennaLynne reviews
Esme's story. From the time Carlisle treated her as a young girl until we meet her in Meyer's Twilight. The untold truth's of abuse, and loss in a dreamer who knew only how to love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
To Live With Vampires by dreams of bubbles reviews
At age 5, Bella goes to Italy with her parents. One of the destinations: Volterra. Imagine Aro's surprise when his gift does not work on her. What does he do? Well, he adopts her. This is Bella's life in Volterra, growing up the human among vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Aro
And so the Lion left the lamb by NattiZ reviews
Edward left Bella in New moon. Slowly, she starts to bond with Jacob and even though Bella doesn't love him, she marries him and starts to heal. But what happens when Jacob starts abusing her? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Two New Cullens by JForbes reviews
Rosalie and Emmett come across a gruesome scene while hunting and suddenly introduced to a three year old Bella and her twin brother Joshua. AU of course. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,501 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
Ten Twilight Excuses by Kiara212 reviews
Small lists which are about Twilight related excuses. Feel free to use them. Suggest themes and I'll do them! And of course, I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Cori's Story by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Cori or Ness's twin as shes often called is afraid she will never find love. B/c her last 3 realtionships have been crap. When the Cullens go to Italy for the Summer will love bloom? How is Edward going to take it? Demetri/OC Cannon pairings. AU PleaseR&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,227 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Demetri - Complete
I'll Miss You, My Love by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella commits suicide because she no longer has to care for Charlie and Jacob. Everyone thinks Bella is gone forever but is she really? Rated T becuase I feel like it and I'm paranoid. Bella/Edward eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Surrounded by Song by xXHiddenSecretXx reviews
Izzy is a lonely girl who has lived in an orphanage her whole life. She dreams of her parents one day coming to find her, but for now she listens to the music in the world around her. Twilight/August Rush. Eventual ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
More than heaven & hell by AnitkaQuad reviews
Rated M for cutting and stuff. BxE. When darkness and pain overtake Bella life. Will Edward and his family be able to bring his Bella back into the light? no sad ending I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Damaged by chaffsters33 reviews
After the Cullen's leave, Bella is attacked and raped in Port Angeles. Her anger overwhelms her and she vows to one day become a vampire and make them pay. They will all pay for her damages. Implied rape, not graphic. Read and review. by the way, GOLDFISH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken Vow by JennaLynne reviews
When Esme is killed during the battle in Eclipse, Carlisle must fight to overcome coma-like depression. When he meets Arielle, a girl running from her past, will they save each other? Book 1 of 3 in my "Solar Flares Saga". Completed 10/27/2008
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,574 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
The Struggle To Fix Bella by xtwilight18x reviews
Here's the sequel to 'You What' You need to read that first to get this fully. If you read please review! Bella get's help for her cutting, but if she refuses it can anyone save her from herself... If she continues to lie, can she ever get better? Done!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella is Anorexic! by kittkatt123 reviews
Post New Moon. Edward is now back, but Bella is not in the same condition as she was in Eclipse. Instead, she can't eat. This is the story of Edward and the rest of the Cullens trying to help Bella stop being anorexic, but things only get worse. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,440 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Striving Hope and Passion by rockin-da-world-4eva reviews
Facing the worst part of her summer she becomes desperite for help. Hermione's summer has turned her aganst everyone and the most unlikely people are there for her. She is also not who we all thought she was. WARNING: Self Harm and Child Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Hermione G.
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bleeding Soul and Silent Screams by babyyycakes reviews
Ginny has an abusive stepfather and she deals with her pain in a harmful way. D/G for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,034 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Story topics reviews
help me pick from these story topics which to do first :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010
Damage reviews
Isabella Swan... Well thats what she's know. Bella has been living her whole life with a complete stranger. Charlie Abuses her and other women. Soon a new family comes to alaska and bella seems to be falling in love... With a woman! R/b Em/E A/J Es/C
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010
Staff of:
  1. Things We May Not Like
    General All Categories
  2. Stories that everyone can enjoy!
    General All Categories