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Joined 01-12-09, id: 1801855, Profile Updated: 02-27-11
Author has written 14 stories for Twilight.

Representing the 216/208/440 in the 763.

Underwater breather.

Beta for Reagan O'Connor, author of Stripped and Transfiguration.

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2/27/2011 - Random Acts of Drunkenness, my o/s for the FoxyFics fundraiser to benefit the Micheal J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Disease is up!

2/1/11 - After a longer-than-anticipated hiatus, Nessie/Rennie and I are back! Sorry for the delay - RL took over. I promise that the next update won't take another seven months!

9/5/10 - Two more days, and I'm back to writing. Took the summer off (not intentionally) d/t it being completely impossible for me to write while

my daughters were home for vaca. They're back to school on Tuesday, and I'm picking up the next chapter of Bubblegum Pop where I left off!

UPDATE: 6/1/10 - Yeah, so I'm fail. So sue me. I'm job hunting. Go figure.

Chapter Seven of Bubblegum Pop - Zombie Nirvana is up and live. Below is the songlist from the CD that Hunter burned for Nessie:

Rock and Roll - Led Zeppelin

When The Devil's Loose - A.A. Bondy

Sun & Water - Absent Elk

New Wave - Against Me!

Treat Me Like Your Mother - The Dead Weather

Precious - Depeche Mode

Buildings & Mountains - The Republic Tigers

The Lengths - The Black Keys

Sweet Virginia - The Rolling Stones

Cold Sweat - James Brown

Blah-Blah-Blah - Iggy Pop

Sleepyhead - Passion Pit

Gigantic - The Pixies

Ghetto Love - Spinnerette

Mean Girls - Sugarland

Gold Gun Girls - Metric

Wolf Like Me - TV On The Radio

Vampires - Dukes

If you're interested, this mix is available on iTunes as an iMix - just look under the title "Zombie Nirvana" and you'll find it.

Working on Chapter nine of BGP as I type this. The working title is "Bruise" and should hopefully be up next week. I'm also writing a review of Reagan O'Connor's Stripped for TwilightAwards. And thanks to Miss Reagan, I have a plot bunneh rolling thru my pointy lil' noggin that pairs up Nessie and...Nahuel! This will be a o/s that I owe the winner of my auction in the last FGB round.

My good friend Redheadknits has been pestering me in the nicest way to write a follow-up chapter to Die Verlorenen, and I've started research for that. It'll be set during the waning days of WW2 in upstate New York.

Oh! And my sista-from-another-mista, KiyaRaven, has nearly completed The Screamers! SQUEE!!

Thanks as always for your reviews and emails. Means a ton to me. XXOO and inappropriate public displays of affection.

UPDATE: 3/27/10

Chapter four of Bubblegum Pop, (Un) Civil War (s) is up! Nessie and Hunter finally go out, but not before some Cullenesque angst. I'm working on a play list that I'll be posting on iTunes as an iMix, for your listening and purchasing pleasure!

I swear, I will finish the remaining Drabbles by Thursday, April 1st. I swear I will. Uh huh. Sure.

UPDATE: 3/24/10

Can't get enough angst? Do you live to read stories that make you sob over your keyboard until snot runs outta yer schnozz and you empty an entire box of tissues? Well then, gentle reader, have I got a competition for you: The Black Balloon contest is accepting entries now through April 2, 2010. No maximum, and stories must be posted on ff(dot)net to be eligible. My entry is "The Book of Hearts". It's Edward/Bella, and I hope that it will have you buying stock in Kleenix, since when I ran my idea past both my betas, shalu and Reagan O'Connor, they both said "You're going to make me cry, aren't you?"

Apparently I have.

Posted my latest Twi25 chapter last night, "Fragments" - Jane/Marcus along with Edward and Bella (sorta). I swear, I will finish all 25 by the end of the month.

March 6, 2010

Chapter three of Bubblegum Pop, Young Adult Friction, is up! Working on chapter four now, (Un)Civil War(s).

My Twilight 25 entries will be more frequent, since I have 17 more words to complete. The latest chapter's prompt is "Comfort" - Jasper and Alice!!

Thanks again for all the reviews and support. Especially for Taming The Bear, which continues to gain readers, even though it's a o/s and will not have any further chapters! Woot!

MsKathy's Haitian Relief effort was a resounding success, bringing in over 75,000 dollars! You can find my donation, Lloyd Dobler's Got Nothin' On My Baby there. I will be posting it here on FF after March 10th, 2010. One shot, Eddie/Bella and well, you know who.

I'm working on the outline for an Edward/Carlisle/Esme piece entitled Ashland.

UPDATE: 1/17/10 - Die Verlorenen: The Lost took fourth place in the Roaring 20's Gangsterward contest. Danke to everyone who voted for Edward and Kitten and their adventures in late 1920's Weimar Berlin.

The Angel and the Green-Eyed Boy is on hold until BGP is complete and I finish the storyline for Ashland and Untitled Esme Cullen Story.

Finally - Kisses and gropes to Reagan O'Connor, KiyaRaven, Feisty Y. Beiden, Shalu, girltaminglions, Tara Sue Me, angstgoddess003, jandco and a bunch of other authors who I'll post once I put a complete list together. These women are incredibly gifted writers, and have influenced and encouraged me one way or the other. Check out their impressive and creative work - you won't be disappointed.

Especially Reagan, shalu, Feisty and KiyaRaven

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Feisty's Magic Grab Bag of Magic by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
This is where drabbles come to chill out w/other drabbles, show each other how it's hanging. Various ratings, pairings, angst levels. Newest chapter: Real Chagrinius, an FGB crackfic written for KCerena, based on *Real Genius*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,666 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 12/2/2009
Devil by shalu reviews
In this modern fairytale warped, Twi'd & retold, Alice is held prisoner for a debt that isn't hers, and a talent she doesn't possess. A red-eyed devil offers his assistance, but at a price. AU. Written for the Foxy Fics fundraiser. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Alice - Complete
Once we were Kings by sweetp-1 reviews
Seth is the new kid at Forks High. The last thing he expects to find there is Edward...and his very own love story. Top 20 finalist in the Black Balloon contest, now continued. AU/OOC. M for language and slash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,346 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2998 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12600 - Favs: 7,308 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proxy by Twinnesse reviews
Edward has transferred his residency to Seattle, and Bella isn't happy about it. Or is she? Two lifelong friends and adversaries examine the "path not taken", while facing an uncertain future. Adult AH Characters. A collaboration by Slutch 32 & TwirlGrrl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 127,211 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Promise to Love You Forever by sweetp-1 reviews
Edward promises to love Bella forever, but still, he won't let her have eternity with him. Can she live a human life with a vampire who doesn't age by her side? AU and probably a bit OOC. Twilight25 Winter 2010 entry - Multichap Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,476 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watching the Sky Turn by chrometurtle reviews
Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Opus of My Existence by VanPireNZ reviews
When despair is all you have left, where will it take you, and with whom? O/S for the Black Balloon Contest. Angstfest. Rated M for subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Satellite by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward has loved Bella since the first time he saw her in the seventh grade. He always thought they'd be together forever. AH E/B. EXTREME ANGST. Proceed with caution; emotional nut-kicking within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Going Home by shalu reviews
Hastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Matches by squibstitcher reviews
Sometimes the threat of devastation is scarier than the deed. As humans, we have the remarkable ability to adapt, to persevere and rise from ruin. But the potential for evil, for betrayal and affliction, is often more harmful and the key to our undoing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
Transfiguration by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella wants nothing more than to become a vampire, but Edward refuses. What will happen when she goes behind his back to get what she wants? Entry into "To Kill a Cullen" one-shot contest. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
The Cullen Family Players Present by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Alice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
62018 by KittenWhip reviews
Edward's seventeenth birthday, before all hell broke loose, and things changed forever. Entry in the Devirginizing Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward - Complete
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Random Acts of Drunkenness reviews
Esme Cullen has endured years of neglect of a particular sort. Will a random act of drunkenness help fulfill her life? O/S in progress for the Foxy Fics fundraiser for the Micheal J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Disease. AH/AU/Absolutely M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Esme, Carlisle
Three reviews
Three cities. Three women. Five couplets each. My entry in the Twiku contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010
The Twilight 25: Drabbles, Dabbles and Goo reviews
The Twilight Twenty-Five Round Two is a community that challenges writers to produce twenty-five fic &/or drabbles based on selected prompts within a three month period. I won’t be sending any of these drabbles to my betas. Go figure. Fun for all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010
The Book of Hearts reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward and Bella had been high school sweethearts, about to embark on their post-college life together. AH E/B. Amplified angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lloyd Dober's Got Nothin' On My Baby reviews
Edward's hope that he can have his cake and eat it too go awry, with less-than-favorable results for him. My submission for Ms.Kathy's Haitian Relief Fundraiser. Britney Spears and The Runaways make a special guest appearance. Kinda.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
20June1918 reviews
Edward's seventeenth birthday gift from his companion is more than just a collection of Chopin's works. Its his initiation into the art of love. AH/OOC/One shot for the Devirginizing Edward contest. MATURE FOR LEMONS. Female character is my own creation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward - Complete
Taming The Bear reviews
Emmett's wish for a tryst with his brother's wife takes an unexpected turn, one he never expected. O/S for winner of author auction from The Fandom Gives Back. MATURE for lemons of the BDSM variety. I mean it. Don't try this at home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Mr Jingeling reviews
Rosalie Hale, unlucky at love is stuck behind the gift-wrap counter at Mr. Jingeling's Christmas Workshop, annoyed by the antics of his Chief "Elf", but is there more to him than meets the eye? Popular vote winner of the That Thing Called Love contest!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Die Verlorenen: The Lost reviews
Edward Cullen is a medical student in late 1920's Berlin, living a quiet life with his wife, but they occasionally get up to "mischief". AU/OOC/Canon/Non-canon pairings. MATURE for adult themes,genderbending,lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward - Complete
Suga Mama reviews
Follow up to Candy Land - One week later, Charlie and Sofia head out to fish, as they always do. But will this fishing excursion catch more than just fish, or will it end in tears?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Candy Land reviews
Charlie’s soon-to-be-former-son-in-law's beloved is Mr. Wonderful's wife, with a request that may lead to the downfall of everything she and the Cullen's have worked for, which may lead to her destruction at Edward's hands. One shot adjunct to The Fixer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
The Fixer reviews
Things are never what they seem...or are they? The Cullen family's source of vast wealth comes to visit to take care of a most pressing problem, and Edward is at the center of it. Canon/non-canon pairings. M for violence and lemons. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,384 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Edward