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Poll: What story should I write after I finish Broken Promises? NOTE- PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY IDEAS. I WORK HARD TO THINK OF THESE THINGS, SO DON'T JUST TAKE THEM! Vote Now!
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Joined 01-12-09, id: 1802175, Profile Updated: 05-09-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

So if anybody is reading this, wondering where I am, I have been having a really rough time. Real life has caught up with me. My grandfather, who is (was) very close with me, has recently passed away. My whole family is devestated and I now understand what other authors were feeling like when they put up messages like this. If you have never lost anybody close to you- than I give you this advice-- just remember unexpected deaths DO happen... Be careful how you live your life towards other people and never leave a person with a mean farewell. ALSO I am REALLLLLY behind in my school work. History mostly and If I want a job, which I need, than I have GOT to get get working and focusing on real life. BP will hopefully be finished at some time... but not right now. farewell!!!

Hey welcome to my page! Im Hopper5101 and I am in love with the Twilight series! Eclipse is my fav though! Team Edward till the end!! I mean I like Jacob the human, but I HATE it when he is all rude. Music I like - Nickleback(who doesn't?), All Time Low, Simple Plan, Yellow Card, Scenes and Sirens, and Anarbor. Alternative music is my type of music!!

For a description of what I look like just read on Niki in chapter 4 of Broken Promises.

A bunch of quotes that I thought were very cool- If you want to skip the stupid stuff I have funny things under theese-

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?”

-Danny Devito-

Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.”

-Anonymous-

Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live without it.”

-Anonymous-

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”

-James Dean-

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”

-Carl Bard-

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

THESE ARE ALL SOOOO FUNNY-- Go to Fridaynightcranks.com for really funny live prank call shows every Friday night from 9-11. See them also on Youtube and iTunes.

PRANK PHONE CALL SORTA -FUNNIEST THING EVER--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

FUNNIEST 911 PHONE CALL EVER--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI

TRY TO BEAT THIS-- I COULDN'T--http://www.brainbashers.com/commonsense.asp

When you trip a good friend helps you back up a best friend just keeps on walking and says "Walk much?"

If a guy breaks up with you a good friend conforts you a best friend goes up to the guy and says "It's becuase you're gay isn't it?"

If your house is on fire a good friend tells you everything will be ok a best friend is roasting marshmellows and hitting on the firemen

A good friend will ask if they can have something to eat a best friend just goes into the kitchen and grabs something and that's why you have no food

A good friend stands behind you a best friend stands in front of you

A good friend has never seen you cry a best friend sees you cry all the time but no one else knows

A good friend will stand up for you a best friend will let you fight your own battles and latter on slap you and say "Toughen up"

When you're upset a good friend will ask what's wrong a best friend will pretend you're alright becuase she knows if you want her to know you'll tell her

If you're being picked on a good friend will help you through it a best friends the one picking on you.

Sadie- Ur the Best and if anybody hurts you I will personally try to smash their face but fail miserably and just have you do it for me. SOund like a plan?

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up

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The Boy Nextdoor by spidermonkey1918 reviews
Bella has lived next door to and loved Edward for years. Could he possibly feel the same way? All Human...R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Survival 101 by GumieStarz reviews
When Bella and her new friends Alice and Rosalie get a job on The maiden voyage of Cullen Cruise's new ship, They meet three mysterious strangers. But when the ship crashes, leaving them stranded on an island, will love blossom? or will war ensue? AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2009
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,652 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Game by Song of The Knight reviews
It started out as a simple game between Alice and Bella. But what happens when Edward walks in half way through their game? All vampire one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Story in The Music by Sadie1787 reviews
In NM everyone knows Edward left but what happens when Jacob leaves too? When Bella falls to pieces an unlikely girl is the one picking them up again even though this girl is human she and her dark past may be more dangerous than anyone else's. 1st story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Karaoke Nights by lovegrizzlybearEmmett reviews
Bella Swan was never the kind of person to go to the big football games,so she and her friend Alice sing every Friday instead.One night,kids from their school show up.Will they help start a new tradition?And will romance start when Bella sings with Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Monumental Moments by aseriesofhellos reviews
When Bella walked in on her husband with his secretary she had no idea how to move past it. Luckily a certain Edward Masen was there to help pick her up off the floor... literally. A story about growth, friendship, and ultimately love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Runaways by SimplyDazzling reviews
"What if your actions end up ruining someone's life? How do you pay for what you've done?" Events in the past have caused Edward to be broken. Bringing Bella into his dark life wasn't something he wanted to do, and yet, somehow was unavoidable. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,821 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
M E S S Y by JazzyCat reviews
Life is messy sometimes. But he's hurt. You need to give him a reason to live, Bella. ExB. After her mother commits suicide, Bella decides to volunteer in a suicide prevention help program, talking to those who have tried before. Her first? Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Teachers Pet by mpg reviews
Bella moved on after Edward left her and is now a teacher. When she starts at a new school, destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges/decisions. B&E/Canon Pairs/Lemons/Violence. -COMPLETE- NB 4 EPOV see Student Liaisio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,557 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Worst Nightmare Became My Dream by xXDisturbed UnderheartXx reviews
Edward saw an ambulance pass by to a crash.He rushes to the crash only to hear a babys cry.The baby is a 1 week old Bella.Will The Cullen's Keep her? Bella OCC/// Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella the wild rose by mpg reviews
Edward is unable to resist the call of Bella's blood and visits her house on the first day they meet. His slip in control leads to unforseen consequences. BxE Mutliple POVs Rated M for lemons/violence -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,169 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beginning of the End by twilightsun01 reviews
Bella Swan, secret agent, hates Edward Cullen, secret agent and Bella’s ex-best friend, for only one reason, and they know why. When they’re paired together for a mission, will their old feelings ignite or will they just keep the hate?AHAUOOC. T for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
When the Sun Sets by TopazObsessr94 reviews
what if you loved someone so much and then the next day they were gone? Bella and Edward are getting married but when an unexpected guest shows up and Bella suddenly disappears Edward is left in shreads and takes action in order to bring back his love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,351 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
No Excuses by rain-luver33 reviews
A very hot, high-school senior Jacob ask fifteen year-old Bella on a date. What happens when it doesn't go so smoothly? Will Edward be there to help? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to London, Love by cullenite21 reviews
Bella's attending Oxford. When she gets locked out of her dorm hall, someone comes to save her. This gorgeous someone happens to be her new roommate. How will she survive the year? BXE, EMXR, CXE, AXJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,848 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Love, My Loss by Sammiie3 reviews
Edward and Bella were married in 1918 then Edward disappeared. Bella was changed. Things happen and they find themselves re-united, But will Bella ever realise it is him? Crappy summary! Please give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lock and Key by Jane17 reviews
Bella Swan has always felt like outsider.She keeps people out.What happens when her family moves to Forks in her senior year of high school?Will she give the place and people she meets a chance or count down the days til she can leave? Summary is weak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,786 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
CoEd has Never Been Better by lions-lamb-4ever reviews
Bella is the only one in a co-ed dorm with...Edward Cullen. Will Rose's past, or Jasper's overprotective nature ruin the chance of a relationship. What happens when the not-so secret relationship takes an unexpected twist? Will it make it stronger?E&B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volturi’s Precious Guard by DCCDchick reviews
After Edward left in New Moon, Bella decided to allow the Volturi to kill her, but they could tell she was special. Now she’s living the life she wanted, changed, without her reason to live it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes from the Cullen Coven by paigeisavampire reviews
Characters from Twilight passing notes and such. It's back up! Everyone cheer! Huzzah! Rated T cos I curse like a sailor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
The Little Girl by Jazz425 reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Black Notebook by Rossie reviews
“What are you saying Edward Cullen?” I spat, water running down my chin. He stepped closer to me and slid his hands onto my hips. “I’m saying that I’m in love with you, too, Isabella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reunited by Fated Faerie reviews
When Edward left, Bella had to face many dangers, but none as bad as the Volturi. Blackmailing her to join, she became a member of the Guard. What happens when Aro sends her on a mission and she see's some unexpected faces.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,035 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let it fall into place by ElissaB reviews
When Edward was turned he left behind is best fried, Isabella, he never thought he would see her again. Now she is back in his life and everything seems new again. What will they do to be together again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Road Ahead by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Sequel to College Talk! Their lives are moving on, apartments, jobs, engagements are all on their way, but what problems await the gang as they face life after college? All Human, Canon pairs, T because...it is. BxE, EmxR, JxA. R&R everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Racing Girl by Twilight4242 reviews
Bella loves racing cars. But Charlie, her dad, doesn’t approve of this dangerous sport. Her older brother Emmett enters her in a Championship Race. But, Bella has to keep her identity a secret. Then she meets Edward Cullen. DRAMA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,008 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Angela is a Witch? Part II by LadyBugGirl reviews
FOLLOWS THE ORIGINAL ANGELA IS A WITCH, by Hopper5101, so read that first! I adopted her story, about Bella finding out Angela is a witch, and tons of other mythical creatures are real! Really funny! Please read and review! I hope you aren't disappointed!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Angela
Endlessly In Love by Maaya-Neyha reviews
Bella Swan critiques books while Alice Hale has creations for the runway. Rosalie Hale is playing the field alongside Emmett Cullen who rocks the party scene. Jasper Swan fixes life issues and Edward Cullen is waiting to be discovered under all the mess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's The Man by TwilightofElla reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are going to College. What happens when they get advice from their soccer coach to try out for the boys only college team? Hilarity ensues and maybe some romance when they meet their new, not so thrilled team. Who could be on it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,394 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Flightless Bird by Maggiepie34 reviews
Bella, Edward, and Carlisle just happen to be on the same plane as it crashes onto a deserted island. They are the only survivers. They have never met. Edward and Carlisle are Vampires, Bella is human.REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,908 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Little White Note by gebies reviews
What if Edward never came back in New Moon? It is a year after the cullens left and Bella receives a note. Is it really from Edward or is someone more dangerous lurking in the shadows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Never Change by VivaLaSquishy reviews
Alice and Edward have always been best friends, but Edward has never met Alices other best friend Bella. Jasper is Bellas best friend, and he has never met Alice. What happens when they do meet. EXB AXJ EmXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,740 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stupid Lamb by PrincessJordy reviews
Set in New Moon. What if Bella decided to try and find Edward and the Cullens? What if Alice had a vision and decided to join her? Road trip! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survivor Romance by JewelGirl94 reviews
When Bella and Edward both go on the show Survivor, will they come together in an alliance? Or will the game keep them apart? Twilight/Survivor X-over, read even if you don't watch Survivor, you will understand I promise! Cannon parings, All Human. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Agent Alice by alyshia-jean reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who both secretly want more. What happens when they both ask Alice for help? Will she help or make it worse? AH AU. canon pairing. some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hostage by edwardsdreamgal reviews
Fate brought them together, but will it be the one thing that will tear them apart? When Bella gets taken hostage, all seems to be broken, but can you guess who is also being held hostage with her? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,704 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me by AgentStarbuck reviews
The ending of New Moon from Edward's perspective, starting from his reunion with Bella. Edward/Bella. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forsaken by ohxmyxria reviews
-AU- Abandoned by her mother, rejected by her father, forsaken by her classmates; Bella Swan has lost her faith in humanity. Can Edward Cullen show her that falling in love is a risk with taking, pain and all? -by Ria & Rio-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty of Uncertainty by Twicebitten reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie set sail for the cruise of a lifetime around the Caribbean. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are aboard the same ship. Will it mean love for them all? R&R! AU. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Blood lust by bellamy-cullenvampire-bean reviews
Edward is trapped in the small classroom with Isabella Swan, her scent driving him crazy. Will he resist, or will he give in to temptation? Read to find out, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Work First, Love Second by Jennala reviews
Bella Swan works for the FBI. When she and another agent get assigned to work on a dangerous mission together, they fall in love along the way. Will their love get in the way of capturing a Russian spy? Will they succeed before destruction hits?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Just Friends? by foreverEdwardandBella reviews
Bellas moves to go live with her old friend, Alice. Alice has a brother that Bella has never met, named Edward. He is completly gorgeous, and she kind of likes him, he likes her back. Will they like eachother enough to fall in love and go out? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
sleep talking by VampiressE12B reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Broken Promises reviews
Bella and Edward are Best Friends in 1918. They find out about vampires and make a promise-if either get turned they change the other. Edward doesn't keep the promise and Bella gets changed after. Both think the other is dead. They meet up in modern times
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angela is a witch? reviews
What if Angela really was a witch? And why does Jessica have a tail? And Ben doesn't work for Santa? Who are the little green people? What is up with this little town of Forks? FINISHED BY LADY BUG GIRL
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Angela - Complete