Poll: What story should I write after I finish Broken Promises? NOTE- PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY IDEAS. I WORK HARD TO THINK OF THESE THINGS, SO DON'T JUST TAKE THEM! Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
So if anybody is reading this, wondering where I am, I have been having a really rough time. Real life has caught up with me. My grandfather, who is (was) very close with me, has recently passed away. My whole family is devestated and I now understand what other authors were feeling like when they put up messages like this. If you have never lost anybody close to you- than I give you this advice-- just remember unexpected deaths DO happen... Be careful how you live your life towards other people and never leave a person with a mean farewell. ALSO I am REALLLLLY behind in my school work. History mostly and If I want a job, which I need, than I have GOT to get get working and focusing on real life. BP will hopefully be finished at some time... but not right now. farewell!!!
Hey welcome to my page! Im Hopper5101 and I am in love with the Twilight series! Eclipse is my fav though! Team Edward till the end!! I mean I like Jacob the human, but I HATE it when he is all rude. Music I like - Nickleback(who doesn't?), All Time Low, Simple Plan, Yellow Card, Scenes and Sirens, and Anarbor. Alternative music is my type of music!!
For a description of what I look like just read on Niki in chapter 4 of Broken Promises.
A bunch of quotes that I thought were very cool- If you want to skip the stupid stuff I have funny things under theese-
“There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?”
“Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.”
“Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live without it.”
“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”
“Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”
Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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When you trip a good friend helps you back up a best friend just keeps on walking and says "Walk much?"
If a guy breaks up with you a good friend conforts you a best friend goes up to the guy and says "It's becuase you're gay isn't it?"
If your house is on fire a good friend tells you everything will be ok a best friend is roasting marshmellows and hitting on the firemen
A good friend will ask if they can have something to eat a best friend just goes into the kitchen and grabs something and that's why you have no food
A good friend stands behind you a best friend stands in front of you
A good friend has never seen you cry a best friend sees you cry all the time but no one else knows
A good friend will stand up for you a best friend will let you fight your own battles and latter on slap you and say "Toughen up"
When you're upset a good friend will ask what's wrong a best friend will pretend you're alright becuase she knows if you want her to know you'll tell her
If you're being picked on a good friend will help you through it a best friends the one picking on you.
Sadie- Ur the Best and if anybody hurts you I will personally try to smash their face but fail miserably and just have you do it for me. SOund like a plan?
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up
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