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Joined 01-11-09, id: 1801199, Profile Updated: 01-21-10
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Misc. Books, and Misc. Movies.

And on your left folks, you'll see a M-67 "Zippo" Tank charging up a hill in Nam, burning vietcong out of their holes. (Now in HD! 8D)

UPDATE: HOLY CRAP SOMEONE IS READING MY PROFILE AND MAY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT MAH STORY. If you are, well, sorry, I'm not going to update anytime soon. Sorry. I have a long list of things to do, and writing isn't even on the top of my recreation list...

I has won a medal!

Medal of Color Patriotism

For the passion and valor with which you defend your color's honor in the Color War.

Awarded to: Sergeant Shank


The people of the Legendary Muses Forums


1. What time is it?

The time is NIEN!

2. What’s your name?

Henry "The Clutchammer" shank

3. What do you want?


4. Where do you wanna live?

New York, der.

5. How many kids do you want?


6. Do you want to get married?

Why would I raise 6 kids by myself?

7. Have you ever done drugs?

Define drugs.

8. What do you like on your pizza?

Bacon and onions.

9. Can you cross your eyes?

I hate you now...

10. Do you make your bed daily?

Yes, because otherwise my dog will sleep on it.


1. Which shoe goes on first?

The right. Always.

2. Ever throw a shoe at someone?

I threw a pair of wolverines at a skunk once. (No lie.)

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

I don't eat the Spaghetti, I stare it down.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?

Spam eats people, not the other way around.

5. Favorite ice cream?


6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?


7. Do you cook?


8. Current mood?


I put these quotes here for YOUR benefit, not mine. You don't have to read them, but I recommend you do. God forbid you might learn something.

"After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box."-Italian proverb

" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will finally know peace"-Jimi Hendrix

"Examine what is said, not him who speaks."- Arab proverb

" God is the original Rick-Roll" - Anonymous

"I never use my sword if my whip will do, and I never use my whip if my tongue will do"-General Mu'awiyah

"Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds"- Robert Oppenheimer

" Victory favors the bold, My lord!"- Guy from Age of Empires

"There is no pillow as soft as a clean conscience"- French proverb

"A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war."

-Herbert B. Pronchow

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."- E.B. White

"Every road has two directions."- Russian proverb

"Common sense is not so common"-Voltaire

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals."-Colman McCarthy

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"- Scott Adams

"Necessity is the mother of invention, but war is the mother of necessity."-Me (lolololol)

And now that you're a bit smarter, its time to make you a bit dumber.

"Attention everyone. Testicles. That is all."- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Are you used to drinking spring water? Well I've got news for you you pansy! Spring water sucks! you should drink camel milk! BECAUSE IT DOESN"T SUCK!!"- The Roman, Camel Milk, youtube

"I Don't care! Grow a pair of fucking nuts, and go buy that booze!"- Superbad

"Dan! Stop harrassing Bill with your bannana! Dammit! That came out really wrong."-English class

" Pancakes!"- Suit guy, some random video game dubbing that I forgot its name

"Jack! Please! Your not even in this scene."- Stanely Kubrick, Stanely Kubrick outtakes, Youtube

" Ubgubgubgubgubgubgub, I am a fat lumberjack!"- a fat lumberjack, a really bad day, youtube

Well. I am just starting to write my first fanfic. Unfortunately, I don't have too much confidence in it, because even though it has Mew and Mewtwo in it, I don't think that too many people but me like the Marines on this site.

I mean, most of the people on this site still play the Pokemon games and watch the movies, but I haven't in years. Hell, I spin rifles and play airsoft most of the time. So I don't really fit in. Not that it's a true concern of mine, as everyone here is still a nice person, but whatever. Rant rant rant, blah blah blah.

Oh Well.

Yeah I'm in High school, In my NJROTC Battalion, an avid airsoft fanatic, Musician, working with Low Budget Studios, among other things.



I got this from Shiny hunter. I doesn't matter if you are a Christian, Jew, Muslim Hindu, or anything else, If you believe in something as guiding and powerful as a religion, you better have the balls to stand up for it.I happen to be a rather devout Lutheran. This...This explains alot.

If you don't think is this funny, you seriously need to get a life.

In the United States, private ownership of a flamethrower is not restricted by federal law.

Fifteen words that couldn't be more awesome.

Just remember, when your looking at everyone's profile, and all those statistics and other wonderful junk, just remember:

5 out of ten of statistics are fake. :D And don't copy this onto your profile.

By the way, If I ever find out who blocked my movie on youtube for use of Shining Star (the song),I’m going to put a bayonet on my M1 Garand( YES, I have a drill rifle), and jam it into your chest. Just putting that out there.

When someone pisses you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but only four to extend your arm and break their nose.

Name: Yo momma. Now get off the computer and go play outside, nerd.

Gender: My avatar is a flamethrower tank. What the hell do you think?

Age: No.

Location: Racistbastardville. No joke, everyone here is racist in one way or another, even me, a tiny bit.

Interests: ROTC, Airsoft, Making movies, writing fanfics, boy scouts, Xbox, guns, and sailing among other things

Disinterests: People who think ROTC is stupid, people who say they want reviews and then don't reply when you review their story, sunny and cold weather, hackers, gusts, campers, jerks, noobs,and I HATE BEING SICK SO FRICKIN MUCH!!

Theme song: "Getting Better" by the Beatles

Location: On your couch...EATN YUR FOODZ!!

Music: The great Eight: Slipknot, Barry White, Led Zeppelin,The Red Hot Chillie Peppers, The Beatles, Stevie wonder, Earth, Wing & Fire, and Billy Joel

Games: Call of duty series, Medal of honor, Age of empire, Halo, MAYBE Gears of war, Advanced war, and Super smash brothers.

Weaknesses: Milano's cookies(So delicious...), STG-44 noobs, the red rings of death, Drill rifle bruises, and math.

Weapons: DAMN that's a long list. I'm not even going to go there.

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Angelic Shadows by WiseAbsol reviews
With his memory of Mewtwo restored, Giovanni sends one of his Elite to take care of the clone for good. While Agent Cassandra has no reservations about accepting her assignment, there is much she hasn't been told about her target, and more than one life that hangs in the balance.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 388,351 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Mewtwo
Days of Ruin: The Underground by SkyFighter reviews
It was our ancestor's mistake, but we ultimately paid the price for it. Now we live in the ruins of times and dreams past while the Pokemorphs live the lives of luxury that our fathers lived. Then why are we the ones paying the price..?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009
A Series Of Unfortunate Events by Blazing Sceptile reviews
Has nothing to do with the movie. Dialga, Deoxys and Giratina are forced to stay with their respective counterparts due to several incidents. DialgaxPalkia, DeoxysxMewtwo and ArceusxGiratina.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,438 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Exile by Glory For Sleep reviews
Due to his arrogant behavior, Raikou is banned from the Legendary council and is forced to stay with Darkrai on Newmoon Island for his own protection. Of course, that's when the danger starts... Raikou/Suicune, Darkrai/Cresselia, and Mewtwo/Deoxys
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,953 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia, Raikou, Suicune/Suikun - Complete
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The shining movie alternitive ending
Do not read this if you have not seen the movie. Go see it, it's a great movie. But don't if your too young, or are squeamish.If you have seen the movie you should read this, real summary inside.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
The legend of the Harbinger reviews
In the tense years before world war three, a squad of U.S. Marines made a discovery that would give a whole new meaning to the term biological weapon. Mew and Mewtwo. currently being rewritten.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Mewtwo, Mew
Animal farm alternitive ending reviews
This is an alternative ending the book Animal Farm, by George Orwell.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete