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Joined 01-12-09, id: 1801915, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello people!! Lets see I'm suppose to tell you a little about me... First lets see I'm not giving my name out. (Sorry if that ruined your hopes) Umm... I have dark brown hair and really dark brown eyes( When I get mad they turn black!! Creepy right?). I am an AKATSUKI FREAK!! (mwhahahaha) Im in the 12th grade. YaY go me! I love getting on everyones nerves a school and I enjoy saying random things. I think Gaara looks like a PANDA!!

I do still write, but I don't find any of my stories good enough to put on here. :( maybe one day I will get enough confidence to put some up here...until then I will continue reading other people's stories.

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Little Queen, Prince of Tennis, Fruits Basket, Death Note, and Black Butler.

Favorite Pairings: (From Naruto) Gaara and Sakura, Itachi and Deidara, Sasuke and Gaara, Itachi and Sasuke(weird addiction), Kakashi and Iruka, Sasori and Deidara, Sasuke and Hinata, Neji and Sasuke, Sasori and Gaara, Sasuke and Sasori. (From Bleach) Ichigo and Ishida, Renji and Ichigo, Dark Ichigo and Ichigo. (From Little Queen) Serjuru and June. (From Prince of Tennis) Fuji and Yuuta, Tezuka and Fuji, Tezuka and Ryoma, Tezuka and Eiji, Tezuka and Fuji and Ryoma, Fuji and Ryoma and Eiji, Fuji and Ryoma, Eiji and Ryoma, Atobe and Jirou, Atobe and Kabaji, Atobe and Ryoma, Atobe and Tezuka, Atobe and Fuji...and a lot more. :D (from Death Note) L and Light, Matt and Mello, L and Light and Near.

Least Favorite Pairings: (From Naruto) Tobi and Deidara, Sasuke and Sakura

Oh, if you are wondering Itami means pain in japanese!! (just something random)

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, DarkHikariDevil, SharinganAngel, A-Hime, fullmetal'sgirl92, EmoNekoNinja, yaoifmafan, Necropolis demon, iluvitachi93,Sasukez, Itami-san.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are still a yaoi-fangirl in hiding but you’ve found at least ONE friend who knows who you are and knows your secret and is ok with it or is a yaoi-fangirl too, please copy and paste this into your profile. (most of my friends know im a yaoi fangirl)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile (haha)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.) Dark soul 1313(may they rest in peace) Sasukez, Itami-san.

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, Dark soul 1313, Sasukez, Itami-san.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. (I want to, but augustine4 and ApocalypseWriter would stop me before I could. lol)
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi. (lol, who doesn't like a clan murderer)
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Tried to hit Sasuke trew the screan when he killed Itachi.
-Put a picture of Gaara in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
(If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Hidan
2. Itachi
3. Deidara
4. Sasori
5. Pein
6. Konan
7. Hinata
8. Kakuzu
9. Gaara
10. Neji
11. Tobi
12. Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, and never plan on it. (Konan and Tobi)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yeah! Extremely hot!! (Sasori)
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would get Hidan so we could laugh at how retarded they are. (Sasuke and Kakuzu)
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah. I have some in my favorites. XD (Gaara)
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yeah, as long as Pein doesn't kill Itachi. (Itachi and Konan)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Neither. (Pein and Gaara/Neji)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Hinata walking in on Itachi and Sasuke having sex, she would faint.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. What happens when destiny leads Neji straight to Deidara? Will they fall in love with each other or just hate each other more?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hell yeah!! Hidan and Kakuzu have a lot of fluff stories.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Shy meets a Uchiha.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? I have no idea. (Hidan and Sasori)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I don't think they do.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes. (Tobi)
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? No!! (Itachi/Sasori/Pein)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Destiny loves me!! (Neji)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I would use WWE Shane's intrance song. It talks about money. (Kakuzu)
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning for Hidan's mouth.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Is it me or your karma that lead me to fall hard for you? (Neji and Itachi)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Tobi would say, Itachi is a stripper and Kakuzu uses him for money. (mwhahaha)
20) How emo is Seven? Hinata is not emo!!

I got my best friend, Apocalypse Writer, to listen to Seether and she actually likes it. YAY, for Itami-san!! I'm slowly bringing her into today's music! I'm so proud of my hard work.

Friends and Best Friends

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for.

Friend: has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

For to long I've seen people leave hurtful reviews on good people's FanFics. Obviously some of the people on this site don't know what CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is. Swearing your brains out and scoffing down on the FanFic is NOT constructive. I am assembling this army of my fellow users and people that agree with my belief in anti-flamism (which is pretty self-explanatory). FanFiction.Net should be a safe haven for young writers that just want to express their ideas. If people don't like the story, they either don't review or they criticize in a polite way and give helpful suggestions. You don't have to sugar coat the review if its critique or hold the author's hand through it all but you don't have to be barbaric about it. Death threats and condescending are not a way to help the writer improve. This army is for everyone out there hurt by flames. If you join, our mission is to come to the aid of a flame victim and give more polite suggestions on their work or just encouragement after they've been burned. Our mission is not to go off Flaming back every Flamer on the site. That would make us hypocrites. All we want to do is be supportive to writers that have been scorched and help them out. We could build on the Flamer's review more politely if it was an attempt at critique and give them a confidence boost to try again, this time maybe getting on the good graces of the Flamer. If you would like to join, please send me a PM saying so. If you've already joined, the following is our official banner...kind of. Make sure to Copy & Paste it into your profile:

#+(((.'.FF ARMY DOFV.'.)))+#

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. (Wow...O.o)

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" (I have told them to leave me alone, but never have cried)

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (Thats is something I would probably do)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (I have hiden in the clothing rack before, but never scared anyone)

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. (hahaha!! the voices are back)
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" (Haha, that sounds fun)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

Added by~invaderzebra

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Im CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

Ones added by other people:

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

Added by QuibblerMe

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

Added by ru-shin

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

Added by Sycon

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

Added by~K6204

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

Added by~WolvenViking

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

Added by:~Gr3ySky200

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

Added by: Larxene II (www.fanfiction.net/~larxeneii)

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

Added By: Stormi Skyes Weathers

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

Added by: KiriharaAkaya

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST have a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I like watching anime, so I must be a geek.

I don't like wearing skirts, so I must be a tomboy.

I love dark places, so I must be EMO.

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So Wrong It's Right by MasochisticXMind reviews
Itachi had always had a strong, lustful desire for Sasuke. He had always been the one thing he needed more than anything. Unfortunately, something, or someone comes in the way of Itachi getting what he truly wants.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,260 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Trying to find love during the holidays by snowbabygurl reviews
Draco is has given up on finding that special someone thinking the one man he does want would never want him.Warning Contains SLASH. If you do not like do not read.This is a story I am doing on livejournal under slythindor 100. Prompts for 25 days of xmas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mending Hearts by Sanz0girl reviews
Ryoma had his heart broken by Sanada. Atobe comes in and started to heal it, only to shatter it even more. Sanada wants Ryoma back. In the end, who will Ryoma choose? Sanada or Atobe? AtoRyo; SanRyo; Warning: Yaoi, Rape, Angst
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,001 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma
Bet That by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Fugaku decides it is time for his young boys to mate and decides to give them a push to a hit start. To bad this father never saw the turn of events coming out with both brothers indulging in their own forbidden desires Uchihacest. Hints of other couples
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Slut by Danny Rose reviews
It's mostly an excuse for lemons... and minor fluff. There is plot... In short: Harry was dating Seamus. Seamus publically embarasses him and splits up with him. Seamus confides his true reasons. Harry runs off to the Slytherin common room. Drarry. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SasoDei Last Night by anime-fan-willa reviews
Sasori has a craving and walks into deis room... what'll happen? DA BEST FF I HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND THE BEST U WILL EVAR READ! IT WILL LEAVE U WANTING MAWR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The MatchMaking Dataman: Thrill Pair by Kailee Nakamaru reviews
What happens when Karupin suddenly disappears while Ryoma's at practice? What does a dataman have to do with this? What happens when Fuji comes over to Ryoma's?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
I'm Sure it was Art by WhirledPeace reviews
AU: Deidara's life is bad enough to drive him to a poorly planned suicide, and in his endeavours to execute it he meets someone. Can one person truly be enougb to keep him alive? SasoDei, slight KakuHidan. Warnings: character deaths, yaoi lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
No Cellphones in School by Hawkspirit16 reviews
Sakura spends most of her high school career in detention because of a stinking cell phone. Chat rooms, romance, and even a little bit of stalking! Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke you dirty whore by Zetai reviews
When you have a cute little brother whose main goal in life is to harass you, you're doomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Love is Found by WhirledPeace reviews
Itachi is walking along a river when he finds Deidara, half drowned. Once Itachi revives him, he managed to get the story out. Oneshot, character death. ItaDei lemon. Birthday present for black55widow. Late, I know!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pulling Your Strings by Amaya'chika'chan reviews
Sasori finds out what Deidara has been doing with Itachi. Yaoi, OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Golden Arches by Hydrocyde reviews
Ryoma gets a job at McDonalds and Fuji can't help but make his kohai's work day hell. FujiRyoma. SEQUEL UP. Guy on guy action.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Beneath Her Jacket by BlueMoon-Hime reviews
Nobody ever really knew the true Hinata. Until Sasuke walked in and caught her doing something he'd never expect...SasuHina. Emo. Don't read if you don't like the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Figures in the Night by randomness1868 reviews
What would happen if it was Sasuke who saw Hinata that night in the waterfall instead of Naruto? Takes place during the Bikochu Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Priest's Sins by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi regrets living a life of sin. He turns to the only priest he knows for forgiveness. But what he finds with Hidan... is anything but mercy. HidanXItachi oneshot. Graphic lemon. Lots of warnings. Blood, yaoi, swearing, and everything else. You know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
A Nightmare on Leaf Street by PeinSaku reviews
After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
PG 13 by WanderingAround reviews
Hidan argues with Masashi Kishimoto about whether his dialogue is "age appropriate" or not. Crack fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
The Kick Of Love by lovagirl132 reviews
While Sakura walks with Garaa to Konoha to attend a wedding, that Garaa doesn't know about,they play a game. What could this game lead to? What does this have to do with Sakura's foot connecting to Garaa's body? GaaSaku SakuGaa SakuraxGaraa GaraaxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Just Do It Sequel to Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.He couldn’t pry himself away from the image of Itachi taking his cock all the way inside his mouth. The constant stimulation was deadly- bruising and forceful with venomous intent. Then it happened again.Anal,AR,Inc,Yaoi. Sharingancest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Itachi and Deidara through the Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
A little alphabet I wrote for black55widow. No lemons, but some implied adult touchy-touchy. ItaDei, not much else. I don't own Naruto or the alphabet. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
What if the Akatsuki worked at WalMart? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Did you ever think of what it would be like if the Akatsuki worked at Wal-Mart? This is my first attempt at a funny story. Rated M for language and a lot of making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Love You, Aniki by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi has to give Sasuke 'the talk' while their parents are on a long mission. Warnings: Yoai, ItaSasu, incest, masturbation, semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yummy by Book Mad TJ reviews
Sasuke goes to the Akatsuki hideout to kill his brother. But hears an ‘interesting’ conversation between Itachi and Deidara. Rated M. Funny One shot. Male/Male...kind of...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Kindness Should Always Be Rewarded by sesshy's numba1 gurl reviews
When Neji goes to visit Sasuke, he finds the Uchiha terribly sick. He brings Sasuke to the Hyuuga compound but how can he resist touching Sasuke when they are living under the same roof?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Matches Your Eyes by Darkfire75 reviews
Crack oneshot. It all started with a hat. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HiDeiTachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Cost of losing by Plushielover177 reviews
Hidan learns the hard way that losing a bet to Kakuzu was one of the worst things he could ever do. Cross!dressing, Slash fic, Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Forced into Pleasure by LIFE can be CRAZY reviews
Itachi's been having some interesting thoughts about his brother lately and finally forms a plan to make him satisfy his desires. Teaching his little brother how to do those types of things is just part of being a brother, right? COMPLETELY RANDOM STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Behind blue eyes by HyuugaAngels reviews
Hidan gets the job to take Sakura to the Akatsukiafter she became an missing nin, for Sasuke who came back.[Lemon][Cutting][HidaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Aniki's Closet Weakness by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke brings home the one thing that can make Itachi go crazy...His favorite kind of lollipop! UCHIHACEST WITH A TWIST! Sasuke x Itachi! Yaoi, Lemon, Kinky, bondage Whoo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Take the memories away by HyuugaAngels reviews
Deidara is new as the school and he seem quite sad,what is the problem all the teachers know? Read and find out Warning This is BoyxBoy and Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Itachi High on Crack reviews
What happens when Itachi gets high on crack? What happens when someone steals it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Note reviews
What happens when Sakura and Sasuke pass notes in class and why does Naruto have a video camera?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete