Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts, Tsubasa Chronicle, Final Fantasy VII, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Xenosaga.
Hello wonderful ppls! I'm sooooo happy to have finally had enough time to start posting my fanfics!
Thank you to the ppl who read my first story, I hope you enjoyed it!! -hands out creamy puff puffs to everyone-
Special thanks to The Infamous Villian for my first review!! You get a cookie!! -gives cookie-
Well...about me...I'm insane about anime, rpg's, manga, and just about any kind of music!! Oh, and as for my pen name and where it came from (seeing as how many people tend to ask me this)...Catalyna is just a cool first name that I use for lots of stuff, including naming my video game characters (at least the girl ones).
My fave animes include (in no particular order for all my lists):
My fave video games:all the original .hack games, .hack//GU, Kingdom Hearts I, II, 358/2 Days, and Birth By Sleep, Tales of the Abyss/Tales of Legendia, Xenosaga I, II, & III, Final Fantasy (of course) VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XIII, Tactics, Dissidia, and Crisis Core:FFVII, Legend of Zelda, Secret of Mana, Ar Tonelico:Melody of Elemia, Persona 3/4,
I'm slightly insane but I love making new friends so msg me!!
There are plenty of parings that I like but these are some of my favorites...Sora/Kairi, Sora/OC, Riku/OC (Kingdom Hearts) , Haseo/Atoli (.hack//GU), Van/Hitomi (Escaflowne), Syaoran/Sakura (Cardcaptor Sakura/Tsubasa), Ed/Winry, Riza/Roy, Ed/OC (FMA), Kyo/Tohru, Tohru/Yuki (Fruits Basket), Belldandy/Keiichi (Ah! My Goddess), Anna/Yoh (Shaman King), Jr./MOMO (Xenosaga), Cloud/Tifa, Cloud/OC, Zack/Aerith, Tifa/Reno (FF7), Squall/Rinoa, Irvine/Selphie (FF8), Zidane/Garnet(FF9), Tidus/Yuna (FF10), Shuyin/Lenne (FF10-2), Lyner/Aurica (Ar tonelico), Seto/Serenity, Seto/OC (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Rukia/Ichigo, Ichigo/Otohime (Bleach), Lelouch/Shirley, Suzaku/Euphy (Code Geass:Lelouch of the Rebellion), Light/OC, L/OC (Death Note) Claire/Leon, Chris/Jill (Resident Evil) and...
The ones I completely and utterly DETEST:
And i think that's it...oh, I do read yaoi (if it's written well) but otherwise don't bother me with it!!
Well as for my fanfics, I'm on a severe Death Note kick! Be on the lookout for new fics!!! Anyway...well, read my fanfics and review!! I will post more soon;I promise!! -waves enthuiastically-
Twenty ways you know you're a Yu-gi-oh fan!
(1) You know you're a Yugioh fan when you see an old rare Yugioh Tin with a card you've been searching for and buy it as soon as possible.
(2) When you hear "Atem's returning" You scream, jump up and down with joy, and call your Bff to tell her/him the great news. But then the person who said it says to you "Sike!" And you punish the shiznit outta him for lying to you. Then run away crying in hurt and disbelief. (Sorry if that actually ever happened to anyone who's reading! I'm not trying to offend anyone...but it has happened to me!!!)
(3) When an old Yugioh episode comes on, (but sadly they don't anymore) you record it and watch it until your eyes go red.
(4) Everyday you watch one special Yugioh youtube video or search for others.
(5) You agree to the statement "Yu-gi-oh forever!"
(6) You know every old card in the game and can still remember a time when Spell cards were Magic cards... (Okay, now I just sound old.)
(7) You sometimes wonder what would've happened if Atem never left.
(8) If you Duel, you always pick your favorite cards and their always the most powerful to you. Or they're your fav characters cards.
(9) Every time you see Atem, looking very new in animation in 2009, you wonder what'll happen in the future.
(10) Every time you get a card your fav character had, you immediately add it to your Deck.
(12) You sometimes watch the last episode just when you feel like crying.
(13) If you like Yaoi and you write on fanfiction net, it's usually about your two fav characters. (Which would never go together...)
(14) You've seen every episode of Yugioh and know every plot twist...
(15) At first you were afraid to watch it, but then something inside said to. So you did, you went on Youtube and watched LK's Yu-gi-oh abridged! I just wanted to add this for the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged fans out there!
(16) You're fav card is the same one as your fav character.
(17) You liked Gx, and maybe watch 5ds... but it's the old Yu-Gi-Oh you love.
(18) You actually believe in the heart of the cards.
(19) You've collected the Yu-gi-oh cards for so long, you have trouble remembering which group of cards you bought first.
(20) You already know you're a Yugioh fan, because you've seen the show and like it!
Reasons to join the Dark Side
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
Name Stuff... Uhm... Stuff
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Anchirxis (wow that was uber hard!! sometimes i hate my name...)
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Chrizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Midnight Blue Wolf
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middlename and the street you live on): Jane Nolan David
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first): ChrBur
7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Tinkerbell
Copy and Pastes
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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
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Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!
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If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that
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If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.
.••) .•)(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
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People say that guys are worse bullies then girls. If you think this is bogus, copy this into your profile.
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, Vampire Countess, Catalyna Cullen
If you have ever gotten a good idea for a fanfic while sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mello:CHOCOLATE!!!! Me:YIKES!!!! *runs*)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.
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99.8 percent of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry and no offense to any Naruto fans.
If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.
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I have not, and WILL NOT try pot. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self-confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold his or her hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minun take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, Vampire Countess, Catalyna Cullen,
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A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!
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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile\line (FEAR ME!! XD)
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If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and Paste this into your Profile.If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P
If you and/or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
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90 of teens today would die if Myspace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If this is copied from someone else's profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Walmart...
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. (HELL YEAH!)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, but you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you are addicted to vampires, yet hate Twilight, and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC instead of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sadly)
If you're so convinced vampires exist that your friends, relatives and even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It's a conspiracy!!)
If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever "accidently" stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you watch the history channel, discovery channel, animal planet, or scifi channel more than mtv, vh1, or any of the "cool" channels paste this to your profile and add your name.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you hate people who are only famous for their looks copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. Catalyna Cullen,
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
If you think Bella Swan from Twilight needs to see a shrink, learn common sense, and get a life copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
A Put This on your
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up.He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =DIf you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have
ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you're a part of the low percentage of teens that isn't preppy, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.
If you had your friends call you an evil, sadistic, malicious, manipulative, conniving, mean little girl, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you JUST realized that Jacob Black from Twilight is the same person who played Shark Boy from "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl" Copy
If anyone has ever had to tell you, "No, the other left/right," Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you express your feelings, like HATRED for Twilight, and LOVE for Fullmetal Alchemist, in your copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you make up your own Copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you make up random copy and paste JUST to see how many people C&P, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Envy is a gender confused Plam-tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that midgets are short copy and past this into your profile.
If you think automail is hot, copy an past this into your profile.
98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.
A Ode to Yaoi (I just couldn't pass this up.)
If yaoi were vodka
I'd swim to the bottom
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (This is the only one I will NEVER do!!! This one always reminds me of Misa from DN...I hate her...grrr.)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101*
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, FieldOfPaperFlowers)
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
A painless lesson is one without meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything does not achieve anything.
Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.
People... no scratch that, Twi-tards are insane these days. I'm not gonna say that I hate the book, but these teeny-boppers ruin a completely good book by obsessing over it like this. I used to enjoy Twilight. Now, I can't go without hearing people freaking out over how hot Edward Cullen is. It's insane. Has anyone ever noticed how much Patterson's chin looks like a butt? I sure have. Everyone just automatically thinks he's the bee's knees because he plays a certain sparkly vampire. Ugh. Major turn off. Get over it. Robert Patterson is in no way what-so-ever godly in his looks. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175 If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove
"Colonel Roy Mustang is dead sexy... In a miniskirt." -Vic Mignogna
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
I plead temporary insanity.
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Dear SMeyer:From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.Some day I intend on reading it.Love,Me
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin
.../ _).../.../ RAWR means_/..(...(... I LoVe YoU/_.-_--_ in DiNoSaUr!!
We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.
I like you, you shall be allowed to live another 7 minutes.
Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?
Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught. (I always think of Envy when I read this)
I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE A PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!
If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer.
COOKIES FOR ALL!!
Of course I'm mature! What are you talking about? :P
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you.
I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.
Yeah... Try telling your parents you want to write hot gay buttsex for a living. It does NOT go over well.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hurray for the collapse of civilization!
Why, that's a terrific book! Oh, wait, you said Twilight, didn't you? I take it back...
"If you love someone tell them because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken."
"Its beauty that captures your attention, personality which captures your heart."
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.
"Life is too short. Party harder. Laugh louder. Smile bigger. Love longer & don't regret anything."/ "Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live."
"True love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars."
Oh noes! The plot bunnies are after me again!
"Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive."
"Take what you can, give nothing back."
"Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer."
"All the pieces lie where they fell."
"My Keyblade can kick your Keyblade's ass."
Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecough
Fuck Team Edward and his hordes of dipshit followers, I'm goin' with Team (insert anyone better than Edward. It doesn't even have to be a vamp) (hahaha...I picked L!)
It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fangirl. (It becomes more true every day!!!)
I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
"THAT'S IT! It's ON! Girl, hold mah shit!" (I know too many ppl who talk like this!)
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”?
Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?
Girl1: How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop? Girl2: Well. It all depends on how you…Wait. Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
...Oh...I didn't do as well as I thought I would on that quiz...I'll do better on our Finals...wait...what did you say?...THAT was our Finals Test? You mean...it wasn't just a quiz? ...Crap.
I may be a cruel heartless bastard…but I sure am good at it.
Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “study” and “dying” put together?
You are 90 percent of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10 percent is because I have to go pee.
Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS.
Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE.
My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.
Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.
It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.
I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.
God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
We had gay burgulars last night. They broke in and re-arranged all the furniture.
Sometimes, it's the one you notice the least, that loves you the most.
You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. (muahahaha...)
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.
One day, Jon is going to snap and they're gonna make a show called "Jon and Chainsaw Minus 9" (And it'll probably be popular!)
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. (Or any other of my imaginary friends, for that matter. XD)
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
When in doubt, push random buttons! (YEAH!!!)
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out? Yeah like that. Stop it.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.
"You see this, this American flag? You know what it stands for? You know what it represents!? Apple pie." -Kevin Sedlak
"Must. Resist. Urge to Smack...!" -Manta/Morty, Shaman King
F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Fear the rage of the patient one.
Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night...”
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME!
"You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"
Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave.
Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your imminent doom. (Yep, that's me!)
People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"
I'm smiling... that alone should scare you.
(to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalala, lalalala! Light a match and watch it gleam, falalalala lalalala! (Somehow I
always think of Axel when I read this...)
People say I have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!
The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
I didn't steal it...I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...
I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.
I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about thier motives.
1st guy:No comment. 2nd guy:But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world.
"Sasuke…I…you know something…I have to admit that we lonely and emo people have to stick together…but you’ll always be more emo than me..."
'To me, genjutsu seemed like a really sick form of mind rape. Not even a cool form of mind rape. Just awful, horrific, mind rape. Ugh. Just thinking about genjutsu was like mind rape. Heh. Mind rape. I like the phrase. It made me giggle. RAPE OF THE MIND!! Heh… mind rape…'-6 feet under
And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing.
I can speak Canadian Eh.
May all your bacon burn. (Calcifer!)
I write for the same reason I breathe...because if I didn't I would die.
"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,unable to step out into the skylike that fearless flower."
My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.
Love makes you do OOC things.
"I need a credit card!""Where is it?""In my pocket!!""Which pocket!?""My back pocket!!""You have, like, ten back pockets!!""LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!! LEFT CHEEK!!!"
Once upon a time, There a Yellow Duck. He thought he was just the coolest awesomest yellow duck ever! Then, One day. A Purple giraffe came up and was like "Dude. You're yellow" And the yellow duck was sad. He thought he was amazing and beautifully yellow he didn't know there were other colors! So the little yellow duck worked up his courage and walked up to the Purple Giraffe and was like. "You sir, Are a fag." and kicked the Purple giraffe in the shin and walked off. And the Yellow Duck lived happily ever after. =D The motherfucking end.
Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends (eh heh...apparently i passed the crazy line a long time ago...)
The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible.
When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.
lol = "L, oh L!" Moaned by Yagami Light while the two of them are copulating like bunnies. (I will NEVER think of Lol the same way again!!! LMAO XD)
I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.
"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs
"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob
"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-
If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
I am not a little pervert...I AM A BIG ONE.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
This place is dirtier than Jiraiya's mind!
You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!
Anyway, we have the five villages: the drinking gourd, the dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles and the- what the crap is our symbol? No,
seriously- it doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
"BE yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard Way
"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach
"Envy..you...you're envious of humans. We're so much weaker than you homunculi, battered, confused, even when we're beaten, and about to collapse, even when we know it's pointless, we always stand back up. And if we can't, our friends will lift us up. You'll never have that...and it's made you jealous of us." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"How humiliating...reduced to this pathetic form with you humans, you pieces of shit mocking me. And worst of all, the lowest, most disgusting one of you...that effing kid is the one who understands how I feel. That is the ultimate insult. Bye, bye...Edward Elric." -Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fears are truly brave."
We were all born originals, but so many of us die as copies.
Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.
"I hate talkative guys... They gross me out." - Matsumoto Rangiku, Bleach
"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest
"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!'
"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al "Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulent carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
"That's it. I'm gonna use her as a scratching post." -Merle, Vision of Escaflowne
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was.
War does not determine what is right--only who is left.
The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.
It's back to Hell for me. Come on Nixon.
For once someone might actually call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'.
I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- HEY KIDS!
OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few words. Chuck Norris is a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’s birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus's birthday.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.
You plus me equals knives and blood.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."
“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”
Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.
If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way.
You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid.
All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie.
Otaku rule because our lives are portable, and we know how to be subtly unsubtle.
Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!
Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals...
It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class.
Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!
Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"Adults look at internet lingo and think, "Why put numbers into English?"
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” Plato
"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!...You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.
Yo momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Genius by birth, slacker by choice.
('•.('•. .•').•' ) -==--Kingdom Hearts-==-- (_.•'(_.•' '•._)'•. _)
I hate you. Why? I need a reason?
When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
My view of people: Everyone is a pervert. It just comes down to if they accept it, how perverted they are, and how well they hide it...
It's too late to scream.
Fuck you no jutsu!
Tell Hell I sent you.
...And deliver us from fangirls...
...I feel stupid, and contagious...
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' " --Chris Rock
I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?
Behind every bitch is the guy who made her that way. (So very true!)
I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? kill me?
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -Bryan White
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to paramedics.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Must. Hide. Dead. Body.
I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words.
"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."
Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die.
"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"
This is my phrase. Do you see my phrase? If you do, I hope you don't steal it because if you do, you'll get a tumor.
I don't only want to rain on your parade...I want to blow up all the floats!
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"-Ichigo"IT was for YOUR PATHETIC FACE!!!"-Rukia, Bleach
People say I'm crazy, actually I'm just bored. (Is that Light's (from DN) reasoning?)
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
Happiness is your Mother-In-Law's Picture on the Back of a Milk Carton.
It's good to die for your country, but it's really good when the other bastard dies for their country.
A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it. (This one always makes me smile.)
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this is satire and you would look good in lingerie.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word, and has filed it for reference.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences.
You know what!? Earth sucks, I’m going home.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
I have not lost my sanity... I have simply found a better, more entertaning use for it.
It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.
"OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Nobody move! I dropped my brain.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. Mark Twain
Drive it like you stole it!
Don’t worry, it’s just blood.
I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
Are you sure? Because my Gaydar went off like crazy when I saw you.
"The only thing you can't wish for is a better tasting muffin." -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)
"The muffin tastes bad, but it's powerful! All hail the muffin!" -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)
My Pokemon bring all the boys to the yard. (HELL YEAH!!! XD)
"The world is not as beautiful as everyone says she is. Life is not as fair as everyone wants it to be. But why should I let that ruin my day?"
Awww, shut up and give me a muffin ya damn hippie.
There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.
Write like no one is gonna read your words.
True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.
"Squab..."- Two and a Half Men
“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.” -- Nicholas Chamfort
One day while I was walking through the woods, I came upon a human skull. I immediately panicked and called the police to report my find and as I waited for them to arrive, I thought to myself, who was this man? And why did he have antlers?
How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?
"Don't call me small! I'll break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
'Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators' -William Saroyan
Yes! -starts to do the happy dance- All that yaoi didn't land me in Hell after all!
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
I left the womb for this?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I fucked your sister. She was better than you.
I ran into my ex the other day... I put it into reverse and hit him again. (Lmao YES!!! XD)
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.
In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives.
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying.
Have I seen you before, maybe in another universe?
Life is totally screwed up! At least the cookies are good...
I am 105 percent sure...that I am obsessed with L. (More like 110 for me...)
Lemons are brilliant; they allow you to have fun in ways that are physically impossible.
The same day Paris gets an award for acting is the same day a porn star gets an Oscar.
I hate science! It takes all the fun out of life. I was quite happy thinking unicorns were real.
People in the closet are like Tomatoes . . . Everyone thinks they are vegetables but really they are fruit.
Someone needs to be horse whipped for their stupidity.
"A man like me doesn't give in to temptation!!!" -Ichigo"Then why are you peeking through your fingers?" -Rukia, Bleach
The universe is laughing behind your back.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.
We Americans, we're a simple people...but piss us off and we'll bomb your cities.
Just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, forget the people, just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, now go insane. (WOOT!!!! XD)
My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain. (You should try it!)
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." --Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain. (Especially when it's manga!!!)
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.” --The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene
I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
To the Internet, My Minions!
People often say to me, "I understand what you are talking about intellectually, but I don't really feel it, I don't realize it," and I am apt to reply, "I wonder whether you do understand it intellectually, because if you did you would also feel it." Alan Watts
If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try to be happy, because you may not see tomorrow. There is someone this morning, who didn't wake up, who will never see this day. Try to feel lucky that this is not you.
All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.
We take our bearings, daily, from others. To be sane is, to a great extent, to be sociable.
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.
You are not permitted to kill someone who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that they are growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
I hope you know that I only hate you because I love you to a point of so much passion it unhinges my soul. (Somehow, this quote has a...beautiful tone to it.)
I'm invisible, understand, because people choose not to see me. (Isn't that the story of my life...)
"Holy crap!" Peter Boyle, Everybody Loves Raymond
"Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon." Doris Roberts, Everybody Loves Raymond
"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out." The Green Goblin, Spider-Man
"Dirty Jobs they're everywhere, take a look around, down the stairs, up the street, even undergrooound!" Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs
"Try and grow those back." Wolverine, X-Men III
"Aaah, you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow." Cloud Strife, commenting on Barret's sailor outfit, FF7
"I reject your reality, and subsitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Quake damn you quake!" Jamie Heimemin, Mythbusters
"Mind over matter baby, I don't mind, and you don't matter." Johnny Ohm, Rise of the Imperfects
"What the deuce!" Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender Bending Rodriquz, Futurama
"The world is made up of both light and dark. You can't have one without the other." King Mickey, Kingdom Hearts
"Why won't you die?!" Austin Powers
"I have a big head and little arms." Tiny, Meet the Robinsons
"You are one ugly mother f!" Arnold Swatanegger, Predator
"Get away from her you bitch!" Ripley, Aliens
"Or humans riding dragons, throwing wolves at insects." the guy from Scary Movie IV
"We don't want to risk another frontal assult. That rabbit's dynamite!" King Arthur, Monty Python Version
"I'm a gay animal trainer." Eric Idel
"Gopher-chucks!" the Chosen One, Kung Pow
"Thar be Adam and Jamie pointing a cannon at four dead pigs dressed as pirates." Robert Lee, Mythbusters
"I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder." Donkey, Shrek
"I'm the only Pumpking King!" Jack Skellington, Nightmare Before Christmas
"Lock your doors, block your pores, cock your floors, it's West Nile virus!" someone I heard on Sirius Radio
"DON'T PANIC!" The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy
"When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all." Computer God, Futurama
"Got it memorized?" Axel, Kingdom Hearts
"Stabbings are not funny, beatings are not funny, mimes are not funny. Yet beating and stabbing a mime is hilarious. And 45 calories!" Dave Attel
"I can show you some Splenda!" Dane Cook
"Kick some ass. Kick some ass. K-K-K-K-Kick some ass, Biach!" G. W. Bush spoof by Frank Calliendo
"The Good dye young, but Pricks live FOREVER!" Lewis Black
"People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling." Dr. Cox, Scrubs
"Merry platypus one and all!" Zim, Invader Zim
"I has a sammich in my head." GIR, Invader Zim
"Squeak." Minimoose, Invader Zim
"Obey, obey! Obey the power of Santa! Or be crushed, be crushed! Beneath, his jolly boots of doom!" Jelly Santa's theme, Invader Zim
"Just imagine him in his underwear, Oh no! He's hot!" Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants
"It looks like an ordinary penny, because it IS an ordinary Penny!" Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
"Oh thank god, one psychotic maniac is saving me from another." Random Naruto fic
"Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others. . .One that will leave scar in the earth like nothing else. . .A creation worthy of praise unlike anything before it!. . .Sorry, Tobi.. . .And you. . .will die! The blast will cover more then 10 kilometers! You’ll never get away, mmm! Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in awe. . .and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because My art. . .IS A BLAST! KATSU!” -Deidara
"There, that was a little better, now to put down my pen. Wait, I still need a title . . . I got it! The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto. Perfect." -Jiriaya
"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It dates back to the honored tradition when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal cause I'm still alive and your dead." Of course dropping a nuke them for 50,000 ft is also totally acceptable. I mean let's face it. There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling." -Sarge, Red vs. Blue
"You can't die! I'm bored! All these girls want to talk about is chick stuff! And not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns." -Donut, Red vs. Blue
"It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole or a pervert or a snob, or they're lazy or arrogant or an idiot or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to; you have to despise people on a personal level, not because they're red or because they're blue, but because you know them and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douche bag." Church, Red vs. Blue
"But I don't want to be dead. I want to be alive. Or a cowboy." Caboose, Red vs. Blue
"Then yeah, I'm here to steal the sword." Tex, Red vs. Blue
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villian." Two-Face, Dark Knight
"LIES!/So this is how it ends: In a bar, in Mexico, lemon juice in my eye, with a dog whose name I can't pronounce./Im not denying the fact I have issues. But I am saying that is a ham sandwich./You don't have to be paranoid for people to be after you." Mrfipp
"Deer take bets when they jump in front of your cars. Deer are risk takers. All while drunk./Oh my god! A effing IHop!"
"Be a man, not a squirrel."
"I'm afraid of butterflies!"
"Using a normal power outlet to recharge? Man, I'm a ghetto-ass hero." Kon/Karakura Riser, Bleach
"GODDAMMITSHIT!" Free, Soul Eater
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