Aphy
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Joined 03-04-02, id: 180115
Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Beyblade, Nightwing, and Harry Potter.

I'm breathing. My red blood cells are working, I'm still alive. All I can say is, updates will be slow because I'm kind of lazy with writing right now and I have no good motivation so ... we'll see where this goes!

Uh, Kai's Diary will be slow.

So will the Chibi Wars.

I need motivation here, people. Or I might just start randomly writing something new and utterly pointless.

If I was a superhero, I'd be the bad guy/evil arch nemesis.

There you go. Feel free to e-mail me (aphy_theoneandonly@hotmail.com) if you want to randomly talk or yell at me because my stories suck or that I should update more. I like hate-mail and nice-mail!

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The Effects of Mustard Gas and Purple Teachers by Andromeda Silver reviews
Mini Jack gets himself into trouble at school, and Jack has to bail him out twice! Set after Fragile Balance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The forked Golden Path by Satiana reviews
New Chapter up! Dune wasn't the first to be the home of the worms. Cultures once thought lost come back with a vengence and a woman comes to show Leto that some paths don't have to be traveled alone.
Dune - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003
The Gold Book by Snuffles2 reviews
Here are collected tales of the famous Marauders, told by Moony himself...Stories of friendship, devil bunnies, portals to hell, boxers, and insane pranksters...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
No Comfort by Desert Creature reviews
Irulan struggles to accept what she can never have - or give...This is my first DUNE fanfic so go easy on me!
Dune - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
The Encyclopaedia by Beech reviews
What has got Methos out of his funk.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003
Ancillae by Cassie Jamie reviews
...This is what it feels like when I cut. These are the emotions I'm normally devoid of... Cursing, selfinjury. Chapter 9 up.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,148 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003
Across the Sands by Sihaya reviews
(short chapter uploaded) Irulan's story after CoD. Angst, remorse, romance, Fremen- the whole bit.
Dune - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
Minority Report - The Remix by Snowling reviews
My spin on Minority Report and some of the audience's views. Don't be insulted if you're a die-hard fan of the book/movie, because I did enjoy the movie and I think that it's great but ...!! There just wasn't enough Colin in it!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 8/27/2002
CLUE by shards reviews
The C.L.U.E. team tries to solve the mysterious death of Pickle McPickle! A strange parody, written on two hours of sleep and coffee. Read and enjoy.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003
Survivor: Las Vegas Crime Lab by CSIaddict reviews
Greg + A Video Camera + A Very Slow Night At The Lab = ???? PG-13 for content yet to come.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2002
Too Many Generals by Jojo6 reviews
Just a fun little fic. J/S shippy. COMPLETE. *does a little dance*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Animated Conversation by Michmak reviews
Warrick, Nick and Greg babysit Lyndsey one slow night at the lab
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Published: 9/22/2002
Spam by Sunshine Lollypops Klainebows reviews
A poem dedicated to the one truth of Monty Python....Spam
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2001
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The Secret Diary of Kai reviews
ALERT: IT HAS BEEN UPDATED! Ah, the diary of the almighty Kai: the place where he vents his feelings about the annoying Tyson and writes about the things he loves so dearly like Dranzer. I command thee to click on those blue letters to read! Enjoy.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Kai H.
The Chibi Wars reviews
*updated!* Fourteen Star Wars characters have gone chibi and back to kindergarten! Now kindergarten is complete, as well as Junior High! Will everyone survive Maul's surprise at the grade nine farewell? I think not! ^_^
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete
Letter from Voldemort reviews
Simple letter from Voldemort of ....... resignation?! I'm not sure either. Just tell me what you think. ^_^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2003
Nightly Hero reviews
Nightwing does a little musing about Bl├╝dhaven and the crime there. Short and sweet. Comments appreciated!
Nightwing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003